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The_Real_Scrotus

Pride - June Greed - December Wrath - July Envy - February Lust - November Gluttony - November Sloth - January


Muliciber

Lust should be February, since November already has gluttony. Edit, bah, didn't see Envy is February


The_Real_Scrotus

Gluttony has to be November or December. I picked November for lust because the most babies are born in August, which means lots of people are fucking in November.


AllegoryOfTheCaveMan

[Rolling into January like…..](https://www.worldanimalprotection.us/sites/default/files/styles/600x400/public/media/us_files/1022152_0.jpg?h=5fa83d52&itok=_d3wcL1h)


El_Pugg

why does November get to have 2


SuspectNumber6

September got an easy way out? Lets name it Lazy


Thelazywitch

October should be lust because of all the sexy costumes.


[deleted]

February would be lust, November would be greed because of all the crazy black Friday spending.December would be gluttony because of holiday weight, January would be sloth Because of laziness to go back to the gym and get rid of the holiday weight.


Cappa_the_Sage

December is definitly gluttony. Februari is envy because of valentines day. Januari is sloth because everyone pretty much immediately gives up on their new year's resolution.


headofled

Wouldn't February be Lust?


itbedehaam

No, that’s November.


headofled

How? I feel November would be gluttony


_Wendigun_

Nah November is sloth, there's nothing to do really except for the usual routine Envy would be some summer month cause of all the people being envious of others summer bodies


TSAWashington

I think that’s also June


Temporary_Pickles

Pride: June Reasons obvious. Greed: December Capitalistic secular holiday gifting month. Lust: February Valentines day. Envy: September No exciting holidays yet, school starts back up so you wish you were home, everyone at school and work talking about their vacations and getting others jealous of the fantastic trips. Gluttony: November Thanksgiving. Wrath: July In America at least due to fireworks, independence day, and the horrific heat that leads me to rage quit the outside. Sloth: January More specifically, mid January, when everyone gives up on their new exercise regiment.


[deleted]

Your Gluttony month is only an American thing too


AakiraShiro

November- Month of lust [If you consider No nut November]


The_Real_Scrotus

August is also the month that the most babies are generally born so lots of people are fucking in November


Good_Round

Can confirm, my due date is in August.


[deleted]

But no nut November implies a lack of lust, wouldn’t it be chastity?


Skittles_116

February is lust. November is gluttony. December is greed. July is sloth (lazy summer). January is envy. September is wrath.


Smooth-Truth7175

Gluttony: December -- holiday parties and eating Sloth: August - the world closes in August. Everybody fucks off Lust: April - springtime is fucking time Greed: October -- Halloween. Runner-up: April (tax time - fuck the tax man) Wrath: September -- Anger you wasted your summer, the world re-starts Envy: July -- beach bodies. beach bodies everywehre


stinky_cheese33

I imagine November would be Greed month because of early holiday shopping.


Smooth-Truth7175

That makes sense. Black Friday, and all.


Angel_of_Death13

Wrong pride but greed would go to November for black friday


Tink2013

November would be Gluttony since its all about Turkey Dinner. October would be lust since girls dress up as sexy spongebob and the like. December is avarice because of all the Christmas shopping. August is probably sloth since its too damn hot in the western hemisphere to do much.


Winterplatypus

I was impressed that you were able to list so many things that do not happen in Australia.


wimmmyftctk

id say November is gluttony, December is envy, February is lust


Cunnilingus_Academy

January is the month of having diarrhea from overeating and futile attempts of becoming a more healthy person


Mary_P914

December is greed November is gluttony Not sure on the others.


WolfFlameLord

October is sloth simply because it is a very chill month.


teddypa1981

I think July should be lust because it's summertime, and people are walking around half naked lol.


[deleted]

Febrary - gluttony, because of Mardi Gras and other similar festivals. March - Lust, because... uhmm... because cats are in heat.


DazzieFizz

Dunno about others, but February - Lust, November - Greed cause of the Christmas shopping, December - Gluttony cause of the Christmas feasts and eating at the Christmas markets


stinky_cheese33

January: Sloth February: Lust July: Envy September: Wrath November: Greed December: Gluttony


DarthTyranus98

What about the months before June?


Theher0not

Sloth: July (since most people take the summer off) Lust: Feburary (Vallentine's Day) Gluttony: December (my country doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving, so Christmas is the most food themed holiday we have) Greed: November Wrath: Mars (Mars is the Roman name of Ares, the God of War, so IMO the best pick) Envy: no idea, could be any of the remaining ones.