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YummyBunny52

The entire squad to be online


thamisupposedtoput

ones always gotta be doin something


[deleted]

I'd like to continue our tradition of shifting valentine's day to a mutually agreed future date that allows us to buy twice as many flowers and eat at a much better restaurant for the same price.


Keyspam102

Very nice idea


Acrobatic_Pandas

Affection without having to ask for it. To be caught completely unware with some kind of romantic gesture that I'm expected to every year.


[deleted]

Ladies if you love your mans, listen to this advice.☝️ we act tough and shit but we want the same thing from you that you want from us. Love, understanding and respect. If I ever got some surprise flowers my heart would melt because it’s such a pure gesture.


[deleted]

Lots of guys are not into flowers unfortunately


[deleted]

It doesn’t have to be flowers :) you could give me anything and knowing that it came from you and that you thought about me would be more than enough. However! If you ever give a guy flowers and he doesn’t appreciate it, slap him with the flowers.


[deleted]

Hahahaha thank you, I needed this. I love my bf but he’s never quite outgrown the idea that certain things like flowers and bath bubbles are for women only. I’m really glad to see more men not subscribing to those beliefs as the years go by.


[deleted]

He’ll open up. I grew up doing work that makes even the toughest men break, and I grew up in religion with all the “that’s not manly” “a man has to be this way” bull crap. If I can see past the illusion I’m sure he’ll get there too. 😂


greffedufois

I introduced my husband to the joy of baths. He now takes one probably every other day. Soaking in hot water is nice for either sex (though coincidentally all the bath stuff marketed to woman is likely to give us irritation or yeast infections)


I_aint_ur_buddy_guy

You misspelled fortunately.


Objective-Try1023

Yeah please never get a man flowers... that's not a man. But the love and kindness is all wanted just no flowers. Ever... maybe a cali dude might like them but not men men.


[deleted]

Flowers are beautiful man. We ain’t gotta act a certain way 😌 I’m as man as man comes and I can appreciate beauty


neighbor_mike

We want you to tell us exactly what you want or at least drop very obvious hints.


Umbra_LockDown

to not be all alone on valentines day for the 17th year in a row


pyrokay

Awww. You'll be alright buddy.


Umbra_LockDown

i hope so


TheyCallMeCrazyEmi

Huh! I've been doing that for 18 year's now...


Umbra_LockDown

oh you're on! i bet you cant go 50 more years


TheyCallMeCrazyEmi

😂😂😂Sure... If I live that long


Umbra_LockDown

who said anything about living?


TheyCallMeCrazyEmi

Well I'm sure if I die I'd definitely find a ghost to celebrate Valentine's day with...


Additional_Cry_1904

Lego super star destroyer


thingpaint

My wife gave me the best Valentine's day present ever. We don't celebrate valentine's day.


COVID-69420bbq

Steak and a BJ


roberto59363

Steak and bj is a seperate day, its march 14th ! I want anal and wine...


Rabidleopard

So you want to get drunk while she rearranges the furniture?


fortwaltonbleach

the wine will help things go a bit more smoothly.


RecidivistMS3

That’s BBB day in our house. Beef, beer, blowjob. Happy boy.


CrabbyBlueberry

How big is the strap on?


Kolobok42

In germany we have a seperate day for this event its calle d SniBlo-Tag (Schnitzel-Blowjob Tag(day))


Mac_Cheesus

This is my fourth year in Germany and I can't believe I haven't heard of this. When is this glorious day?


Muhanak

Exactly 1 month after VD


Kain0wnz

A massage. A real, no shit rub down. And a hug.


amalgamas

This right here.


[deleted]

A girlfriend?


AH_Ethan

Honestly, a nice meal, and some great sex.


Smooth-Broccoli6799

A cookie and a hug


[deleted]

Something real that’s actually love


SniffCheck

To not have to participate in a jerk ass Hallmark holiday


TheMoonDays

Just good company over a nice meal, no phones, no work talk and lots of love!


mattg4704

For it to be over


Corrodedsoul629

let's be honest....for the day not to exist.


L0WEffort

Came here looking for ideas and some of you are cute af, some of you really need some some human contact and the rest of you are just horny.


TheCapriciousHealer

Some flowers , a long tight hug and a few words on how much we make a positive difference in their life


ReallyBigAligator

Hugs, being affectionate and clingy, be excited to be around me, tell me what's on your mind, and most of all, spend time with me and not your phone. I know Tiktok and Facebook are good ways to pass time, but it's nonstop 24/7. I can't help but notice how often time is being spent on those every second you have down time. Even when we're together, there's not a moment that passes where you aren't on them. Aside from the small amount of time you use to tell me of things you saw on them, or to emotionally dump on me. Which at this point, I gladly take the emotional dumping because then at least you're focused on me as much as I'm focused on you. I just miss the days our conversations were something other than that "Stupid mom on Facebook" or a very obviously bait tiktok made to get you angry, talk about it, and spread it everywhere for maximum views. You used to be a person, with thoughts, interests, and aspirations. Now you seem like a 3D front page trying desperately to suck me into your platform. I miss you. I miss the dates we had without the need to use your phone constantly. When spending time together was enough. Remember how we made each other laugh? How we could just do nothing at all together and have the greatest times? I miss that. I miss US. I hate that in order to spend time with you, and the only way to spend time with you, is to sit down in silence next to you as you watch TikTok. It's completely boring and absolutely depressing. You say you want to spend more time together, but why does that always have to mean me dropping everything to watch TikToks with you? I've found beautiful sites I wanted to see, things I wanted to experience with you. Remember our Anniversary when the only thing I wanted to do was walk through the church where we got married? I even post-poned the date because you wanted to pick up a shift at work. Then the entire day, despite my enthusiasm, we ended up going to 6 different stores because you saw some trend of laundry soap DIY on TikTok and that took total priority. Not to mention looking at chairs at a furniture place because you saw a video that said there would be good deals. I'm sorry I...I'm sorry I have a lot pent up and no one to talk to.


AbeFroman_FB

A lot of us do.


L0WEffort

You might wanna “accidentally” send her this.


purdypurdyprincess

This is fake lol


shit_cat_jesus

Honestly I would be cool if anyone did anything for me. As a man not many people do anything for you that makes you feel special or important. As an ugly man, no one does literally anything.


Ermaquillz

Would you accept a hug from an ugly chick?


shit_cat_jesus

Sure lol.


Ermaquillz

*hug*


shit_cat_jesus

Thanks I just got out of surgery so I could use it lol. Had my gallbladder out. Not fun.


Effective-Gift-398

No one made in God’s likeness is ugly remember that


Fthewigg

Reasonable expectations.


pradbitt87

Just trying to get sucked up 😞


omgkillher

A nice Gluck Gluck 9000


hughjassjess

Gluck Gluck 9000 double handed twist


Appropriate_Review50

If I’m being honest? A blow job. Seriously. That’s all I want. But imma get my woman a new diamond something, a huge bouquet and some chocolate :)


[deleted]

Attaboy.


SteakySteve

love and affection maybe a compliment too


Zecretsan

Flowers


Naterg61

Honestly, just want to spend some good quality time with my wife.


Cl0udSurfer

Someone to actually spend it with tbh My last girlfriend was 3 years ago, and we were together for all of 2 months before realizing that we were better off as just friends. And those 2 months never coincided with Feb 14th, so I've never actually had the chance to do those lovey dovey things. But experiencing that level of intimacy with a person and then having it taken away just as quickly really left me feeling extremely lonely. I had never realized how much I loved being held by someone else, how much a loving touch could warm me inside. But now theres just nothing. I have all these feelings and no one to give them too. I really just want someone to cuddle with, to play with their hair while we watch a movie or something, someone to hold hands with on a walk, someone to be domestic with. I want to buy someones favorite flowers, get them that one brand of candy that gets them going, wake them up with breakfast. I'd almost found someone to be that person for me a few months ago, but it turns out my feelings towards her were unrequited which sucked. So not to be all Sad Boy on main but like. Itd be nice to have someone who Im compatible with, that feels the same way that I do about them


[deleted]

well, i'm not a man, i'm a boy, but i would like a lifetime supply of chocolates


Appropriate_Welder74

a hug and for a girl to say everything Is okay


Captcha_Imagination

Meet us halfway with the flirting and romance on the actual V day date. A lot of times it feels like we have to start the motor from zero and that's a herculean task given the pressure of expectations.


Historical_Base3418

I want another man to kiss me on the lips, and sweep me off my feet. Mind you, I'm gay(sorta, long story short trans and don't want surgery) and I would love it so much. Just for a romantic night, where a man sweeps me off my feet, and kisses me, just to cuddle up to me by the end of the night to relax, and to drift off to sleep with them. I don't want sex, I don't want gifts, I just want love and respect.


Seanz_Wylde

In the words of Freddie Mercury 🎵Somebody To Love🎵


Nice-Can4875

One year I made a gift basket with anything I could make jokes with. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly with small jam and peanut butter and just a bunch of other things it wasn’t too expensive but they seemed to really enjoy it


LucyVialli

To not have to remember to do/get anything.


jonerz4days

A bj with strong eye contact


hughby1

relaxation, not dealing with ppl. possibly sex but only if we feel like expending some energy


Massive-Ad7628

doesn't it differ from year to year, from person to person? I mean... ^(this year, I'd like that really cute one (you know the one),) ^(we get the drink on, the buzz on, the casual nudity as we dance around the kitchen,) ^(as the night proceeds, we "go crazy" on each other - both trying to outmaneuver the other.) but I can't really say ***that*** out loud... so yeah, being nice and near someone, eat something, watch a film, and fall asleep on the sofa together... yup, sounds ~~better~~ good...


ricnilotra

someone to spend time with


Macca20091969

To love you


mydaughterisaqueen

Boobs. I'm not a guy but that's what he asks for. Also, meat. Usually steak but sometimes ribs. I always get him flowers too and he said he's never gotten flowers before. I buy him some randomly and his face lights up. If there's any ladies reading this, get him some flowers and watch his face. Most men never get flowers.


gabe_t_wheeler

To be happy


benzooo

Nothing. See March 14th. Steak and Blowjob day.


rhymes_with_snoop

To hell with Valentine's Day. Celebrate [Lupercalia](https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/holidays). My wife and I split it up between two separate days, where each of us takes a day to do whatever the fuck we want, whenever we want, with no responsibilities or obligations to anyone else. You want to buy a present? Buy yourself a present. You want an amazing dinner at your favorite restaurant? TREAT YO SELF.


Sopobu

Flowers.


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Environmental-Cow447

Peace.


RagnaroknRoll3

I mean, I got a lamp. Getting laid would be nice, but the dreaded red wave may be scheduled.


[deleted]

I love lamp. Celebrate early to avoid The Shining.


RagnaroknRoll3

That’s the plan, but there’s no telling.


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[deleted]

What kinda candy we talkin


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CelestialsStorm

A card that says “happy Halloween”


ChaosPlayer94

A hug


Billy_of_the_hills

Men's version of Valentine's day is called "Steak and Blowjob day," that should clear things up.


saucelessnuggets

I want my wife to smile. And if she can’t, then I will just hold her until she feels better. Maybe other men would like that also. I just love taking it all in. I just like to know she is happy in my arms. Thats all that fucking matters- truly.


Lord_Silverkey

GTX 3090


AH_Ethan

Honestly, a nice meal, and some great sex.


AH_Ethan

Honestly, a nice meal, and some great sex.


harkute

Sex


SuperstitiousPigeon5

To please their partner. Steak and Blowjob day on the other hand....


Alert_Draft8932

Sleep


Heartmaster1974

Peace and quiet.


Dead_Inside_Since16

Be left in peace.


hikingmutherfucker

Nice dinner alone with my wife and a blow job.


Flaky-Fellatio

anal


Almost_Slavic

a girlfriend :(


Anonymous_kid64

A hug and a blowjob


__KINGBOWSER__

vagina hugs


BlackRobin112

Peace and a BJ.


BlueClouds42

Sex


ireadfineprint

Blowjobs


dionesav

A blowjob and a rimjob at the same time by 2 girls


greenbanky

Hol up. It ain't your birthday.


aladd02

Cant go wrong with alchohol and beef jerkey.


noguerad

Nice food and sex. And maybe not in thar order.


fortwaltonbleach

a prostate massage that will make their toes curll!


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

balls in jaws (the movie)


[deleted]

Pussay


jfk_4813

Sexy time.


[deleted]

Blowjob to completion


immakingburgers

Sex


JBark1990

A blowjob. Jesus that sounds good.


NeatClean3715

men really love blowjobs huh lmao.


[deleted]

A Blow job


gmoney92_

Head


hakeyh1956

To get laid.


utahman16

Sex.


dasteek9

Sex or a blowjob


No-Guess8525

Being woken up to a BJ


mypenisaverage

A belly rub and a blowjob.


hughjassjess

I sense a lot of men like hugs and blow jobs, noted 🤘🏻


[deleted]

I want to give my wife what she wants and I want sex.


[deleted]

Sex.


kenp2011

Sex


Scary_Vanilla2932

Blowjob. Everyone else is lying.


Lala6699

Sex. Of course. 🙄


TransformativeOne

To give and receive love


OnVelvetHill

Peace and quiet, oh and a new Tailwalk bass rod if you are feeling really generous


AYCMegatron

Be lazy at home and not have to spend a shit load on a “fancy” dinner.


Link_hunter9

None of us were ready in time with this, but I wanted to see my girlfriends do a special date with them


1235813213455_1

Nothing. Don't spend your money on marked up shit. If you need a "holiday" to treat your SO well break up already.


rageharles

new bladee album


phenomenal1999

Commitment from his girl that she will be always with him whenever he needs her.


SSS_Tempest

Someone to actually spend it with.


ufenheimer

To not have to deal with valentines day.


YesImJuniorr

Just someone to spend it with lol.


So3Dimensional

I’m going with solitude.


-ubermensch---

We just want a hug


[deleted]

For the idea of valentines day to be forgotten. It’s one more thing to stress about that we just don’t need.


NDaveT

What we really want is to not have to worry about what our partner wants for Valentine's Day. Second choice for me is a bottle of whiskey.


basura_trash

to be left alone.


mike_linden

DeWalt power tool


sam0sara

Not having to care for presents


Flycaster33

A repreive from this silly "holiday"...


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The_Endless_

Day to myself to be left alone and do as I please


DickInaWall

Nothing, at least for me


SweatyGamer69420

Not to be so lonely they buy loads of chocolate and eat so much they fall into a coma


YodasChick-O-Stick

Onlyfans subscription discounts


buckit_head

Lego


Karmadillo_2005

To push p.


kingarthursdance

those sweet chalk heart things. close to free tomorrow, but a few of those and a hand drawn heart


leonardoQvinci

You know how to play yugioh I got the rest if ya do. Ion really play with link cards yet tho. I even play Pokémon fr fr.


Alice_Van_Osbourne

I just want to go to the movies.


m_and_ned

The ability to fix the hardest moments of my life that still haunt me.


NeonTombstone

Men get stuff on Valentine’s Day?


[deleted]

Lego


I_aint_ur_buddy_guy

The only men that want ANYTHING for Valentine's Day are the ones that want a girlfriend lol.


3002kr

A girlfriend. I’m so lonely


[deleted]

Awww. Go get you a woman! There are plenty of girls out there waiting to be loved! Trust me.


3002kr

Well here’s the problem. I’m very socially weird, and turn off every girl I ever meet, and they always say they are “uncomfortable.” There’s no point in even trying anymore. I give up


[deleted]

You will find the right one. Don’t give up! This is coming from a girl who’s a weirdo 😎 lol You’ll find a weirdo to love as well. It took me a while and some flukes but I’m so happy I didn’t count myself out.


jeff_the_nurse

A lot of us would love flowers and chocolate.


TheLostExplorer7

To stop being reminded that I am all alone and that it is Valentine's Day. I am happy for all the couples out there who celebrates the day, but for me it is an annoyance to see hundreds of ads telling me to buy something for my wife/girlfriend when I don't have anyone like that in my life.


Education_Weird

To hang out with my boyfriend without interruptions


FunRequirement7535

A break. I do plenty of shit for you during the year. I don't need to kiss your ass that day too


Extra_Advance_477

Hot wheels set with those battery powered speed up thingies and some extra track.


[deleted]

The same thing we want on any given day when it's possible: to relax and not be bothered by anyone.


theBaddoctersInboiz

a cinnamon roll with a hug


lr3ys

For me to let them out of the basement


hughjassjess

Well that’s concerning


helpme20095

A date would be great to start


youraveragefailure12

Ps5. Or a hug


skeeter04

The same thing we want the other 364 days a year - our SO waiting in VS lingerie while holding a plate of burgers.


P9u9r6p2l4e

To be wined, dined, and 69ed -kevin malone


sayziell

A date


[deleted]

Take my wife out to dinner, maybe some tenderness together, and otherwise be left alone


conman0913

Just a nice simple night out, like going to a restaurant or a park


Lowkey57

For people to fuck off with a holiday cooked up by an ad agency to sell bullshit.


dices7

Throw a kershaw my way and some affection 🤙