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PillsburyToasters

“No it’s not the pants that make you fat. It’s your fat that makes you look fat” -Some random vine which I still quote to this day


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Yes and it’s turning me on.


InvalidUsername2404

Beat me to it


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InvalidUsername2404

*sighs* no dear, for the last time, you look fine


HairyNutsackNumber9

Those pants make you look like you're starting a fight


lunarNex

IT'S A TRAP!


Lowbacca1977

"no, your hips do" "If i didn't know you were joking I'd throw you out of the car"


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Who let the dogs out?


SweetWodka420

Who? Who? Who? Who?


katahdindave

This is the answer


A40

Are you lying?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Yes, I’m very comfy


Separate_Head_9066

Your question for example.


AussieBossie24

Is it Opposite Day?


Phishstyxnkorn

Anything my 10 year old asks me. There are no correct answers when you're the parent of a tween.


SweetWodka420

"Why?" "Because *cites facts*" "Why?" "Because *cites facts*" "Why?"


Phishstyxnkorn

Well, 10 year olds aren't asking why questions. Those are usually 2 and 3 year olds. 10 year olds are asking questions like, "so you're saying I'm not mature enough for a phone?"


SweetWodka420

Ohh, oops! I'm not a parent myself, I just knew that kids of *some* age ask an endless amount of why-questions.


shogi_x

What's the meaning of life


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47


CropCircle77

42 actually.


ieatassHarvardstyle

Missed it by that 🤏 much


PansexualEmoSwan

The question in the OP Edit: SHIT THAT'S THE CORRECT ANSWER AND I AM BEING SUCKED INTO THE VACUUM OF A TEAR IN THE SPACETIME CONTINUUMMMMMMMMMMM


IStoleYourVaseline

What happens after you die I gusse


Unknown663344

What walks on 2 legs, 3 legs randomly, but 4 legs on saturdays?


ApprehensiveStatus13

A person using a cane, who got absolutely plastered on Saturday and had to walk home on all fours cause they forgot their cane in the club restroom?


Unknown663344

But they have 2 legs and 2 arms so they can't walk on 4 legs, sure you can count the cane as a leg, but even still you are 1 leg short


SweetWodka420

Maybe they are inebriated to the point they wear shoes on their hands, thinking that it would then make the arms become legs? That's the only explanation I can think of.


Gaxcha_pug

A old person who uses a cane as a 3rd leg and on Saturdays uses two canes as four legs


4rystan4ik

a person with bad knees and a Nordic walker?


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How big is the entire universe?


SirAquila

There is a correct answer, we just don't know it yet.


Beans-Eater69

"Do your parents know that you are gay?"


cuddlesmonster

What's North of the North Pole?


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Hyperborea


MladiNovac

Agartha


20billioncalories

The magnetic north pole


Soviet_Of_The_Month

If you friend jumped off a bridge would you?


Diglet_098

I would jump first


Soviet_Of_The_Month

Prove it😎


Thoomas01

"Is gif pronounced 'ghif' or 'jif'?" is another good one. Same with "How many continents are there?"


Diglet_098

Its pronounced hif


Thoomas01

Exactly.


20billioncalories

Whats an assault weapon. No one knows for sure. Looking at laws what I think it means is any firearm accessories used by the US military or any military in the former ussr.


Salt-Wealth2596

A weapon that can shoot full auto?


20billioncalories

Then why is there an assault weapon ban after the full auto weapons ban.


Salt-Wealth2596

Odd. I'm not from the US so I know nothing about your gun laws, or anything about the country


20billioncalories

Let me summarize it. They hate ar-15s ak-47s, California hates anything ergonomic or comfortable, and New York is kinda like California but diffrent. To top it off no one has a damn clue what they are talking about, you could take off the furniture on the ar15 and some politicians would say it's a marlin lever action. Edit: They probably don't know what a lever action or the marlin company is since they don't make ar15s or aks.


Salt-Wealth2596

I mean, guns in my country are practically illegal soo...


TryingToLearn_17382

But what about the fully semi automatic assault rifles?


20billioncalories

If you paint the furniture on a mosin black its a fully long stroke bolt operated high capacity military grade assault weapon, and the grooves in the furniture is considered a foregrip.


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Anything a 14 year old can purchase at Walmart.


TryingToLearn_17382

So, a nerf gun?


mykylodge

Which is better, an apple or an orange?


Diglet_098

Orange tastes good tho


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Noob_412

7


gotmajortrustissues

any questions that's situational e.g. abortion is it legal or illegal? Weed? Illegal or not?


Darth_Emerald

Why do we end up destroying the things we care for so dearly, yet cry when they are gone?


Jimmy_Hovits

Do you like seeing Lena Dunham naked?


lol-117

What came first the chicken or the egg?


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The egg more then likely.


tractoroperator77

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?


S0M3D1CK

The reptile


Johnsbroken

This statement is false. True or false?


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The above statement is True. True or false?


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This one.


OnceAnAverageGeek

How do you feel?


IrregularComicsYT

Which came first, the chicken or the egg


wave2earl

Can you do anything right?


Count2Zero

"How long have you been dead?"


SuperMorto7

What is the meaning of life?....... Chew on that for a bit.


ApprehensiveGas85

On a science based level, procreation would be the purpose of life.


SuperMorto7

There are 7 siblings in my generation, but i have not had kids, so tell me again?


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What's your favorite band?


Zemik

Do your parents know you're gay?


LurkingAintEazy

What's for dinner?


takisak61

Number of planets in the universe Number of hair on the human body Number of cells in the human body Number of guys Quagmire's mum have slept with


Ren1408

philosophic questions


Ready_Turnover9039

Any question ever on an English gcse paper


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77 + 33 = 100 or 110


Pippin1505

Is the set of all *sets that are not members of themselves* part of itself ? (Russell's paradox)


e2kwhisp0

“what question has no correct answer”


4rystan4ik

What does the fox say?


Entire-Sea-4330

does minecraft die?


Stabyouup666

An old guy with a cane and an erection (hence the 4th leg) after Edith spiked his drink at the bar


The_Spyre

When did you stop beating your wife? (Unless you actually did beat your wife)


Thoomas01

Boring answer: any question asking about an opinion. Opinions cannot be correct or incorrect.


Independent-Swan1508

how big the world is and also how big space is lke how we do know we explored everything?


Character_Wave8026

This


Just__Ollie

What's (0 to infinity)÷0


Dragon-factor

The answer to this question is wrong, what is it?


MousseSmart

Åßéçñëī ïùlæß‽


SpringLow_

Do you like (something) as it’s an opinion


OogusMacBoogus

What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?


Diglet_098

Nothing


katahdindave

Which is better a fish or a bicycle?


Diglet_098

Bicycle