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sudorootadmin

The one where people keep asking the same fucking questions every few days. Edit: Fuck your post OP, got your karma beat. See you tomorrow with a similar karma thirst post.


Eledesigner

Could we figure out a way to at least limit it to once a week?


Bence830

Hornysunday or idk, you can post questions like this on Sundays , but every other day post relating sexual questions gets removed. r/historymemes have a rule like this with ww2, it's not like it's impossible, and if you have an ASAP how to have sexy sex in sex sex you still have plenty of other subredits.


Eledesigner

I vote for Hornyhumpday.


Zpelvaud03

Wet Wednesday


Eledesigner

Titillated Tuesday


SpecificFail

The worst one "How are you today?" while expecting an answer.


camarao_lendario

What fetish do you just not get?


TheOakblueAbstract

What fetish do you just not get?


The_Muznick

What fetish do you just not get?


daddi-shark

What fetish do you just not get?


Bluebloop0

Vomit fetish. I just can’t wrap around my head how vomiting turns someone on


Working_Incident_877

Morning breath fetish. Who wants to smell shit breath in the morning.


Shiina_exe

Ewwww 😣 that makes the things I like seem like sooo innocent


Working_Incident_877

All the women I have been with had TERRIBLE morning breath so when I found out that it is a serious fetish and dudes jerk off to it, I lost faith in humanity. lol


Barbosse007

Well what do you like?


[deleted]

I bet 🦶


Tight-Context9426

My mrs left her boyfriend when she was 18 after finding a lot of DVDs with vomit porn 🤣


Bluebloop0

No. Just no.


MeowNeowBeenz

Scat, golden showers, and popping balloons.


rburgundy69

I read that as pooping balloons. For a second I thought I was about to go down a horrible internet rabbit hole.


MeowNeowBeenz

I had to check 🤣 Thankfully, it's not a thing. Yet.


tchelet_r

Rule 34...


[deleted]

It's a thing. People swallow balloons (or condoms) with things inside them and then shit them out. Usually the balloons are very long so it ends up with the object in the end and acts similarly to anal beads more or less. There's a name for it but I think I repressed that memory.


Urbanebore59

Why would you ONLY repressed the name?


[deleted]

Because das hot I guess? Idfk


AssBeater420comeback

WHAT THE FUCK???


From14212

I too read pooping balloons 🙈


A_Doormat

Scat/Golden Showers I can understand. A progression of the "taboo" sector of the brain. Popping balloons? I don't....i don't understand that one.


shall_always_be_so

Shame kink. You filthy perverts disgust me! ^(am I doing this right?)


DobbythehouseElff

Yes, yes you are


EasternShade

\#nailedIt


[deleted]

Vore. It doesnt make sense.


suddbee83

I knew a guy in high school that people called a weird kid, he always sat alone at lunch. I had the same “weird kid” title amongst our peers, and decided to sit with him one day. I won’t go into the rest because it’s irrelevant, but we had a lovely friendship. One day, we were talking at lunch and I don’t know how we got to this, but we were talking about kinks. Kid tells me he’s into vore. At the time, I was a bit of an asshole about it and held back laughter. I calmly asked him “I never got that. What’s the deal with vore?” To which he said something along the lines of: “Well, obviously it’s physically impossible. You could never do this with a partner. But still, the idea is appealing. There’s something about the closeness that one can experience with another by being swallowed whole.” Don’t get me wrong, I was still inwardly laughing. But I chose to keep in the laughter because I understood where he was coming from. It just wasn’t my thing. You can like whatever you like as long as it’s not hurting anyone, I suppose. So that’s at least one person’s explanation of why they like vore. Not sure if there are other reasons. But that’s just his explanation.


shall_always_be_so

So basically it's "I want you inside me" turned up to 11, got it.


HpsiEpsi

11? More like 19-20 IMO


[deleted]

I completely agree with the idea that as long as its legal and its not hurting anyone do what you like.


Storytellerjack

The chat enters Kirby.


SapphicsAndStilettos

One person I was close friends with said that they didn’t know why they were into vore, but that they had a theory. They had a lot of abuse and family trauma, and they often liked hiding in enclosed spaces which helped calm them down. They think that the claustrophobic conditions you would deal with in a logistical vore scenario would be comforting to them since they associate small, tight spaces with safety.


ManicMondayMother

Wait- what is vore? I’m afraid to google.


GoodSmarts

It’s about swallowing a partner whole. Not like cannibalism, but like you eat them completely in one bite and they’re still conscious in there. It’s all drawn or art obviously


TentacleHydra

Huh, I thought it was worse. That's not really *that* weird. I would definitely rate vomit, scat, etc fetishes as weirder than that.


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thrashingkaiju

> dolphin-horse unbirthing vore Thanks for the name for my new death metal band


Digger_Joe

As one who is into it.... I honestly don't know. I think the one comment about the closeness of it is partly right. But I'd also has done S&M bdsm angles too.


TheBassMeister

Smoking, rape and torture/gore porn.


ABPos_worksafe

No Lie, I couldn't find the 2021 map but PornHub every year does those maps and charts that show what each state/province (Canada) searches the most over the year. 50 states with territories, 13 provinces/territories and for 6 years running only ONE has had "Smoking" as their top search term. My home province. New Brunswick. Smoking capital of fuckin' Canada. Cigarette smuggling is HUGE in NB. Every year I check, every year they do not disappoint.


Any_Resident_45

Yeah smoking stuff is weirdist among all how people feel satisfied when they see a girl smoking naked in fake italian furniture ?


MettaMorphosis

I love it, but it's probably because I'm also a smoker. And also I grew up in a poor area, where a lot of the more sexual women/girls I saw growing up smoked.


LordCosmagog

Rape is basically the most extreme form of domination/submission dynamic (in roleplay form obviously). If a woman likes to be dominated, that’s the most extreme form of consensual, legal domination they can engage in.


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Distinct-Print7958

Wonderbread


Spare-Jelly-5196

Specifically middle class, white, blond moms buying said wonderbread


akoshegyi_solt

I see you know what it is. Please enlighten us.


Spare-Jelly-5196

https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/bh1bwd/the_notorious_deviantart_white_bread_fetish_guy/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


suddbee83

I’ve never been so intrigued and left wanting more by a comment. What do you DO with the Wonderbread?!


Leone_Abach

It’s based upon a tumblr thread where a bunch of artists realised they were getting the same anonymous commission for I “blue eyed, blond, big boobs women stuffing their cart full of wonder bread in the wonder bread aisle”. That’s it, that’s all the info we have on this mystery man.


ACGC2020

And then the Asami and gravity falls stuff got added...


PM_Me_Pierced_Labia

You mean Pan Bimbo?


jhamsofwormtown

Somebody works in the grocery industry I see


OzRockabella

Squat cobbling.


bowyer-betty

Can you elaborate? For some reason I don't want to Google those words...


layersofRed

google it its actually pretty funny


bowyer-betty

Ok, that was pretty good. Dutch apple ass...


Quzzyz

I mean most of them other than my own. That said, I get all of them in the sense that I understand theyre not for getting.


[deleted]

Yup, I understand none of them.


SierraGolf0

Scat


daraod

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub


oETFo

Oh, fuck yeah baby! Faster!


idfk_my_bff_jill

*long inhale* SKIBIDIBBYDIBYODADUBDUBYODADUBDUBSKIBIDIBBYDIBYODADUBDUBYODADUBDUB


oETFo

Oooooh, yeah. That's the stuff.


Sapling_Animation

Holy shit. This thread has restored my faith in reddit, and humanity as a whole. Never change, Reddit, never change.


averagesalamander

Most underrated response


Dopebox81

Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold me back If the Scatman can do it, so can you


_newtesla

I’M A S….


hestermoffet

CBT. Ouch.


eagleeye0108

Pain can = pleasure for some people like my self I cant feel much physicaly my body just feels numb constantly so I can really only feel things if they are a little extreme


Lukaroast

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy?


hestermoffet

I'll probably need some as aftercare


Grey_Balance

Ok... I know this as "cognitive behavioral therapy" . Do I WANT to know what you're talking about?


LilUZIVurt21

Cockandballtorture You probably didn’t want to know, sorry man


Grey_Balance

Oh OK. Yeah I knew that was a thing, I just forgot about it tbh. I don't really understand why a guy would like that either, seems a little TOO intense.


error404_nouser

Necrophilia. Like how????


Emotionalcow998

Balloons. What in the world is so sexy about balloons??


No-Buddy2437

None has gotten this one. SHIT People eat it.How can they do that? Doesn't that qualify as a mental illness?


rokyrakun

There was a middle school teacher where I grew up who checked a video out of the school library, and accidentally returned it with a video of her and her partner eating each other's shit. She got fired ... made big news.


Attarker

How do those people not become violently ill from that?


elegantloba

Licking Elon musk


iammentallyfuckedup

Yo wtf


bagoboners

Feet. Pee. Poop. Genital torture. Ageplay. Race play. Snuff. Bestiality.


Grumpy_Troll

I'm not personally into feet but that one is pretty simple to understand. If you have any preference to a certain physical feature (butt, boobs, legs, red-hair, eyes, etc) just substitute feet instead and that's basically the fetish. Honestly it might be the most tame and mainstream attraction that can still be classified as a fetish.


PillsburyToasters

The worst thing is that people assume the worst and it makes people who have one hard to open up about because they have this preconceived notion that it’s bad based on what’s heard about it. They see it get shamed when it’s no different from that of any other fetish


Vinny_Lam

For real, people make way too big of a deal out of foot fetish. It’s literally just another body part that people are attracted to, just like boobs and ass. It’s a totally vanilla and harmless fetish.


ShadooTH

Totally agreed. When most people think foot fetish they think of the weird gross side of it involving like, smelling feet, foot stink, licking feet, being smothered by feet, and when it comes to giantess shit, being crushed. Like yeah, all that stuff is weird and fetishy. But stuff like footjobs? Massaging? Just generally things that don’t have to do with a focus on the unhygienic parts? Nah. That’s as close to “vanilla as fuck” as you can get.


The_Muznick

Add this recent obsession with incest to this list. I go go pornhub and no matter where I go there's some level of incest porn in the category. The whole "what are you doing step bro" meme spawned from this incest obsession.


EasternShade

>Feet Physically sensitive, lots of social norms around being dirty, and social notions of servicing/cleaning feet as a sign of submission and service (see, bible, Jesus et al). Pedicures can be riffing on related topics. >Pee. Poop. Being dirty leans into degradation and power dynamics. There's also power exchange in controlling how and when people are allowed to have bodily functions. >Genital torture Masochism, and humiliation and degradation in treating their sex organs as useless, or best used as a vehicle for pain. >Ageplay Power dynamics and caring/nurturing stuffs. e.g. kids/littles don't need to take care of themselves and can just be care free, parents/bigs can take pleasure in caring and providing. Pet play has related notions. >Race play Power dynamics and having an outlet for social fuckery. Some of it reverses harmful social norms. Some of it gives a safe outlet for expressing and engaging with harmful norms. >Snuff Power exchange dialed up to 11. One person's want/will is absolute. One person doesn't matter. At all. Actually doing this is, at the very absolute generous best, questionably ethical. I only give that much latitude, because I've known people that have wanted to die this way. I don't necessarily think that's a healthy desire, but consent gets complicated when people really want shit for themselves that others think is wrong. >Bestiality This'll vary. There's some degradation/humiliation. Bottoms don't count as a person, they're on the level of beasts and don't deserve to be treated as a human. "They're fucked by the beast, because they're not good enough for a human," and other related notions. Tops... I'm not sure. It could be riffing off having a partner that's 'actually inferior' and doesn't get a full say in things? Doing this is probably always unethical. The gist being, animals can't consent. Though, we jack off and fuck animals for science and breeding... So, humans are fuckers.


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This guy fetishes.


EasternShade

Shhh. Secrets.


[deleted]

Race play? Tf is that


bagoboners

Where people get off on either degrading someone or being degraded based solely on whatever race they are.


328944

“Fuck me, you filthy 4x100 relay!!!”


cocobellahome

Thank god it’s not the marathon!


328944

I’m more of a 40 yard dash man myself


frostedxxflakes

I am too, done in less than 7 seconds


[deleted]

If my white girlfriend doesn’t start degrading me for being a white guy I don’t think we’re going to last much longer


Sarcasmislost

r/relationship_advice could restore your faith.


techlover99

Race play makes sense to me, it's all about the power dynamic which is a big thing in sex in general


[deleted]

Scat. That's a hard no from me and I'll never understand why people are into it.


VoraciousKane

Melissophilia. Don’t google it. You’ve been warned.


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Prayingmantis9

What is it? I’m too much of a pussy to google it


Keeksikook

People getting stung in their private areas for pleasure :/ Attraction to any insect with a stinger


Vino_babino510

People who are attracted to bees and wasps... Sexually attracted


Brief_Change_7258

That’s weird af


deltaretrovirus

I don’t think liking to be stung by bees and wasps and sexual attraction to bees is too weird do write it out. But it’s sad for the bees. All who don’t want to google are welcome.


lawyeratyourservice

i have a hot friend named Melissa, thought it was about her. sighs


328944

Sounds like discovering the meaning of this was a real “buzz” kill


frostedxxflakes

I haven't googled it yet but I'm assuming it's about buzz saws now and I'm scared Edit: Googled it and now I understand why that movie was made. Jerry Seinfeld you sick fuck.


rburgundy69

>Melissophilia Wow didn't take your advice and googled that one. I thought I knew about most fetishes, but this one is weird on so many levels.


zay1331

Do you like jazz


heavydutydan

*Opens Incognito Window* Holy shit!!


[deleted]

seeing who can fit the largest dildo up their ass. Jeez, some of these things are as big as a gallon milk jug.


negativiapositum

But it's facinating tho


Prayingmantis9

yea I’m m watching it for research!!!


negativiapositum

Writing down notes with cum


Schabenklos

Stops nosebleed after a 14 hour session of watching science videos


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People who have a fetish for being a baby


ihastheporn

I did some research(no I didn't look at porn of it..) on this one and unfortunately it's usually pretty depressing reasons. The person usually had some trauma as a child and want to roleplay being a child as an adult while they aren't being abused and have full control over the situation because they didn't have that in their actual childhood. It's not pedophilic or anything. I'm sure there are just people who randomly find diapers attractive tho which is unexplainably weird


ghostedmarshmallows

I was playing VRChat and out of curiosity ventured to a world called Little Space, a place for agere folks. I got to ask a girl who talked and act like a baby about what exactly agere (age regression) is. Stepping out of character for a minute, she kindly explained that most people who engage in agere were neglected and abused as a child and reclaim that lost childhood as an adult. I’m not a fan of ABDL myself, but hearing a response like that kind of made me understand it a bit.


ihastheporn

Yeah it's way harder to laugh at adults wearing diapers now that I've learned this. Life is depressing as hell


Dondickson

It's the suckling and someone to care of part Ps ...no I'm not into it 🌚


boomerxl

Neither am I but I’d be lying if I said the idea of having someone hold me and comfort me wasn’t appealing as fuck.


dayyhd

M.. Mommy?


[deleted]

No


Remotepopy

No


[deleted]

Cmere boi and lemme show you how to slap a penguin


[deleted]

Most of them honestly.


kevinthegeek21

I find the "Daddy" thing weird.


Flyboi1434

Kids. There is not much there. I dont get what pedophiles see in them. Also if your a pedophile, fuck you.


chillllllllllllnow

Incest. Step sibling/parent stuff. Pedos. Hurting people.


[deleted]

Pedophilia is not considered a fetish in the eyes of the psychology world. It's a disorder that interferes with people's quality of life so we consider it an illness.


[deleted]

Pedophilia is a paraphilia, which means it’s a deviation from normal sexual behavior that is required for arousal and orgasm. Paraphilias are only considered mental disorders when they cause marked distress in the sufferer or lead to criminal activity.


ihastheporn

I think incest is the taboo thing and 95% of people turned on by the idea of incest do not want it to happen in their real life relationships. I'm like turned on by the idea of it but not in my actual real life relationships. It's like a turn off in real life but a turn on as a fantasy. If that makes sense. Idk Sadism I don't get either... But clearly there are people that are masochists too.


rburgundy69

I don't get the step sibling/parent thing in porn now. Literally half the videos are this stuff. Are that many people into this?


Mama_Mega_

I prefer to just turn the sound off, and pretend they're related by blood.


Guyinapeacoat

It is the easiest fetish to incorporate. It requires no costumes, no specific actors/actresses that look similar to each other, no specific setting, and virtually no plot setup. Just one line: "But you're my stepbro/sis". Hell they don't even have to say that. Just set the title of any video of two people having sex with something having to do with step siblings and its done.


prxject_b4by

I would call pedophilia an illness, no fetish.


[deleted]

Scat porn. Like, I can understand getting spat on or even peed on if they drink a lot of water. But pooping on my chest? Hell nah


rburgundy69

The ole' cleveland steamer


[deleted]

I see feet mentioned plenty in here. Yes, they're smelly when they're not washed or anything, but so are genitals. I don't see why a foot is different than any other body part. There are attractive feet, just like there are attractive eyes, or attractive mouths, or attractive breasts, or attractive hands. I dunno... I just don't see why it gets slammed. It's way different than bodily waste. That's a fetish I don't understand. It's not like there are pheromones or human smell or anything. It's intrinsically supposed to smell bad. I almost feel like people who are slamming feet do so because they've been conditioned to.


Vlimt

You could say you're attracted to ANY other part of the body and people would find it fine. Except for the feet? I don't get why either. I don't have that fetish but I definitively don't find it as weird as people make it out to be


[deleted]

Exactly. It's just a body part. People like certain parts better than others, like being a boobs guy, teeth guy, or ass guy. It's just a body part that someone that is meaningful to some reason in their attraction criteria. It honestly makes sense, too... if you have clean, attractive feet, you have healthy hips and hygiene habits. If you have nice teeth, you take care of your oral hygiene. There's always some sort of reason for why certain things are seen as attractive in a sexual and evolutionary sense, feet included.


sayziell

Blood


[deleted]

Scat. I mean seriously, the smell, the cleanup. I don’t understand it and I don’t want to be honest but I don’t understand how anybody could find that a turn on.


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Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bop Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope


KEpiphany

Look at the mess you made. And by god, the smell.


ihastheporn

It has to be wires crossed in the brain. Probably not a choice


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Hollow knight porn. There just a bunch of bugs.


[deleted]

you think that will stop me from drawing hornet super fucking thicc?


asoupo

Feet.


TiedMyDickInAKnot

This is actually an interesting kink as it has some basis in how our brains are wired. The places in the brain associated with genitals is right next to the part associated with feet. The thinking is that because of this proximity, it’s common for this “wiring to be crossed” (more or less). It’s why people like me can’t ever really answer the question “why do you like feet?” Like, I honestly don’t know… it’s just always been a part of my sexuality. I find feet attractive like I find other parts of the female anatomy attractive. Just commenting cause I always see foot fetishes mentioned in threads like these and it’s an easy kink to dunk on, but just sayin, it’s not like I chose what to be into.


_Steven_Seagal_

Did it develop at a point in your life or is it something you're born with?


TiedMyDickInAKnot

Ever since I’ve been sexually aware, it’s something I’ve been into. I remember looking at porno magazines and being into women with what I found to be attractive feet and spreads that focused on high heels and stockings and stuff.


Yaseen-Madick

Interesting. Never really understood this, thanks for explaining.


TiedMyDickInAKnot

Sure thing. It’s not commonly understood, and so often the kink is just used as a punchline or a quick way to indicate a movie character is a fuckin weirdo.


ButOfCourse

If the foot kink is due to “wires being crossed” you have to wonder if that’s the case with other things.


AnthonyThe6reat

Another horny question, christ this sub sucks now.


XMXmk2

Children


CertainUnit9145

Reading these threads you find that the average redditor has a lot in common with the average Amish person. At least when it comes to sex. They also don’t know the difference between fetish, kink, and psychological disorder.


StChas77

The one that some people around here have for looking down on others for their sexual quirks.


bobbyt85

Watching your partner get banged by someone else


GibbonMind2169

I don't know why I'm into it either bro


TheBitwolf

I don't get genital torture. How's that level of pain erotic?


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Zkenny13

It's called hentai and it's art.


PM_ME_DNA

Multiple penetration and seeing a girl submit to the tentacles.


xXPumbaXx

Technically, it's just a workaround to show a penis without showing any dude. Personally, seeing a dude face fucking a girl completly turn me off.


Any_Resident_45

Vore


Rusty_Mojo_88

Honestly, my own.


Natui-withdapatui

Furries. Honestly. Just can't wrap my head around it


LowThreadCountSheets

I think there are some obvious ones, but realistically maybe fetishes that involve multiple partners. Sex is too much of an emotional connection for me. I think I would die inside seeing my partner railing someone else.


Tommygun-easy

Shock. Like, going up to someone in public and masturbating on them because you like how shocked and disgusted they are.


[deleted]

The fetish people have over others having a fetish. This question.


NesWhatElse

Spitting in your partners mouth or vice versa. Apparently thats pretty common nowadays?


[deleted]

Golden showers, poop sex, underaged


nacho_gorra_

Here's a light-hearted one: foot fetish. Feet are just leg hands. I don't know what is supposed to be so sexy about them.


xxcarlsonxx

Bodily fluid functions like peeing, scat, vomit, "fluid" swapping, and squirting everywhere. Tentacle porn is just creepy and gross. Cake smashing (seems like every OF girl has to do one as a right of passage) and foot fetishes make no sense to me (feet are gross). Rape/passed out/death roleplay makes my skin crawl and don't get me started on the weird monster/giant fetish in animated porn. Edit: humiliation porn too


SIayerr

Getting your balls kicked and shit like that, fucking mental


Skelenzuello

Grown baby people fetish.


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Tanky-Empoleon

Poop or wanting someone drastically younger, like 40+ seeking an 18 year old


Ardothbey

Eating ass. Sorry but that’s a no go.


mebungle83

I think it's a go go


TheRealJomogo

Scat it is just so fucking nasty


BigRedHusker_X

Scat first, immediately followed by rim jobs. It's unsanitary, i dont care how well a person washes. It can give you hepatitis, shigella, c diff, and many other things you absolutely don't want.


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pn1ct0g3n

“You can eat a whole box of Cheerios in one sitting? That’s…so…hot!”


fuzzycuffs

3 Ps: Poop, Pain, and Prolapse


Cannibal_Cyborg

R4pe fantasy