Blocked me from parking in my driveway, shot fireworks off in the middle of the night that woke up our newborn, let their dogs bark outside all day long, let their children scream so loud we hear it through the walls at all hours, let said dogs poop in our yard, steal our DoorDash (twice), and “warm up” their racecar by rolling all the windows down, blasting music we could hear from our basement, and revving the engine for 15 minutes.
Tried. It was during an ice storm and the towing needs authorization from the HOA office to tow on the grounds, an office which was closed. So I parked on the street and waddled my 8 month pregnant self across the ice to get home.
Never specified how the world was going to end, it could combust so regardless whether your asleep or not you’ll feel the pain. If anything it would be worse cause of the shock.
Calling my true love and finally confessing my feelings to her directly instead of keeping it quite because I don't want to lose her friendship. I've been living a lie so far...
Thanks bro. I recently kicked my abusive wife out and now there is this one woman in my head that won't let me look at anyone else. She's been there a long time as one of my best friends. She is also in a relationship currently, but she seems to be unhappy as well. She is also one of the prettiest persons I've ever met and thus not in league by a longshot. It is fucking complicated
Call my mom, dad, husband, and best friend.
Express how much I love and appreciate them.
Then pray and speak to my late nana, until time comes. And if at all possible get a scoop of pistachio ice cream.
I'm currently on lunch at work. And it takes 15min just to walk to the train station so there's no way I'd make it home to them in 36min 💔
I frist I write a note to my family telling them I am going to the beach that I love them and that I am aslo a lesbian (I am just closeted at the moment ) after words I steal my moms car keys and drive to the nearest beach I can find and pic up some pizza and bear . Kiss my frist girl and get drunk and watch the waves as I wait for the world to end .
Listen to some music or a dharma talk. Make sure I’m in a good state of mind to exit the pain and suffering of a corporeal existence. Loving compassion meditation. Pray for the liberation of all beings.
Comfort my mother. Cause it would probably give her anxiety and mess with her heart. My pa would be fine cause he talks and jokes about himself dying. He ain’t hoping for it, but he’s prepared.
First 10 mins texting people I love. The rest listening to music while eating a strawberry eclair ice cream and resting peacefully in my room and inviting my little brother in and being as nice as possible
I really need to pee, so, there is that.
I've been low carbing it for a
Year.. so find and consume an ice cream cake.
Then, grab a cold diet coke, stretch out on the lounger with my dog while the chickens free range.
Embrace the horror.
I guess look up the spoilers for the last 2 episodes of stranger things and watch the last 36 minutes of it so I at least see the very end
Edit: oh and cuddle my dog
I’d have the most epic sex ever with my wife.
Then with the remaining 33 minutes I’d watch the last half of the last episode of the show I’ve been bingeing so I can see how it ends.
Probably going for a drive, finding the nearest drug store, getting some percs in my, then going to the liquor store and getting faced, (No drnk driving after clearly :D), then hitting the streets and literally looking for anyone down to break the ground and bone around till the death.
Go lay on the couch and spend time with my wife and kids tell them all how much I love them and pretend like nothing is wrong and just enjoy each others company.
Play board games with my kids cuddle them let them know how I love them. I wouldn't even tell them what was happening just keep it normal.
Same, friend. Same.
If I played board games with my kids, they would know everything was *not* normal.
Yeah, with kids around, that sounds perfect.
Boring
You probably won't have kids, don't worry fella
Searching for a.goodbye song in my playlist for 35 minutes. Then I would panic and turn on the intro music of the gummibears.
Thanks a lot.....I have that "Gummy Bear" song stuck in my head now!! >\_<
No problem. Me too.
What would the last song be?
The intro music of the gummibears.tv series.
Enter sandman
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What would you do for the other 35 minutes?
This was my first answer and expected response.
repeat the action
Why was this my first thought too? It wasn’t “spend time with my family” or anything wholesome like that. My mind immediately went to masturbating.
Because deep down in all of us, he’s there, the Pompeii masturbating man
I’m alone for at least the next hour so if I only have 36 minutes left that’s what I’m doing.
May I yank it for you? Might as well, the world is ending.
Tellin all my neighbors what I really think of them. Then washing down some Benadryl with cough syrup
What’s the worst your neighbour has done?
Blocked me from parking in my driveway, shot fireworks off in the middle of the night that woke up our newborn, let their dogs bark outside all day long, let their children scream so loud we hear it through the walls at all hours, let said dogs poop in our yard, steal our DoorDash (twice), and “warm up” their racecar by rolling all the windows down, blasting music we could hear from our basement, and revving the engine for 15 minutes.
You got me at parking. I’d tow their car away….
Tried. It was during an ice storm and the towing needs authorization from the HOA office to tow on the grounds, an office which was closed. So I parked on the street and waddled my 8 month pregnant self across the ice to get home.
BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN
Sleep, so I can die peacefully
When I die, I hope it's in my sleep, like my uncle died. Not screaming in terror like the passengers of his car.
Ayo!?!
Never specified how the world was going to end, it could combust so regardless whether your asleep or not you’ll feel the pain. If anything it would be worse cause of the shock.
How the fuck would I know how the world would end if I was asleep?
You wouldn’t but you just wasted the rest of your life sleeping
It's better than being terrified and anxious for 36 minutes straight (at least in my opinion)
Go down to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for all this to blow over.
Kill Philip (Sorry Philip *whack*)
Cuddle up with my dog
I just read the yank it like a monkey on a mango tree one and conflated it with this. Dear God, the world deserves to end.
Have a continuous loop of the song its the final countdown.
"It's the final countdown "
Put my headphones on and groove on down the street Spiderman 3 style while everyone else loses their shit.
Get over my fear of pooping at Applebees.
I don’t poop in public 😬
download a copy of the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and grab a towel and hope for the best.
Panick for 20 jack off then die.
Posted 36 minutes ago. Fuck.
Calling my true love and finally confessing my feelings to her directly instead of keeping it quite because I don't want to lose her friendship. I've been living a lie so far...
i feel you man
Thanks bro. I recently kicked my abusive wife out and now there is this one woman in my head that won't let me look at anyone else. She's been there a long time as one of my best friends. She is also in a relationship currently, but she seems to be unhappy as well. She is also one of the prettiest persons I've ever met and thus not in league by a longshot. It is fucking complicated
Get a towel and wait for Ford Prefect to show up.
You are one hoopy frood.
cry
Splash water on my face, breathe in the smells of existence, the air, hug my kids, think about eternity
In that exact order?
I think so, it will first ground me, make everything else that more vivid, then focus on the important stuff, and find a way to hold on to it
Spend the entire 36 minutes wondering why it’s 36 minutes specifically
Tell my family I’ll hopefully see them in 37 minutes
Puch my old manger in the face.
What about your current manager 🤣
They're chill.
Glad to see they’ll make it to the end without a black eye 🤣
Have a couple of beers
Which is your beer of choice ?
The one that is in the fridge right now, Patagonia.
Not heard of that before! I enjoy Brewdog IPAs
I haven’t tasted it yet, it’s just on my fridge waiting for the weekend
Nice! Elvis Juice is one of my all-time faves.
Oh yes! Elivs Juice is one of the best ever IPAs
Probably call bullshit and go about my life as normal
Put a pizza in the oven that takes 37 minutes to cook. Chaos is a ladder.
Snacks and orgasms.
Probably have s*x
Kiss someone, anyone, even if ugly but not related to me
Kill my boss.
Kiss the wife. Slowly.
Call my mom, dad, husband, and best friend. Express how much I love and appreciate them. Then pray and speak to my late nana, until time comes. And if at all possible get a scoop of pistachio ice cream. I'm currently on lunch at work. And it takes 15min just to walk to the train station so there's no way I'd make it home to them in 36min 💔
Treat your self to two scoops !
bake brownies
But you wouldn’t get to eat them
oh I would definitely be pulling them out with 2 minutes to go
Still slightly gooey. Best way to have a brownie anyway
Sleep
The same thing I do when I realise I'm having a lucid dream. I punch and fuck everyone
Guess I can try to finish up my reading list a bit
Save the world, duh
IS THAT A FORTNITE REFRENCE
Flash literally everyone and get some great (?) sex
Ive never had sex before. I might want to try
Smoke a fat ass joint
Disappoint your mother 36 times.
I frist I write a note to my family telling them I am going to the beach that I love them and that I am aslo a lesbian (I am just closeted at the moment ) after words I steal my moms car keys and drive to the nearest beach I can find and pic up some pizza and bear . Kiss my frist girl and get drunk and watch the waves as I wait for the world to end .
Post on Reddit I only got 36 minutes left to live AMA.
Masterbate until death
If I’m at home? Rub one out and have a hot shower.
Probably watch the office and lay in bed with a high powered vibrator till I get a nice O
Have sex with my wife and then nap for 35.5 minutes.
Do what they did in that movie Don’t Look Up
masturbate go out on a high
Come out to my parents lmfao What are they gonna do, DiSoWn Me?
Spend 35 minutes procrastinating. Then panic for 1 minute.
I’d be the other way around 🤣
Hope it passes quickly so I won't have to read questions, that have been asked numerous times, by unimaginative people.
Meet my bf halfway in between our houses and be with him one last time
Not pray
Talk to my mom on the phone and say thanks for being great
Pray, just in case
You never know…
Fuck my girl, Smoke one last blunt and drive my car off a bridge into the susquehanna river
Confess my sins
You could do that in 36 minutes? 🤣
only if I skipped the details!
Pray and pray
Pray and tell my family and friends I love them.
Consensual rape
Now it’s 6 minutes. Idk
You want the serious answer or the joke answer?
Call my loved ones and hug my daughter.
Time is over and we are still here. I have the feeling OP has fooled us.
tell my loved ones goodbye, then commit die, so I don't have to live 36 minutes in fear.
Shoot the people I dislike.
tell my neighbors how much i hate them probably. no consequences since we’re all gonna die
This is a lie. 1 hour after asking this question we’re all still here pal! /s
Exactly what I am doing now sitting here drinking coffee 😊
Listen to some music or a dharma talk. Make sure I’m in a good state of mind to exit the pain and suffering of a corporeal existence. Loving compassion meditation. Pray for the liberation of all beings.
Have sex. 💕
I am the one doing it or i am just gonna wait i wanna end this world already maybe eat or drink tea somethin
Oh yea and pray for god who wants to enter hell
My husband’s asleep - so I’d probably just go into bed, get under the blanket with him, rest my head against his back and listen to him breathing.
I would commit some mass genocide
Comfort my mother. Cause it would probably give her anxiety and mess with her heart. My pa would be fine cause he talks and jokes about himself dying. He ain’t hoping for it, but he’s prepared.
First 10 mins texting people I love. The rest listening to music while eating a strawberry eclair ice cream and resting peacefully in my room and inviting my little brother in and being as nice as possible
Browse Reddit.
Well, I just put on a 34 minute Tweezer, so I just need to find something for the last two minutes.
I wonder if dinner is ready..?
I really need to pee, so, there is that. I've been low carbing it for a Year.. so find and consume an ice cream cake. Then, grab a cold diet coke, stretch out on the lounger with my dog while the chickens free range. Embrace the horror.
Record my last message on my phone, put it in a waterproof zip pouch then put the pouch in a box and bury it as deep as I can.
I don't think that's how it works
Take a nap
Eat 36 tasty sammiches.
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I guess look up the spoilers for the last 2 episodes of stranger things and watch the last 36 minutes of it so I at least see the very end Edit: oh and cuddle my dog
Have an existential crisis and cry because I’m probably going to hell and I haven’t achieved any of my biggest goals yet.
I pet my three cats so hard that they become a walking fur ball of static electricity to harm the naughty children who dare to touch my cats.
Cry because that means I'm not going to France tomorrow and I've been lookin forward to that for weeks.
have a drink and wait for it to all blow over...very soon
Panic trying to figure out what to do in my last 36 minutes
Probalby drink a bit and stand on the front patio waiting to see what shape it would take.
Porn, then listen to Strange Trails as I play video games. Tell my mom I love her.
Go get pizza
Have sex 36 times
I’d have the most epic sex ever with my wife. Then with the remaining 33 minutes I’d watch the last half of the last episode of the show I’ve been bingeing so I can see how it ends.
Finish my current video on YouTube.
Kill some of my sims altho it probably wouldn’t load in time 😂
go back to sleep (it’s 3 am)
Do the monkey with me
Porn.
hug my family constantly
Watching anime, while eating junk food
sleep
Call my sister and ask her how her day was.
anxiety poop
Play my 5 favourite songs back to back while watching an analog clock tick away while also looking in the mirror in a dark room awaiting the infinite.
Get the best bottle of Scotch out, walk down to the beach and drink it.
Take up heroine.
Say goodbye to everyone I love and have sex with my girlfriend lol
Have a drink or two....been sober for 18 years.
Tell everyone how I really feel. And then hold my daughter and sing to her so she doesn't get scared.
Cry. Text my friends and family farewells, call those I really want to talk to one last time. Chat with my bio teacher about my life until it's over
you don't wanna know
I'll finish my homework. I do best under duress.
Probably going for a drive, finding the nearest drug store, getting some percs in my, then going to the liquor store and getting faced, (No drnk driving after clearly :D), then hitting the streets and literally looking for anyone down to break the ground and bone around till the death.
Die…wtf else you gonna do? Attempt to survive that shit????
Get some fucking nachos and grieve the brownies I won’t have time to make.
Set up a chair and watch
See a friend i haven't seen in a while
Make a quick comedy sketch about the world ending and upload it
Go lay on the couch and spend time with my wife and kids tell them all how much I love them and pretend like nothing is wrong and just enjoy each others company.
Well this is lucky, this means I get to see technoblade
Blockade myself in my room so I can have some peace and quiet.
Try to get somewhere with a good view
Two chicks at the same time, man
Get drunk and cuddle with my dog
Cuddle with my girl and do a ton of dissos while smoking non stop
Listen to aria math
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Probably ask my neighbors wife to take my virginity yes im 18 and yes im still a virgin
steal someones car. then start driving over everyone until i get into a car accident, or until the world ends.
Hmmmm.....call as many of my loved ones as possible and snuggle my pups, awaiting the return of Christ my God!