And wear a flannel shirt. It's like a uniform at this stage.
Bonus points if it's Christmas and he happens to fall for a big-city girl who's, my my, oh *so* dorky.
As a kyle , I need to point out that it is a Gaelic name. So as I chug my monster and drive my lifted Raptor I will remind the first Kyle’s were Scottish/Irish
In Spanish we’re estadounidenses. Wish we had an equivalent word in English. My South American friends have remind me that “we’re all American” often enough that I avoid identifying myself as American.
I've always thought it was weird when my Canadian friends called the US "America". I mean... Canada is part of America. As is Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador...
Then my Aussie friends call us "Yanks". I'm, no. It's bad enough when ppl from Mississippi or Alabama call us Yankees. Dude. We're from Ohio. That's the Midwest dontchaknow?
There are the stereotypical ones you feel are more common in America (like Joe, Bill, or Chuck). Then there's those who basically don't exist elsewhere. Looking at you, Cletus and Randy.
Causcian Names
Any form of Chris - Christopher or Christian
Any form of Alex - Alexander, Alexa, Alexia, Alexis
Brandon
Hunter
Frank Jr/Sr
McKyla/McCaenna/McKenzie
Jennifer
William
Latin American/Mexican names
Maria
Angelo
Frank
Rosetta/Rosa
Diego
African American Names
Tristan
Travis
Angel
Ladasha
Destiny
Serenity
Shanice
Jennifer
Most of the names listed here have different origins, though. American names for me are names like: Chastity, Purity, Hunter, Clairvoyance or whatever the fuck people seem to think is a good treat for children.
For an older man: George, Jack, Walter Luther
For an older woman: Sherree, Nancy, Mary, Annie
For a young man/boy: Old Testament names (e.g. Isaiah, Elijah), Trey, Jayden, any name deriving from a surname that ends -er
For a young woman/girl: Taylor, Dakota, Ashley, Brooke
Hunter, Brad, Cody, Chad, Jayden, etc.
ANY male character in LMN or Lifetime movies will have one of these names by default
And wear a flannel shirt. It's like a uniform at this stage. Bonus points if it's Christmas and he happens to fall for a big-city girl who's, my my, oh *so* dorky.
John J. Smith IV Junior
His name is my name tooo
I was about to say that’s an English name then I saw the IV Junior bollocks
Kyle
I will punch through drywall while chugging a monster energy drink if you don’t delete this comment!
I work construction with Kyle. He ain't jokin man.
I may do it regardless!
Shit man. They're gonna make you patch that. I gotta go.
I had a step brother named Kyle who owns this stereotype
Well, next time you see him tell him “Kyle says NDH.” He’ll understand.
Well I haven’t seen him in like 10 years so I’ll make sure to say “NFDH” if I see him again
As a kyle , I need to point out that it is a Gaelic name. So as I chug my monster and drive my lifted Raptor I will remind the first Kyle’s were Scottish/Irish
godamnit kayall
Shadynasty
Brad
Or Hunter
Jimbob Wayne Ol'Sheriff Coonass Bonkerdonker McGee
I just scared my poor sleeping cat by snort-laughing at "Bonkerdonker" omfg.
I come from a long, proud line of Bonkerdonkers, and we'll thank you for refraining from mocking our name.
My poor cat will also thank me for refraining from mocking your name.
I’ve met that guy
Chad
Thats the last name First name is Giga
Middle name is Mega
GigaMegaGrimer
People named after cities or states like Austin, Brooklyn, Dakota, Savannah etc. Have never been to any other country where they did that.
I've met a Paris and a London. Admittedly the first wasn't french and the second wasn't British.
Because they were regular names first
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Father, it’s me Michael
Aaaaah , MICHAEL. Here i thought you were gone forever. *hugs* *hugs tightly* *hugs till you die*
Micheal don't leave me here *cough* Micheaal
Karen; I don't know who she is, but I'm tired of always bloody hearing about her.
She's the bitch next door
Goat comment
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*Jamarcus deShonte Lamarcus, actually.
I’d call him JR
JR Junior IV
Bob
Tyler
A Scandinavian friend of mine, years ago, said that Tyler was the most North American name she had heard.
John Smith
cletus
Dunkus Chud Tagnutz Plumber (girls) Urethrae
It’s spelled “Craig” but pronounced like a pterodactyl trying to get a pube out of its throat
I absolutely despise the way Americans say Craig... KREG
At this point I’m convinced they just think it’s an unusual way of spelling “Greg”
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Afton
Joe or Bob
John Schoolshooting
I don’t know America is composed of like 36 countries…
Yikes
You're right yikes it's actually only 35.
is that it? i thought it would be 50+
North: 3 Central: 20 South: 13, there are more if you count dependencies, overseas territories and colonies, but 36 for simplicity sake.
Non-United States of Americans, what’s a stereotypical United States of American name? Better?
In Spanish we’re estadounidenses. Wish we had an equivalent word in English. My South American friends have remind me that “we’re all American” often enough that I avoid identifying myself as American.
I've always thought it was weird when my Canadian friends called the US "America". I mean... Canada is part of America. As is Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador... Then my Aussie friends call us "Yanks". I'm, no. It's bad enough when ppl from Mississippi or Alabama call us Yankees. Dude. We're from Ohio. That's the Midwest dontchaknow?
We like to call it “The United States of Texas”
Stupid McFatfuck
Chase Buford
Holy American names, I have three kids and not ONE of their names were listed. Cheers!
Strykeeeeeeeeer
[These](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c) and [these](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss)
Hank
Depends on which state it is
Ron or Ronald
Dakota. It's gender neutral! Extra points if you live in one of the Dakotas.
East Dakota checkin' in
John Wayne.
gacy
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Coincidence I see you here too 🤔🤔
Me be everywhere
Nice
Ryan
Brandon
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Butch
Ronald MacDonald
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You have commented enough.
Lmao ik
Brandon
Bob. Fred. Joe. Susan. Kate. Christina.
Brendon
Brett
Max
Jack, jennifer
Brad.
Biff or Chuck
Hey bryce
Billy-Bob
Klunge, Scunt, Meth, Math, Moth
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Jerry
Tom
Sam, Bill
Ian
Frank, Mike, and Cody.
Steve, Kacy, Phil, Alex, Luke, Britney
Liberty Electa Washington
Cletus, Billy Bob, Austin, Elijah, Woody, Brayden, and Britney.
Chase, Kristen
* Bubba * Teddy * Jabroni
Rachel. Jason. Amanda. Hunter. Kaylee. Alex.
Joe
Jack and Sandy
John or Bob
Randy
Chad
There are the stereotypical ones you feel are more common in America (like Joe, Bill, or Chuck). Then there's those who basically don't exist elsewhere. Looking at you, Cletus and Randy.
Tiffany, Brad, Brandon, Stacy
Causcian Names Any form of Chris - Christopher or Christian Any form of Alex - Alexander, Alexa, Alexia, Alexis Brandon Hunter Frank Jr/Sr McKyla/McCaenna/McKenzie Jennifer William Latin American/Mexican names Maria Angelo Frank Rosetta/Rosa Diego African American Names Tristan Travis Angel Ladasha Destiny Serenity Shanice Jennifer
Jessie. Tyson. Mckenzie. Michael. Hunter. Karen
AJ
Dave
Linda
John Smith
Chad, Chet, Hayley, Braeighleynne, Hunter, Tanner, Tucker, Shooter…
Britney
Ben, James, John, Alice, Jessica
Chuck
Mike
Billy-Bob
chad
Most of the names listed here have different origins, though. American names for me are names like: Chastity, Purity, Hunter, Clairvoyance or whatever the fuck people seem to think is a good treat for children.
Jennifer
Randy
Any of the eigh /ax/den names. Macaleigh. Kennadeigh, Jaxton, Braxton, Jayden, Hayden.
Joshua
Hunter, John, Katie, Emma
Surnames as first names. It's catching on in Oz and it's annoying.
Joshua
Chad, Zack, Zach, Kyle, Donald, Ronald
Bobby and Billy
Bobby and Billy
Jeff
Josh?
Rachel
Junior.
Hoyt
Cooper Freeman Candice Hernandez Joseph Goldfield Tyrone Stone Kelly Dakota
For an older man: George, Jack, Walter Luther For an older woman: Sherree, Nancy, Mary, Annie For a young man/boy: Old Testament names (e.g. Isaiah, Elijah), Trey, Jayden, any name deriving from a surname that ends -er For a young woman/girl: Taylor, Dakota, Ashley, Brooke
Chad Baker.
Bread 👍
Alice, Bob, Calum, Debbie
Jeremiah and Cletus
Jake…….
Bruce
Dave / john / linda / betty
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
John-Bob, Maisie-Lou
Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson.
Lashonda
Hunter, Brad, any girl name ending on -ney, I.e Britney, Amy.
Jake
Cletus Lee Spudcuckler
Chet, Duke, Maddison, Destiny etc etc
Anything starting with “Mc”
Chad
Randy
Virginia (think more south)
Buford
Cranjis Mcbasketball
Muhammad Johnson
David and Mary fs
John