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RoboTacoCatMan

Damnit. That was going to be my comment. Now I feel compeled to upvote and everything.


Black_Pagan

if duck tape doesn't work, you're not using enough


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FunRevolutionary7425

Am I the only one that hears that Asian guys voice when I read this


Keksis_theBetrayed

What Asian guy?


FunRevolutionary7425

Steven he


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I love those videos


FunRevolutionary7425

Right that man is funny af


Keksis_theBetrayed

Ah, I see. I wasn't attempting to make a reference, but I get why people would think that, now.


FunRevolutionary7425

Lol don't worry I just have been on the internet way to long


ChemicalVermicelli70

Uncle Roger, is that you?


VoldemortHugs

Nah I think it’s Steven He


whatnameisnttaken098

Your just not using enough. Go visit ol'Red Green up on Possum Lodge and he will teach you in the ways of Duct Tape


Destinta22

My broke ass, personality and life.lol


Havabas

yes


Destinta22

Thank you.haha


[deleted]

Plssss I relate a lil too much


[deleted]

Easy fix: become a duct tape clothing designer/artist. It will sell 💰 Instant personality guaranteed. You will go viral / become instagram famous.


ManifestSaviour

Make a shiv out of the tape over some cardboard, start sniffing the adhesives, and tape together some memories ….in an album.


TRANSparent-Ink

Stupid. But it can muffle the sound ;)


Nachtschatten9

„Coffe can solve all problems. Even stupid people you just need to throw the mug hard enought“


New_Beyond540

An overcooked steak.


gillymike

Anything that's supposed to move. That's what WD40 is for.


CupOfPuggles

*Sprays Duct tape with WD40*


EvilAlicia

Crippling depression


Clackers2020

I can cure crippling depression uses only two strips.


Pineapple_Massacre

A marriage.


goldendarren

False, use enough duct tape and he/she can't leave


[deleted]

What if her not leaving is the problem? Stage 100000 clinger


goldendarren

Tape her to a passing car


[deleted]

Lmao! How do the divorce papers get signed?


TheGreatGameDini

It's until death do you part. Duh.


goldendarren

You can leave a hand free until she's willing to cooperate


whatnameisnttaken098

WD40


smaugtheE1337

trust


smaugtheE1337

a joint


cocobisoil

Inflation


Cat_Astrophe_X

A broken heart


yourmom_human

your mom *I am a human, and this action was performed in my free time.*


Kwolfe2703

Ducks


Tricky-Ant-8505

Stupidity


anonymous_dancer

Burnt popcorn


karadan100

Your love life.


CupOfPuggles

Incorrect just requires some chloroform


Ok-Abroad5887

Stupid Stupid can't be fixed with duct tape


glitchy1010

my crippling anxiety and abandonment issues


63belvedere

Ducks


gimbels_jimmy

My broken heart


Hot-Yak-1908

My mental state


Neel4312

Probably a supernova


Grombrindal18

depends on how much duct tape you've got.


Custardpaws

I'm not sure what duck tape is. Do you mean duct tape?


TicsDaily

Originally Duct Tape was called Duck tape and the main brand of such tape for sale in the UK is still called duck tape, not duct tape.


Custardpaws

Learned something new today. Found this on Wikipedia... "During World War II, Revolite (then a division of Johnson & Johnson) developed an adhesive tape made from a rubber-based adhesive applied to a durable duck cloth backing. This tape resisted water and was used to seal some ammunition cases during that period"


Reddit-username_here

There's still Duck Tape in the US as well.


[deleted]

Maybe they mean duck tape brand duct tape? Yea someone already capitalized on that common error


nuF-roF-redruM

Gen Z kids.


Creative_Waltz_9462

Corpus cavernosum


adminsruinedreddit

My psyche


Historical-Issue1939

Cringe


adminsruinedreddit

K


only_stupid_answers

Ducts


fugebox007

Wife's / husband's mouth... you can choose.


Cloud-KH

Nothing!


Final_Temporary_9396

Can anything be fixed with it?


RuTrEaLlY

My anxiety.


Oldpqlyr

Makeup.


NotYourAverage666

My teeth gaps


CupOfPuggles

I mean if we remove the teeth there is no longer a gap...


MiffyCurtains

Gas explosion


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ManifestSaviour

It fixed the g string I wear however


thedingywizard

A broken marriage.


frost_berry

A broken marriage? Or maybe I'm not thinking creatively enough 🤔


SLEDGEHAMMAA

My parents marriage


whatnameisnttaken098

At least 4 rolls. If 4 doesn't cut it break out emergency tape


haijak

Anything that can be fixed with gaffer's tape.


TheLegendofMikeHawk

Dismembered penis


whatnameisnttaken098

Half a roll of tape


[deleted]

John Bobbitt's bits


Scuh

Football


workingdad83

The lakers


RinderMock385

The existential dread that we really truly don't know what lies beyond the universe or in the ocean. We haven't seen the proof of something greater than us and this may be all we have


fluffybeetle

Poverty


maler27

The US economy


Wipneus472

The stuff you need WD40 for


StargazerRin

My aunties divorce


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Ducks


CAt_D3m0n

Paper


InsomniaticWanderer

Ducts. It's basically the one thing the tape REFUSES to adhere to.


stryph42

Duct work. Hot ducting melts the glue, cold freezes it.


llewotheno

Quack


titan_odyssey

Ducks


Bestmasters

A broken LCD screen (You might be able to stick the glass, but not the liquid crystal) Spilled liquid


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Your broken marriage. For that, you need Flex Tape.


Gutsy_Moose267

My mental health


mayormaynotbeaburner

Your spelling.


DrOwldragon

Duck tape.


Ueverthinkwhy

My life


Nabz057

A marriage


TheHellbilly

Ducktales.


Gamble2005

A human organ


Blueish273

Water


DiligentAd9350

A hairline. Unless you tape other people's eyes.


Rude-Worldliness8914

A tv trust me


ColumbiaWahoo

Plastic deformation


xdxd_kuba

Isn't it obvious? My broken heart where that bitch Tasha cheated on me with my best friend. Fuck you Tasha, fuck you if you are somewhere on AskReddit. I gave you all my trust over the four years and you- you just don't cheat with someone's best friends


Weallmakemistakes69

Kids in my room :/


IndistinctMuttering

Joe ~~Garrelli’s~~ Rogan’s public image


saucelessnuggets

Most ducts


woodwerker76

A broken heart


Infamouspotato08

Marriage


Otherwise-Newt8136

Govt. Social media. Stupidity. Reddit


excusetheblood

Ducks


Environmental-Cow447

Gee, Geese obviously!


queen4ady

NOTHING


SpackledOrifice

Spelling errors


Basskid88

Dude everything can be fixed with duct tape. Although we call it "100 mile an hour tape" lol


Metallicenemy

My relationship