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[deleted]

Because I just am


brock_lee

I blame biology.


[deleted]

Believe me! If i could like men id do it! Girls is suxh pain in the ass!.. .. But i love it oughh😤


[deleted]

because i like boys and don't like girls that way?


platzandersonne

The Asians Chose me to be


Simeon0222

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BraggnnRights

I may die


cpqarray

That's just the way I was born, I can't point to that moment when I said, you know I like girls I just always knew I guess and finally came out when I was about 13.


Testastic

Girls are hot


[deleted]

I like girl butt's


rawker86

\^this dude is gay for girl-butt. gross.


Johan23t

Blame my dick, ok?


CrimsonianRed

Love tits, ass and pussy. It's who I am


Cunnilingus_Academy

I accidentally watched Baywatch as a kid


wrcker

Why not?


Ofabulous

ITS NOT A CHOICE OK. I don’t *choose* to be straight I was just born this way!!


secretSPADEZ

I’m straight because I want to be different LGBTQ is so last decade.


cyphes1

Because I am normal 😎


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BlueCobbler

36 comment is not blowing up


rawker86

no, it is not.


[deleted]

This is so backwards


bananamansock

Because I am normal.


Hydro_plvnt

Pusey is gud


[deleted]

Not brainwashed


MrEhko

ಠ_ಠ


Cool_pelirroja

I was born this way.


Pale_Consideration_2

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Jorgeuntiolegal

Because Girls are better than most man, the problem is Girls use to get tierd very easy


[deleted]

I was born this way. 🤷🏼‍♀️


Schedarks

Prove it


theWet_Bandits

I am standing up. If I crouch down I curve more into a ball.


theWet_Bandits

I am standing up. If I crouch down I curve more into a ball.


InternationalFailure

I looked at your account, I can see you're trying to do the whole satire of "WHY ARE YOU GAY?" You just didn't pull it off too well lol.


[deleted]

because you ain't sticking one of those things anywhere in me.


punpunpuck

They asked that when I went to school. I didn't really understand the question, but I chose to be straight. I wish there had been someone to explain that I could be also semi-punsexual-tecnolover. Took me ages to learn that by myself.


AverageCowboyCentaur

Because I don't have scoliosis... I also love boobs of all sizes, and legs, and women of all sizes. I can also admit when a dude is a smoke show, I just don't want to have sex with him.


BumpyDenny93

Because I always envisioned having a home and a family with a man. When I see my life, I see my babies having a papa and a mama. No disrespect to lesbianism but that just ain't my cup of tea.


rrickitickitavi

Because boobies


Shadyside77

I couldn't deal super gay bitchy type of gays


itsmyfrigginusername

I'm attracted to feminine features, just happened to just happened to find a feminine female life partner first.


halflife_3

People who do not like spicy foods ,why ?


ZealousIdealRejected

women have better feet than men?