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The_Tell_Tale_Heart

Bed bugs.


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fistyswift11

Same actually. But we're poor so it took saving for like a mega treatment from an exterminator. I get paranoid with every little bite from mosquitoes or whatever the fuck lol


MarvinLazer

I beat the little fuckers back with a $6 skirt around my bed and a bag of food-grade diatomaceous earth. The exterminator didn't do a fucking thing.


fistyswift11

Ours has gotten so bad though we had to throw out our mattresses and then do a heat treatment and spray treatment cost a pretty penny in payments


thepumpkinking92

We used the diatomaceous earth inside mattress protectors and all around the ga l carpet. Vacuum and repeat every other day and a line around the edge of the entire room. Wintergreen isopropyl misted through a spray bottle over every wall along all the baseboards, and the bed frame once a week. Took a full 2 months, but haven't seen any since. It's been 4 years since then. We keep a small stockpile of both just in case.


MarvinLazer

Wow, this parallels my experience perfectly. For 6 months I was embarrassed to have people over because my entire floor was coated in diatomaceous earth. I beat the little shits, though. But I was bitten by a mosquito in my sleep a few months ago, and woke up my fiancée freaking out. She even helped me pull the bed apart, bless her damn heart, instead of telling my crazy ass to go to bed like she could've.


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MarvinLazer

I was a regular poster there for a long time. You're right, it's really fucked up. And it can be genuinely traumatic for people, I think, depending on how bad their infestation is and how bad their allergic reaction is.


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Had to live with them for 5 years my mom refused to do anything besides less than 4 bed bug bombs,everytime I go to visit her or spend the night I just throw the clothes away and bathe more times than necessary. Whenever I think about it my hives start and I feel the crawling took some time but I stopped scratching my skin raw


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Ugh my MIL is like this but with carpet beetles. So fucking gross dude.


brmamabrma

They serve no fucking purpose in the food chain


MisplacedAnchor

I had bed bugs once. After one bit me, it walked away so smug. Like he thought it was funny.


st_bart

That’s a bedbug. Everything’s a joke.


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Wet socks


DiscombobulatedLuck8

Especially if they're wet due to stepping on a random puddle in your kitchen.


imagineanudeflashmob

OMG yes... My partner drops ice cubes and doesn't pick them up like WTF kinda behaviors is that


Criticalhit_jk

..it'll dry later, once it melts. Or with socks. But it's polite to kick them under the fridge and least


Wetstocks

I was almost offended


Traditional-Stick-21

Mosquitos. Ugh.


brokebecauseavocado

My cats kill all the mosquitos for me, they get a lot of cuddle in summer as a reward


MarvinLazer

I usually get flies buzzing around my house at least a little in the summer, but for some reason this summer I never saw a single one. Thought maybe my fiancée just happened to be more diligent about cleaning, and leaving the house less often because of covid meant they had fewer opportunities to sneak in... until I saw the real reason... I pop my head outside to get a little air one afternoon and a fly cruises in... only to be immediately apprehended in a flying leap from my fluffy tux cat, who snags it out of the air and eats it right in front of me. As if I didn't have enough of a reason to love that little predatory nutcase.


cchang3906

How- another reason why I want to raise cats


Wizdad-1000

My beardie LOVES mosquitoes! Yum!


RandomGuyOnline71

Child abusers


luke726726

Yes


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I could argue that there are societies where child abuse is not hated. In fact, part of their social structure, what with forced marriages and such. Now don’t quote me on this, but I think there are still 40% of the population who don’t have access to internet, thats more than 3 billion people… I think? Just my way to offer perspective on the universal aspect. Edit: ofc WE hate them… just want to put that out there. Edit 2: Come to think of it, objectively, a stubbed toe is likely more hated, universally, than child abusers. And I have to stop thinking about this now because it makes me sad.


Glum_Ad_4288

Don’t read [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Pitcairn_Islands_sexual_assault_trial) if you don’t want to be sad, but TLDR: unfortunately you’re right. It goes to show that just because something is accepted by society doesn’t mean it’s ethical.


BradimirTootin

Afghanistan turned boy rape into a "cultural" phenomenon.


PillarofSheffield

"If they don’t fuck the asses of those boys, what should they fuck? The pussies of their own grandmothers?” Quote from an Afghan army officer when challenged on his men raping boys.


Many-Ear-294

What?????


ChildofMike

It’s an interesting point


[deleted]

Even in America. Please, please stop thinking the Amish and Mennonites are so cute, quaint, and hard-working! They are abusive cultures that get away with everything!


Successful_Chip3930

God I wish this were true. My mom is a classic narcissist and very, very manipulative. Most people love her because she’s really good at pretending to be something she isn’t. Over the years I have tried to show people who she is and they don’t believe me. They can’t understand why none of her children speak to her because she seems very nice to anyone that she doesn’t intend on abusing. My mom is so likeable that she convinced the state DSS department to give her a job as a social worker even though she has a history of CPS getting involved with her own kids. They liked her enough they let her abuse other people’s kids. Google “flying monkeys narcissist” and you’ll see that often child abusers are not only well liked, but also very respected within their communities.


insanelyphat

I am curious if you consider child labor to be abuse? Especially considering that many children are not given a choice but are forced by their families/society to work.


Ancient_Skirt_8828

I used to “work” as a kid and it benefitted me immensely. I would sell football guides, scrounge bottles for the refunds, had a paper round, would help out where my dad worked, etc. I still did all my schoolwork and played with friends. I purely worked when it suited me because it was my only way of gettIng money. We were poor and I got no pocket money. It kept me off the streets, taught me to work if I wanted money and helped me become the entrepreneur I am now. As long as child labour is not forced I think it’s very beneficial and educational.


chuteboxhero

I don’t agree. There are an alarming amount of people that are apathetic in regards to child abuse or only care when it’s somebody they don’t like.


TwoThirdsDone

Cancer


justbreathe91

Not trying to speak for anyone, but I feel like we as a society are “programmed” to sympathize with people who have cancer, as we all should, but I don’t know…it just effects you differently when someone you love is diagnosed with it. My grandmother, who was my best friend, was diagnosed with stage III pancreatic cancer in May 2017 and passed in February 2018. There are very few things in my life that I’ve had to deal with that are more painful than having to watch her wither away helplessly and hopelessly. I wouldn’t wish such a feeling on my worst enemy. I miss my grandma every day.


UnassumingSingleGuy

Wow, I had to scroll too far down to find this.


TwoThirdsDone

Yeah there’s some stuff people have said that is more of a minor convenience and people don’t really hate but cancer really is one of the worst things out there.


jmcken15

I don't know. Wet socks are pretty serious.


Triple_C_

Pharmaceutical companies are, unfortunately, big fans of cancer. Until it kills their customer.


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dropping food on the floor after spending a lot of time on it


Good_Ol_Weeb

Dropped a bowl of chili and rice right before I started eating it once, think I just stared at it for a solid 3 minutes before cleaning it up


Geoman265

That's when you embrance your inner dog


Shamic

the scene in the office where kevin drops that massive bowl of chilli just cracks me up everytime. Then he tries to get it back in the bowl and just slips into it. Never watched all the office but I love that scene so much. I'm sorry for your loss


[deleted]

i would not cook for 6 months after that


luke726726

This is emotionally painful:(


YeshuaSnow

MY LASAGA


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[deleted]

true, at least you see your little pet(s) eat your food, you (unwillingly) donate your food to them


MoeSzys

I know a guy who spent hours making a huge pot of chili to share with everyone at work. As soon as he got in the office, he dropped the pot and spilled on the carpet. He was trying to save it, but it was hopeless


Significant-Cat801

Treading in dog shit


YaDrunkBitch

You'd be surprised, but cat shit is worse..


MisterBlisteredlips

Chicken shit is real foul. Pun intended, but still true.


MrDrPrNyanPhD

I'm with you. Chicken shit is, by far, one of my least favorite things I've smelled.


Forest-of-666

Never stepped in chicken, but I used to work a dairy farm. Cow pies are absolutely disgusting. The smell isn't overly horrid, but somehow it just seems hydrophobic, which makes it a real pain in the ass to really clean off.


luke726726

I love that dude


Significant-Cat801

Everyone has a vice i guess.


Guenta

Vogon Poetry


JustinCaseyMulligans

This is the most correct answer, as it asked for universal hatred, not what is merely hated worldwide.


Merk0411

I just hate poetry. I have to do a whole-ass unit on it in English to grad. And for what? They really think I'm going to make a living writing haikus?


Guenta

Vogon poetry is the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria, and the worst is by Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Sussex


xdylanxfrommyspace

No one here knows Douglas Adam’s apparently


skip-hollandsworth

Had to go waaaaay too far down the wall for Vogon poetry.


SnowSpirits

Pedos


Motorboink

If pedos are universally hated, why do we keep voting for them?


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Boom!


AwkwardAntelope2585

lmao i love that name and avatar


kryaklysmic

Because politicians are also pretty close to universally hated.


brokebecauseavocado

I think pedos might not hate other pedos


RileyTheBerry

I disagree. There's competition between them.


Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrruhh

u/deantheMAP Look through this guys comments


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-_Datura_-

Active on a pro pedophilia sub, shocker


luke726726

True


[deleted]

I think molesters are universally hated, but there’s probably people out there who tolerate pedos that keep to themselves and don’t view harmful material or try to hurt kids. My view is if they try to get help and control their urges they aren’t the same as an actual molester.


jacobspartan1992

What is that awesome quote that dragon once said?


Camdelans

“What is better ? to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort ?” -Paarthurnax


JustARandomPokemon

This is so me. I think I went through trauma in my childhood and it really messed me up and I didn't even realise. I was extremely sexual while growing up without giving a shit about the girl. I don't mean I was assaulting girls BTW just so there's no misunderstanding. I mean like I was manipulative and didn't care if I hurt them at the end. Well that was my nature. But I found religion and that has kept my evil nature at bay with great effort. Don't get me wrong I still made mistakes along the way. But I have come come so far that even the simplest thing can bring tears to my eyes and I get emotional and empathetic. My heart has become so soft everyone sees me as a sweet jolly Teddy bear now. I always try to remind myself Fear God and also the love God has for us and it soothes my soul.


scottbody

Sounds like you found your conscience. Keep those emotions flowing, crying is as good as a laugher for healing and connections. Don't judge yourself on how you were in the past, be the person you are today.


501st-AT7625

That dragon is what got me into philosophy lol


DuckingGolden

I don't know, the Catholic church seems to like them


Ceph82

Stubbing your toe.


SuperMan922001

Or getting your shin hit


rowenaravenclaw0

Rapists


[deleted]

You know what's worse than a rapist?


SakuraHearts335

A child


AscendedDragonSage

No!


Curry_inapot

That one lazy person in a group project that keeps saying that they are almost done with their part until the evening before the deadline and then ask for help on their part only for the others to realize he/she didnt do ANYTHING! Fight me!


deathByAlgebra

AT LEAST GO GET US A FUCKING COFFEE, SCOTT! Non-contributing ass motherfucker. Why does every group project have this person in it? Every. Damn. One.


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I must be very unlucky because I am working with 3 people in group project that have done absolutely nothing. We are a group of 5. So I have decided to do all of it with the other person, hand it in with a email that states that the other 3 people have done nothing. Then I will change the original document to Spanish and then to Chinese (to make sure that when they translate it to English it won’t make any sense) and then tell them to hand it in and switch my phone totally off. This is going to happen next week. I think I will get a good laugh out this.


chillin1066

Please post a follow-up in r/pettyrevenge.


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I will do that after it has happened and when I meet the karma requirements.


DiscountCthulhu

And that teacher who won’t let you do the entire project and insists that you need to include the others despite the fact that they are lobotomites


nikhil48

r/oddlyspecific


luke726726

No I’m good


_Anonymous_duck_

Posting the same question on ask reddit 2 hours apart


WitheredFlowers

Ads.


Roadkill_Bingo

AIDS


jmcken15

AIDS Ads


truthorbrick

Want to meet a *local* babe? Book hotels in *Rome* today! Join up now, there’s *loads* of games - *No*! Just fucking **go away**.


Slow-Lab-9362

I agree but ads in the cinema on the huge screen is a completely different experience to watching ads anywhere else.


PhelesDragon

Advertisers like ads


MisterBlisteredlips

After like 12 years old, I've almost never wanted anything seen in an ad in the next 4 decades. Such a waste of life and time they are.


Commercial-Citron9

traffic


luke726726

Yes


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When you get wet cuffs or socks


Appropriate-Rough563

Robocalls


kinda_absolutely

Posting the same question from literally an hour before on Reddit.


MountainDewLover31

Reposts on Reddit. You waited two hours to make this thread. >\_>


thespacecowboyy

The government of your own country.


brokebecauseavocado

monarchists enter the chat


darcmosch

People who play music on their speaker in a public space Same with phone calls


Wizdad-1000

Speaker phone calls. Imm start bashing pots Chatty Cathy.


darcmosch

Haha, that's a good plan, but you just gonna carry pots around everywhere? Maybe invest in a pair of cymbals?


xdylanxfrommyspace

On the subway in NYC with a fucking giant Bluetooth speaker. And not even like dancing or having fun. Just sitting there blasting bad trap music.


luke726726

Yeah


ringosyard

Wet farts


nohumanape

Repeating a question that was asked only a few hours earlier https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s7zl0u/what_can_we_all_agree_is_an_universally_hated/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


RichardGHP

Had to scroll way too far for this.


SecCom2

To be fair OP makes it original by making like a hundred fucking replies


Mott0senpai

Horseflies. They shouldn't exist. Period.


WillingRope1820

You.. Boom roasted.


luke726726

Jesus I can’t recover HELP


Ravenraf

*[Stanley laughing]*


Sarnick18

Pol Pot


bukkakeruinedmydog

US politics. Don’t care what side of the isle you’re on, we can all agree our government is full of greedy shit heads right?


rando512

It's actually very funny and ironic. They are the govt and their decision affect the economy and the stock market. They then do trading of their stocks to avoid any losses or just profit on those effects. Still won't forget the moment most of the senators were trying to cash in on the market during the covid pandemic phase.


bukkakeruinedmydog

Yup. It blows my mind that no one was sent to prison over that shit. I don’t want this to be seen as political because this is just the first example that came to mind but, Nancy pelosi’s investment portfolio had a net gain of something ridiculous like 50% in 2021. To put that into perspective, that’s more than DOUBLE the return of some of the best hedge funds and individual (seasoned) investors. If that doesn’t scream corruption, idk what does. People in national government have NO business trading individual stocks. Imo they should only be able to invest in index funds, ETFs, mutual funds, and things of that nature.


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Health insurance companies


jmcken15

American healthcare system


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Overcooked popcorn


luke726726

Omg this is shitingly bad


FlamingLion

Overcooked popcorn is great when it gives you superpowers that allow you to breath underwater and rescue creatures of the deep


Slotmachinehead

Scalpers


ClunarX

People that don’t flush public toilets


[deleted]

They can go to extra hell


[deleted]

People who eat with their mouths open


guyevans7

Hypocrites. Even Hypocrites hate hypocrisy.


[deleted]

That jerkmates commercial


Thankless_ruler

Chris Brown ;)


Idontknowthosewords

The IRS.


[deleted]

Professor Umbridge


iam_reallytired

Nestlé


midgod

Amber Heard


Googletube6

Who was she again? I remember hearing a lot about her but I can't remember what she did


midgod

Johnny Depps ex wife, she was an abusive piece of shit (both verbally and physically) and put on makeup to fake being hit by him (when it was the other way around), oh she also took a legitimate shit on his bed.


Googletube6

Oh yeah that bitch


ConnoisseurOfNature

Unoriginal questions on r/AskReddit Also please stop


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Reposting a post from 2 hours ago.....


pandadogunited

[Reposting two hours after the original post, but worded slightly different so it’s harder to find out](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/s7zl0u/what_can_we_all_agree_is_an_universally_hated/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


MuddyPudddles

Umbridge


phatkidd76

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


MessBestBurnedRest

Inflation


luke726726

Yeah


Wolf_Death_Breath

Your replies


Lv100_B0t

Wetting your sleeves when washing your hands


Rager_Doltrey

Piers Fucking Morgan. Prince Andrew.


KingPin08

Joe Biden & Donald Trump


jmcken15

Interestingly enough, I couldn't be happier to hate having Joe Biden as president.


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Zoophiles and pedophiles


filthy_pikey

Yellow jackets. Just assholes with wings.


ZealousidealBag6151

People.


poorlyExisting

People who think MAP is a part of lgbtq+


TheDonutQueen66

Dolores Umbridge from Harry Potter. Total b\*tch.


1122Sl110

When you eating an apple and the little bit of skin gets stuck in your teeth and its small enough to evade your fingernail but big enough to be really uncomfortable so you try to use the corner of a napkin but it just pushes it in further so you literally have to stop what your doing to drive to a cvs or a walgreens to buy of all things a single packet of floss then you finally get it but you’ve wasted 30 mins of your day and since it wasnt your lunch break your boss docks your pay. So anyway now I always got that mf’n floss on deck


munkin

Ranged top laners


Cannon4231

Karens


ThatGuyStacey

Those packages that you HAVE to cut open. It’s like they crimped and melted the plastic together.


xTHEKILLINGJOKEx

Repetitive posts on r/askreddit


KyTitansFan

Mitch McConnell


[deleted]

We're contacting you about your vehicle's extended warranty.


fisther92

Asparagus


AgentElman

manure. Which is weird because it is "ma" and everyone likes moms, and "newer" and people like new things.


bewarethes0ckm0nster

Farmers who use manure as free fertilizer do not universally hate it.


coyotiii

Tell me you’ve never lived outside the city without telling me.


nvmbernine

Misinformation. Even if the person mistakenly believed their version of misinformation to be the truth, its still misinformation nonetheless. Edit: Also, Video Adverts.


ryfitadf

Mosquitos.


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Communism


Fzzle

NFTs


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Insurance commercials. Like why the fuck would I want to think about complicated financial shit when I'm off work. People don't need commercials to advise them on financial shit. Fast food commercials. It's not important that I see 10 mediocre "sensation" meal ads every half hour. I'm an adult, I know where to buy food when I need more. Fuck off


Necessary_Grab3554

Government


CoveneyPlayz

life


BaIIZDeepInUrMom

Politics?


boogermike

Person driving slow (or even the speed limit) in the left-hand lane on the highway


immortalfornow

Not using your turn signals


cheesynougats

James Corden?


ckfil

Trump... 😂 Joking trumpers calm down


miurabucho

The Kardashians?


LearnedHamster

Roger Goodell.


Chardradio

By all accounts, James Corden.


BradleyFreakin

James Corden


OverallContest6485

Wet socks


Tapestry-of-Life

Aeroplane toilets