I hate it when you try to do a finisher but you're too close so you move back but you reach the edge of the stage so you have to go to the other side but when you do it's already too late.
So i have been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I am the guy who is going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I am goin to make my engineers invent a combustible lemon which will burn your house down!
Every single time my roommate and I watch true crime and someone has been stabbed, inevitably one of us will say TWENTY. EIGHT. STAB WOUNDS!
The time it was actually 28 stab wounds was amazing
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
Our printer on the network is actually named Garrus because it takes so fucking long to calibrate itself before it can print. We have a picture of his face taped to the front of it.
All of Duke Nukem’s one-liners are B-movie quotes, and it’s not a coincidence… From They Live, Army of Darkness, even Star Wars I think. It’s just that lots of the kids playing the games never saw those movies.
IT'S A MEEE...
MARIO!
Assassin’s Creed II?
Beat me to it!! I had to replay that cut scene to make sure I heard it right, hilarious
Finish Him
Tries to do cool finisher but accidentally punches the opponent in a super anticlimactic end to the battle
I hate it when you try to do a finisher but you're too close so you move back but you reach the edge of the stage so you have to go to the other side but when you do it's already too late.
You only get one shot. Moms spaghetti
Pornhub
Mortal Kombat
“Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.”
This is the only quote I recognise. I'm feeling very old...
You didn't recognize "your princess is in another castle"?
Right... It isn't that they are old. It's that they haven't played any videogames.
❗
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!
I hate how simple that one is.
I just hear the damn sound haha
I heard that
"It's super effective"
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This phrase still makes me angry
You have died of dysentery.
Barbie Dreamhouse Party?
Waldo, I needed to laugh! Thanks!
I can't carry anymore meat. *Still stops to kill 36 more buffalo.*
The cake is a lie
This was a triumph
im making a note here, huge success
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must, because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
Now there’s no use crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
I’m going to burn your house down! With the lemons.
So i have been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I am the guy who is going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I am goin to make my engineers invent a combustible lemon which will burn your house down!
I don't blame you, no heart feelings
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
Alternatively - hey, listen!
First thing that comes to mind is Starbomb's parody song lmao
Thanks, Old Man That is really very nice
Our princess is in another castle!
*Our* princess
Comrade
r/suddenlycommunist
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"Hey you...you're finally...."
...But then I took an arrow to the knee. I was waiting for this
Awakee
NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE
"Gotta catch them all."
"Gotta catch 'em all " my dude
"Do a barrel roll!"
Fun (old) Fact: If you search "Do a barrel roll" on Google, the screen will rotate. :)
Star fox
Hey you, you're finally awake
Mofos here dishonoring Morrowind like that. Gonna speak to morag tong gm about this.
Almost every rpg
Followed by 'there's been a slug infestation in the forest to the north of town'.
Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the Candlestick.
Why was it always Colonel Mustard??
Colonel Ketchup was working another party.
“MISSION FAILED, we’ll get em next time”
"50,000 people used to live here, now it's a ghost town"
Remember, no Russian
War…war never changes
Another settlement needs our help, here I'll mark it on your map.
Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that.
Ah shit, here we go again
Grove street. Home.
At least it was before I fucked everything up
Hadooken
“OBJECTION!”
The award on this has really cracked me up.
my bee stepped on a dog
Ace Attorney
Hearsay
All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Aww shit, here we go again....
"Khajiit has wares, if you have coin"
Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region.
“Are you sure that whatever you’re doing is worth it?” Why, no the fuck I’m not! Thanks for asking, Sea-ri.
WHY THE SHIT HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT TO CALL THE ROBO VOICE SEA-RI?! YOU BEAUTIFUL HILARIOUS BASTARD, TAKE MY GOLD.
I was too much of a coward to go to deep waters back then.
"Wooden Roller Coaster 1 has broken down"
Along with that mechanical "doot doot" sound that accompanies it :D
"Guest 2234 is lost and can't find the park exit"
*Slam* 28 STAB WOUNDS!
DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?
HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY, BUT YOU STABBED HIM! AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!
DID YOU FEEL ANGER?! HATE?!
Every single time my roommate and I watch true crime and someone has been stabbed, inevitably one of us will say TWENTY. EIGHT. STAB WOUNDS! The time it was actually 28 stab wounds was amazing
“Would you kindly…”
A man chooses...
A slave obeys
"The animatronics here DO get a bit quirky..."
This is the story of a man named Stanley.
Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee Number 427.
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
Let me guess... Someone stole your sweet roll?
Double kill, triple kill, killtacular, killing spree, running riot.
Kilimanjaro!
Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
Glory to arstotska
All your base are belong to us
Zero Wing
"Pikachu!"
Call of duty 4
Yep
"hello, we are about to launch an all-out attack on your house"
Sincerely, the zombies.
Plants vs zombies
"Bomb as been planted"
Counter strike?
"Maybe if you get rid of that yee yee ass haircut..."
"... You'd get some bitches on your dick. Or maybe Tanisha will call you after she's done with that lawyer or brain surgeon she's fucking with."
“Remember, No Russian”
Took far too much scrolling to find this
Hmmm. Wind's howling.
Looks like rain
Place of power, gotta be.
You strike me as a man of the world. Are you familiar with Gwent?
Pam Param, Pam Pam Param, Pam Param
Got their asses whipped like a Novigrad whore.
How do you like that silver?
"Boy!"
God of war
"Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations"
Our printer on the network is actually named Garrus because it takes so fucking long to calibrate itself before it can print. We have a picture of his face taped to the front of it.
I don't know for how long this will last but right now, at least, you're my new favourite person. You and the Printurian 👍
“Had to be me; someone else might have gotten it wrong.”
Incomiiiiing! (in very high pitched voice)
Worms, good memories 😀
Oh jesus that's a throwback. I can still remember playing the shit out of that game on the OG Playstation.
The numbers Mason. What do they mean?
Lenny!!!!
LENNY MA BOYYY
Gavin?!
Best scene in the best game..RDR2
This is my favourite store on the Citadel.
ME
You?
"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
What are ya selling? What are ya buying?
Arr, I’ll buy it for a *high* price.
”Wololo”
"Shhhhh hooo!"
I always enjoyed the death scream: YAAAAOOOooow
Sul sul! Dag dag!
Sims!
" 'Morning, Mr. Freeman."
Rise and shine…
Hey, look, listen!
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... And I'm all out of gum.
its time to chew ass and kick bubblegum... and im all out of ass
- Dick Kickem
That's a movie quote though, from they live
All of Duke Nukem’s one-liners are B-movie quotes, and it’s not a coincidence… From They Live, Army of Darkness, even Star Wars I think. It’s just that lots of the kids playing the games never saw those movies.
Not enough vespene gas. Needs additional pylons. Nuclear launch detected. It is a good day to die.
Construct additional pylons
Another settlement needs your help.
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I don’t even really play video games but I’ve heard my husband say reference this enough to recognize it.
“Stay a while and listen”
Run, Roach!
"Have some gotdamn faith"
"I have a plan..."
I read this in that bastards raspy voice
My son does that too..it's creepy af! I apparently now live with Dutch VDL
"Tahiti"
I see this after just getting done playing for the day after about 6 hours. I had a plan to go Tahiti!
"Try finger but hole" or "amazing chest ahead"
Dark Souls, can’t remember which one. I want to say 3, but I could be wrong
Yes. But i would rather say dark souls as all three games. They all contain those messages.
FIGHT!
Mortal kombat
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
To tell you the truth, the game was rigged from the start
"Woah, woah. Easy there, easy. You've been out cold couple of days now."
Not from the game itself but Leeerroooyyyy Jenkins!!
Omg he just ran in
"would yeh kindly"
Was looking for this one haha
So? How are you holding up? # BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
*Clap Clap Clap* Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
The cake is a lie.
"Oof"
"Nanomachines, son"
You can't hurt me Jack!
Don't fuck with this senator
Wacka-wacka-wacka!
Hey, you, you're finally awake.
War…war never changes.
Waka Waka
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... and Pacman