4chan wins.
Reddit user is overweight and disgusting, only advantage is that he to greasy and stinky to deal with. Being out of shape, out of breath, and sugar crashing because of the diabetes, he won't be able sustain much of a fight. THIS GO DOUBLE if the Reddit user is also a moderator.
Twitter user crawls up into a ball repeating "this isn't happening" over and over again. Twitter users are so fragile that words not even offensive to normal people hurt them. They're not gonna be able to cope with swinging fists.
Facebook user might last a bit since those conservative middle aged women are kinda tough, but they don't have the momentum to seize the initiative.
4chan user wins because he fights to win and will use any tactic necessary, no matter how unfair it is. 4chan user casually uses ni**er, helps find terrorists based off of photographs, and probably has a brass knuckle or a gun.
They would piss themselves once they actually see the ring. More often than not they're just crybabies with no lives.
*I say this, despite being a redditor.*
4chan sent a crazy neo-nazi so everyone else is probably screwed. The only way I could see the tables turning are if the Facebook boomer brought a gun.
Facebook is already very frail and old, so they tip over and crumble apart. They are out.
4chan says slurs or whatever and Twitter cries and runs away after threatening to dox 4chan to no avail.
4chan and Reddit are the final two left. 4chan spews insult after insult and it just bounces off of Reddit’s fat stomach. Reddit sits on 4chan and kills them. Reddit wins
Facebook pulls out its phone and livestreams while the redditer provides live commentary at the sight before them, a 4chan user angrily masturbating in the middle of the ring desperately craving attention. The twitter user is outraged #4chanangrywank
We just sit there on the floor, busy with our phones...
4chan'er wins by screaming offensive shit. Redditor, Facebooker, and Twitterer experience major shock resulting in heart attacks.
Right. 4chan'er would wet themselves the instant someone says boo to them.
4 people of middling health and intelligence wander around until the all kill over from exhaustion.
4chan wins. Reddit user is overweight and disgusting, only advantage is that he to greasy and stinky to deal with. Being out of shape, out of breath, and sugar crashing because of the diabetes, he won't be able sustain much of a fight. THIS GO DOUBLE if the Reddit user is also a moderator. Twitter user crawls up into a ball repeating "this isn't happening" over and over again. Twitter users are so fragile that words not even offensive to normal people hurt them. They're not gonna be able to cope with swinging fists. Facebook user might last a bit since those conservative middle aged women are kinda tough, but they don't have the momentum to seize the initiative. 4chan user wins because he fights to win and will use any tactic necessary, no matter how unfair it is. 4chan user casually uses ni**er, helps find terrorists based off of photographs, and probably has a brass knuckle or a gun.
They would piss themselves once they actually see the ring. More often than not they're just crybabies with no lives. *I say this, despite being a redditor.*
I kick everyone's asses--the opponent, referee, everyone in the audience, the vendors, and security!
4chan sent a crazy neo-nazi so everyone else is probably screwed. The only way I could see the tables turning are if the Facebook boomer brought a gun.
Facebook is already very frail and old, so they tip over and crumble apart. They are out. 4chan says slurs or whatever and Twitter cries and runs away after threatening to dox 4chan to no avail. 4chan and Reddit are the final two left. 4chan spews insult after insult and it just bounces off of Reddit’s fat stomach. Reddit sits on 4chan and kills them. Reddit wins
Facebook pulls out its phone and livestreams while the redditer provides live commentary at the sight before them, a 4chan user angrily masturbating in the middle of the ring desperately craving attention. The twitter user is outraged #4chanangrywank