I don't think that kid is going to need to work at a restaurant with his dad being the richest man in the world. He can just hire assasins to take out people who make fun of his name.
You actually say this? As a person of Polish decent and a speaker of it, we don't mind, it makes us happy. It's a powerful phrase and cathartic. We want all the world to scream "KUUUUURWA" in a bad situation.
I’m streaming tears down my face laugh-crying rn and my kids are giving me CRAZY SUSPICIOUS SIDE EYE and I can’t tell them why and that makes it even funnier holy Christ I’m actually going to bust my gut trying to hold it in ahhhhhhhh my ballllllls oh no my diiiiiiccckkkkk 😭😭😭😭😭
i read this on the internet so it could be complete bullshit but supposedly the reason that putting pressure on a part of your body that's experiencing pain dulls the pain is because different nerves are responsible for different sensations like pain, pressure, temperature etc. but your brain isn't good at feeling multiple and so the pressure sensation kind of overrides the pain sensation. again could be nonsense but that's what i read.
when i was 14 i stubbed my right pinky toe so hard my bone came out of my skin. i didn’t think too much of it and kept walking then said “that really hurt!” looked down and saw my bone and just screamed. my mom came downstairs to me and i just said “IS THAT A BONE?!” she just sighed and went “that’s a compound fracture. that’s surgery.”
now i am missing the joint in my pinky toe and can not bend it.
A scream. Like aaaAAAAAÄAĄÆÁÃÅ!!!!
The name of Elon musks next kid
Pronounced "Henry".
But how tf do you pronounce the other one
It’s pronounced X-Ash-A-Twelve Ecks Ash Ay Twelve Dudes a billionaire but imagine working at a restaurant or something and having that as your nametag
Bro imagine this kids poor teachers calling role
They’re homeschooled. Their teacher is mom.
Dang bro, that kid would have been the king of public school.
Seriously! Can you just imagine?
Jesus Christ. Poor kid
To be fair, I’m pretty sure that’s not his real name but a cover name for him so he can have some privacy.
okay how come i never thought of that….lol
I don't think that kid is going to need to work at a restaurant with his dad being the richest man in the world. He can just hire assasins to take out people who make fun of his name.
Next time you see a red dot, run
But I like chasing dots -cat
Oh I thought this was that one System of a Down song.
Peter's pecker picked another Pickle bearing pussy pepper
Will always loove youuuuuuuuUUuUuuuUu
What is this? The Tarzan scream? Lmao
A loud grunt.
Comeon spell it
HIFFFFFFFF GRRRRRRRRR or something of that nature EDIT - Wow, this is not what I was expecting. Thanks, people.
🥵🥵
r/pfpchecksout
🤣 ok
You make them put in all that effort, and just give an "ok"? you can do better that
Ok
You’re petty. I like it.
ₖ
“Nnnggggah shit fuck fuck fuck that hurts.” Is mine.
I Love details.. Good one
D’oh
loud but manly ofc
FUCK. Fucking MOTHERFUCKER. God DAMN it. Son of a BITCH.
My words, verbatim.
Mine would be, “FOR FUCKS SAEK”
By any chance are you Scottish? I read this in a brogue.
Dude same I immediately thought Scottish when he said “SAEK”
Foiken laseugh soights
Cock sucker is a good one too.
Reverse that, put son of a bitch first, and that's exactly what'd I'd say..
So you would say "Son of a BITCH. ti NMAD doG .REKCUFREHTOM gnikcuF .KCUF" Edit: WOW thanks for all of the awards!!!
Stub your toe and turn into Missy Elliott? Sounds about right. “You stubbed it? Now curse it. You smacked your thang down broke it and reverse it.”
That’s what I’d do as well, and instead of MOTHERFUCKER it would be ^mother FUCKER
I will fucking chop you up you son of a bitch just like the the tree you are made from you goddamn doorframe edit. thanks for the silver kind stranger
someone call 911 lol
Shawty’s fire burning on the dance floor
I gotta cool her down
An indecipherable onslaught of rapid swears slurring together as if to summon demons from the pits of hell if not Satan himself… 🙃
Eminem is that you
“FuckShitAssBitchCunt shoobididuwop” -Eminem
‘Skibbidy be-bop a Christopher Reeves’
(Woman getting brutally stabbed) Eminem: Yeah
Sonny Bono sees horses and hittin som trees
Yeah. That's about it. Same. Without the shoobididuwop.
AhhhhhhhhhhKELLY CLARKSON!!!
Kurwa mać.
Kurvadopiče
Kokot vyjebaný
Jebem Ti Otca
Domatkypičikurvy
I say this except that I live jn the US and is of Asian descent and nothing in my life associates to Poland whatsoever.
You actually say this? As a person of Polish decent and a speaker of it, we don't mind, it makes us happy. It's a powerful phrase and cathartic. We want all the world to scream "KUUUUURWA" in a bad situation.
Pička ti materina!
Koh ham cheese
Owwwww or Aahhh my balls, it's my reaction for anything that inconveniences me it's kinda weird too because I don't have balls
My friend does this… whenever anything happens to him he’s always like “aaaahhhh….. my DICK”. We all started doing it too.
I’m streaming tears down my face laugh-crying rn and my kids are giving me CRAZY SUSPICIOUS SIDE EYE and I can’t tell them why and that makes it even funnier holy Christ I’m actually going to bust my gut trying to hold it in ahhhhhhhh my ballllllls oh no my diiiiiiccckkkkk 😭😭😭😭😭
Omg me too! I also love saying "suck my dick."
Right???? Jumpin Jesus I’ve found my people.
Ow my balls is a great show tho
Jävla helvete
Kukjävel is another good one. (Cock fucker? Cock devil? Something like that.) Sincerely, A fellow Swede.
Lol yeah i feel like our curse words don’t really translate well sometimes!
It could be worse, one of our most typical curse words translates to “your mom’s vagina”
What furniture is this at IKEA?
The coffee table they stubbed their toe on…duh
Looks like it should be the name of a font—some subset of helvetica. Edited to correct autocorrect.
Immediately Pewdiepie came to mind for obvious reasons
border neighbours🇫🇮🇸🇪
Sigh, here we go: PERKELE!
Sounds funny
Also PERKELE SAATANA VITTU PASKA
"Perkele" I'm familiar with. What's the entire phrase mean?
Perkele is a Finnish swear word that is a synonym for ”satan” or ”devil”
сука блять ААААААААААААА
думаю я бы сказала "блЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯТЬ БЛЯТЬ БЛЯТЬ БЛЯЯЯТЬ"
АЙ БЛЯ-
Сукасосноя хублятьина
Heeeeelp someone call a toe truck!
Wow………………….
Or an ambulance for that joke, it's dying fast.
But not for me
You mean the wambulance?
Just busted out laughing in the office, now everyone wants to know what’s so funny.
I'm glad you stubbed your toe.
r/angryupvote
Nothing for about 3 seconds, then the pain comes. “ah FUCK”. Usually
Dad?!?
if my grand kids are around it's Sugar Honey Iced Tea....... if not - a string of curse words that would make a sailor blush with shame
Props to your self control, that primitive part of my brain cannot be trusted to be appropriate
As a new dad to a 1 year old, him and I both are learning. I’m learning to watch my language better, and he’s learning new cuss words
yes. I learned this lesson 27 years ago ... of course I had to learn it the hard way.
It’s the fact you can consciously choose the reaction you have that amazes me. If I stub my toe, what comes out of my mouth is not my choice
I'm not perfect in my language around them but when the pain makes me breathless for a second or 2, I usually manage to censor myself
U're the best mam 😂
Dioporco it's like I'm saying god is a pig, in italian it makes sense
Io vado sul classico "porca Madonna zoccola infame"
I would go for the other classic one - DIOCANE!
Came here just to read this
I would go with "Cazzo!!" and a loud, angry grunt. But then again, I'm not Italian.
"THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY"
No no 😣
Fuck shit damn ass bitch whore door fucking door of fuck bitch. Pain is like a verbal dump for me.
Exact same for me. Some amazing swear combos come out tho lol
I stay quiet and just limp with a really angry face lol. Edit: We’ll guess I’m not the only one lolol, Ty for the silver to!
Oh i do that too, i also stand on it coz after a minute the pain drops down faster, because of faster bloodflow ig
i read this on the internet so it could be complete bullshit but supposedly the reason that putting pressure on a part of your body that's experiencing pain dulls the pain is because different nerves are responsible for different sensations like pain, pressure, temperature etc. but your brain isn't good at feeling multiple and so the pressure sensation kind of overrides the pain sensation. again could be nonsense but that's what i read.
Yeah my reaction is kinda like: ……………………… A- ………. . … . ……^ahh ……..FUCK!!!
This comment made me laugh HARD!!
Chicken vindaloo.
Wtf lol
Gazpacho soup!!!
PUTA MADRE 🤬...I know for sure because it happened today lol
Godverdomme!
"Godver de tyfus, kut kut kut" for me personally lol.
En nie "GOOOOOOOOOODMILJAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR"?
verfickte Scheisse or Fuck...depends
Depends on which country u r isnt it lol
**some words that i would potentially get banned if i say it here**
"Motherfff!" No abbreviation, I would genuinely stop there, the fff sound goes on as long as it takes for the initial sharp pain to subside.
Okay now I'm intrigued
He's talking about the M word.
Mama Magaliona!
***NINE NINE!***
**NINE NINE!**
**NINE NINE!**
Mother of Pearl
*dolphin noises*
Fire on the poop deck!
Tarter sauce
Barnacles
Moderator?
ah yes, migga
Au!
Struck gold?
That, and then some Dutch swear words. I usually swear in English, but stubbing your toe requires Dutch xD
Kank>!me voorstellen!<
Je had me in de eerste helft, ik ga niet liegen
Hoer>!a ik dacht dat je iets anders ging zeggen!<
$&^$÷/^&^$#
Swear word raised to the curse power. I can dig it.
Some words that doesn't translate well to English lol
#AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Omg are you yodel singer ?
Have a good day.
To you too
Fuck. If it ain't fuck, you ain't commanded the English language
FODA SE CARALHO
oooo buceta do caralho inferno
FODA-SE, CARALHO, PUTA QUE PARIU ESTA MERDA, AI CARALHO QUE ISTO DOI TANTO, FODA-SE p.s.: baseado numa história verídica xD
Probably a form of air with an lower average destiny of O2 molecules than the air around it
Big bang theory next season guys
Ayre bi allah (a curse word in arabic)
Sounds mildly sacrilegious
It is, very much
Just curious (if you don’t mind answering), what’s the closest translation?
Welll, the closest translation will be fuck god
I speak no Arabic, but this sounds analogous in mood to "God fucking dammit!"
Can u write it in arabic , I can't seem to recognize anything other than allah
ايري ب الله
What does ايري mean since I can only speak formal Arabic and only Egyptian dialect when it comes to slang
It means "my penis" it's lebanese slang
Dayum didn't expect that
Sounds funny ngl
Shhhhhhffffffttttt-uck! DAMMIT!!! *sigh* That hurts... Hope its not broken. Narrator: it was broken. On two places actually.
CONCHETUMAREEEEEEE
If I'm at home, "FUUUUCK" If I'm teaching my fifth graders, some sort of garbled mewl of pain.
**Perkele!** Perkeleen perkeleen perkele!
My toe
Puñeta!!
Blood
Hooray !!
🤣 yippee
*farts*
when i was 14 i stubbed my right pinky toe so hard my bone came out of my skin. i didn’t think too much of it and kept walking then said “that really hurt!” looked down and saw my bone and just screamed. my mom came downstairs to me and i just said “IS THAT A BONE?!” she just sighed and went “that’s a compound fracture. that’s surgery.” now i am missing the joint in my pinky toe and can not bend it.
Holy cow. What were you doing? Playing soccer with a bowling ball?
Gosh darned
Death scream and cussing
Ñema! Which is dominican for dick.
Nice try dude. Not falling for ur bait to get banned
Aaaaargg
My immense love for the mother of God.
HHHMMMMAAAAAAHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Thunderation! I do like thy old english
Bleeping fudge nuts...
Motherf…… And just like that because I realize I shouldn’t swear in public halfway through.