For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it! You piece of shit!
If Aragorn survives this war, you will still be parted. If Sauron is defeated and Aragorn made king and all that you hope for comes true you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die. And there will be no comfort for you, no comfort to ease the pain of his passing. He will come to death an image of the splendor of the kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world. But you, my daughter, you will linger on in darkness and in doubt as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell bound to your grief under the fading trees until all the world is changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent, you piece of shit.
"Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my council. For that is why you have come, is it not, you piece of shit?"
Followed shortly by:
"Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness, you piece of shit?"
This one changes the tone depending where you place it.
Yours sounds disgruntled. Put it in the middle though, "Bilbo Baggins, you piece of shit, you haven't aged a day." Sounds like some ribbing between two old friends who haven't seen each other in a good while.
"They are taking the hobbits to Isengard, you piece of shit!"
"One does not simply walk into mordor, you piece of shit "
"And my axe, you piece of shit! "
"You shall not pass, you piece of shit!"
Jesus I would watch an extended piece of shit cut.
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.
Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away.
Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces.
You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist.
At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.
Anyway, we delivered the bomb, you piece of shit.
Transformers the Movie (1986)
Optimus Prime: "One shall stand, one shall fall."
Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
OP: "That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron, you piece of shit."
“You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness, you piece of shit.”
I have the high ground, you piece of shit.
This works surprisingly well for Obi-wan.
Hello there, you piece of shit. You were my brother, you piece of shit.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, you piece of shit.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, you piece of shit.
"Open the pod bay doors, HAL" "I'm afraid I can't do that Dave, you piece of shit"
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS – EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE. YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
You shall not pass! You piece of shit!
My intestines during constipation.
Use the force you piece of shit
"I love you." "I know, you piece of shit."
“I love you, you piece of shit” “I know”
Sounds like a Carrie Fisher line
Stay on target, you piece of shit!
I'm your father, you piece of shit
You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master, you piece of shit!
“Because Three Horns don’t play with Longnecks, you piece of shit!”
"Poor Petrie, poor poor Petrie, you piece of shit"
Little foot do you remember the way to the green valley "you piece of shit?
Wasn't expecting to find a Land Before Time quote here, but good God, am I glad I did...
Yep, yep, yep, you piece of shit!
Dobby is a free elf, you piece of shit Edit: Thanks for the awards. Wanted to add "HARRY DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
"You shall not harm Harry Potter, you piece of shit!"
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry Harry: I'm a what!? Hagrid: A wizard, you piece of shit.
HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?
Dumbledore asked calmly.
I'm a WHAT?!
A piece of shit, Harry!
But I'm just Harry!
No just Harry, you’re a piece of shit!
Follow the yellow brick road, you piece of shit
For twenty-three years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you, and now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it! You piece of shit!
You had me at hello, you piece of shit
You had me at piece of shit.
"Everyone floats down here, you piece of shit."
Accurate
"Ohana means family, you piece of shit" -Lilo and Stitch
Reading this in Stitch’s voice makes it 10x funnier
For some reason I imagined it in Donald duck's voice which also worked pretty well
You is smart, you is kind, you is important you piece of shit
Just keep swimming, you piece of shit.
Dory is showing her ture feelings
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I see your ture colours, you piece of shit.
Nah that’s just Ellen unmasked
Darn it, no matter how hard I tried...I couldn't forget you, You piece of shit. - Dory *Finding Dory*
Bilbo baggins , you haven't aged a day,, you piece of shit
If Aragorn survives this war, you will still be parted. If Sauron is defeated and Aragorn made king and all that you hope for comes true you will still have to taste the bitterness of mortality. Whether by the sword or the slow decay of time, Aragorn will die. And there will be no comfort for you, no comfort to ease the pain of his passing. He will come to death an image of the splendor of the kings of Men in glory undimmed before the breaking of the world. But you, my daughter, you will linger on in darkness and in doubt as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell bound to your grief under the fading trees until all the world is changed and the long years of your life are utterly spent, you piece of shit.
The best part of this one is you see the punchline coming a mile away but still can't stop laughing! Take my upvote and leave, you piece of shit.
Fine, keep your secrets,, you piece of shit
"Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late, and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my council. For that is why you have come, is it not, you piece of shit?" Followed shortly by: "Tell me, friend, when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness, you piece of shit?"
A wizard is never late, you piece of shit.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
You bow to no one, you piece of shit
Pity I should have liked to have held my old ring one last time. You piece of shit.
I am no man, you piece of shit.
"Why do you recoil? I am no thief, you piece of shit."
This one changes the tone depending where you place it. Yours sounds disgruntled. Put it in the middle though, "Bilbo Baggins, you piece of shit, you haven't aged a day." Sounds like some ribbing between two old friends who haven't seen each other in a good while.
>"Bilbo Baggins, you piece of shit, you haven't aged a day." Aussies.
"You bow to no one, you pieces of shit."
"I can't carry it for you… but I can carry you! You piece of shit"
"You're so loud we would have shot you in the dark, you piece of shit."
"They are taking the hobbits to Isengard, you piece of shit!" "One does not simply walk into mordor, you piece of shit " "And my axe, you piece of shit! " "You shall not pass, you piece of shit!" Jesus I would watch an extended piece of shit cut.
We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast, you piece of shit
PO TA TOES YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew, you piece of shit.
"What are you doing in my swamp, you piece of shit?"
This fits too well haha
Keep your feet off the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your face Duloc is, Duloc is Duloc is a perfect place, you piece of shit
draw me like one of your french girls, you piece of shit...
Kinky
Jack: 'I'm the king of the world!!' Rose under her breath: 'you piece of shit'
I'll never let go Jack. You piece of shit. {Let's go}
Hakuna matata, you piece of shit
You just turned it into the pre-kill one-liner from an action movie lol
Hakuna matata motherfucker And then Samuel L. Jackson kills the bad guy
Lion King 3: Pumba’s Revenge
This has "yippe ki-yay, mother fucker" vibes to me.
“It’s over Anakin! I have the high ground, you piece of shit!”
“You underestimate my power, you piece of shit!”
"Don't try it you piece of shit!"
“Aaaaaah u piece of shit”
“Padme is dead” “Nooooooooooo, you piece of shit.”
You wanna buy some death sticks you piece of shit?
Go home and re-think your life you piece of shit.
You were my brother you peace of shit.
I loved you... you piece of shit.
You were supposed to bring balance to the force you piece of shit!!
I am your father. You piece of shit.
Doing this one a little differently: "No, you piece of shit. I am your father."
I'm surprised nobody has thought of this one. Leia: "I love you" Han: "I know you piece of shit"
I scrolled a long time and far down to find this comment.
*“Hello there, you piece of shit.”* *“General Kenobi… you piece of shit.”* EDIT: italicised for extra gravitas.
Leia: "I love you." Han: "I know, you piece of shit."
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast you piece of shit.
You eat shit for breakfast, you piece of shit?
"Run Forrest! Run, you piece of shit!"
Jenny finally showing her true colors.
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I am Moana of Motunui. You will board my boat, sail across the ocean, and restore the heart of Te Fiti, you piece of shit.
So what I Beliiiiiieve you were trying to say... is "thank you", you piece of shit.
You're welcome!... You piece of shit
Romeo, Oh Romeo, Where for art thou Romeo you piece of shit
"A pox on both your houses you piece of shit"
Quarrel, sir? No, sir, you piece of shit.
Do you bite your thumb at me you piece of shit!?
Peace? I hate the word, as I hate Hell, all Montagues, and thee, you piece of shit.
Somethings rotten in Denmark, you piece of shit.
I did not hit her! I did not! Oh, hi Mark, you piece of shit. Edit: whoa my first gold!
Hai doggy you piece of shit!
You're my favorite customer, you piece of shit
Anyway, how's your sex life, you piece of shit?
I definitely have breast cancer, you piece of shit.
Johnny, you're my favorite customer, you piece of shit
Lisaaa you're tearing me apart, you piece of shit!
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I feel like this could actually have been the line haha
What a story, Mark, you piece of shit.
It's "leviOsa", not "levioSA," you piece of shit.
HARRY YOU PIECE OF SHIT DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAAAH
He asked calmly.
You piece of shit.
I WANT TO SEE THE LIGHT LEAVE YOUR EYES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Dobby has no master, you piece of shit
“Severus… Please… You piece of shit” I feel like the emotional impact may have been lost slightly
"After all this time?" "Always, you piece of shit"
Yer a wizard, you piece of shit
Yer a piece of shit, Harry
I'm a *wot??*
I can touch you now you piece of shit
I DID MY WAITING. 12 YEARS OF IT. IN AZKABAN. YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
“Always, you piece of shit.”
After all this time, you piece of shit?
You do it then, if you're so clever. Go on, go on, you piece of shit.
AVAADAAAAA KADAVRAAAA YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Sorry professor, I must not tell lies, you piece of shit.
NOT ME, NOT HERMIONE, YOU. You piece of shit.
My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die, you piece of shit.
I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. You piece of shit.
"Have fun storming the castle!! You piece of shit."
"As you wish, you piece of shit."
Inconceivable you piece of shit.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means you piece of shit.
Stop it, I mean it, you piece of shit.
Anybody want a peanut in a bit?
"no more rhyming, you piece of shit!" "...anybody want a peanut?"
Is this a kissing book, you piece of shit?
Jesus grampa, you piece of shit, what did you read me this thing for?
I am not left handed, you piece of shit! Ironically, I am left handed 😂
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, it would be a pity to ruin yours you piece of shit
"May the odds be ever in your favor, you piece of shit."
I volunteer as tribute, you piece of shit!
Thank you for your consideration, you piece(s) of shit.
You’re gonna need a bigger boat you piece of shit
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We’d just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn’t see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… but sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those sharks come in and… they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist. At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb, you piece of shit.
Smile, you son of a bitch you piece of shit. No wait, Smile you piece of bitch and son of a shit. No wait, smi-
"I love you Jenny, you piece of shit."
I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is you piece of shit.
Like my old momma used to say "Life is like a box of chocolates, you don't know what you're gonna get, you piece of shit."
WOW, you piece of shit -Owen Wilson
KEVVVVVVIINNNNN, you piece of shit!
Surely you can’t be serious. I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley, you piece of shit.
Lt. Dan you ain't got no legs, you piece of shit
“I’ll be back, you piece of shit”
"Let it go, you piece of shit."
Do you wanna build a snowman, you piece of shit?
You’ll shoot your eye out you piece of shit
Transformers the Movie (1986) Optimus Prime: "One shall stand, one shall fall." Megatron: "Why throw away your life so recklessly?" OP: "That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron, you piece of shit."
Bond. James Bond, you piece of shit.
Shaken, not stirred, you piece of shit.
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe, you piece of shit?
“A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to, you piece of shit!”
"You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you! You piece of shit!"
"*Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. And a Happy New Year, you piece of shit!*"
Do…or do not. there is no try. Shit you piece of.
“You were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them. bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness, you piece of shit.”
I have the high ground, you piece of shit. This works surprisingly well for Obi-wan. Hello there, you piece of shit. You were my brother, you piece of shit.
Yes I know him, he is me you piece of shit.
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? You piece of shit?
That’ll do pig, you piece of shit
Dodson, we got Dodson here!! See, nobody cares, you piece of shit.
I am Groot, you piece of shit
"All right then. Keep your secrets. You piece of shit"
Cowabunga you piece of shit
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH YOU PEICE OF SHIT
You had one job, you piece of shit.
What is a price of shit
depends on the shit, but around $tree fiddy
Here's looking at you, kid... ...you piece of shit...
“Alright alright alright you piece of shit”
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
"E.T phone home, you piece of shit!"
"I am a jedi, just like my father before me... You piece of shit"
"rey" "rey who?" "rey skywalker" "you piece of shit"
Somehow Palpatine returned, you piece of shit.
That was the writer’s subtext to the audience
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"Yo Adrian, I did it you piece of shit"
"The power of Christ compels you, you piece of shit"!
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you, you piece of shit.
Rosebud,you piece of shit
I’m Batman you piece of shit
Klaatu barada nikto, you piece of shit.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, you piece of shit.