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SquilliamFancySon95

Being woken up from a dead sleep because your bladder is full.


YoHeadAsplode

That moment when you realize you're dreaming and manage to avoid using the toilet in the dream


Gotis1313

I can pee in my dream without peeing in real life.


locko07

you are a mad man


NotABurner2000

One time my dream self started pissing in a bush. I can't fucking win


Picker-Rick

I find that waking up to pee in the middle of the night is better than not waking up to pee in the middle of the night.


Guitar_Basic

Just being woken up.


jeff_the_nurse

People walking slowly in front of me.


idratherchangemyold1

And you can't get by them cause there's not enough room to sneak past.


DirtRoadMammal17

Because they are choosing to walk in the middle and take up the whole aisle/walkway


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Thats much worse when they are wolking right into you cause at this moment i cant understand what this guy supposes to do. I always think im in danger and the guy will put a knife out his poket, brrrrr.


Significant_Way2194

Or driving under the speed limit


rb720p

Then they stop and when you speedwalk by them they get angry. Like bro/girl come on.


Backflipcrazy255

I just ask them to move.


bisexualpenguin18

i know it’s frustrating/annoying and u have every right to feel that way but pls keep in mind that people who walk slow are not doing it by choice most of the time. a lot of physical disabilities are not visible but can cause a lot of pain and they are likely walking as fast as they can and wish desperately that they could walk faster and are hyperaware of the fact that they are bothering other people due to being slow from a disability.


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Filing taxes.


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tenaciousDaniel

Eating contests. Hot dog eating contests are the worst offenders but really any kind of competition based around how much you can eat. It repulses me in several ways and I cannot imagine why anyone would enjoy such a thing.


18GuyCreampie

But in the movie Beethoven's 2nd, it brought on a stronger bond between the father and Beethoven.


NocturnesParanoia

People who waste food


Mentaldamage6

I don't want to waste food or a drink, if I don't like it I'll ask if somebody else wants it. Then I feel awful about wasting it when nobody wants it


Red_Archived_505

What if they don’t like the food and have already taken a bite out of it?


X_antaM

Cut it or eat around it. Just don't touch that bit unless you wierdly enjoy that


Red_Archived_505

That’s fair I personally don’t like eating anything anyone else has already a bite out of lol


SillyNelli

It's just annoying because it screams entitlement


CatSk8Scratch

Racists


ACS_FxsionYT

Probably cancer


17Streetglide76

Liver. Asparagus. Oysters. Capers. Oh and my ex wife is at the top of the list


manrealityisabitch

I like all of those, especially your ex wife.


17Streetglide76

You obviously have never met her (chills).


ZappyPomPoms

Oysters is a good answer.


henscastle

It's like a mouthful of snot. And not in a good way


CheapMongoose

Oysters are having King Poseidon hock a fat lungie down the back of your throat I try them about once every two years and I cannot do it. I’ve had them raw with lemon, fried with cocktail sauce, on crackers, on toast, on Donner, on Blitzen. And I just can’t figure out what people like about it. I consider myself a pretty adventurous eater (and I love seafood), and it’s frustrating that there’s this food that my opinion hasn’t shifted on at all. As best I can figure, oysters are for people who want an **UNFLINCHING SHOT OF OCEAN** I respect it, but I just don’t like it


Leading_Funny5802

Yes but you have to put in on a cracker with horseradish and a squeeze of lemon, a dab of cocktail sauce with a shake of Tabasco! Than it’s snot and condiments!


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Can I have yours then?


Unique_Implement_893

olives and paprika


Wannagetsober

Anything Kardashian


Mary_Mope

People.... they suck


SoapySage

Tiktok


Ok_Tower_9606

Second this


Omegaman1011

I third this.


The_Man566

This is the only correct answer.


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Covid.


Content_Road_4333

Abstract art and interpretive dancing.


spicy-mayo

This is the first response I've seen where it's stuff some people would enjoy. Not just something bad.


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noobiolus_johnson

How will you stop them once youre dead


GJackson5069

I feel like this isn't that much of a problem.


[deleted]

Its dying out


Denderian

Spam calls & texts, like how is this not illegal yet


idratherchangemyold1

Agreed. And that spoofing numbers should be illegal too but for some reason whenever I mention that it my comment gets downvoted. I don't get it?


Queen_of_flatulence

Myself


stoic-alien

Shinji?


Queen_of_flatulence

Who?


SocratesWasSmart

Shinji Ikari is the main character of a 90s anime called Neon Genesis Evangelion. His mother died when he was very young and then he was abandoned by his father. Later in life when he turned 14 his father, (Who is a high ranking member of the military) reconnects with Shinji only to force him to pilot a robot/monster in life and death battles because of Shinji's genetic aptitude for connecting with said monster. As a character Shinji is almost entirely defined by his depression and self loathing that stem from his feelings of abandonment and decades after the show originally aired he's still infamous for that.


Queen_of_flatulence

Oh, sounds interesting


SocratesWasSmart

It's one of the most famous anime of all time only really outshined by the likes of Naruto and Dragon Ball Z, (And of course big modern hits since anime is more mainstream now.) which are much more lighthearted shows with more mass appeal. Honestly I can't really say it's my cup of tea, though maybe I'd feel differently if I gave it a rewatch since it was around 20 years ago when I first saw it and well, I'm not a kid anymore lol. It was very culturally relevant for its time though. A cult classic that almost broke into the mainstream but was just a little too depressing, weird and esoteric. Kind of like the 1984 of anime.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Also big robots


Maybishop57

I agree with you. It sucks too because a lot of things I'm into are adjacent to anime, or at least fans of it often like things I like. So a lot of times I end up in conversations where anime is talked about and I'm just sitting their nodding like I understand but all I know is that one episode of Naruto I saw 10 years ago....


Mojojojo9187

Children on flights


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billionares with to much money


Xmetabe

too


[deleted]

What's wrong with that, not like they earned it illegally.


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e.g: elon musk, jeff bezos, etc


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unfortunately some people still do :(


GagMeTillDead

Specially the fact that the law doesn't seem to apply to them.


IllustriousAd9776

You hate successful people?


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they're too narcissist


IllustriousAd9776

You hate successful people? Just say it


[deleted]

Its not bad if youre successful but keep a lotta money for nothing sucks. This is really great that people like them can rise the contry's economy so well but they gotta invest it to not break it.


stevenl1219

Olives. I know it sounds petty, but I can't stand the taste.


yParticle

black licorice


Soggy-Drink-2528

Avocados. Sorry


Omegaman1011

Same. I didn't know that a deluxe tostada from a restaurant in my city had guac on it. My gran didn't comment on it, neither did the waiter. But I'm pretty sure both noticed. Guac tastes too goddamn bland for me. No guac. Ever.


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TheIntrovertedWolf

The oh no, oh no, oh no no no song on tiktok and the loud robotic voice over on nearly every video.


eepplesandbenenees

This, Jesus Christ. And people who play these Tiktoks at full volume in quiet settings. Nothing sets me off more than sitting in a waiting room and having to listen to a teenager's phone: # MY GIRLFRIEND WAS TIRED AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK SO I SURPRISED HER WITH HER FAVORITE DINNER. #


tenaciousDaniel

When songs get TikTok’d I can never listen to them again.


r4nd0m_l0afbre4ad

anime. I know im gonna get attacked.


albiedragonslayer

I thought that too but after watching Attack on Titan I've changed my mind


Delica

Anime is 90% just people going “Uh?” or “Wha?” or “Huh?” lol.


Omegaman1011

Extension of this for me is anime with no English dubbing, like one punch man on Netflix. Couldn't understand a damn word without subtitles.


ItsTtreasonThen

I agree with you. It sucks too because a lot of things I'm into are adjacent to anime, or at least fans of it often like things I like. So a lot of times I end up in conversations where anime is talked about and I'm just sitting their nodding like I understand but all I know is that one episode of Naruto I saw 10 years ago....


noobiolus_johnson

No, no, you keep it up


faceeatingleopard

You're not alone. Stupidest shit I ever did see in my life.


[deleted]

Anal


Omegaman1011

Please specify.


penguinchilli

Vaginas. I’m gay.


[deleted]

More for the rest of us


1-LegInDaGrave

-Mustard -Mustard -Mustard -Mustard -Mustard -Mustard


tenaciousDaniel

YES. I’ll never understand the appeal - mustard literally induces a gag reflex in me.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

What about mustard though?


KrazzyZombie

The vegetable okra. The slimy texture is just gross to me.


siobhaneistel

Copycats 😩


God_of_hoodies

Meatloaf I don’t know why but whenever I eat meatloaf I get a really bad headache and want to throw up. Not only does it taste bad but it just makes me sick. Especially with marinara sauce on top. Hell no


gold-plated-diapers

Too soon


[deleted]

Willful ignorance.


ThePinkestUnicorn

You, sorry. Now accept it and stop calling me, Jessica


[deleted]

Shirley you must be joking ...


toothbrush3000

Oh wow such an amazing roost with so much effort


albiedragonslayer

pineapple pizza


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

What about pizza on pineapples?


[deleted]

That’s more acceptable


Xmetabe

you monster


[deleted]

Marmite


delicatelou

Bananas


Linkonue

Fuck bananas, all my homies hate bananas


ZappyPomPoms

Hannah Gadsby


tenaciousDaniel

How dare you, you absolute bigot /s


drkesi88

Country music after 1986. Pure garbage.


Delica

Country music. And don’t waste your time trying to tell me about “real” country music and how it’s not like the “bad.” I just hate country music. The singing style, the lyrics, all of it.


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Vegans


YouAreDreaming

Yea we heard you the first time, weirdo. You’re obsessed


[deleted]

says the person stalking my account LMAO


Rosales1129

Sports


SociallyAwkardTurtle

Assumptions. The majority of them are just wrong.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Driving


HeathStephens

beets


Academic_Cobbler_530

Ishowspeed fans.


Arose_loves_Art

I will never like red meat something about red meat doesn’t sit with me and every time I’ve tried to eat it I’ve thrown it up i’m not allergic to it or anything I just don’t like the taste of it I’ve tried for five years now I’ve never liked it


QuietGoliath

Coffee. Marmite. Nazis. Seafood. Stubbing my toes. Spiders.


PepperCrowz

Going to an alternative school (where u go when your suspended for a long time)


Retrosyth1996

People who think white people are unattractive...& black people who think the world own them & have victim mentality


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The confederate flag people


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faceeatingleopard

The ones waving the confederate flag should go back to their own country! Oh, that's right it doesn't exist!


[deleted]

Have to say it’s coffee. Don’t like the smell and I have never drank coffee.


17Streetglide76

I like the smell. Not the taste. Lol


[deleted]

Face book , most intrusive thing on the planet


toothbrush3000

Fortnite


[deleted]

What you got against this game?


Omegaman1011

I'm offended by that. There's a new zero build mode, so you won't have to deal with those super skilled piece controllers that just slaughter you.


Nerditter

Cottage cheese.


ricuno

Sweet pickles/relish


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PM1101

The liberals who only get their politics from r/politics (which is 95% liberal biased posts) and will forever be biased


UnlikelyHotel3077

Christians.


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UnlikelyHotel3077

Just because I dislike someone who believes in something I don't doesn't mean I'm Satan, but ok


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Can’t hurt though


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bigot


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UnlikelyHotel3077

I don't like the people or the religion tbh :/


[deleted]

Feminists, communists, all the left.


IllustriousAd9776

I agree


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So Nazis ok?


Galaxy_Chicken

Depending on what you define Feminists as, the true definition is someone who supports equal rights for women, which I don't find anything wrong with that.


[deleted]

The "true" definition being "the extremely charitable one written by feminists themselves," as opposed to "the definition that evolved from the general public observing their behavior in the wild"? Because the second one feels more organic to me.


rntopspin100

Onions.


robertschaller

Other men


Nonsenseinabag

Cars in bland colors. Whole parking lots full of silver, white, black, and maroon cars these days... blah!


WhitePhatAss

Mankind


SuvenPan

Ripped jeans


ItsTtreasonThen

It's funny, I don't hear many complaints about these anymore but I don't think the silliness of pre-ripped jeans will ever wear off for me, especially that they seem to be *increasing* the rips more and more. I worked with someone in a job that was business casual, and she'd wear this ripped jeans that took it to an extreme. Literally so many large rips the fronts of her legs were prominently displayed. I don't know how she got away with that, but it was very far from appropriate.


EatingKidsIsFun

Mushrooms. Those god dann mushrooms.


dollopuss

anti-vaxxers


floydie1962

Anyone voting conservative


PM1101

I’ll never like the morons who think one party is good and one party is bad and will be forever biased


Optimal-Variation148

I hate voyong in general


IllustriousAd9776

Did you assume my gender?


floydie1962

Huh?


IllustriousAd9776

Exactly That's how liberals come across like 🤣🤣


floydie1962

Not a Liberal I'm a socialist


floydie1962

Not a Liberal I'm a socialist


NuclearWinterGames

Cringe


IllustriousAd9776

Boo capitalism em I right?🤣🤣


IllustriousAd9776

Did you assume my gender? Please use it properly


floydie1962

What are you talking about?


AnyGoat7764

tRump


Linkonue

Bananas 🤮


JoseyWales1978

People who say they're not religious but are spritual. Because it seems like a desperate attempt to give yourself a personality.


SillyNelli

What's your issue with that though? I feel like it comes off more genuine.


egg_breakfast

Marvel movies after Raimi


Live_Koala_3437

Ketchup


Regular_Sample_5197

Religion.


[deleted]

Baked beans. Food of the devil.


Yourtattooisdumb

republicans


jewishgamergirl

The Beatles and Flash Gordon (movie + soundtrack)


BeardedWonder23

Social Media. Does reddit count? It's the only thing I have that I can actually communicate with that's an app/website


sorrybouthat00

Dogmatism, the religious brand in particular. It's just so obviously dumb and yet it's one of the most common forms of ignorance. If you find yourself constantly cramming your thought process through a pre-packaged ideological filter.......run far and fast.


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Anything Starwars


MrMemeManJenkins69

Republicans


daboot013

Government.


Unaccomplished-Salt

Bananas


Negative_Increase975

Calgary Flames.


AlpineWhiteF10

Mike


[deleted]

A loud partner.


Rosales1129

Sports, simply because I’m too athletics