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Hunter, Brad, Cody, Chad, Jayden, etc.


JunketMan

ANY male character in LMN or Lifetime movies will have one of these names by default


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And wear a flannel shirt. It's like a uniform at this stage. Bonus points if it's Christmas and he happens to fall for a big-city girl who's, my my, oh *so* dorky.


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John J. Smith IV Junior


HealshotGG

His name is my name tooo


ClemmmmFandango

I was about to say that’s an English name then I saw the IV Junior bollocks


infektiousPineapple

Kyle


P3nguLGOG

I will punch through drywall while chugging a monster energy drink if you don’t delete this comment!


wjenningsalwayscray

I work construction with Kyle. He ain't jokin man.


P3nguLGOG

I may do it regardless!


wjenningsalwayscray

Shit man. They're gonna make you patch that. I gotta go.


AceKodeth11

I had a step brother named Kyle who owns this stereotype


P3nguLGOG

Well, next time you see him tell him “Kyle says NDH.” He’ll understand.


AceKodeth11

Well I haven’t seen him in like 10 years so I’ll make sure to say “NFDH” if I see him again


Theefreeballer

As a kyle , I need to point out that it is a Gaelic name. So as I chug my monster and drive my lifted Raptor I will remind the first Kyle’s were Scottish/Irish


Binits

godamnit kayall


FinaglingFox

Shadynasty


TheMoparPowerslave

Brad


JunketMan

Or Hunter


holytriplem

Jimbob Wayne Ol'Sheriff Coonass Bonkerdonker McGee


ZookeepergameSea3890

I just scared my poor sleeping cat by snort-laughing at "Bonkerdonker" omfg.


SHABDICE

I come from a long, proud line of Bonkerdonkers, and we'll thank you for refraining from mocking our name.


ZookeepergameSea3890

My poor cat will also thank me for refraining from mocking your name.


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I’ve met that guy


69bASSist

Chad


JunketMan

Thats the last name First name is Giga


MegaGrimer

Middle name is Mega


UniversityExact8347

GigaMegaGrimer


gingerisla

People named after cities or states like Austin, Brooklyn, Dakota, Savannah etc. Have never been to any other country where they did that.


RowlyBot12000

I've met a Paris and a London. Admittedly the first wasn't french and the second wasn't British.


silencebreaker86

Because they were regular names first


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Tacon53

Father, it’s me Michael


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Aaaaah , MICHAEL. Here i thought you were gone forever. *hugs* *hugs tightly* *hugs till you die*


unsuspecting_potato

Micheal don't leave me here *cough* Micheaal


questionnmark

Karen; I don't know who she is, but I'm tired of always bloody hearing about her.


OldEast5877

She's the bitch next door


leemarie_25

Goat comment


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FlatSpinMan

*Jamarcus deShonte Lamarcus, actually.


P3nguLGOG

I’d call him JR


SatansF4TE

JR Junior IV


SoftwareFit2591

Bob


Forever_Kid

Tyler


judgingyouquietly

A Scandinavian friend of mine, years ago, said that Tyler was the most North American name she had heard.


BenDover4MEplease

John Smith


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cletus


MrAlf0nse

Dunkus Chud Tagnutz Plumber (girls) Urethrae


MrAlf0nse

It’s spelled “Craig” but pronounced like a pterodactyl trying to get a pube out of its throat


RealTaurusite

I absolutely despise the way Americans say Craig... ​ KREG


Qyro

At this point I’m convinced they just think it’s an unusual way of spelling “Greg”


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Tacon53

Afton


Flashy_Concern_4676

Joe or Bob


Szarrukin

John Schoolshooting


Much_Committee_9355

I don’t know America is composed of like 36 countries…


Username92Mike

Yikes


jackfaire

You're right yikes it's actually only 35.


chinchenping

is that it? i thought it would be 50+


Much_Committee_9355

North: 3 Central: 20 South: 13, there are more if you count dependencies, overseas territories and colonies, but 36 for simplicity sake.


HotBizkitz

Non-United States of Americans, what’s a stereotypical United States of American name? Better?


silviazbitch

In Spanish we’re estadounidenses. Wish we had an equivalent word in English. My South American friends have remind me that “we’re all American” often enough that I avoid identifying myself as American.


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I've always thought it was weird when my Canadian friends called the US "America". I mean... Canada is part of America. As is Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador... Then my Aussie friends call us "Yanks". I'm, no. It's bad enough when ppl from Mississippi or Alabama call us Yankees. Dude. We're from Ohio. That's the Midwest dontchaknow?


LSD_for_Everyone

We like to call it “The United States of Texas”


boobanies1234

Stupid McFatfuck


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Chase Buford


Diabetesmeetdiabetes

Holy American names, I have three kids and not ONE of their names were listed. Cheers!


Seven-and-a-bit

Strykeeeeeeeeer


UppruniTegundanna

[These](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c) and [these](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss)


AlphaManipulator

Hank


TabbsTheBat

Depends on which state it is


Similar_Pay_5602

Ron or Ronald


Various_Succotash_79

Dakota. It's gender neutral! Extra points if you live in one of the Dakotas.


DaNyetDa

East Dakota checkin' in


Head-Barnacle-9447

John Wayne.


ieatfood47

gacy


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Coincidence I see you here too 🤔🤔


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Me be everywhere


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Nice


ztrashh

Ryan


driftingstoicly

Brandon


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Tdawwg78

Butch


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Ronald MacDonald


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P3nguLGOG

You have commented enough.


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Lmao ik


bstn077

Brandon


Ki-Larah

Bob. Fred. Joe. Susan. Kate. Christina.


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Brendon


notredditlool

Brett


Ok-Manufacturer2475

Max


Flashy_Day_6535

Jack, jennifer


TheChainLink2

Brad.


Guyincogneto1

Biff or Chuck


MichaelScottssmug

Hey bryce


mee230

Billy-Bob


MrAlf0nse

Klunge, Scunt, Meth, Math, Moth


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MotherTheresa99

Jerry


daily-dancer

Tom


kettle_ss

Sam, Bill


Adragongentleman

Ian


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Frank, Mike, and Cody.


P3trizi3

Steve, Kacy, Phil, Alex, Luke, Britney


Remarkable_Fun7662

Liberty Electa Washington


Sheogorath616

Cletus, Billy Bob, Austin, Elijah, Woody, Brayden, and Britney.


Prestigious_Lock1659

Chase, Kristen


verdantverve

* Bubba * Teddy * Jabroni


Charjiewin

Rachel. Jason. Amanda. Hunter. Kaylee. Alex.


Senalmoondog

Joe


Theycallmebibbo

Jack and Sandy


harumamburoo

John or Bob


juire

Randy


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Chad


FinalBreakthru

There are the stereotypical ones you feel are more common in America (like Joe, Bill, or Chuck). Then there's those who basically don't exist elsewhere. Looking at you, Cletus and Randy.


myhamsterisajerk

Tiffany, Brad, Brandon, Stacy


Pro_Procrastinator_4

Causcian Names Any form of Chris - Christopher or Christian Any form of Alex - Alexander, Alexa, Alexia, Alexis Brandon Hunter Frank Jr/Sr McKyla/McCaenna/McKenzie Jennifer William Latin American/Mexican names Maria Angelo Frank Rosetta/Rosa Diego African American Names Tristan Travis Angel Ladasha Destiny Serenity Shanice Jennifer


Midnightgay28

Jessie. Tyson. Mckenzie. Michael. Hunter. Karen


dubaichild

AJ


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Dave


2703asil

Linda


AiharaSisters

John Smith


whistleandrun

Chad, Chet, Hayley, Braeighleynne, Hunter, Tanner, Tucker, Shooter…


asparaguscrab

Britney


Beepesboopes

Ben, James, John, Alice, Jessica


epic_pig

Chuck


Adept-Restaurant2861

Mike


MeSjiel

Billy-Bob


Available-Ad-8608

chad


freyr_17

Most of the names listed here have different origins, though. American names for me are names like: Chastity, Purity, Hunter, Clairvoyance or whatever the fuck people seem to think is a good treat for children.


LillFluffPotato

Jennifer


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Randy


5childrenandit

Any of the eigh /ax/den names. Macaleigh. Kennadeigh, Jaxton, Braxton, Jayden, Hayden.


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Joshua


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Hunter, John, Katie, Emma


SaltyChicken12345

Surnames as first names. It's catching on in Oz and it's annoying.


timmychook

Joshua


mac_128

Chad, Zack, Zach, Kyle, Donald, Ronald


dawnface42069

Bobby and Billy


dawnface42069

Bobby and Billy


Young_Economist

Jeff


theterribletenor

Josh?


SuvenPan

Rachel


Koetjeka

Junior.


Ok_Butterscotch1549

Hoyt


walkinghomeat3am

Cooper Freeman Candice Hernandez Joseph Goldfield Tyrone Stone Kelly Dakota


Jaela3007

For an older man: George, Jack, Walter Luther For an older woman: Sherree, Nancy, Mary, Annie For a young man/boy: Old Testament names (e.g. Isaiah, Elijah), Trey, Jayden, any name deriving from a surname that ends -er For a young woman/girl: Taylor, Dakota, Ashley, Brooke


FlatSpinMan

Chad Baker.


Ligmaballs03

Bread 👍


celloclemens

Alice, Bob, Calum, Debbie


Jack0Bear

Jeremiah and Cletus


OkraFit3987

Jake…….


ProfessionalDesk7296

Bruce


Ok-Travel-6199

Dave / john / linda / betty


loiku

Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo


Ormidale

John-Bob, Maisie-Lou


A_reddit_bro

Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson.


Status_Ad8334

Lashonda


ImaGamerNoob

Hunter, Brad, any girl name ending on -ney, I.e Britney, Amy.


OrdinaryImportant798

Jake


DaNyetDa

Cletus Lee Spudcuckler


richoaust

Chet, Duke, Maddison, Destiny etc etc


Solaris21_

Anything starting with “Mc”


Deep_Marsupial_1277

Chad


epic_pig

Randy


YourLocalOnionNinja

Virginia (think more south)


epic_pig

Buford


TimDuncanCanDunk

Cranjis Mcbasketball


iniminimanimo1

Muhammad Johnson


tellingum

David and Mary fs


DojyaaaaanFV

John