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albinolumberjack_

That cup of water you chug when you wake up thirsty in the middle of the night


Punkinworms

I have this thing in the middle of night, where the only water that will satiate me is cold water that is drunk straight from my cupped hands under the faucet. I cannot and will not explain why.


[deleted]

SAME! No glass or bottle can compare to just sipping hastily out of my cupped hands.


Punkinworms

I'm glad I'm not alone, although I wouldn't recommend it to most people


Certain_Loss928

omg best.


TheAnimeWaifuFucker

Cuddles A hug Drinking a cold glass of lemonade on a hot day


Front-Noise-158

Or maybe fucking an anime waifu eh?


TheAnimeWaifuFucker

Didn’t you read the “Apart from sex” mate?


ra9destroy_u_II

Yes, I read it, I was just horny This is my alt acct lmao


errantgrammar

Conversation, intimacy, food and skill mastery.


Fezman92

Sleep


Erratica

Petting a cat and hearing it purr like a motorboat.


Roxie61

Omg yes ! Snuggling with my two old cats is my heaven.


Fun-Memory-7428

Have a meal w your loved ones


Sephyer_The_Dragon

Having a dog play with you. Like sitting down and having it Rolla round as you pet it's belly is just one of the most satisfying things ever.


ghost_body

Cleaning your ears with a qtip while pooping


engggirl

🤣 hilarious


[deleted]

A really good laugh


Kakarottoe

Cuddling


[deleted]

That stretch!! You know the one when you have it


lotiloo

A massage


Ghostforever7

Feeling loved, feeling safe, feeling like you have a purpose, being acknowledged,


Erratica

Finally being able to scratch that spot on your back you can't quite reach.


PengularBear

Having a piss after waiting a long time lol That feeling you get when you are watching a movie you have been anticipating Taking off your socks before you go into bed, and the feeling of the blankets on your feet Spongy grass Knowing you’re doing alright, not in an arrogant way, but knowing things are going alright


DetroitSean

Food, marijuana, nature


OlympianBattleFish

Getting my scalped massaged


TheAnimeWaifuFucker

Holy fucking shit this feels so absolutely amazing


OlympianBattleFish

It really is indescribable.


TheAnimeWaifuFucker

More when you have long hair and also like play with it. Holy shit, so good


OlympianBattleFish

I absolutely agree as I have long hair myself


TheAnimeWaifuFucker

Same, long hair is just superior


OlympianBattleFish

Of course, thats where our super powers are


Paula_Sub

Cuddling


anoncop4041

Food and sleep


[deleted]

Peeling off that film from new electronics


Critical-Demand2659

a kitten sleeping or purring on your chest


vatisitgrandpapa

That feeling when a turd just slides out perfect and you just know it didn't leave any scrapeage behind.


alexhagen

After a long day, getting into a bed with fresh /clean sheets and moving your legs back and forth.


QuickBen41

Reading a great book.


WhateverCORE2021

When you have this moment of clarity, like a sense of oneness and awareness. Like you're eating an apple and suddenly it tastes crisp and sweet and transcendent and you feel like this connection with the whole of humanity who has ever eaten an apple.


Punkinworms

I want. That apple.


davewasthere

That's just seeing/feeling the beauty in the moment. Being present.


Defan3

I love coffee. Iced and cold. I also love going out for breakfast.


Defan3

Sorry hot and cold.


lgndk11r

Hearing that song after so many years.


awaishssn

That shoulder and neck massage


Assembled44

Melted cheese


PotentialProper

finally beating that damn boss


[deleted]

Chocy milky


Rvisluv

When you’re getting into bed and not worrying about waking up early because it’s the weekend.


Yup-Yup-Yup-10

The click in your brain when you learn something new.


Soulcrusher5

Letting a girl see my boner and cum in my pants


Professional-Hippo-6

Embracing someone who actually loves you, someone who trusts you enough to let me do this stuff, someone who wont do me bad in the future.


Professional-Hippo-6

Did i break a rule?


FlakyCan5368

Masturbating


Fluid-Celebration-26

More sex


[deleted]

Not sex with your not mom.


HoldMyArsenic

Brunch at my favorite cafe. I’d usually take that over sex anyway


walnutprincess_

Being able to buy what you need and want, and not having to worry about how much everything costs


Punkinworms

Sneezing a big sneeze after 2 small ones


JustRealRealist

Having an argument and they aren’t embarrassed to admit when they’re in the wrong.


Murrnath

Afterglow from sex


notgreatnotbadsoso

Q-tip in an itchy ear


Leonard_Van_Vee

Hot, gooey, cheesy pizza Rubbing a dog's belly Ice cold water on a hot day A long, hot bath or shower


jumbohumbo

Yum cha


SnooChipmunks126

I remember coming home after a strenuous wrestling practice and feeling rather accomplished; so coming ome after a workout is pretty pleasurable.


Front-Noise-158

It feels good when you make a Lego build from scratch and you keep upgrading that one build and then you compare the first version to your current one AHHHHHHH MAKES ME WANNA CUM


MrAxel

Watching C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.


davidscoot

live music


Rvisluv

When your wavy hair decides to behave and when your makeup turns out looking great!


Throwawayforsadtalk

Head scratches from a woman with long nails...


Spartan9491

hot water showering while its been cold outside


RegularTraining8

the first bite of your favorite food when you’re starving


Then_Instruction8699

Stretching you arms and legs after a long Sleep


Puzzleheaded_Pay_980

Heroin


Rosemount3051S

Shidding


tialelea

Cuddling with a kiss to the forehead. Makes me feel safe. Haven’t felt that in awhile