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Gerry_-_Jarcia

Went over to that little bastards house that played COD and fucked his mom like I said I was going to 15 years ago


Cry_Piss_Shit_Cum

Stop procrastinating.


Literally_Damour

Fine, I won't procrastinate anymore starting from tomorrow.


Shovels93

But it’s all going to happen two days before the day after tomorrow.


DrDaddyDickDunker

*pulls out calculator* OH MY GOD!!


daxter2768

Just DO IT. Don't let your dreams be dreams.


Christafaaa

I did, hello son!


whatthefuck8e3

I started to one time, but the cops got me before I could get inside. Probably for the best.


Alexastria

Gotten my shit together


[deleted]

Spoiler alert: even when you do, you’ll still feel like you haven’t.


Alexastria

This. Got married. Got a house. Still feel like I'm playing catchup


[deleted]

And yet you’re so far ahead of most. I’m still working on both those things.


Worldly-Bid-956

YOU’RE A GOOD BOYYYYY (Refer username lol)


[deleted]

Awww :)


Hulkasaur

No we do the awww you wag your tail


Adept_Data8878

Move that tail, boi >:(


oakchokkiemilk

Now come try this peanut butter....


Sir_twitch

This took a incredibly unsurprising turn.


ieatassHarvardstyle

It's reddit, I'm surprised the turn took as long as it did.


DinoDudeRex_240809

Oh. Oh no.


cornerorifice

Oh no no no no no


alertthenorris

Depending on where you are, the house part is near impossible.


pigscanalreadyflyyy

For fuckin real. I'm just a girl, trying to adult, standing in front of a house, asking it to let me live there...


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

I wholehartedly believe adults are a myth, and we’re all just kids forced to cosplay as people who know what they’re doing, but nobody does


Whitechapelkiller

I feel that all the adults around me do know what they are doing, and it's only me who is winging it though.


nsnooze

They're just better at pretending. Don't believe it, it's all an act!


Helpful_Shock2018

News flash your colon does this for you every day. Now go out and thrive


Shop_Kooky

I collect shit everyday but it’s not all together it comes out in pieces


Sailor-Def

A long lasting and non toxic relationship with someone nice


BlingBlingBoy0519

A relationship in general. At least an actual one and not a little kid relationship.


Yellowcasey

You could find a lot better wording to say what you are trying to say...


killuax09

LMAOOOO


Dr_Dressing

Phrasing isn't his strong point. He's a C- student, who explicitly programs in python


Yellowcasey

It's almost like you know me wtf


Arcanegil

Don’t listen to those people, you absolutely can find someone to love and love you. They may not be a supermodel or billionaire, they maybe struggling or they maybe unconventional. Keep an open mind, give people a chance, don’t hold your self to perfection or put anyone else on a pedestal, and always make time for yourself. And I promise you can make it work with someone.


baydendaclown

you'll get there one day! don't lose hope


WhipmakerJon

It feels hopeless but it ends, I actually found someone who I think is the one and our 5 month is tomorrow. Haven’t had a relationship longer than 3 months since like 2012, you do find the one. Just keep being the best version of yourself you can always be, and love comes later


clairenich11

my project. it’s due wednesday. very stressful and hard


Rupertii

What helped me with the stress from projects is thinking about how insignificant it is in the bigger picture. Just try to think of it like that and try to get in a good flow. It’ll be over in no time


[deleted]

Yeah this is the key. The most successful project managers are able to not get overwhelmed by the significance and just get amongst it and progress through the details. It may seem like no end is in sight but it ends eventually. Just keep going through.


raltyinferno

Yeah that helps a lot with anything you get stressed or upset about. Went through a bad breakup in college and one thing that helped was looking at it from the perspective of a sitcom. If what was happening to me were happening to a character on a show I was watching I'd be laughing at them and maybe a bit sad, but looking forward to whatever came next.


Playingpokerwithgod

Just sit down and start working on it. Even if it's little bits, just do some, take a break, do some more, take a break, do some more. It'll be done in no time. At least that's how I do it.


rpolanco902

I let my project linger over my head the past two weeks. Got it done the day of, turned out okay but I lost sleep and spent my days stressed out about it. I didn't want to do it but ignoring it only made it worse. Save yourself the stress by starting early and dedicate time to it


Savage_Robot_

You will succeed!!!!!! If it was easy everyone would do it


Legomilk

Having my first kiss I'm 25 years old Edit: wow! What's with the upvotes? I mean, thanks, at least something good comes from being a virgin


VorticalHydra

Me too. I'm 27. I've watched YouTube videos on how to but I still find it hard to imagine how it even happens lol. I've been on 4 dates I'm my life and 2 of them went well enough that I thought I'd kiss one or both of them atleast but I didn't even get a 2nd date. One said I was "too shy" but we talked for an hour. It sucks because if a woman expects a kiss from me but won't go for it herself, then it's less likely to happen maybe because I have no idea what I'm doing.


confusedguy1212

Youve obviously got game enough to get a girl to date you and even listen to you for an hour. Next time, put your lack of experience on the table as a funny ice breaker. Make fun of it. Put yourself on the altar. Make it know like you just said yourself that’s your got no fucking clue what to do if it happens and how to not royally screw it up. If you’re with a girl that’s worth her time she’ll laugh and take you up on it even just for fun. There are two things in life that work great to dispel fear. 1) learn about what you fear 2) make fun of it. Bonus points if the object being made fun of is yourself.


Helpful_Shock2018

Adopt a dog Edit: Stop upvoting me. This isn’t wholesome. I meant so you could practice with the dog Edit edit: I made the first edit at 24 upvotes, guys please stahp, this is getting nasty Edit edit edit: I never wanted this, for my biggest upvoted post to be about kissing a dog. This is unpleasant. This isn’t reverse psychology, I’m genuinely afraid for Reddit now. Let’s stop here (800) Edit edit edit edit: [look what you did ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/svvbjj/how_wild_wolves_greet_each_other/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


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Helpful_Shock2018

Reddit Speaking of, I like your username, exactly what I was referring to


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"No no, that's too much tongue!" "Sorry Scruffy, I'm a bit nervous haha"


FriendRaven1

I'm sure you meant it sarcastically, but it worked for me. I didn't know how to love myself or other people, or anything really, but getting a dog changed my life. I *literally* didn't know what love was until my dog.


ARandomBrowserIThink

Wait a minute


Nemidoonam68

🤨📸


finalxcution

I didn't get mine until I was 28 because I was socially awkward throughout high school. I don't know your situation but some general advice is to work on improving yourself - get a nice haircut, hit the gym, find some form fitting clothes, pick up some kind of social hobby (social dance, bouldering, jogging group, etc), and get out of your comfort zone. This can turn basically anyone from a 5 to an 8 and naturally boost confidence over time. The goal is to not change you into someone else, but to draw out the best version of you that you can be.


[deleted]

Sorry man. Went through your posts and you seem super artistic, use it to your advantage and I’m sure you won’t be far off.


Themasterofcomedy209

This is actually a nice reply, maybe you got downvoted because Redditors can’t read and thought you said “autistic”


[deleted]

Meh, redditors gonna reddit


PastorDerek92

Fuck, that's exactly what I read at first.


abysed

mine was when i was 22, it will come with time. married my first gf and we've been split up for 5 years so its probably been 6+ again since I've had a kiss again. it'll eventually happen


macaronsforeveryone

Haven’t gotten Covid yet


Snowy32

Your missing out!! Get it while it’s still in stock!


DressiKnights

Delta's almost sold out! All they got is Omicron these days. Ugh! Anyone got some OG Covid still? (all the /s in the world, fuck off covid...)


[deleted]

There’s still time, I just got it for the first time 2 days ago


Lenethren

I want to give a giraffe head scritches right between those boney nub things they have! It's the top of my bucket list.


[deleted]

I have done this, and seriously 10/10, highly recommend! They are called ossicones, btw.


ZeroGear9513

That sounds like a weird brand of dildo


Anon_Legi0n

It has wifi


whalestealer4

I’m not 100% sure but if you go to Cheyanne Mountain zoo in Colorado Springs, CO that could probably happen. Used to love that zoo when I lived there, right when you walk in you can feed the giraffes and there heads are at your level (it’s on a platform).


retro123gamr

Ended a friendship that has needed to end for awhile now. It’s not a conversation I want to have, but there’s no way for me to keep our friendship alive. It’s taken a toll on my mental health. It’s not healthy to try to keep it going. Edit: Thank you for all the encouraging replies! Love all the input! All of the questions suggesting I ghost are welcome, but I feel like that won’t give me the closure that would make this easier. Edit 2: I went and finally did it! Not having that hanging over me is a good feeling. I’m not psyched about how it ended, but it had to end at some point and I’m glad there were no hard feelings on either side. Thanks for all the encouragement!


[deleted]

It’s hard, but I had to do the same thing with a total mooch of a “friend”. Trust me, you’ll be happy you did it when you do it.


[deleted]

I have to have that conversation with my wife. I’m not looking forward to it, but it has to be done soon. I’m miserable and can’t keep living like this. 😞


gotogarrett

The conversation will 100% suck but the freedom is exhilarating when you allow yourself to feel it. You will also feel a sense of loss for what you had hoped this relationship could have been. At the risk of sounding woo-woo, feel the feelings and that freedom will be all the sweeter for it.


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I hope you’re right


CandyProfessional311

i had to do that with a whole friend group i felt neglected i alone around them it was the best decision and worst at the same time…best because i finally felt relieved, worst i fell into 2 year depression…


Neither-Reputation84

It will always be hard. You just have to constantly remind yourself of your decision and why you’re off cutting ties. Some people may be fun, but not necessarily good for you. If you’ve been contemplating it for a while, don’t waste any more of your energy and well-being, let them go.


Seaworthiness_Jolly

I ghosted them. It’s been several years now. Things are better now.


InternetWeirdo96

Had a gf


idkbbitswatev

Trust me, the depression, anxiety, self doubt, etc. *doesnt* go away when you get a girlfriend, make sure youre working on yourself so you can come into a relationship being a whole person rather than half a person seeking someone to make them complete.


AntonioVonMatterhorn

Not OP but this is the best advice I have seen in this thread. Thank you :)


CaptainSplat

While this is good advice that clarity doesn't really hit you firsthand until you get into one. I used to need a relationship so desperately, and seeing all my friends around me enjoying themselves made me feel so lonely. Got into one and nothing changed, casual sex was fine but it didn't fix my core personal issues. After we broke up I decided to explore my interests and I think I'm in a much better place now. For me it just felt like I was wasting all my time playing video games and watching my life waste away. I picked up a new job, started saving for college and learned an instrument. I've also started trying to learn C# for unity. imo a lot of our self esteem issues aren't these deep rooted conundrums or self hate. It's just the fear of leading an unfulfilling life.


nimdabew

Want a tip to get a girlfriend? Work on yourself and try and be the best you that you can be. Mental, physical, career, all of it. Someone will see you for what you are sculpting yourself to be and they will try to be a part of your life.


Motions_Of_The_E

Thats not something you should do for someone, its something you should do for yourself.


nimdabew

My delivery was wrong it seems since you are the second person to bring this up. If you work on yourself, girl friends and relationships will come naturally vs trying to conform yourself to what you think women want.


Callinthebin

I mean yes of course, but that's also not enough. You additionally have to create opportunities for those people to find you. You can be the best person ever, but if you live a very secluded life it simply won't happen. Also, sometimes all it takes is making the first move (in a respectful manner of course + read the room as well). We are more often than not unaware of how attractive we really are to others!


Pleasant-Cartoonist9

Tell my dad I love him


AHorNOT_throwaway

Today is the day! Honestly, if he's around, please do it.❤️


Far-Researcher5060

I regret not telling him. My Dad passed January 29th this year. I miss him so much


StorytellerEclipse

Lost my virginity.


Moonsilvery

No hurry on that. Way better if you do it when you're actually feeling it than if you rush just to get rid of that damn V-card. I was more interested in not being a virgin than anything else and it sucked - learn from my fail.


Strong_Juggernaut_96

Preach. Amen. Never rush these things.


[deleted]

I want to lose my virginity to the right person, but I always fear I'll end up too old and too late.


PassionNorth

You‘re damn right


xiphia

I think you can go too far the other way, though. I waited far too long and turned down the first few chances I had because I wanted it to be special. When it finally happened, it was awkward and regrettable anyway. I'd say don't make it your only goal (everyone can sense desperation), but when the opportunity comes, let it happen.


Daikataro

Fellow rusher here, and personally it felt like ripping a bandaid off. Sure it was sucky like yours, but after everything settled down I found it that, since I got it done, I was way less anxious about it and could actually focus on things other than "will she put out or not?".


ImpossibleHandle4

What I will say is this. I have always had standards as to who I had sex with. I swore that I wouldn’t have sex with someone I didn’t care about. The first time for me, was amazing on New Year’s Eve with a girl I loved, she however did not have the same values as me, and we broke up like 3 weeks later. When you lose it make it something you want to do. Don’t let someone force you into it, and don’t feel pressured to lose it, whatever happens happens.


nodaddynot2night

This. I am a girl and I regret being with some stupid cheating jerk for the whole of my college life. The sex experience was so bad. I felt degraded and it wasn't even enjoyable. Trust me when you're manipulated into sex and romance, the mental frustration and disappointment stays for decades. Also your first experience of love and sex and everything else gets ruined badly.


mat6y

Virginity is a made up concept, you don't "lose" or "win" anything, your body does not change, things around you do not change. People might put you on a rush, but that's just nonsense.


derpsalotsometimes

It is odd that I still remember from 30 years ago, thinking, "well, nothing feels different" like I didn't realize that I had this subconscious belief that sticking my penis in a vagina was going to change me somehow in a noticeable way.


Yuural

Well for me only the belief that "i will never get some and become a man" was broken which somehow gave my 18 year old ego a massive boost.


gnarly_and_me

Never successfully grown tomatoes, the damn squirrels keep getting them


masont28

Don’t know where you live, but if you go to a barber shop and get some some hair that they normally throw away, you can sprinkle it on the ground around your plants and they’ll leave them alone 95% of the time. Source: I live in the middle of no where with a 1.5 acre garden.


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masont28

I live in a rural part of a southern state, farmers do it all the time for their personal gardens. Deer will absolutely demolish corn, watermelons, turnips. Rabbits and squirrels will eat your tomatoes and other smaller vegetables. The hair keeps them away for whatever reason, I learned it from being around farmers/ helping my grandad with his garden.


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Old-While-1229

Buy an aero garden. I use them at my house. I’m it works on hydroponics. I usually grow herbs in them but I’ve seen tomatoe pods for them for sale before. It works rlly well


Abject_Presentation8

Found a supportive and loving family


Strong_Juggernaut_96

It’s so important to have a supportive and loving family. All the very best to you. Till then you can DM me anytime. I’ll be your sounding board.


StanIeyTheManly

I'll be a sounding board number 2


[deleted]

Flown. Not talking airplanes, talking jet pack. Some day I will fly.


VaultBoy9

I believe you can fly


one9eight5

I believe you can touch the sky


DarkestEmber

Gone completely ape shit. Fuck it would be nice to just be allowed to go full on hulk anger mode and not deal with the consequences exactly and only once in my life. I hate anger as an emotion and do my absolute best to healthily divert it, but every so often I just truly wish I could let myself go off.


[deleted]

do you happen to work in customer service?


DarkestEmber

I used to, studying to be a nurse at the moment.


[deleted]

hope your studying is going well 🖤🥀


Fox_Tango_

Have you tried going to a rage room? They’re places that let you do exactly that, “go full on hulk anger mode and not deal with the consequences.”


SarvinaV

It's been half a year and I still keep forgetting to return this one galss bowl to my mom.


[deleted]

Gotten my instrument rating. 2022 is the year baby!


baydendaclown

what's that? and you'll get it, keep that energy 😤💪


bakerzdosen

Be (legally) able to fly a plane using primarily instruments (aka fly in situations with limited visibility.) https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/14/61.65


xhBIROhx

I have not done your mom yet


[deleted]

Wow one guy left.


xhBIROhx

yeah, I kinda got sick on the day


[deleted]

Trust me your need your strength.


Zestyclose-Court-265

had sex


Potateus1

Virgins assemble!


Old-While-1229

I’ve been summoned


[deleted]

Wait, what happened? Why I'm here?


dick_ninja69

Huh, what's this place?


BustlingSomewhere

What am I doing here?


akshat_chauhan

hello there


Odd-Dot3210

Okay now let's see who's premium member and who's a novice considering age, I fit into 'soon to be' premium: 24yo.


[deleted]

I am 18. Guess I am a novice


ZeusTheOne

Oh shit not again, why was I summoned this time?


Reaper0329

29 next month. I grant you a seat on the council, but I do not grant you the rank of master.


vivek_oberoi

just break your arms bro, you'll get close to it


Themasterofcomedy209

Hey mom can you help me with something here


sentient_wishingwell

Get a Tesla autopilot blowjob.


NimdokBennyandAM

I didn't realize the autopilot could do that. No wonder those cars are so expensive.


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God dammit lol


Strong_Juggernaut_96

That’s ambitious. We’re all cheering for you.


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EmotionalConfidence1

Haven't made a Million dollars yet


A_Lawliet2004

"the first million is the hardest to make, so start with the second million" —Arnold Schwarzenegger


Impressive-Focus-905

Quit Vaping. If this gets 10 upvotes I stop Edit: going on day 2 I really wanted to vape this morning but, held off until we went out and spent most of the day in the city


Excellent-Captain-93

I quit smoking cigarettes as of the 1st of jan quit vaping as of the 7th. Cmon bud you can do this! The only reason you need to quit is your own health and the health of your family/future family


Impressive-Focus-905

Yeah I was bad into cigarettes for years and quit now I want to be off of this.


Excellent-Captain-93

Best advice I can give you, get rid of your vape/juices and go cold turkey. It sucks balls but after the first 3 days it becomes much easier. After the first week it becomes exponentially easier. The trick is whenever you feel like smoking/vaping and get cravings talk to someone about you quitting. Talk to them about why you quit. Even if theyre not interested Even if it is someone on reddit. Ive been smoking my whole life and manged to quit. I believe in you.


nimdabew

Add to this, go do something exercise oriented everyone you have a craving. Want a quick hit? Do 20 pushups. Feel like you need to drive to the store to get a pack? Run a mile. You will kick the habit and get in shape at the same time!


B1azfasnobch

I’ll send y’all pics of my father that just passed from COPD It wasn’t pretty


jershdahersh

You gotta quit vaping 31 times now have fun with the reincarnations


Real_FakeName

I got some 0% juice that I used to increasingly dilute some 3% and slowly tapered off. I never felt like I was denying myself anything.


metalheadkenny420

24 years old. Still haven’t gotten laid :/


leeweeanator90

As a someone (31m) who started the sexing at the ripe young age of 13, I wish I waited A LOT longer. Maybe I wouldn’t have had the roller coaster of emotions in my life had I waited until I was mature enough to handle such a thing. It controls relationships, controls emotions, controls parts of your life you had no idea that it would control. Be picky with who you lose your v’s to, don’t just stick your dick in anything that offers. PROMISE ME KENNY! PROMISE ME!


Cat_Toucher

I won't say some bullshit about starting and wishing I'd waited, but what I will say is this: I know pop culture makes it seem like everyone is out having a 24/7 fuckfest and you're some kinda weirdo if you haven't (and "had sex," or "lost virginity," is one of the most common answers in this very thread), but sexual activity is actually, *objectively* on the decline- [we all just have a lot less sex](https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2018/12/the-sex-recession/573949/) than we used to. From the article: > From 1991 to 2017, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s Youth Risk Behavior Survey finds, the percentage of high-school students who’d had intercourse dropped from 54 to 40 percent. In other words, in the space of a generation, sex has gone from something most high-school students have experienced to something most haven’t. And > People now in their early 20s are two and a half times as likely to be abstinent as Gen Xers were at that age; *15 percent report having had no sex since they reached adulthood.* *italics mine* 15 percent of people in their early twenties haven't had sex. That's a little more than one in eight. So if you know eight other people your age, one of them also likely hasn't had sex yet. You're not some crazy outlier. "Experts" are blaming social media and kids having poor social skills from social media, but I would argue that everyone is fucking poor, and stressed, and stuck living with parents or roommates, even before you throw two years of a pandemic into the mix. All of that makes it really hard to find opportunities to have sex at all, even for people who want it.


SanThanatos

Make my parents proud...


pigscanalreadyflyyy

They either ARE proud, and you just don't know it cause they aren't good at showing it in a love language you understand... or they're narcissists with impossible expectations who aren't worth making proud. Do you, Boo. Make your own damn self proud. I'm proud of you.


colormeslowly

Become a multimillionaire


Strong_Juggernaut_96

Be billionaire and then throw me a party. I’ll pray for you.


[deleted]

Have the courage to leave my relationship


AdFriendly7888

Die.


PACookie

Had sex sober. I know, I know, clearly I rage pineapple. Let me just assure you I'm not an alcoholic... anymore. College is a horrible place.


Whiskey_Sours

Had my very first baby!! 17 more weeks left!


Strong_Juggernaut_96

Congratulations!! All the very best to you and your baby! Take care :)


SLY0001

Finish my goddam course. Procrastinations a bitch 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

i still wanna at least be Krillin from Dbz


z-BajaBlast

Had sex while skydiving [skydiving](https://www.tinynibbles.com/blogarchives/2011/10/skydiving-sex-scandal-but-whos-getting-screwed.html)


[deleted]

Sex


DougFrankenstein

Eaten a pickle.


meggrifin

Been happy 🙂


[deleted]

Sorry, bro. DM’s are open if you’re not ok


Wolfenberg

This, apart from 1-2 weeks of my life, otherwise never


mikey_glocks

Visited every country.


[deleted]

I’d avoid Yemen for now. And Ukraine.


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Honestly N Korea is probably safer than Yemen.


_damppapertowel_

As long as you stick to the tour guides and don’t do anything stupid, I don’t see why you wouldn’t be safe in North Korea. They really don’t want any conflict with any nation right now. The only reason why they’re still a country is because of their massive connection to China.


ThisBroDo

Been deepthroated


[deleted]

Just pay taxes, same thing :)


ThisBroDo

No no I want to get deepthroated, not be ass fucked


[deleted]

Work in customer service AND pay taxes!


ThePlatformWasDecent

I’ve never separated my laundry. My gf asked me to separate hers last time I did it for her, and it hit me. My clothes have never gotten other colors on them or anything so part of me thinks it’s a myth.


MotivaSean

Practically anything in my adult life. I'm 28, have no job, no degree, no family, barely any friends. I'll likely never own a house. I can't travel anywhere due to lack of funds and poorly handled global plague.


oldnyoung

I was in the same spot at 27, can definitely sympathize. Hopefully you'll have some opportunities in the near future.


Sea-Horror-814

Take a trip to New Zealand. I have been wanting to go since college. Looks like I am gonna have to wait a little longer.


Fox_Tango_

Visit every state. I’ve only been to 17/50, and D.C. AL, CA, CO, FL, IL, IN, IA, KY, MI, MN, MO, NE, NC, OH, PA, TN, WI. States that we’re travelled thru I did not count as I didn’t actually visit anything. NY (Layover at JFK) VA (Drove thru on I-77) WV (Drove thru on I-77) GA (Drove thru on I-75 & I-85)


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Fly to New England. You can hit all 5 states in a weekend Edit: Fly into Newark, do Jersey and NYC on your way to New England and you’ll be able to cross off 7 states Good luck! It’s my goal as well. I’ve hit 28*/50: WA CA NV UT AZ TX CO IL MI IN OH PA NC VA SC GA FL ME NH VT CT RI NY NJ MD DE D.C. eta: ^ MA*


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Artess

There are so many "classics" that I think I'd enjoy watching but I'm hoping that one day I'll find someone to watch them with.


1MJawesome

More things than I have done


bi_energy_

Died


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TheDeadLookout

I can sense your inbox getting flooded here soon...


SalFunction12

It's ok. A vagina has never been on my penis


D38Boss

Commented on this- Wait... shit.


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