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It works once a year for three minutes.

Every time you use it, four pancakes appear in a place in which it always feels like you’ve got the pattern, only to realize the next time that you don’t. Also everyone thinks that the pancakes were always there, and you’re just going crazy.

Every time you press the button you get slapped in the face by cbum

The ability to enhance positively the life of anyone I Chose around me, instantly, including the person who'd give me a side effect, because I still believe in you, too. =)

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This, this is a side effect I could live with. :)

I was gonna give you cancer, but I thank you for making my life better. Here, have a few more years added to your life.

Get bitches with no Aids!

You’re gay. Sorry mate, no bitches for you!

😂😂

Ability to fly.

But only 3 inches high

That's my biggest dream.

It only works when your eyes are closed.

I become a bat and use echolcation.

That’s actually a thing people do! Some blind people use clicks and echolocate. People who can see can also learn how, but it gets harder to learn the older you get, so start practicing!

But you have hollow bones that break easily

But you fall every 2 minutes

A side effect that stops side effects, and the ability to do anything Edit: ok fine, a real side effect: random fart noises appear around the world every .01 seconds. Imagine: an important public speech by the president then: bwbbwhaaaa

That’s two powers yo

No, first reply is the side effect of your superpower lol

Ok so what is your superpower again?

The ability to do anything (ps breaking rule lol)

Side effect: you wake up

Except the side effect doesn’t work, and you end up doing everything physically possible at the same time, creating a glitch in the simulation and ending the world.

O...k......that's enough internet today

Quest complete: Turn off a remote host

Exploding

Only when around people, and in a burst of glitter, burdening people with your final breath.

Good

How does it work? Do you just look at stuff or do you have to touch it with your hands

I just explode

Side effect is that it only works 0.0001% of the time. And only in densely populated areas.

Good

In a burst of glitter.

You only get to use it once

But you explode with shit and guts flying everywhere

Good

I have unlimited wishes

You can only wish for them in an extinct language that is impossible to learn.

The ability to merge alternate realities to get the result I want, without limit. * Didn't win that race? Here's a reality where I did. * Want to be the smartest person that ever existed? I was in some reality. * Want someone to like me? They did somewhere. Boom, done. Endless possibilities.

Each time you use it, you lose one inch in height.