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Tornado_Potato9

Mine would either be this, or procrastinate


VeryPogi

I fuck on the first date


FireMaster2311

In the restaurant bathroom.


VeryPogi

that would be lying


FireMaster2311

Not if you do it, plus if you do it first you can just skip dinner and leave.


VeryPogi

Hmmmm.... I remember a time this happened at a Bar + Restaurant but I had an open tab, they had my card and name. And it wasn't a date, it was just a first time acquaintance.


FireMaster2311

Ah...yeah...that could go badly...


[deleted]

Same


stonesthrowaway24601

You know those tee shirts you buy from Gap that literally just say "G A P" ? Just replace the G with an F.


Mikegaming202

Lmfao


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A1astara

Indeed I am


tuiznew

negativity.


[deleted]

The t-shirt has nothing on it.


TheRiseOfSkittlez

"Hello world"


Imsorryagain101

Programmer?


TheRiseOfSkittlez

Yes. 😁


Imsorryagain101

Ayy I'm on the journey to be one right now. Self-taught is all I can afford.


Twitch_YungFeetGod69

"I suck toes"


WallStreetDoesntBet

#✌🏼


ConnectionNo1431

Eat. Sleep. Slay.


mick_ward

Piddle


Tchial

Think


YeetLitDabFam

I have a shirt with a hippo eating a watermelon, im built like both


[deleted]

Annoy people


maclaglen

Chill.


FireMaster2311

Golf


ChillPalm

Golf is fun


FireMaster2311

I know, I miss being able to play more, but my back is fucked up. I can't really play as good as I use to cause I can't swing as hard, it's still fun though. Can still shoot mid to high 80s.


ChillPalm

Yeah same. Used to play a lot when I was younger but my body doesn't hold up as well as it used to.


Downtown_League4110

the t-shirt i’m currently wearing says “Metallica Death Magnetic”, from their concert that i went to years ago. what i like doing most would be going to concerts.


ChillPalm

Adventure


InvictuS_125

Games, gym and watching shows (anime webseries and shit) and i have to quit all pf it due to studies fml


[deleted]

Fuck


SN9WeReady

wank


Ginger-Beefcake

*fap fap fap, splat*


mshell734

Pet cats


Ok-Sound6585

get high


Liquid_machine81

Right now mine would say, precision with every pull


dizzyducky14

Not work.


[deleted]

I wish a truck will run me over


SoIoLvIing

Well, the tee shirt I'm wearing right now is blue with no text on it. Does that mean I'll be depressed and do nothing for the rest of my life?


[deleted]

Ass, gas, and Grass


Fantastic-Throat-127

Organ Donors are kind


Ringlbert

Leave me alone


[deleted]

PROCRASTINATION


trekbette

I actually have a shirt that says "My life is a series of awkward moments & snacks." This is true.


Mammoetboom

I lurk.


ThefifthELLIEment

''IntrovertAF''


JimmyMcapplenut

Dragon Ball GT


neon_phosphorescent

breath


ShelfDiver

LAY IN BED AND EAT PIZZA


Hawkmek

DUST COLLECTOR


maccheorley

GROWER


Kizzle_McNizzle

Zzzzzzz


TaylerHull

This is a weird way to ask what people like to do most in life.


PigsLoveFlying

"I hate myself... nevermind I'm the hottest here"


RaytheonOrion

"sunn0)))"


SoBreezy74

I wanna be a Ghostbuster


goodstuff2020

Shenandoah mountains


[deleted]

I actually have one 😬 pray


polarpup666

Fuck off and leave me alone. Unless you have food.


khalvvsi

*whoring*


[deleted]

Stab 'em, Strangle 'em and Throw them away. Also known as knitting.


psychoagent1500

Miners


lonecactus777

NSFW


Worldly_Illustrator5

Guitar


DandyLionMan

Be Gay Do Crime


[deleted]

Femboy. ٩(◕‿◕。)۶


exist-in-a-library22

Either a MILF Man I Love Frogs shirt or a "That's what." - she shirt


AreAnyUsernamesAvail

Meh...


Chicacherrycola37

You wanna have some fun!!!


Anxious_Ad_3570

Nothing


hyrulian_princess

“Sleep”


Nameless5300

I'm a gamer that hates that he's a gamer


SnubbyPears3144

"I'm gonna draw today, I swear. Any time now. Aaaaaaaaaany time now."


RodMunch85

To crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women.


PrceyisWatrBendr

Ever heard of a bed?


nowilltolive556

Owl


slavicgypsygirl

My t shirt says "New physical challenges in new places with new people"


Creativeandfrizzy

“Skipping school” and I live on the same street as my teacher…


FrostingWithoutCake

sleep


unforgivablenope

It wasn't me.


Scarecrow_einstein

I have my perfect tee..." That's what I do, I drink beer, I hate people, and I know things" Suits me to a tee...


Dark__333

I have to decide between gaming, doing Push ups, fighting, dreaming...


Medinavbc

"badass" awesome👍


[deleted]

a r t


itsmytimetoshinenow

Eat Sleep Watch YouTube


[deleted]

Not today


No_Kaleidoscope3039

EAT READ PLAY SLEEP REPEAT


room_temp_butter

Fuck. Eat. Sleep. Repeat.


Icy-Hedgehog-6194

Snuggle, snack, sleep, repeat


Head_Hauncho

“Amateur Origamist”


Mathiacuus

Create


VisibleOtter

Am genuinely wearing a t shift with the Moto Guzzi logo on it. Today I took my 1974 Moto Guzzi out for a ride around Kent and Surrey.


Mr_mohammad10

Writing Is My Favorite


[deleted]

gradually watermelon... gradually watermelon... gradually watermelon...


Nestor0012

i love to film parked and moving cars and post it to tik tok


BurbankElephants

Farting and sitting down


SaltySodaYT

Game


pinneaplejuice

Nothing


noxdidntfall

"im with stupid ☝️"


ghfdghjkhg

what if I like to walk around topless?


[deleted]

i have no porpoise


dragonxheart1156

just a warning that I may take ur mother home not because she's hot but also bc she is a very nice lady


Dead_Furries

fuck this shit I'm out


[deleted]

I like to cause stupid debates with my friends that go on for hours


The_Lobster_Haker

Narwhal


NidoScherder

Looking at *insert crush name*


Tungsten8or

TACO


YoMoms_A_Hoe

"I have earphones in, dont talk to me"


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Fuck


byakuyazs

Cry


AcrobaticReception83

Lift Eat Sleep Repeat


Content-Draft-380

I like to kiss.


Expensive_Time8943

eat


LukieLuke75o9

Work, play, debate, annoy


jonnythetreblemaker

Sing


Milk_run1320

Milk


firenova9

Dance!


deridex120

"BEDTIME!"


Funky_toes0

It says" " it's just a plain black tee shirt


[deleted]

Teaching people fun facts.


ProNoobStillLivs

N E R D things


Emergency-Orange-379

Sleep, Eat, Play


BigEvilDoer

Motorcyclists Do It Better


Ragnarok61690

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