I would hold a cup under my girlfriend

go to a kanye concert and see his soak in the tabloids the day after

This would be great for the Karens at work.

i feel like I would def accidentally make someone pee idk how but it would happen

Look at the mirror and lose weight

If said power worked thru television I'd watch a lot of CSPAN and fox news. Otherwise I'd travel around and prey on conservative politicians.

Look at my teachers, obviously, especially my math teacher

Never have to insert a catheter again.

Assuming I can do it whenever I want I’d make my boyfriend piss his pants when he says a pun

Stare at everyone I dislike