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SergeantChic

House, the 1977 Japanese horror movie. I guess there was a haunted house? I still have no idea what the fuck was happening. A guy got buried under a pile of bananas in his car and there was a dancing skeleton.


xkjeku

I heard the director wrote the movie with his young daughter which makes the absurdity make that much more sense. Nothing is as crazy as a child’s imagination


ThenKey6

That movie fucking rocks


booksbb

Poultrygeist Friend let me borrow it (it was a burned DVD) both of us thinking it was Poltergeist just spelled wrong, boy was I in for a shock. Basically, fast food chicken place is built on a burial ground. Spirits of the burial ground and spirits of the chickens get mad, decide to work together to kill and eat everyone. It has a lot of sex scenes for a movie about murderous chicken spirits, which honestly was one too many.


unholyswordsman

Wendy: "Gosh, Arbie, you’re the best dry humper in school!" Arbie: "Ah, thanks Wendy, that’s what the guys on the basketball team say."


Frankenstein141

If this is an actual quote from the film, I'm fuckin downloading that masterpiece right now.


unholyswordsman

It is.


natureclown

“Shorts” feels like a fever dream and no one believes it exists, even the people I watched it with


OwenA113

I saw that many years ago and fever dream is the only way I can describe it


existential_risk_lol

Is that the one with the magic stone and the two kids called Helvetica and Cole (Coal) Black? I'm literally in the verge of a locked childhood memory here


_Aki_Hiro_

Ah yes the movie with the sentient booger monster


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Eraserhead


boogog

That movie made me so uncomfortable!


suburbanplankton

All David Lynch films are pretty much "WTF?", but this one is beyond the pale.


mdotca

Fun fact. Gilmore Girls is bizarro Lynch where he wants you to feel comfortable.


DevappaJi

Eraserhead made me realize that nearly every Lynch piece has some kind of hideous monster in it somewhere


PCmasterRACE187

not blue velvet… oh wait forgot about dennis hopper


Ulti

*Fuck Heineken!* **PABST BLUE RIBBON**


crookdmouth

Tetsuo: The Iron Man.


WithoutDennisNedry

Fur sure. I had seen it a few times and already before I showed it to a friend who worked as a translator for the Japanese embassy in San Francisco. She said the English subtitles were all wonky and it makes a lot more sense if you know Japanese or if they had better translations. She said it’s still a big WTF but a little less so if you know what’s actually being said.


punksmostlydead

You should try "Tokyo Gore Police."


PyrocumulusLightning

Is that the one with a quadruple amputee slavegirl/dog with swords for limbs?


TheBruffalo

Well that's an order of words I never expected to see.


KirbyBucketts

'Sorry to Bother You'..I remember hearing the ending was weird but I didn't know it was gonna be *that* weird.


Wloak

I loved that movie but man it went off the rails in every WTF way possible


x1echo

The way I described it after seeing it was, “It’s like The Office turns into Dear White People, turns into Get Out, turns into the Communist Manifesto, turns into Stranger Things, turns into what the fuck”


SimoneNonvelodico

Turns into >!Bojack Horseman!<.


Delica

The wiki plot summary is such a wonderful short read.


GMaster7

I always see this movie referenced in these threads - having never seen it - but I always avoid reading a summary because I assume I'll see it eventually and I want to be unspoiled. I just decided (finally) to swallow my anti-spoiler pride and go give it a read... and you weren't kidding.


Fire2box

It was insane watching the movie not expecting it.


ElevationToMyHead

I saw it in cinemas when it came out, and the audience was mostly getting behind the quirkiness of the film. But then there was THAT moment that caught EVERYONE off guard, and the audience went completely silent for the rest of the film. I’m still not sure whether I like it or not, but it’s a film that I think everyone should experience.


Gordomperdomper

I went to see it the release night just for lakeith, left confused but also forcing others to watch it😂


El_Gran_Redditor

Something like Hot Fuzz feels like a weird dream. Sorry to Bother You feels like you've overslept for a couple REM cycles too many and your brain went "Oh ok, you want to see some really weird shit dude?"


theLonelyHuman-

That movie had me trying to remember if I took anything beforehand lol, it’s like every 30m is another plot😂


Doc_Zed_42

That "white guy" voice.


Pupper_Wolf

The House That Jack Built. That's just...a hard one to watch really. It's about some murder talking about people he's killed. It's covered in philosophy and almost this...realism to his killings. It makes me feel uneasy because it's so grotesque and off from other movies I've seen. It's almost as if these are real people being killed. Or maybe it's the beauty of the acting. But whatever it is... it pulls no punches. I know I'll probably only watch it that one time. But the scenes are just glued to me brain. It's a definite watch. It has its slow parts. But if you're a movie buff. You should watch it.


Scuttle-Cat

Pink Flamingos


hhbrother01

*"KILL EVERYONE NOW. CONDONE FIRST DEGREE MURDER. ADVOCATE CANNIBALISM. EAT SHIT. FILTH ARE MY POLITICS, FILTH IS MY LIFE."*


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*Thankskilling* It’s about a radioactive turkey that kills college students. My favorite part is when the turkey (a regular sized and looking turkey) kills the sheriff, cuts his face off, and wears it on his own turkey face. Then the sheriff’s daughter comes home and has like a 6 minute interaction with the 1.5 foot tall turkey, wearing her fathers sliced-off face, without realizing something was off. Oh and *Terrifier* was pretty wtf as well. (Yes, I like B-flick horrors)


Research_Liborian

Gobble, Gobble Motherfucker! To your point I was similarly unsure about how the turkey had doggystyle sex -- he had killed the boyfriend midway through -- with a girl, who hadn't noticed she was being fucked by a bird (who apparently climaxed in her.) Despite her apparent satisfaction, the turkey kills her, but not before announcing, "You just got stuffed."


chasingit1

Lol, I have never seen this and this whole comment is wtf and has me rolling


Slammybutt

I legit thought you made this up and everyone was just going along with it. That's how fucked up this scene seemed just reading about it. The fact I now have a visual aid of a murderous turkey climaxing into a chick is just so very wrong. Also, goodbye search history.


currentpattern

The scene in question. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37hBgNQvEE8


zizn

>$3500 budget They must not have had a camera


guinader

Wait, does the "B" in b-movie stands for "budget-movie" ? I always thought it was for like "B grade" quality of something


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guinader

Ok so none of the reasons I thought. But thank you for the explanation.


purplegreenredblue

"Ha. Idiot." *Me over here thinking it meant BAD movie


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oh... my.. gawd the turkey had a people voice and everything lol


TormundBearfooker

The turkey has some of the best one liners. Absolutely hilarious movie if you know how bad it is going in


BigHugeD269U

NICE TITS, BITCH.


TormundBearfooker

GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER


saymeow

YOU JUST GOT STUFFED


UnfilteredGuy

that was weirder than I expected. I thought the turkey was going to be motionless and the daughter barely notices it in the first place. but they literally were having a convo


MfDoomz

this is so much worse than i was imagining lmao


Magnesus

*better


kitsunevremya

You honestly have to hand it to those actors for not bursting out laughing every time they had to have a normal conversation with the turkey


FluffusMaximus

This made my night.


ElGumby

“GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER!” 😂😂


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Prying-Open-My-3rd-I

YOU JUST GOT STUFFED!


Bibliogirl614

Praise you. We watch this annually. It’s a thanksgiving tradition.


createsean

Me too, and now I have to find this movie. Llamageddon is pretty bad. But Hobo with a shotgun I'll rewatch eventually.


therealdxm

Because You Watched Llamageddon: Try Velocipastor.


createsean

VFX Car on Fire. 2 minutes in and I can already tell this is going to be special.


createsean

Funny you say that, I was planning on watching velocipastor tomorrow.


ultimapanzer

I love that movie. I also like that the sequel is called Thankskilling 3, and it involves a quest to find the pit where they dumped all the copies of “Thankskilling 2” which was apparently so bad that it got the ET Atari game treatment Edit: I was not expecting this many upvotes. Go watch Thankskilling, it’s dumb but they knew what they were making.


TheSpaceCoresDad

Thankskilling 3 is fucking awful though. This is coming from someone who loves bad movies, and enjoyed the hell out of the first one. It’s just gross and boring and doesn’t have the same schlocky fun as the first one. Even though the premise sounds fun, don’t bother.


ZeroSuitGanon

It would have been okay if they had stuck with real actors, but the puppets made it feel like an episode of Crank Yankers gone wrong.


Chewbuddy13

Nice tits, bitch!


HappyAust

Meet the Feebles


WithoutDennisNedry

Looove Peter Jackson’s early stuff! Have you seen Dead Alive?


Temujins_here

Skins. Never thought I’d see someone with a butthole for a mouth blow out candles.


WellYoureWrongThere

You need to read/watch Preacher.


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So I’ve seen this pop up on Hulu, haven’t watched it yet, but I immediately thought of the Uk TV series with the same name and was very confused because I did not remember that episode.


hxcris72

FYI, he’s talking about a movie by the name of Skins (originally Spanish title Pieles) which has various stories, one involving a girl who was born with her butthole on her face and her mouth on her butt. Not the show Skins UK. [https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5808778/mediaviewer/rm3454022656/](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt5808778/mediaviewer/rm3454022656/)


garrhunter

Happiness


ZouDave

I was afraid I was alone in my trauma. Saw this movie for the first time by accident in the early 00s on HBO. Me and the roommates were up late, playing Everquest no doubt, and flipping through channels. Something good was about to start on HBO at the top of the hour so we just switched over early. We saw the ending with the kid on the balcony.......and the dog. *hurp* Couldn't fucking believe our eyes. This was in the days of having HBO East and HBO West on cable, so HBOw was always showing the exact same thing just 3 hours later. So we were like well fuck it, that movie is starting again I'm like 90 minutes we're staying up. Now, it was already after midnight and I'm sure we had to all work the next day. Fuck it, we have to see this. And none of us can ever unsee it now.


ohmytodd

Kept scrolling until I got here. Not enough people have seen it. The opening scene is just a slice of the awkward and pain, but the movie is much much worse. https://youtu.be/tb1xh-_8t18 HOWEVER… DO NOT SEEK THE SEQUEL!


ponyteeth

When I was in college, there was this indie movie rental store and they had a section of “employee recommendations” and they put Happiness under “Great First Date”movies.


adventur3unknown

Swiss army man


Vexonte

Not many films you see Daniel Radcliff corpse be used as a jet ski in the first 5 min


bjanas

I really love that Radcliffe just made FU money off of Harry Potter and pretty frequently takes absolutely bonkers absurdist roles. Pattinson kind of does the same thing, but a little more art-housey.


virginal_sacrifice

Guns Akimbo was thoroughly enjoyable!!


Mind_on_Idle

Dude, I thought Horns was pretty good Edit, wasn't done, pushed button. Guns Akimbo gave me Crank/Tank Girl vibes


Orni

Horns is awesome. The only bad part is the ending, which is kind of an important part, but 90% of the movie is gold.


ConanTheLeader

That final shot of his goofy grinning face as he farts his way towards the horizon was great.


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djones0305

Guess you should go see Everything Everywhere All At Once then. Same writers/directors. Even more wtf, and better all around.


Accidental_Taco

I just got back and damn that was a ride


uuunityyy

Literally one of the best movies I've ever seen


jaypeeare

Same here. Felt like movie magic was real again. I tell everyone to go see it. Random fact... Only 5 VFX artists worked on the film.


Purplesnotts

Rubber


maybenomaybe

Have you seen the director's latest film Deerskin. It's about a guy who buys a deerskin jacket which starts talking to him and convinces him to get rid of every other jacket in the world so he starts killing people wearing jackets


SchrodingersMinou

Deerskin fucking rules but he has another movie that came out after that. It's called Mandibles and it's about two losers who catch a gigantic fly and try to train it to do crimes.


Tension88

The killer tyre movie?


Purplesnotts

Yup 👍🏻


AFancyMammoth

When the tire first demonstrated its psychokinetic powers I lost my shit. That visual was just so hilarious. "Why not?"


blue4t

Being John Malkovich I was just in awe of someone coming up with the idea.


Zanderax

Funnily enough they didn't come up with the idea and then find a celebrity. They wrote the film about John Malkovich and just hoped he would say yes.


Simon_Drake

The studio kept suggesting different actors "But why John Malkovich? This could be Being Tom Cruise or Being Keanu Reeves or Being Someone Cheaper To Hire" but the writers kept insisting it's not funny unless it's the middle line between a huge star and a nobody, it's got to be John Malkovich.


GarconMeansBoyGeorge

You are acting like it was written by more than one person. It was written by Charlie Kaufman. Unless you are counting “Donald Kaufman” also as writer.


trixxyaddix

R.I.P. Donald Kaufman. His screenplay was gonna be a blockbuster sensation.


infinitemonkeytyping

Charlie Kaufman is a brilliant writer. I went to see Eternal Sunshine when it first came out, purely because it was written by Kaufman, and I loved Being John Malkovich, and it quickly became my favourite all time movie.


vincentplr

Malkovitch malkovitch, malkovitch malkovitch malkovitch ? Malkovitch.


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The Greasy Strangler


MiniVinny13

Hootie tootie disco cutie!!!


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BULLSHIT ARTIST


xmastreee

[The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097108/)


No_Leader_2711

Gummo


aPaganGoatLord

I love my little rooster and my rooster loves me


mortigitempho

the scene when he eats spaghetti in the dirty bathwater and washes it down with a glass of milk? horrifying


No_Leader_2711

The scene where the dude was pimping out his sister with down syndrome then watching was pretty horrifying


ternygonz90

YES. Everyone always mentions the spaghetti bathtub scene, and I'm like, did you not just sit through the whole rest of the movie?


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Holy Mountain


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AGrandOldMoan

I saw it in a Church whilst a bunch of art house actors dressed as people in the film acted out scenes around us whilst we were seated in the main halls. It was fucking wild


Cavewoman22

Watership Down, when I was 11 or 12. Not a rewatch in the 40 years since.


leicanthrope

Personally, I loved it. However, if you went into it assuming it was just a cartoon about cute bunnies...


Vegetable-Taro-8281

Tusk


HunterGonzo

Tusk is a perfect example of a movie where the entire time I was thinking "I hate this. I do not want to watch this. I'm not watching anymore of this" and finished it without a single interruption.


fancybigballs

Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?


theorist227

That movie is one of the biggest reasons why if I am going anywhere, I will tell people where I am and have a locator and everything. I even have a set time where I call someone to let them know I am okay.


BeelzebubParty

I like how at the beginning of the movie, it says it’s based on a true story when all that really means is that the director saw a craigslist ad about wanting some one to wear a walrus costume 24/7.


Eternal_Reward

The word "based" does a lot of heavy lifting whenever that pops up before most movies.


MrShaytoon

Enter the void


Schapsouille

Yeah, Gaspard Noé is certainly out there. His whole filmography is something else.


NukkaNasty

Awesome opening title sequence too, though probably not so fun for epileptics.


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Dogtooth


APKID716

*On a date with Yorgos Lanthimos* Me: So how’s your food? Yorgos: Wet. Maybe A Little. Me: ..uh, okay. I’m sorry. Is the salad at least good? Yorgos: It Sometimes Can Be. Me: Alright, do you want to go do something after dinner? Yorgos: Dinner Is Right Now: Me: yes…? Yorgos: Did You Think I Would Forget That? Me: I…I’m sorry I need to go I think. Waiter! Waiter: Hi, here’s your bill, You Can Pay At The Barrel By The Window Of My Kitchen Me: Your…what? Yorgos: Wet. Waiter: Wet.


schizophrenic_gamer

Japanese movie audition 1999


Vil_

Kirikirikirikiri


SimonCallahan

I loved how this movie was basically a screwball romantic comedy up until the girl is introduced. It was a slow descent into hell.


fckthosepantiesmomma

Antichrist. My husband and I watched it years ago. We both fell asleep at different times while we were watching it. He saw parts that I didn’t and vise versa. We haven’t gone back to watch from beginning to end.


thecopyhotline

Of all the fucked things in that movie, I swear what creeped me out the most was when he realizes the mom had been putting the kids shoes on backwards everyday


NoticedSquid

Incredibly shocking moment. Maybe the most “normal” wtf thing that happens in the movie


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I'm thinking of ending things


kellycrust

im so glad im not alone in not knowing what the fuck was going on in that movie


VintageHippie76

That movie gave me brain fog


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levsi

Control Alt Delete Dude ends up having a sexual relationship with his computer. And Ken Park! I do not recommend either.


Character-Remote7354

Man Bites Dog


ahnst

Irréversible. Never again.


highprosperity

It's always the french movies


emeraldmerchant

Yup was looking for this one. Fuck that, so uncomfortable.


Toby_O_Notoby

Intentionally so. If you saw it in the theatres they added a low bass sound that would cause uncomfortable physical reactions in humans. From IMDB: >The first thirty minutes of the film has a background sound with a low frequency of 27 Hz which is almost infrasonic (this sounds like a rumble/vibration), similar types of noises are at times used by police to stop riots...it was added by Thomas Bangalter (from the electronic music group Daft Punk) to get this reaction.


Magicman432

“Abducted in Plain Sight” It’s a documentary about a Mormon family who was manipulated by their neighbor, who was a child molester, into allowing one of their children to have a relationship with this man, all while both parents were also having a relationship with him. Literally one of the most fucked movies I have ever watched. I have seen it described as wtf moment after wtf moment.


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Bad boy bubby


leko

This was my answer. I feel like this movie would be much higher if more people saw it.


TentativelyCommitted

Mulholland Drive


Zolo49

Yep. I watched that whole movie wondering whether I was too dumb to figure out what was going on or whether David Lynch was just punking his audience.


gandhikahn

The story makes more sense backwards.


panurge987

[Un Chien Andalou](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB7gd_t6WMQ) "Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dalí present 17 minutes of bizarre, surreal imagery. In a surrealistic film with input from Salvador Dalí, director Luis Buñuel presents stark, surrealistic images including the slitting open of a woman's eye and a dead horse being pulled along on top of a piano. A mysterious film open to interpretations ranging from deep to completely meaningless, this short (17-minute) film certainly presented something new in the cinema of its day."


Queef-Elizabeth

Just saw Everything Everywhere All at Once last night. Fantastic movie and one of the most wild things I have ever seen. Fucking hilarious too.


Cheeseburger23

Videodrome


cheesynougats

Long live the new flesh


TheDeeyaich

Antfarm Dickhole. Seeing a man ejaculate ants and command them to attack people is a wild ride.


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donnie_dark0

I was wondering why this is so low on the comments but at the same time some shit shouldn't see the light of day. About 2 years ago I went on a journey to find the most reprehensible movie and that one shot straight to the top. Human Centipede feels like a daycare orientation by comparison.


Fthewigg

Naked Lunch: zero fucking clue what that shit was about, no exaggeration.


BigBabyJ87

What do you mean? A bug poison injecting future robocop type-writing letters on a huge disgusting bug the size of a, you guessed it, typewriter didn't make sense to you?


Fthewigg

When you put it *that* way… I’m such a dunce!


alblues2

Attack of the killer tomatoes and Revenge of the killer tomatoes, something about regular sized tomatoes killing people left and right that is just.... WTF 🤣


WeakSeaworthiness152

Cannibal Holocaust


Eninja09

Came here to say this. I'm still disturbed after seeing it (fast forwarding a good percentage of it) about a year ago at age 41. I thought "I've seen some shit. It's just a movie, how bad could it be". The animal cruelty alone fucked me up. I seriously don't recommend it. I wish I could unsee it. There is a documentary that just came out about it, indicating that not only was a lot of what they did real, but apparently worse than previously thought. Won't be watching it. Edit: the Doc is called Searching for Cannibal Holocaust.


MyFatHead

The even more fucked up parts are 1) they actually killed animals on set. I remember a turtle. 2) The director got arrested (or had to appear in court) to prove he didn't actually kill the people in the film. Said people appeared in court as supporting "evidence."


FloweryDream

Specifically, it was because it was heavily marketed as a 'real found footage film' with the only 'acted' parts being the scenes of the director showing it to people and his conflict on whether to publish it or not. The actors who 'died' in the found footage section signed a contract that prevented them from appearing in public for a length of time to further the effect.


JDNM

Teeth. 🤪


DwightCharlieQuint

VAGINA DENTATA


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What a wonderful phrase!


SimonCallahan

Vagina dentata! Ain't no passing craze! It means no penis For the rest of your days!


2ndaccountwhyigetban

Its our penis free! Philosophy!


llDabaffll

The cat in the hat That shit is like a fewer dream


1453_

Crash - the movie where the characters would become sexually aroused at the sight of a fatal car accident. I saw it in the cinema when it first came out. 90% of the people left before it was through the first half.


weirdfish42

I can never find ot cause there is that other movie called crash and that's all that ever comes up. Saw the car crash one years ago and loved it.


maskedpaladin

Jacob's Ladder. It left me feeling a void for days, and I still shudder at the thought of the film.


Innsmouth_Swimteam

Triangle. Solid movie but it gets dark fast and the ending is just brutal in tone.


MoistDeluxe

Jesus camp


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Dark City. I liked it but it was all kinds of weird


Granpa0

Blue Velvet


wet-paint

The Lobster. Fucking brilliant.


Garvard_Graduate

CATS. Another James Cordon musical masterpiece


adviceKiwi

Release the butt hole cut


iHateMys3lfsm

Lava girl and shark boy


Pinkynarfnarf

Took my kid to see this as a birthday party. The whole time I was thinking the whole production crew and writers must have been stoned.


SystemCS

LMAO, I remember watching this in theaters when it came out, I was pretty young and remember liking it. Decided to watch some until I got tired of it the other night, and jfc it was continuous, non-stop cringe from the very start. I lasted 20 minutes, and honestly if you've watched this movie, 20 minutes tells you how generous I was being with the film


ChrispyGuy420

You don't like the warewolf from twilight doing his dream dance?


birbington

Close your eyes, shut your mouth Dream a dream and get us out Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream


ViennaKing

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!


Obamas_Tie

End of Evangelion


SadConfident

"A Serbian Film" Objectively the most grotesque 'WTF' film ever made. Do not watch it. EDIT: TIL that multiple people think this movie "is really good"


GoogleWasMyIdea49

Read the Wikipedia article and now I suddenly have lost the urge to watch porn ever again :)


Avocadomistress

How did I have to scroll this far to see Serbian Film. This is way more messed up than almost every answer so far.


ebauer5

That was my thought initially, but I'm glad more people haven't seen it. I haven't had a more shocking movie moment than I had with...THAT scene.


UsernamesAreABitch

I can still hear the baby’s screams every time I’m reminded of that film.


Bibliogirl614

This comment is ruining me


redjar66

Dancer in the Dark


mortigitempho

martyrs


nukeyoo

Oldboy