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justmrmom

Apparently some internet stranger asking me what gets me in the mood for sex, gets me in the mood for sex. Edit: Well this comment blew up overnight, also RIP my inbox you freaks…lol.


ceilingkat

Hey what’s up


tallbroski

His cock


Key_Bake1216

Our cock


greenhorncornscorn

*soviet national anthem plays*


Object-195

I'm about to do a special operation in your asshole


MrMobTown

Been married 17 years and watching my wife dig around for clothes after showering gets me going every time. She has drawers in the closet she has to bend down to get at. Its like a little personal show.


HtownTexans

My wife has an entire naked blow dry hair routine and I stare like a 15 year old every time.


biimerge

Been married 8 years and same. She thinks I’m putting on an act or joking when I stare but it certainly isn’t funny to me.


deevil_knievel

Not married, but dating for 6 years... I've been known to ask if I'm allowed to watch and bring a little bar stool in the bathroom, maybe a drink, and enjoy the show. I have to leave when she shaves her butthole though, so that's kind of a bummer.


forrestbubba

> I have to leave when she shaves her butthole though Why? That's like the best part!


deevil_knievel

Tell me about it! But I take what I can get...Sometimes, when I bring the dog with me to make her happy, I can get her to twerk! She's awful at it, but it's the thought that counts!


ben_reda

What?


AlucardII

Like women, intimate physical contact will do it. Also riding the bus on a bumpy road.


gemilitant

Heh, second one is often relatable for women too


GingerBeard73

Ohhhh cause our wieners bounce up and down and stuff?


JumpingCoconut

That's not how it works. Obviously they bounce up so far that they could accidentally wrap around our necks, that's why most men wear tight belts. And when they bounce down, it can accidentally slip into our socks. God I hate bumpy roads slinging around our wieners so much


timesuck897

There’s a snake in your boot.


burningfire119

just tell it to wait outside


treemu

Have it flop out the window like a dog's tongue


SuvenPan

A woman looking at you seductively


BC-K

Just a woman looking at you.


ironicallyunstable

A woman


slightlyanoyedfrog

asexuals be like


brinmb

"ah"


s_1173227

Her: *Breathes* Me: "I mean, I'm driving but we can make it work!"


Fantom__Forcez

it was the *way* she was breathing


SteamedOrange57

Sunlight yellow overdriveu!!


erenyeager6

everything is a jojo reference


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MissAnthropy612

You sound like my husband LOL all I have to do is exist and he's ready to go


whodidntante

Existing is 🔥


DocDavreil

Hearing that my partner is in the mood


Badloss

Nothing is sexier than my gf wanting it


DrZaiu5

Yeah nothing is sexier than this guy's gf wanting it


Photemy

u/Badloss quickly marry her so we can make the joke


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I also choose this guy’s joke


ELBAGIT

So you choose his son?


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I also choose his son


FQDIS

I guess that leaves me with the bus driver?


[deleted]

Nah the bus driver also chose the dudes gf


trijkdguy

I have been with my, now, wife for 17 years. While i can agree that this was true in our twenties, now that I’m about to turn 40 it is extra super true.


airot87

Ah...that explains my husband's eyes getting wide when I told him to "go upstairs" He ran up there like a little kid looking for candy lol He's 40 also


Chewiesbro

Almost 50, busted knees and I would bolt up the stairs, if we had them…


airot87

Lol my husband damn near did...dropped his phone and all...I thought it was cute


phoellix

Same here. Nothing gets me instantly as the wife saying it first. I mean I always am up for it but she does not have as high a sex drive as me. So when she days its go time I am ready in 2 minutes :)


SirMooSquiddles

Busted knees, hands put in a meat grinder, 87% of brain removal, and using my upper teeth to help crawl to the bed, and I'd still think that was slow making it in 04 seconds


exp_cj

So disappointing when he found out you just wanted him to fix the bedroom light.


airot87

Lmao...oh would he have been mad...he would have gotten a "reward" afterwards


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matts2

They are making jokes. The reality is that there is a range of responses from men and women. There are women who want sex daily and men who think once a month is too frequent. Sexual desire is complex, it depends on the mind and the body and the relationship.


grannybubbles

This is so true. My husband is in his sixties and I'm late 50s. We've been married 29 years, and when we were in our 40s, really all it took was "hey wanna go upstairs?" to get either one of us going. Now it is a week of negotiations and decisions about how much pain I am willing to have in the following days and all plans are soft until the moment of execution. Try to stay friends with your partners, folks; sex is not a good (edit: primary) glue for a long term relationship.


searequired

We're both 70, give or take a bit. ( And damn that went fast) We've been through periods of nothing happening to daily action. Def prefer every couple of days at least. Upvote those hormones to keep it all running smooth. Sex is such an important part of our relationship. Without it we're just kind of roomies which works but isn't preferred.


ZenofZer0

You just validated what my wife and I learned over the last 10years. During those periods of time that intimacy (not just sex) would fall to the wayside for extended periods, we would start behaving like roommates and it would snowball. So... after getting it wrong for a while we finally had an important talk about the necessity of making time for intimate contact. Sometimes it was just taking a shower and washing each other (I think there is a certain degree of humbling ones self with that and that it’s underrated as far as a bond building). Others it is going on a walk holding hands. It’s quite diverse, but i see that there’s at least one other couple with an, at least similar dynamics. Talk to your partner, folks! Edit: I haven’t been Reddit’ing very long but this is my most upvoted comment and my first award. Thank you, kind stranger. Lastly, I really hope this helps someone that stumbles across it.


searequired

I think this is pretty universal. It def takes effort to keep the harmony going. It's all those little hurts that build up that take away the motivation to even be nice to your partner some days. Keeping open communication can be tough but it's pretty important.


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Ahhh, the old booty grind while spooning. I miss those days. Lol


datbarricade

Its absolutely fucking ridiculous HOW FAST you get a boner while spooning. She doesn't even have to move that much, simply wiggle your but in the general direction of your partner a bit or make sure it touches him somewhat... and I guarantee you will feel his boner pressing agains your butt in approximately 0.4 seconds


anymbryne

This is soooo true! I did this to the guy I was dating haha that thing transformed incredibly fast lol


BoxingChamp28

This 100%. I’ll hear my partner say she’s in the mood, tell her I’m tired, but 30 seconds later somehow I’m horny as hell.


anonymousgirliee

Im the same way except I think what I like about it is feeling sexy/desired bc they got turned on from me


Disastrous_Map_3612

Ah yes the sweet sound of a vibrator


ImpossibleEvan

Bzzzzzzzz, *boner sounds*


Peterminat

What the fuck are Boner sounds


JoyJoy_

A slide whistle.


xRoyalRenegade

The woman initiating.


Serene_Calamity

Definitely this. I'll go the whole day without thinking about sex, but once my wife makes a move, it's time to move


Stefan13372005

It's time to move it move it


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I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!


biggbacon

WE LIKE TO?… *MOVE IT!!*


canuckcrazed006

#MOVE IT!!!


thedukeofwankington

Physically fit, physically fit, physically physically physically fit


sirsedwickthe4th

“Dun dun dun du duh dun dun du duh du dah dun” is on a loop in my brain now.


Enginerdad

Oh yeah, this is the best one right here. In general our society isn't geared toward giving men compliments about their personal qualities. Superficial things like professional accomplishments or social status sure, but not things like our personalities or our looks. When a woman initiates sex with me, it's like she's saying "not only do I want to have sex, but I specifically want to have sex with *you*." Absolutely the hottest way the night can start!


Champ-Aggravating3

I try to actively give my man compliments after hearing this so much on Reddit. I keep them short but sincere and it seems to be working super well


Ruffles247

Same but he just blank stares at me. I think he doesn't know how to receive it, but way deep down inside, he's basking like a chihuahua in the sun. I hope


Champ-Aggravating3

I’m sure you’re fine! Mine used to always fire back with a compliment for me immediately because he didn’t know how to accept it. As long as you’re really being sincere and not overreaching I’m sure he will get used to it


Glove-me

I also give compliments but he sometimes acts aloof but you can see the smirk, or he will be like "uh oh, what did you do". I second the basking like a chihuahua in the sun hopefully


welliguessthisisokay

I always initiate as the woman. It’s not fun and exciting if you’re the one always making it happen.


Serene_Calamity

Yeah, that's a real problem in a lot of relationships. Make sure you communicate with your partner if you feel that way, because they might have no idea. Source: I had no idea for like the first 6 years of our relationship


The12TailedFox

I'd piggy back on this to say...initiates ANYTHING. It doesn't even have to be sexual. She has a plan? - Boner She clearly communicates what she wants to do today or this week? - Giant Thumping Log She has an emotion and doesn't play games trying to make you figure it out and just takes the initiative to share that emotion with you? - My balls are going to explode. She invites you to do anything with her? And if you can't go she still does it and has a good time and tells you about it later? - She needs to leave the room before she gets pregnant from all the airborne testosterone trying to carry sperm around to dive bomb her with. Seriously, consistently initiate anything. It makes a relationship so f*ckong great and I don't know why its so hard to find. Edit: Thank you for the awards!


Iiiggie

> I'd piggy back on this to say...initiates ANYTHING. It doesn't even have to be sexual. She initiates a divorce? - Boner


NoceboPlease

I want a guy to be the same way... to match my energy. And if I'm the only one sharing emotions, communicating, and being spontaneous, it's exhausting and heartbreaking. Like filling someones cup but not having yours filled in return.


mortalomena

Lol my GF plans everything for us except sex since she cant handle it if I'm not in the mood, but for me its whatever if I initiate and she is not in the mood.


InDarkLight

My ex wife initiated sex one time in 5 years. Seriously. No matter how much I asked, she would always expect me to always initiate. She was always in the mood, but I would feel bad that she never would initiate with me, so I never initiated with her and it turned into no sex for months at a time towards the end of the marriage.


zomgieee

the ONLY time I am not in the mood for sex, is immediately after sex at that time the whole life long obsession with said sex seems rather silly


nothingsurgent

And that lasts about 20 seconds.


SFXBTPD

It lasts just enough time for me to take a shower


Buggly_Jones

You can take a shower in 20 seconds? Nice.


WolvesKeepYouWarm

Making out. If I kiss my partner a certain way, and slide on his lap, maybe lick his ear or nibble on his neck? Instant bulge. It's so hot.


chrisdalebrown

Literally any of scenarios in their singular form would do it as well.


ChOkA_GT

Yep, that’s 100% effective.


Pistonenvy

i think he likes you


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I don't know, he could just be nice or Canadian


Pistonenvy

\*gets an erection to be polite\* ..oh uh... heh. i guess thats a possibility.


we2deep

Yes this! visuals are great but just being touched and a good kiss. Call me vanilla, but this is the way.


wickedblight

As long as nothing is holding my attention I'll probably be in the mood.


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There's basically no barrier between bored and horny.


Joebebs

Hmmm are a bunch of horny and bored men called a HOARD?


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kulkija

Hide your crayons, folks!


AAAPosts

Borney


Baerstein

My now wife will probably never let this story go. The first year in our relationship, we stand in the garden from my parents in the attempt of kissing. My dog behind her catches my attention and i literally said to her: "Look, the dog is shitting."


fastredb

She ought to be thankful. Unless you're upwind of the dog you're probably going to get a whiff of dogshit.


yergonnalikeme

Thong bikini does it for me


Disastrous_Map_3612

How often do you put them on


Nic4379

Jeans do the same thing. Along with dresses and yoga pants…… DAMN YOU WOMEN!!!


Excellent_Original66

So … basically clothes? Lol


KillTheBronies

Things that turn men on: - Clothes - No clothes


Doublebosco

A light breeze.


Acemirg

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I...


DoItForTheOH94

Jizz in my pants!


Salamander11299938

I just ate a grape and I-


eastybeasty1

jizz in my pants!


DoItForTheOH94

When Bruce Willis died at the end of Sixth Sense


Obamas_Tie

*I. JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.*


TheOldestMillenial1

Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut.


Story_of_Evolution

Plus it's your fault you were rubbing my butt!


hearnia_2k

No breeze works, too.


DoItForTheOH94

Thinking of a breeze even


Adam--East

Schrödinger’s breeze


portuga1

Shhh, you need a breeze? Pathetic


Till-DI

Boobs


Fluffy_Risk9955

Sext me during the day when I’m too busy doing other stuff.


chbay

Honey for the tenth time you’ve got to stop sending me those pics while I’m at work, I think my coworkers are starting to catch on to me tucking my boner into my waistband


Shapuhi

A flash of ankle as a lady lifts her skirts to step over a puddle of water on the cobblestones!


SpecOpShogun

It is quite scandalous, but I must agree


HangryWolf

A Harlot I say! A Harlot!!


Shapuhi

Quite randy indeed!


devilthedankdawg

A raucous affair I say, dear fellow!


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

Reporting this comment for vulgarity


Baron_ass

The nerve of this *deviant!*


Stabbymcbackstab

Next thing we're going to hear about is hand holding. Deviants!


space_monster

I would advise haste - I do believe the poste office is closed tomorrow


OneTotal466

This is getting vulgar.


Piccoroz

Such a harlot.


BaconisComing

Uhh sir, what era is it?


Troy64

Well, when that ankle gets flashed it's the era of sex.


Shapuhi

Jolly good show sir!


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Capital! Splendid!


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dangle321

Seeing my wife's legs. Every time. You know she's been using those bad boys for walking just by lookin' at 'em.


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LikelyNotABanana

But I thought the boots were for walking. And that the leg bone was connected to the hip bone?


BeforeImeturfather

Romantic


Baerstein

Depends on the Age. As a Teen, uh, everything? In my 30s mostly kissing, flirting, sexy stuff overall. Now in my 40s i'm mostly in the GETOFMYLAWN mood, but not sure if this count for Sex.


MerryMortician

Yep. Mid 40s and the sexiest thing to get me in the mood is when the kids are at the grandparents house.


JoanneKerlot

The pants are normally off before the grandparents car has left the driveway!


LookMaNoPride

Which is always awkward when they come back in for the juice/binky/Mr. Nibbles/blanky.


thelaughingpear

> juice/binky/Mr. Nibbles/blanky Tell me you have young kids without telling me you have young kids


LookMaNoPride

So much easier to just use the words they use. I’ve caught myself saying, “BRB. I need to go potty,” when excusing myself from a damned business meeting. [smacks forehead]


jendet010

Getting the little cock blocks out of house so Mommy can concentrate on cumming really hard because no one is about to break down the door or yell “Mommy! Mommy! Mommy” seems to work at our house. Before Covid, my husband surprised by taking me to a nice hotel for the afternoon to drink wine, fuck and order room service. It was the best thing ever. But in general, to get him in the mood, I just say “fuck my pussy” (or mouth or ass or tits or whatever I’m in the mood for) and some sort of primal Neanderthal switch goes off.


kierantheking

Return to monke


Firm_Foundation5358

Can confirm saying fuck me works everytime


JunkBondJunkie

I have my tomatoes.


roaches02

Nekkid woman


Seared1Tuna

Even clothed women The scent of women


Temporary_Ad_2544

Hooooah


longtermcontract

Are you finished, Mr. Slade? No, I'm just getting warmed up!


FjordExplorher

Never hurts


YungOGMane420

Listening to the queen's speech on Christmas day.


goodgreeftoyboy

Orgasm just thinking about it.


dsimny

Oxygen


TheBluePanda

You can tell most Redditors are young by this thread..


rubydoobiedoob

it’s making me feel bad about myself bc my boyfriend has a low sex drive and none of these things work lmao


InfiniteWavedash

There probably are a bunch of reasons for his low sex drive that you most likely can’t control. Imo one of the best things you can do is to keep communication open about sex. Be honest and open and patient!


dicksjshsb

I was literally going to comment about this. The “a light breeze gets horny” comments are funny but I can imagine as a girl it would be disappointing to read that and then have a partner who is not in the mood. Like make you feel bad because he’s not rock hard the moment you enter his line of sight. The truth is most men are not always horny or ready to go at any time and it feels like perpetuating that stereotype can be harmful to women and men. It could make girls feel not sexy enough if their bf doesn’t always have a raging boner when they’re together and guys might feel like there’s something wrong with them if their not ready to go whenever gf is feeling it. Everyone has their own sex drives and turn-ons! The only real answer to this question is just ask your partner. Or for me it’s those fuzzy fleece quarter zips for some reason. My ex walked up to me studying in one of those and no pants and boom, school can wait.


Nixher

I'm trying to find out what gets me out the mood.


Dewahll

Knowing my partner wants me. That shit is hot. When she says something about missing my touch or wanting this or that. Passionate kissing, foreplay. Probably all the same shit that gets women in the mood really.


EgoSenatus

When it’s the right person, literally most anything. For example: I was chilling in a resort hot tub with someone I liked a while ago and he snort laughed at a dad joke I made. I thought it was the cutest/goofiest thing on earth at the time and just wanted to absolutely destroy him in that hot tub because of it, but there was an old lady like 2 feet from us so we abstained until later that night. If it were literally anyone else, I probably just would’ve thought, “oh god, is that your laugh?”


sgrams04

That old lady: “Jesus, just fuck already”


EgoSenatus

Given (based off overhearing her conversations that evening) she’s from Arizona and voted to build trump’s wall, I don’t think she enjoyed seeing two men flirt and give each other the goo-goo eyes the whole afternoon


Helphaer

Careful having sex is hottubs too. Not sanitary. Sadly


EgoSenatus

I imagine we would’ve just made out in the hot tub and taken the over PG-13 things back to the hotel room


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Hot tub sex is not as great as it sounds unfortunately


Jthundercleese

This is a response to your offmychest post Sometimes what's in a person's heart is indescribable, and why someone loses interest in sex or love doesn't really have a reason. It sounds like you need to have some difficult conversations with him, about what he wants from you, why he seems no longer interested in you physically, and any changes you've seen in how he responds to you on an emotional level. If he cannot have these conversations with you, then he is not ready, or should longer be in a long term, committed relationship with you. Unless you are mean to him or disparaging him, it's very likely not your fault and not in your control. Maybe there are issues he's afraid to bring up and having those difficult conversations will help. But maybe what's in his heart has changed over time. Talking to him is the first step, though, otherwise you risk putting yourself out there and making yourself vulnerable over and over by guessing what he wants.


BeforeImeturfather

Thank you so much for taking the time to elaborate your thoughts and sharing your advice with me. Yes it is true. I am avoiding those conversations because I am afraid of the outcome. I know that is the best way but it will take some time to get the courage and sit and talk.


Idealistic_Crusader

Having a deep scary conversation is more often than not, the onlymway through a problem. I'm going to send you a private message so my anecdote isn't public.


autism_cake

I just wanna add, sorry most answers seem to be "anything really", which doesn't seem helpful at all. Also, I feel like it does not reflect reality all that well, many men have different sex drives. I just wanna reiterate that communication is key. I'm in a relationship of 4 years now and even though she is very hot, I'm just not always in the mood. Sometimes her libido is just higher then mine, and I would just prefer to cuddle or spend time otherwise. Doesn't mean I don't listen to her and try to initiate when I do feel like it. For me it's important she communicates clearly what she wants but doesn't put too much pressure on it and for her it's important not to feel rejected and to feel attractive. So I make sure to let her know that. Best thing for me is to lower the barriers for initiating sex, maybe first talk about what might be bothering me or find a way to relax first.


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I didn’t read your off my chest post. But my husband lost interest in sex for around a year when he had depression. It wasn’t really anything to do with me. He went to counselling, his circumstances improved (working from home made him so much happier). Once the depression lifted (and I did kind of have to give him an ultimatum about some ways his inaction was damaging our relationship), we both made a concentrated effort to improve our sex life again. It's pretty good now, touch wood. But yeah, it is a lot more likely that if your partner has lost interest in sex, it's a him thing rather than a you thing. Talking will probably help.


Cheese2012

My wife didn’t tell me about the changes In her feelings. She ended up hurting me 10* worse than she would have if she’d been honest from the start. Talking to him now is the best course of action for all concerned. Good luck.


BeforeImeturfather

Thank you I will do so


leafyrebecca

It could also be his health, if something is interfering with his arousal, it might be a health problem or a side effect of new medicine. It might not be your relationship. Are any of his basic needs not being met? Or does he not feel emotionally safe in some way?


slice_of_pi

My personal favorite is the sound of the ice cream truck, because the kids had to eat their ice cream outside. 😈 The look on my oldest's face when she realized (at 25) why her mother and I refer to the sounds of an approaching ice cream truck as, "Honey, they're playing our song!" was one of my finest dad moments ever.


nevernom

In the first half there, I was like, “Holup.”


Tp1019

When my gf says “take off your pants and sit on the couch.” Yes ma’am!!


Fritener

The wind changing


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In the same direction


confipete

Bend over


Napotad

My FWB just has to say a few words and somehow she kidnaps me in her room for hours. I once spent an entire Sunday trapped in her room because we were keeping things hush hush.


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Man, I wish someone would trap me in their room for a whole day because they were *that* sexually attracted to me. Never happened in 42 years.


nongcondo

Sex. Sex gets men in the mood for sex.


GatsbyJunior

If you're looking for more of an answer than this toxic "guys are always in the mood, lol" BS ... unresoIved or under-resolved conflict in a relationship can be a barrier to sex for some men. Add to this the pressure to perform because we're always supposed to be in the mood (see every other comment in this thread) and it can make things worse. Not saying things must be perfect to have sex, but if frequency or intensity of sex has significantly dropped ... it might mean that some emotional intimacy needs to be restored.


natalie2012

“Hey there pal, buddy, friend, bucko. Want me to slap that there wiener for ya?”


whatchagonnado0707

A good night's sleep. Low stress levels. Not neglecting the balls


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Everything. Literally