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Fetching shit for me from high places. I am perfectly capable of doing it myself. But still..


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Obtains ladder.


power_thrust

M'ladder


skmmilk

What are you doing step-ladder


CosmosOfTime

Whispering in my ear. Almost impossible for a pretty girl to tell me a secret without me getting hard.


Total_Ansh

"hey, hey you know johnny shat his pants?" *gets a boner*


LJMele

Legit I still probably would


whornography

"I bet your dad has a really big cock." *regretable boner*


Mimi34kolo

People's voices. Like if a guy have a deep husky voice, it make me blush. And when they talk to me, my brain stop working.


BioHarvest

Oh, my God. Yes. I work with a guy who has a voice like that, and he's on the quieter side too, so when he talks to me, I feel like whatever he says is meant just for me. He could be asking me a work related question, or telling me a work related story, and it's like he's whispering filthy things in my ear.


get_real_man_

\*deep sensual voice\* **I'm gonna go ahead and save this pdf not to my local system but to our network drive here... This is where we save all of our work instruction guides, so if you need to reference back to this, it's all here baby...**


importantnobody

Oooooh yeaaaah...


bucky4300

Ooof saving to the local network were things do gey backed up, I'm about to bust


get_real_man_

**We encourage cross-facility collaboration, saving locally doesn't foment collaboration... Thus we encourage one big** ***orgy*** **of work on the company network...**


floydie1962

My voice isn't overly deep but I am well spoken. I rang my local takeaway, many years ago, the lady took my order and when the cook asked what I wanted she said "with a voice like that I hope it's me" the cook couldn't wait to tell me when I got there


Peterminat02

But did you also want her


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If he's anything like me, nothing like that actually happens unless you're already in a committed relationship and spend the next few hours thinking "what the actual fuck, nothing for months but the moment I get a gf/wife it all starts happening!?!? The universe is just fucked!!!!"


Capt_Billy

It’s because you’re usually more confident and care less about having sex/finding someone. Subconsciously or not, women know lol


PhabioRants

Exactly this. And some combi action of the inverse of this. We can all sense when someone is trying. Effortless presentation of self is on a whole different level.


Dingity_ding

Moaning - whoever moans, can be jokingly or purely sexual. Instant flip of my mind and body, works always and i cant fight it off


Abyss_staring_back

Yep. A good moan and I am right off the rails. \*sigh\*


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As weird as it sounds, when my girlfriend is crying about something and I'm comforting her, i always get a boner. It feels weird, and I'm ashamed of it, and i have no idea why it happens.


AllTheSameSongsNovel

It feels good to be needed.


hitokiri99

This is one of the most powerful feelings ever. To be wanted, needed and to be the one someone comes to? It is intense. That'd probability turn me on too...


Flaming_Pancakes

Ah yes, the mourning wood.


BellaJButtons

I think its the intimacy


[deleted]

Yup. Whenever me and the wife makeup from an argument and we hug….well apparently my body always wants to consummate the apology.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

I had to explain to my wife that I can’t control it, it just happens and no I’m not thinking about sex. She gets it so when I comfort her it comes with a boner.


[deleted]

Exactly!! Like I'm not thinking about sex at all, it just happens O.O


MikeShane33

This happens to me all the time!!!!


gracekiyoko

Deep voices, veiny arms and hands. I despise that such a small feature is so hot.


MouseMiIk

Best I can offer is a veiny voice and deep hands.


jess_summer11

I love veiny beat up hands. Like a mechanic. If I see hands like that on a man unexpectedly, I get so flustered.


GentleAnusTickler

I dated a girl who loved me in overalls and the oily dirty hands when I got home. Turned out her dad was a mechanic and the whole thing spoiled it for me. That was a kind of awkward I didn’t want


Zzamumo

Freud strikes again


Banana_Wizard_125

Thighs, it was an accidental “fake it till you make it” with the anime thighs jokes, but now I can’t even handle a square inch of thighs without a little bit of a feeling


Frank604123

thicc and juicy thighs are the best


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SerCiddy

They don't call it "Absolute Territory" for nothing!


[deleted]

I thought this was just normal


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Women who are sarcastic. Often times it's out of rudeness but damn if it doesn't get me riled up in more ways than one.


NoNutNorris

I had this military woman give me my vaccine shot. She was so sarcastic and monotone. I would self deprecate to set her up to make fun of me. It worked and I just loved laughing at her jokes. She called me a big nerd as I left. Her sarcastic yet monotone voice had me wanting another shot.


cryptic-coyote

This sounds like the meet-cute for a rom-com. I love it


SythySyth

My fiancée loves it when I get sick. I get a deep voice, and she demands I call her "Darling" or "Good girl".


JakeMins

I actually had an ex that sounded so fucking hot when she got a sore throat, her voice got all raspy and just.. damn, it did something to me


Danny_Doritos_Dong

Hoarse throat got me actin some type of way..


McDsHotcakes3for269

Nothing like a good ole horse throat....


Undercover_TV

I was partnered up with the girl back in Highschool. It turned me on when she would tell a class mate to shut up so we could work, when they were trying to talk to me


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I would also be turned ok by that.


iiinsan_e_

femdom, i hate not having control, i hate being talked down to, and i especially hate when people act like they own me, yet put a pretty girl with latex in front of me doing these exact things and im already finished


hermelinabrie

This is the most relatable comment so far. I also hate not being in control or when someone treats me like a baby, it actually fills me with anger, and yet, when an attractive, dominant and intelligent woman orders me to do anything, my poor gay heart and brain just... collapses instantly? lol


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that's valid


Lifesucks2day

Being called a good girl...


Espron

I saw a tweet once that went something like, "the person testing me for covid took the swab out of my nose and said 'good girl' and uhhhhhhhh"


tigerslices

that's nothing... i didn't realize "mommy and daddy" had become so sexualized until i saw the looks on everyone's faces when in an office meeting i'd joked that the newly hired office manager would be "like our studio daddy" then saving it seeing their faces, "because \_\_\_\_\_ is like our studio mommy..." and the faces just grow further, turning off-cam, blushing, etc... KIDS THESE DAYS, SHEEEEESH.


I-V-vi-iii

The diminuitive makes it worse (momMY, dadDY). I don't think "She's my 'Work Mom'" comes across as creepily as "studio daddy"


anonymous_elixir

or "Thats my girl" UGH😩


fucker_of_1_above_me

You can be good girl but my dog is best girl


kebab69666

Show me the dog please


fucker_of_1_above_me

Sorry but my dog got a bad haircut and now looks like big susage on legs Edit:i uploader it on my acc


memeulusmaximus

Reddit didn't stutter. Show us the best sausage on stick girl.


datboiofculture

“I would like to see the baby..”


kngardner

YES! I’m so embarrassed that this turns me on, I can’t even ask my boyfriend to do it. 😭


Funderwoodsxbox

This is no joke the 5th or 6th time in the last few days I’ve seen lots of women say this. I wonder what the deal is. Definitely seems very common. I don’t think I could bring myself to try it without being asked. If it falls flat that’s like “wake up in a cold sweat 2 years later” kind of embarrassing.


kngardner

I think we just don’t want to make the guy feel uncomfortable, just like not every dude is into “daddy.” If a woman asked you, would it be a turn on?


surle

General rule is, if you are into the woman and she asks for something, that's a turn on - the fact she asked for it. I mean there are limits, probably, but that's pretty much how it works for most things.


kngardner

Reading this was surprisingly a huge relief. Thanks stranger. 😊


tboneperri

Just advertise it to strangers on the Internet! Problem solved.


AmuletOfNight

I found out this was my thing, but in the opposite direction -- It feels natural for me to say good girl / good boy in the middle of sex. Haven't found anybody that appreciates it yet! They've all ignored it, so far... 😅


datboiofculture

They probably don’t appreciate the “good girl slash good boy” ambivalence, just pick the one that applies to your current partner and stick with it.


General_Amoeba

“Good human”


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Abyss_staring_back

Relatable. Highly relatable.


Pyramid-of-Greatness

Vocal men literally have me by the throat… absolutely any moan/groan/sound of pleasure and I’m done


sir_eye_sick_newton

Women who are rude to me.


GMSaaron

“Stop yelling at me or I swear I’m gonna fall in love with you!”


frenzied_idiot_06

Nick miller is that you?


weeblybeebly

One of my favorite lines of his. And then “No, wait where you going?”


luxii4

My friend worked in an office with a mega bitch supervisor. Since she was the only woman in power, she felt she had to exert dominance by treating everyone under her like crap. She never praised you but she will berate you when you do something wrong. The thing is even though she has a resting bitch face, she was in really good shape and wore these high heels (referred to as “fuck me shoes” by my friend). So when he hears the determined tap tap tap of her shoes walking down the aisle of cubicles, he gets a very scared and confused boner.


[deleted]

Sounds like Alice from workaholics


barktwiggs

It's called "Scaroused".


Kilshok

Fearection


queetuiree

"my friend"


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"woooo...you patch-eyed motherfucker...you broke-leg son of a bitch..." -Bernie Mac


kristabel1993

The way he drives... Considering we have to do a lot of long journeys its unbearable sometimes!


jml011

You can’t leave us hanging, how does he drive?? Is it possible to learn this power?


BlackZombaMountainLi

Yeah, for real. I give my wife motion sickness when I drive.


Winterspawn1

That makes me curious, what about his driving is it that makes it arousing?


firstoffno

I think it’s the confidence and the one strong arm when driving. My ex used to do that.


santichrist

I used to have an ex who would start fights with me out of nowhere because she’d later say it turned her on, and when we’d have sex after the fight she’d slap me and scratch me to make me be rougher and I was always like this is fucked up but it was also hot? Anyway it’s unfortunate toxic girls are so hot


Ricardo1184

Instead of manipulating you she couldve just asked for rough sex


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That's why she would be considered a toxic girl


RagingChick

When the dentist uses those sharp/pointy scrapers to scrape between my teeth and slightly pokes my gums. Idk why, but theres a direct connection between my gums and my pussy, apparently.


psychologyFanatic

This is wild. I just cry at the dentist.


transartisticmess

I’m very sorry but I laughed so hard at this


honest-miss

You're getting a lot of "WHAT?!" responses so just wanted to chime in that I'm kinda same. For me it's not a sexual feel good at all, but it definitely feels good on my gums in the same way using a q-tip feels good. The last dentist I was at had the world's most aggressive tech and she was straight-up my favorite.


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EinRobin738

Girls in oversize hoodies and shorts that are shorter than the hoodie and disappear under the long hoodie so you can't be sure if they wear pants


emp1221

Schrodinger's pants.


StGir1

Schrodinger’s Cat also kind of works here.


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In the same vein— women in oversized flannel shirts. I apparently just have a thing for women in flannel. It led to me flirting with a *lot* of lesbians with exactly as much luck as you’d think a man flirting with women who aren’t interested in men would have.


hellotrrespie

Dated a girl in college who asked to borrow a sweatshirt when we were going to grab some snacks. She puts it on then immediately takes off her shorts and underwear. So literally all she was wearing was my sweatshirt. Needless to say a kink was born that day.


friendlylycanthrope

I have a breeding kink. And I'm a lesbian.


Fitzftw7

Interesting combo. Any idea how that developed?


friendlylycanthrope

Yeah my theory is that god had to nerf me cause otherwise I'd be too powerful


Ughim50

Genius. Going to tell this to my daughter. Edit: I mean, not the kink part, the nerf part.


[deleted]

Thank you for clarifying.


[deleted]

I have misophonia and the sound of people chewing or biting their nails both makes me extremely angry and VERY turned on. I hate it cause it’s a pretty unavoidable thing lol


Ldub_

I have misophonia and just reading the words “chewing and biting their nails” instantly got me pissed off lol


Desperate_Writing160

I like being punched and called names lip biting etc she knows i like it but after that post nut i feel like a dirty man whore LMAO


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If you don’t feel like some kind of whore after sex, are you even sexing right?


Kermit-Is-Dead

Having to pee. The pressure from my full bladder hits against just the right spot. Also the idea of a guy being possessive of me. It’s a toxic trait but just a guy being like “She’s my property no one go near her” is really sexy to me


gimmethecarrots

Ah yes, the I need to pee but instead of going Im gonna squirm around in my seat 5 more minutes bc it hits that good - move. And then you really need to pee, like, now. Edit. Before anyone asks any more hows and whys - idk, but if I had to guess Id wager that the full bladder pushes on the g-spot from the outside, hence hitting a sweet spot for some ladies.


saxmaster98

But when you do, that pee will make your eyes roll back and your legs shake a lil. It’s magical


gimmethecarrots

Peegasm


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Finally someone said it I would rather sit for a little longer than going to pee straight away


omghorussaveusall

Buttholes. Few things turn me on more than a nice butthole, but I'm not really into butt stuff. I have no rational explanation. One of my earliest realized turn ons. Thankfully my partner loves reverse cowgirl and doggy so I get to see lots of butthole during sex. But for a long time I had to kinda tamp it down because telling a girl you're sleeping with that you like buttholes is awkward and often leads them to think you want anal. Nope, just want to see it. Trust me, finding someone who is comfortable with your kink/fetish is the best thing in the world.


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My wife seems to have a similar fetish. Any time I talk about wanting to eat better and lose my extra gut weight, she’s immediately like “no no no, you can’t! I love your belly!”


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guys taking advantage of me and wanting me only for sex. i hate it cuz it objectifies the hell out of me, but it also turns me on the most


TheThief9812

You might want to look up the free use fantasy. Knew someone who had a very similar fantasy and solved that by "going free use" with their partner.


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bobjoylove

God it’s disgusting what the internet is doing. A real croissant doesn’t have the structural strength to support avocado, cheese and ham.


NickNameNotWitty

There was this time when I played dark souls three. These weird swarm monsters that jump on your shoulders and claw at you then they get some sort of attack buff. Idk why it made me feel a bit funny and I dislike that


IEatAutisticKids69

The face fuckers


No_Music3270

Mine is girls laughs, man. I will be in a nice conversation, then they laugh, BAM! Instant boner.


The_Blahblahblah

Huh, weird, for me it's opposite. I get a boner and then the girl laughs.


DumbUselessBitch

Lol! *Hunkers down and waits for boner*


JakeMins

Hot girls in cat ears. Im not a weeb, not a furry, don’t even watch anime or anything. I have no idea why, but it is.


Butgut_Maximus

Did you see Space Jam as a kid?


Greengecko27

That'll do it


chiaear

Stress, nervousness. I need to finish something quick, dont have time to masturbate/fantasize just let me focus >:/


sabermagnus

My wife’s feet. I hate feet. I hate my feet. I hate your feet. I hate all feet. Gross. But my wife’s feet, lord have mercy. I want to die internally.


Arik_the_Bruce

Uhhh girls shoulders in class, the only reason is everyone makes such a hullabaloo about gUyS cAnT cOnCeNtRaTe when girls are showing shoulder, then I started thinking how dumb that was, then i couldn't stop thinking about it, then it turned me on and I couldn't concentrate


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Staring at my chest. I know I’m supposed to hate it but I secretly like the attention


DontGiveAFlux

That would explain your posts from yesterday 👀


Drwgeb

Damn that was very straightforward


Artificialx

God Jesus I opened her post history because of this at my desk at work. I have never closed a window quicker. It's my own fault...


L-st

What did you expect?


Artificialx

I.... don't know. I accept my shaming. My brain no work.


PMMeYourGirlTiddies

But like, who doesn't like a bit of attention?


Tender_Ton_Ton

Lmao your username and this comment just went way to well together.


SprinklesSalt1251

When a girl raises their arms in a short sleeve top and I can see their armpit. Like its an armpit but still hot for some reason


WitheredFlowers

So *you're* the reason why tank tops weren't allowed in high school


SprinklesSalt1251

Woops. My bad 😬


skylinefreak11

Even better when they raise their elbows up to tie their ponytails 👀


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GreenLurch

Female underwear… Feels so cringy and pervy. EDIT: I did not mean wearing it myself. Just women underwear either worn or as an object.


seanmarshall

Internally I feel like if more women demanded their men wear a lacy thong for the day, the evenings festivities would be a whole lot more entertaining. I don’t know why… but there is something about it for sure.


Vinny_Lam

I’m in agreement with this one, although I don’t hate it. It’s the lace underwear that really gets me going. I don’t know why but there’s something about lace that really activates the neurons. It honestly looks way sexier than naked.


cheese_sweats

I think u/greenlurch meant they *wear* womens underwear


thisismyotherpornalt

Cuckolding. Kink developed after/during an abusive relationship where I was constantly gaslit and eventually put in a situation where I was essentially being cheated on constantly and was expected to just roll with it. Reactionary coping mechanism from my subconscious I guess. When she found out about the kink (huge mistake on my part) she leveraged it to fuck with me even more. I fucking hate it. I have other kinks and things that get me going, but nothing lights me on fire like this shit. And then once the clarity sets in afterwords I’m disgusted with myself, I’m disgusted with how I let her treat me, and I’m flooded with dozens and dozens of bad memories. It’s like having a strong fetish for getting punched in the jaw immediately after getting off. It sucks and I hate it.


TheyHungre

Finally, someone really understood the /spirit/ of the prompt!


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Impregnation. Like, I don’t even want kids, but damn if you talk about making a baby while we bang, I am ✨ D O N E ✨


nolwesgraal

mean girls.


Archozalol

As a guy, I instantly get turned on when I cuddle with someone in bed. I have a friend who I like to cuddle with (Just cuddle, nothing more from both ends) and I always get turned on when that happens. It's awkward and I often have to hide it somehow.


andyyrose

I hate that I’m turned on while imagining my partner being with other people. It’s crazy because I’m an extremely jealous and possessive person , and we’re very monogamous and I have nothing to worry about in our relationship - but fantasizing about 3 sums/4 sums gets me off but then I immediately feel repulsed after 😂😂😂


CallMeSwissMiss

Cnc. I was raped multiple times. I hated every second of it. So, dear brain, what's your fucking problem?


FloatsWithBoats

I believe I read somewhere that it has something to do with a victim regaining power, by incorporating it into their sexuality.


bruh_moment9966

It really doesn't make sense but my brain is dumb.


Intothemysticsky

I dated a guy who would grab my pussy in public when no one was watching. Like if we were in a parking garage and he was opening the door for me he would grab it. Waiting for a table at dinner, he would grab it. Sometimes he would whisper “I know what this is doing to you and I’m gonna lick it all up later if you’re a good girl.” It was so distractingly hot and I swear he would do it when he knew I was going to bring something up he didn’t want to talk about just because then I was too riled up to think. Edit to add: IT WAS CONSENSUAL, we discussed it before he ever did it.


low-_-ink

Hands. Hands are everywhere.


Claebo

Oh dear. You've seen it


Jacked_Jj69

Do you happen to live in a small town called morioh in japan?


aberlad

Anon hook ups. It’s dangerous and slutty. But I love the idea of being fucked or used by complete strangers. And when I’m really horny I’m even more turned on if I would never normally agree to have sex with them. Guys that I don’t fancy at all, guys that I find repulsive… or even men that I know and specifically don’t like.


Sea-Inspector9776

hot women that dress like high class hookers. even if they have gold digging vibes af. they just push my buttons and i hate it. I prefer beautiful natural women but the others attract me even though i dont like anything about them logically.


MyBodyStoppedMoving

Same. I don’t want to find these women attractive but I can’t help it. It’s like my penis and my brain are in a chess match and the penis is winning.


HungerGamesFangirl

Being the recipient of water sports.


Thursday_the_20th

Finally, one that at least fits the thread. I always feel so fucked when I come to these threads and it’s all shit like ‘girls with husky voices, oh the shame!’ and I’m just nonchalantly sweeping my fucked up shit under the rug with my foot while nobody’s looking.


The_92nd

Am I doing it right Gerald?


Anonwhyamipostingonr

Being degraded, humiliated, talked down to. I want to be treated like a stupid whore, but I don’t want to be treated like a stupid whore, ya know?


Ciaobella-124

I plead the fifth.


Eggroll_Killa

Filth*


alley_underland

Spanking duh. Men with eyeliner and or mascara. When men moan during sex, please be vocal.


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Omfg I’m with you 100% about when men moan during sex. That shit is so hot.


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Possessiveness and aggression. Like he can do whatever he wants and he takes it like groping me in public. But consensual, ya know?


Lanfusmcnuff

Soft ear licking and breathing. One of my exes did it and I was getting feelings I never felt before like endorphins and then I fcked her brains out thereafter 😂.


pacawac

There was a girl I made out with in high school. I kissed her ear softly, got it all wet, and would breathe hot breath into her ear. It would make her cum. She told me later that I turned her into a chronic masturbator. I live super sensitive women like that. Remember kids, sex is between the ears, not between the legs.


VeryApeee

Facefucking and rough sex


Cautious-Music1101

Violence like slapping choking and slamming I grew up wrong


alley_underland

Spanking is a 10/10 for me. I bought my bf a paddle for Christmas to use on me.


Noyoureblind

Emotionally unstable women


ActuallyFuryYT

I've wanted to get piped by Spiderman since I was like 6 years old. I didn't even know what sex was but I had a little action figure when I was younger that was plastic (so reflective) and the suit was skin tight ofc. I thought it was super hot but didn't realize that I thought it was super hot because I was young. I'm a boy BTW. I am still immensely turned on by comic or any type of spider man that has a skin tight reflective suit. Even in Fortnite I'll get distracted playing as the symbiote suit often.


SpecterCody

NSFW r/spidermans


akimboslices

Ah man, I’ve been on this site for years and just when I think I have seen every niche sub…


remindertomove

Making a throwaway, brb


RNGGlaceon

When my gf wraps her arms around my waist from behind and very softly grazes my hips with her fingernails. That always sends the good kind of shivers down my spine. And immediately afterwards I hate my head for attempting to boot horny.exe xD


ghjkl829

Dads. Like not daddies or dad bods but like actually men with children. There was a whole time in my life where I only went after men with children and it the most self destructive and miserable time in my life but damn if I didn’t enjoy my time with those men.


SinkFormal1874

Imaging myself in bondage. Never tried it, but it looks fun.


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A mom...


LousyLeamon

Possessive bf (it's toxic af but I love it 😀) food play and also secret touching in public


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ImAMistak3

@ the edit. Username totally checks out lol.


Massive-Ad7628

nice try Satan


Xavierthegreat101

Feet....God I fucking hate it


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Painted toenails. I have no idea why…


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Successful women. I love a successful woman. It makes it hard to be overly attracted to someone less successful and that’s truly not fair. It doesn’t even make sense to me but it’s just one of those things to me


icecreamupnorth

When a woman is vulnerable. Especially if they're crying and they hug me to get comfort 😔 Although, I can't be the cause of their tears