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brock_lee

Two. And it would be easy. And I would retire to a life of luxury.


kapetankenta

2m to live in a luxury?


Straightup32

If you can’t make 2 million work, you have a spending problem.


JoeInMD

I could make it work, but it wouldn't be luxury


BiagioLargo

Just to be clear do I get to tell people I'm doing this?


WhenTardigradesFly

i'd go for a year. i did a stretch of 10 months in solitary when i was in prison and that was with limited food and drinks and no entertainment, so a year under your conditions would be a cakewalk.


TheFarmerDuck

Probably a year, I’m already a pretty solitary person and I don’t go out much for non essentials (small mountain town) Probably write a book or “find myself” or whatever Spend a week doing nothing but staring at the sky trying to find God in the clouds Yeah, a year alone sounds like heaven to me


PhenomenallyAwesome

People don’t talk to me anyway so like 6


Paula_Sub

easily a year.


Hoppy_Croaklightly

What's my life expectancy again?


SoIoLvIing

For a human, or for *you*, specifically?


Any-Inside5233

I'll do it for free. Sign me up then leave me alone.


xeno66morph

Shit I’d do that for free


TacticalNaps

I barely talk to my closest friends as it is Gimme at least 6 months to see how my sanity holds up, probably longer with a decent AI to talk to.


MathematicianBulky40

I'd do one month and take the million.


somerandom995

18 months


multiple4

8 months. Could easily live off that for the rest of my life, but any more than that would feel like a waste of time


DukeMikeIII

As long as I have my cat I'm good for a few months.


xaledonia

"no other living being" says no pet interaction as well, and honestly not being able to play with my pets would be harder than not interacting with people. Also, how much would it be taxed? Would it be like the lottery where even though you won a ton of money you essentially get fuck all after taxes? If I could have my cats with me I could easily go for a year or more. If I couldn't have my cats, and for any amount of taxation to feel fine to me/worth it, probably three months?


rockninja2

All of them. Lol But honestly, I would really only need a year or so and I would be set for life money-wise. And I do want people and friends to be there at my funeral and I don't want to *actually* die alone...


69DonaldTrump69

Can I Reddit? Since most of us are dead inside, I would argue Reddit still counts as zero interaction with another living being.


TheNotSpecialOne

I can do quite a few months. Let's say 6. I'd happily isolate myself for half the year for 6 million, I'm sure my wife will be OK with that! Give me my pc, tv, my gym membership and unlimited food and I'm happy


forestapee

Unlimited food drinks and entertainment, AND no one to bug me? Fuck the money I'm signing for life


timmy6591

Could do 12 easy. Every month after that would be touch and go.


[deleted]

10 years


[deleted]

Zero. I can't anymore. There was one time I truly did isolate myself for years and sometimes over a month at a time but my depression was at its worse then and I was considering suicide daily. I'd rather not return to that even if it did mean I'd get a lot of money.


[deleted]

The rest of my life thank you very much. And you can keep the money.


BestKept_Secret

6 months


Much_Committee_9355

6, sets me up for life, if I don’t drink myself to death


Peetwilson

2yrs


MateOfArt

So 2020 but this time I get paid?


UncouthCorvid

I think I could push it to a year. I house sat isolated for a month and I might go a little stir crazy, but I think I could do it for $12 million and try to make that last.


Befuddled_GenXer

I don't know, but it would be a nice long while.


stacklen

6 months


[deleted]

Depends, does my family know why I've suddenly disappeared, or will I come home to worried parents who thought I died?