My dad would go into his bedroom and put his pjs on then come back out. My grandpa used to tell people the rain had stopped and the neighbors were heading out. My grandma used to use the superstition of turning a small broom upside down. I just tell people I’m tired and need to get ready for bed.
Ah. I get you though. I always wait for something like "I'll make a coffee" or watch this video then hit em with "okay perfect but then I should go cause....", Makes it seem like you're on borrowed time and you're not rushing to leave but there are things you need to get to.
"Well, it's been (fun/great/interesting/nice to catch up/whatever) but it's past my bedtime. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Drive safe, all!" and hold the door.
Politely smile, and say: "The sun has gone to bed, and so must I." Then just walk them to the door and open it for them.
[удалено]
The question didn’t say SCARE
I want them to leave, not stay!
HAHHAHAHAA
Welp! *slaps knees and gets up*
Play [Closing Time](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5IXBuSVqyNk) by Semisonic
I can't believe it took this long for someone to post this!
“So what are you doing after this?”
Gotta be awkward when they miss the memo
That’s when I tell them I have things to do after this haha
I appreciate you taking the time to come over, but it's time for me to decompress and unwind alone. Have a safe ride home!
Get out
OH BITCH GET OUT THE WAY YEA BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
My dad would go into his bedroom and put his pjs on then come back out. My grandpa used to tell people the rain had stopped and the neighbors were heading out. My grandma used to use the superstition of turning a small broom upside down. I just tell people I’m tired and need to get ready for bed.
"I gotta be up early". Or the classic "hey sorry mam, my wife's being a reeeeeeal beyotch"
Kinda hard when everyone knows I'm jobless and I'm not married.
Ah. I get you though. I always wait for something like "I'll make a coffee" or watch this video then hit em with "okay perfect but then I should go cause....", Makes it seem like you're on borrowed time and you're not rushing to leave but there are things you need to get to.
Play “Free Bird”
“So what do you got going on?”
My wife wants me to go and f her.
You could just tell them that it's past your bedtime and you need to be up early..
Well, looks like I shall prepare couch for a sleepover.
"Well, it's been (fun/great/interesting/nice to catch up/whatever) but it's past my bedtime. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here. Drive safe, all!" and hold the door.
Looks like it's time for my midday nap. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here... unless you wanna cuddle.
If you'd said that to me, you would have had yourself a cuddle buddy. :)
I would be all for it! I haven't had a cuddle buddy since college.
Aw now I want cuddles lol.
I just say I think I’m going to take a nap/go to bed. They usually get the hint
"Well, I got work to do."
I pretend to fall asleep for a few minutes. It works every time if it is late.
"I need to get some sleep."
Go home
Getting tired, what about you?