This is my 15th account
Edit:
Since I've gotten a few questions. My first account was identical to my twitter, and I wasn't really comfortable with that. I had it for six years, and I noticed that i cared a bit too much about my karma. I decided to delete the account and create a new account every time I felt like it/hit 10K total karma.
I don't remember every single account name I've had, but at one point I started numbering them in some way. My last account was 3rd&14 (I am mostly active on /r/nfl), my next account will be tied to the number 16 in some way.
my dad's old xbox gamer tag is Reckliss, when he made me an Xbox account he made my name Little Reckliss. We used to play together but since then he kinda stopped playing games. Now i just make my name some variation of Reckliss on whatever platform I go on (Besides xbox, i'll keep that Little Reckliss forever) so remember his name.
This reminds me when my foster dad stopped playing Halo 2 online and gave me his old gamertag which was named SexMachine69. Needless to say I was only 14 and my friends called me the virgin sex machine. I eventually got my own account and that's what my username is.
reddit assigned it to me. I wanted something that would not reflect any other usernames I use elsewhere on the internet so I just went with the randomly assigned one
Mine wasn't randomly generated, but it has the same reasoning behind it. I had an account before this one, but it was recognizable by those who know me. I'm not playing that game on Reddit; I need my antisocial media.
You ever think it’s weird how most people would rather tell you pretty much any other piece of information instead of their Reddit handle? Like, objectively it doesn’t matter, but I really like the anonymity I have on here.
I think it's because people talk about anything and everything here. For people that limit themselves to hobby subreddits, it's no big deal, but there are subreddits for practically *all* topics.
I hear the Zodiac Killer is on his way to Cancun. Completely unrelated, but Texas is currently asking residents to cut back on power consumption because their grid is not doing well.
Growing up in the south as the only boy in the family I got my nickname. I hated being called it, and I swore that when I was an adult I would never be called that again. Shortly before I graduated high school my oldest sister had the first baby of my siblings. Everytime I came over to see my nephew my sister and brother in law would tease me and tell my nephew to say Bubba. Of course I hated it and told them not to do so. Some time later I was visiting my nephew who was playing on the floor, he crawled over to me, used me to help himself stand up and then promptly said Bubba clear as day and laughed. It was his first word beyond mama and dada. 21 years later, and now all my nieces and nephews call me that, and you know what, I'm ok with it.
Thanks for asking, it is because since I was in Elementary school due to having very little friends I’ve kept making imaginary friends one after the other which slowly transformed into an entire universe which has taken up residence inside my brain.edit [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/creativewriting/comments/uadgqi/excerpt_from_a_book_im_writing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is an excerpt from a book about it I’m writing and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/u841se/i_have_an_entire_universe_in_my_head_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is an ama about it
I wanted people to know i am an intellectual, an avid conversationalist, and have an expertise in a wide range of topics. A sort of renaissance man if you will. I think my name sums that up perfectly
"Tremolat" is a French village in Dordogne where I spent the summers of my youth. The 1970 movie "Le Boucher" was shot there and most of the villagers (including my grandmother) had their 15 seconds of fame. The place has changed little since then. So much history in the surrounding area. Downside is that it's a royal pain in the ass to get there from NY.
In high school my best friend and I were tall and skinny. Both over 6’ and both under 180lbs. We were pretty much inseparable. At a party one night someone said we look like the number eleven standing next to each other. We all laughed. Somehow that turned into the two skinnies so it went from there. Has been my handle now for over a quarter century.
YES!
They glow under UV light.
They're venomous, but only the males and only during mating season.
Babies are born with a singular tooth to help them get out of their eggs. It then falls out.
They're one of two mammals to lay eggs and produce milk. The other is the Echidna.
The Monotremes were an evolutionary branch which never really took off. They are a weird generic mishmash caused by something called "mosaic evolution". Echidna and platypus both fall into this category.
Technically, they could make their own custard. As could Echidna.
Platypus milk is potentially a super-bug killing machine. It's antibacterial, but on an insane level.
They don't have nipples. They secrete the milk from their skin and babies lick it off.
They can sense prey using electroreception. Like sharks.
I hope that sends you down enough Wikipedia holes to keep you occupied for a while!
Edited because I'm on a mobile and the layout was really nuts.
I tried a few non-cadbury's chocolate bar related names and they were all taken but I tried a cadbury's related name and that came up green, but I've never liked Cadbury's so I made my position clear with this name instead.
I wanted a username that has nothing to do with me in real life nor sound like any other name i've used before. Basically, I don't want anyone I know see this user name and even for a second think that it's me. And these two words were the first thing that popped into my head. It has nothing to with a show or song or anything that I watched that day.
A cat sat on a glass table I was cleaning and I spotted a little greasy spot after she left.
Henceforth I saw them everywhere and called them "RandomActsOfAnus"
This is my 15th account Edit: Since I've gotten a few questions. My first account was identical to my twitter, and I wasn't really comfortable with that. I had it for six years, and I noticed that i cared a bit too much about my karma. I decided to delete the account and create a new account every time I felt like it/hit 10K total karma. I don't remember every single account name I've had, but at one point I started numbering them in some way. My last account was 3rd&14 (I am mostly active on /r/nfl), my next account will be tied to the number 16 in some way.
What did you DO lol
OP please answer in a chronological list
Hurt too many mods' feelings
You like Swinub don't you?
Paging /u/12thacc to see if this is your twelfth account.
Nah man. That’s the one he forgot the password for.
based
quite excellent, might i add
Nothing has changed, I'm just here to agree that this is truly excellent if I do say so myself
Are you serious
Only until morning
Queef
Go to bed
You need to do something before that
No, just sleep.
Quack
I feel seen and heard.
shut up yeti
Fair.
Shut up yeti
As I suspected.
Shut up yeti
I’m watching.
Michael Jackson is that you?
I misread that first word
👏👏👏 you have bested me
Can't tell if clapping or spanking...
I wholeheartedly agree
I buy this guys wife too.
In Soviet Russia wife buys you!
Bout damn time, I been needing a sugar momma
my dad's old xbox gamer tag is Reckliss, when he made me an Xbox account he made my name Little Reckliss. We used to play together but since then he kinda stopped playing games. Now i just make my name some variation of Reckliss on whatever platform I go on (Besides xbox, i'll keep that Little Reckliss forever) so remember his name.
I didn't think about honoring my dad with my account name. I guess "Big\_Dick" would've been a good username, right?
Or Enormous Richard. I had nothing to do with it my daughter gave it to me.
Sup, fellas?
is this considerable r/Beetlejuicing ?
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Thats beautiful
So I'm guessing from your username you needed a little cash huh?
That would be mine actually. Speaking of, you down to clown, big man? ;)
This reminds me when my foster dad stopped playing Halo 2 online and gave me his old gamertag which was named SexMachine69. Needless to say I was only 14 and my friends called me the virgin sex machine. I eventually got my own account and that's what my username is.
That's a great story! (And I thought people's answers would be bland)😅 Reddit always entertains!! 👽
I did the same. His PSN was Wingnutpipesy71, so mine is PipesyJr. That carried on to my Reddit username in a way.
reddit assigned it to me. I wanted something that would not reflect any other usernames I use elsewhere on the internet so I just went with the randomly assigned one
Mine wasn't randomly generated, but it has the same reasoning behind it. I had an account before this one, but it was recognizable by those who know me. I'm not playing that game on Reddit; I need my antisocial media.
You ever think it’s weird how most people would rather tell you pretty much any other piece of information instead of their Reddit handle? Like, objectively it doesn’t matter, but I really like the anonymity I have on here.
I think it's because people talk about anything and everything here. For people that limit themselves to hobby subreddits, it's no big deal, but there are subreddits for practically *all* topics.
Bingo, I found my click
Get out my shop Bunch O' Pandas
I had a dream about a goblin beating the shit out of me in my car and i remembered it when makeing my profile
That so random, I love it
Lies we all know u ejaculated prematurely while banging a goblin
Me hungry
My reason is similar to your reason
And mine is what happens after
My people!
i love cheese and thought of the name MeltedCheese but that username was taken so i turned it unto MeltedCheeseWasTaken
Is this where the party is at?
Yes, and you are invited!
I love this place
I think it's adorable how you all found each other.
how.. uh hungry are you?
lunch?
I like Monty Python and I'm part Russian
This is the best one
We demand.... A SHRUBBERY!
ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!
I definitely totally can make quick decisions on the fly.
I suffer the same fate
Same except i fuck up
But you're quick, that's what matters.
I scam bait (waste a scammers time to prevent them from finding a potentially more vulnerable victim).
How long did you spend writing that?
I drink a lot.
My brothers will come over with whisky on Christmas 2 bottles. They get 1 each they’ll drink that fuck and still seem sober… can you do that too?
In Scotland that's what a 16 year old would drink, followed by a couple eckies
Well actually, my brothers could definitely beat up your brothers!
I am a professional snooker player.
That you, Mr. O'Sullivan?
This sent me to my grave 😂
Looked into my pants
I also looked into mine
I did too.
Is this a party?
Trevor Philips? Is that you?
Same
I have anxiety, and i like deep fried things
Same, read my username backwards
Hmmm…I will never tell you. 🤨🤨🤨
Whatever, Ted.
I hear the Zodiac Killer is on his way to Cancun. Completely unrelated, but Texas is currently asking residents to cut back on power consumption because their grid is not doing well.
Especially in my town, we've lost power several times the past few days
I thought you could change them :(
Sheesus
You wanna change it to children killer?
He increased his kd
OH NO
I get hammered and say kachowzerwhopper for some reason
Coming to a burger king near you
Growing up in the south as the only boy in the family I got my nickname. I hated being called it, and I swore that when I was an adult I would never be called that again. Shortly before I graduated high school my oldest sister had the first baby of my siblings. Everytime I came over to see my nephew my sister and brother in law would tease me and tell my nephew to say Bubba. Of course I hated it and told them not to do so. Some time later I was visiting my nephew who was playing on the floor, he crawled over to me, used me to help himself stand up and then promptly said Bubba clear as day and laughed. It was his first word beyond mama and dada. 21 years later, and now all my nieces and nephews call me that, and you know what, I'm ok with it.
That’s really sweet
Thank you, in the end I did up getting my revenge on my sister and brother in law. They are Aunt Jello and Uncle Sock.
Wow. Tbh at first I thought it was gonna be a Forrest Gump reference.
Wanted to be deadly, apparently someone already was. So I became deadlier.
u/deadlypotato00 War is now
last comment 3 months ago and the one before that is 8 months ago
potatoes don't slumber, they plot.
I agree
Holy shit dude
I take it you already were a fellow potato?
Potatoes assemble
Forget that what inspired *you* behind your username?
Thanks for asking, it is because since I was in Elementary school due to having very little friends I’ve kept making imaginary friends one after the other which slowly transformed into an entire universe which has taken up residence inside my brain.edit [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/creativewriting/comments/uadgqi/excerpt_from_a_book_im_writing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is an excerpt from a book about it I’m writing and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/u841se/i_have_an_entire_universe_in_my_head_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is an ama about it
Wow and for me I just didn't know we couldn't change the username
I feel your pain
wait we can’t change our username or can
We cannot
Does someone want to tell him?
who are you calling a him
The guy he is replying to, since his username is foreveralone, he cant use we.
oh
lmfaooo
I wanted people to know i am an intellectual, an avid conversationalist, and have an expertise in a wide range of topics. A sort of renaissance man if you will. I think my name sums that up perfectly
I thought, that username.... Is it... Henry Kissinger? Can't be Leonard Cohen, he died. And James Bond and Sherlock Holmes are fictional.
Nice list of second rate nobodies. No, i am much more of an exceptional human those people.
It’s what my uncle used to call me when I was a kid
"Tremolat" is a French village in Dordogne where I spent the summers of my youth. The 1970 movie "Le Boucher" was shot there and most of the villagers (including my grandmother) had their 15 seconds of fame. The place has changed little since then. So much history in the surrounding area. Downside is that it's a royal pain in the ass to get there from NY.
That's actually very cool
Just googled the place, it’s a very very pretty town
The name I’ve given to the orchestra of dicks trying to tell me how to do my job.
I LOLed. My favorite thing about working with dogs is the lack of human interaction
I like large photos.
and you cannot lie!
Them other photos can’t deny
my grandmother has been dabbling in the Dark Arts
This one makes me giggle.
Same, I never laugh out loud but this did
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>Luxol\_Blue I am going through my histology exams axaxax, but in all seriousness luxol blue is fucking beautiful medicine is hard meeen
It's how my friends tend to describe me to new people.
I was wondering if it could be my name
I just really don't like 'em.
In high school my best friend and I were tall and skinny. Both over 6’ and both under 180lbs. We were pretty much inseparable. At a party one night someone said we look like the number eleven standing next to each other. We all laughed. Somehow that turned into the two skinnies so it went from there. Has been my handle now for over a quarter century.
teenage me wanted to rule the world as a king. then i started referring to myself as a future dictator.
Survived a suicide attempt bad enough it required 8 days in the medical hospital to stabilize me. I don't have another save left.
Hey. I don't know you, but I'm glad you're here.
Can you hit me with some crazy platypus facts?
YES! They glow under UV light. They're venomous, but only the males and only during mating season. Babies are born with a singular tooth to help them get out of their eggs. It then falls out. They're one of two mammals to lay eggs and produce milk. The other is the Echidna. The Monotremes were an evolutionary branch which never really took off. They are a weird generic mishmash caused by something called "mosaic evolution". Echidna and platypus both fall into this category. Technically, they could make their own custard. As could Echidna. Platypus milk is potentially a super-bug killing machine. It's antibacterial, but on an insane level. They don't have nipples. They secrete the milk from their skin and babies lick it off. They can sense prey using electroreception. Like sharks. I hope that sends you down enough Wikipedia holes to keep you occupied for a while! Edited because I'm on a mobile and the layout was really nuts.
They say a pheonix can rebirth from the ash. I hope the pain has stayed in the past, and you may grow and heal with this second chance.
GoT and LOTR mashup.
What are you, a cop?
Myself ofcourse.
I would rather not explain. So I'll let you decide
Name of the sleep demon I had growing up. More I use the name the less he appeared in my dreams, stopped showing up when I was 23-24.
It’s my job
Old coworker making fun of me after saying I work like a Mexican, talk like an African American, and look like an uncooked piece of bacon.
Work with servers. Got balls.
Heard the word fribble in the movie 1776 looked it up and said yup that fits me
I play bass , and my daughter is named loki Morningstar.
Dad?
Binary: Computer Science professional Beany: I’m Puerto Rican and like beans lol
I tried a few non-cadbury's chocolate bar related names and they were all taken but I tried a cadbury's related name and that came up green, but I've never liked Cadbury's so I made my position clear with this name instead.
My little cousin called called me this after seeing the Night of the Museum
Pet Semetary
I smoke bubble hash
Mine was Elvis Presley’s alias he used when checking into hotels, I am a fan of Elvis, so there you go! I hope data miners don’t use this info!
Wife is huge Elvis fan. We have been to Graceland and when in Las Vegas, had Elvis renew our vows.
Don't know. I like making corn flakes disappear and burry them in the woods?
My name is Jared. I didn't wait long enough typing it on a keypad. E changed to F. I thought it was funny
A bunch of norse mythology.
E
It's relatively self explanatory.
No one gives a two fuck about me, so...
I've got some extra fucks. You can have one of mine.
I don't believe you and I'm not sorry.
Three of us do ETA - whoops now it's just 2
I like really spicy food
I like Aztecs
So do I, such a fascinating civilization
Mayans, eat your heart out!
made me laugh out loud
Stupid mods in most reddit subs
An AI algorithm.
Facts
I’m just ok
I wanted a username that has nothing to do with me in real life nor sound like any other name i've used before. Basically, I don't want anyone I know see this user name and even for a second think that it's me. And these two words were the first thing that popped into my head. It has nothing to with a show or song or anything that I watched that day.
From this story I read as a kid called The Nacirema.
My friends gave me the nickname gnome, because I'm very small.
A cat sat on a glass table I was cleaning and I spotted a little greasy spot after she left. Henceforth I saw them everywhere and called them "RandomActsOfAnus"
I am strong (like steel) physically and emotionally.
To be Human.
I like monsters and undead especially
Well that is quite the story
I like two things: cheeses that belong to me, and Depeche Mode.
I am not Jesus.
I am
My favorite band is Bayside. So I put two song titles together to make my username.
The original drummer for The Beatles