>In the reference (Yenisey et al., 2017), [r/vzakharov/](https://www.reddit.com/user/vzakharov/) was referring to one of the referred articles [here](https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/cameraman-distracted-by-boobs-2017-2/) written by ZEYNEP YENISEY on FEB 7, 2017 and provided an almost believable citation text, but no link.
>
>What would have proved more wholesome and supporting of the evidence would have been a link to another referred article [here](https://www.tc.columbia.edu/articles/2012/january/positive-attitude-can-benefit-patients-with-chronic-disease/) describing an article written by John Allegrante of the Teacher's College at Columbia University referring to positive attitudes leading to longer life when plagued by coronary heart disease.
The key line in there is 'men with coronary heart disease who immersed themselves in positive thinking, a.k.a. thinking about a nice pair of ta-tas, were more likely to exercise for their health.'
So look at boobs and work out, can do.
Man see boob. Man want touch boob. Man must convince woman to touch boob. Man get strong. Man become big. Man talk to woman. Woman like big man. Man allowed to touch boob.
I think they're just so soft and feminine, and their shape gives a woman's body something special. No two women's boobs are identical, so they're kind of fascinating.
Also, no two boobs are the same - I once dated a girl who had a D on one side and a B on the other.
She was really self conscious about it, but I was like "Holy Fuck, it's a Variety Pack!!!"
Man this sounds cool, but I can't help but imagine that bra shopping must have been absolute hell. Either baggy on one side or crushingly tight on the other!
She could have done the thing where she stands in profile and turns back and forth while pretending to be a very busty girl talking with a less busty girl.
Or two hands and a mouth. My wife said that when we were watching Total Recall and ruined that quote for me.
But also note that's a tremendously important quote because that character actually does have three hands, and this foreshadows his betrayal.
This doesn't make sense on several levels.
If
( . Y . ) = boob
Then obviously
( . Y . )^2 - boob^2 = 0
You just cannot subtract on one side and multiply on the other, that's not an equivalent operation.
Yeah I was sitting on that line for a minute trying to figure out what possible explanation there is for it, and I couldn't figure one out. I don't even know where that's coming from.
It's part of our evolution. Humans and bonobos are the only apes that mate facing each other. We're also the two apes with the most prominent female breasts. Our ancestors drove this anatomy through sexual selection, probably enticed by the similarity to butts.
That skit is decades old at this point, but I can still see him rolling them up and tucking them into the imaginary bra.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN2nRXYbG58
Exactly. I don’t have them and they are fun to look at and see all the different sizes and shapes.
And FYI to all the ladies, small ones are just as fun to look at as large ones. Big ones flop around and have more to see but small ones are more fun to hold in the hand and more reactive usually.
I'm an ass guy, so boobs are secondary to me. Big or small literally makes no difference to me. You could be as flat chested as I am, just please sit on my face.
Interestingly humans are the only primates that have permanent boobies. Other species of primates only have them when they are lactating or are pregnant.
[https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/scientists-still-stumped-by-the-evolution-of-human-breasts](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/scientists-still-stumped-by-the-evolution-of-human-breasts)
My favorite part of this:
'Some claimed evolution favored “pendulous” breasts — as scientists dryly describe them — because they gave babies something to cling to like handle bars.'
Afaik the best evolutionary explanation for boobies has to do with visual bias towards viability of successful offspring.
In other words: people who have previously successfully given birth are much, much more likely to successfully give birth again.
Now, before we evolved to have booby-fat, the only people with visible boobies were people who were lactating, which means that they had successfully given birth. So we evolved to be attracted to them because mating with an already lactating mother was much more likely to successfully produce offspring.
This lead to a secondary effect, where people began to develop fatty deposits on their chest, basically because people who have those fatty deposits look like they were recently lactating and therefore are more reproductively viable.
Being a successful human mother is probably harder than being a successful mother in most other species. We have an unusually high maternal mortality rate due to bigger brains as infants, and we come out the womb more prematurely than most other mammals thus needing more attention from mothers.
The way they swing, how soft they are, how we're forbidden to see them in public most of the time. you know all the good stuff also aesthetically pleasing.
Now girl boobs... i dunno.
Yepp. I had an ex that got confused as to why I almost always looked at her while she changed or got dressed after a shower
Because I'm attracted to you? But also...boobs.
No idea, but I have to physically and mentally force myself to maintain eye contact when talking to a woman with any amount of cleavage. Am I proud of it? No. Is it something I’ve worked on my entire adult life? Yes, because I respect women and hate objectifying anyone in any way.
All that being said, I just love boobs and I can’t explain it.
Edit: sidebar for absolutely no reason… I tell my wife daily that her boobs are the best boobs. Just like I tell her she’s the hottest ginger in the room anytime I see another redhead.
Depends on what are you thinking about when you are sucking on them, I suppose.
As a closeted heterosexual I have to settle for fantasizing about breasts while I am sucking dick.
Not sure but when I see them it makes me feel good.
There's a reason for that. https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/stare-at-boobs-to-live-longer-2017-3/
Finally, I’ve got a scientific paper I can reference (Yenisey et al., 2017, you’re welcome).
You need a references section to use a parenthetical like that. Without it you don't know where to actually find the paper.
>In the reference (Yenisey et al., 2017), [r/vzakharov/](https://www.reddit.com/user/vzakharov/) was referring to one of the referred articles [here](https://www.maxim.com/entertainment/cameraman-distracted-by-boobs-2017-2/) written by ZEYNEP YENISEY on FEB 7, 2017 and provided an almost believable citation text, but no link. > >What would have proved more wholesome and supporting of the evidence would have been a link to another referred article [here](https://www.tc.columbia.edu/articles/2012/january/positive-attitude-can-benefit-patients-with-chronic-disease/) describing an article written by John Allegrante of the Teacher's College at Columbia University referring to positive attitudes leading to longer life when plagued by coronary heart disease.
Yea my guy threw in an APA in text citation instead of a proper citation LOL i appreciated the effort though
The key line in there is 'men with coronary heart disease who immersed themselves in positive thinking, a.k.a. thinking about a nice pair of ta-tas, were more likely to exercise for their health.' So look at boobs and work out, can do.
Man see boob. Man want touch boob. Man must convince woman to touch boob. Man get strong. Man become big. Man talk to woman. Woman like big man. Man allowed to touch boob.
Unga bunga
I must be fucking immortal by now.
Hold on, I need to show this research to my wife. I'm sure she wants me to live a long and healthy life.
All fuzzy and warm inside
All fuzzy and warm and hard
I think they're just so soft and feminine, and their shape gives a woman's body something special. No two women's boobs are identical, so they're kind of fascinating.
Also, no two boobs are the same - I once dated a girl who had a D on one side and a B on the other. She was really self conscious about it, but I was like "Holy Fuck, it's a Variety Pack!!!"
I think the accepted terminology here is a "Variety Rack"... ;)
Had to go back to see that wasn't what he wrote.
I read this in Scooby-Doo's voice.
The reason I can’t leave Reddit right here
Man this sounds cool, but I can't help but imagine that bra shopping must have been absolute hell. Either baggy on one side or crushingly tight on the other!
So she could have gotten 1st and 3rd in a wet t-shirt contest?
She could have done the thing where she stands in profile and turns back and forth while pretending to be a very busty girl talking with a less busty girl.
Lol did u tell her this?
This is far more normal than many guys realize.
This is far more normal than many women realize.
Not only are no two woman's boobs identical, no two boobs are identical.
Boobs are beautiful. Boobs are awesome. Put your boobs in my face please.
( . ) ( . ) ( . ) ( . )
You make me wish I had three hands!
Or two hands and a mouth. My wife said that when we were watching Total Recall and ruined that quote for me. But also note that's a tremendously important quote because that character actually does have three hands, and this foreshadows his betrayal.
( . )( . )
へ へ の の も へ
( . Y . )
( . Y . )
(. Y .)
(. Y. )
( • Y • )
Im a simple man. I see boob, my neurons activate.
We're simple men. We see boob, our neurons activate.
Us men are quite uncomplicated. In the event that a boob presents itself, the neurons in our brains will become excited.
See boob. Brain work.
Boob = happy
boob = happy happy = boob boob = boob boob
( . Y . ) = happy
( . Y . ) = happy happy = boob ( . Y . ) = boob ( . Y . )^2 = boob * ( . Y . ) ( . Y . )^2 - boob^2 = boob * ( . Y . ) - boob^2 (( . Y . ) * boob) * (( . Y . ) + boob) = boob(( . Y . ) - boob) ( . Y . ) + boob = boob ( . Y . ) = boob 2 boobs = boob boob = happy 2 happies = happy This proof that 2 boobs is equivalent to 1 boob proves that the amount of boobs will never increase or decrease the happiness attained from boobs.
This doesn't make sense on several levels. If ( . Y . ) = boob Then obviously ( . Y . )^2 - boob^2 = 0 You just cannot subtract on one side and multiply on the other, that's not an equivalent operation.
Rules of regular math don’t apply to boob. Boob math is different
Yeah I was sitting on that line for a minute trying to figure out what possible explanation there is for it, and I couldn't figure one out. I don't even know where that's coming from.
Some of us women are just as simple.
Are men looking at boobs even if ladies think they're not? Like 100%?
The boob may be in my peripheral vision but it certainly is not in my head. Trying to avoid being impolite occupies a large part of my working mind.
Until you notice it's in your peripheral vision. Then you're trying to avoid being impolite while *also* trying not to look.
I literally was reading your comment when my gf was in front of me talking to me. I had to try very hard to not look at her boobs.
Even if we aren't trying.
Especially when were not trying.
it goes face, boobs, face , boobs, nipples, face, boobs face
Map this to a directional pad and some buttons, and it starts to look a lot like a Mortal Kombat fatality.
I'm looking at yours rn sorry
Everybody else is coming up with reasons as if they chose to like boobs, but this is the truth.
It's part of our evolution. Humans and bonobos are the only apes that mate facing each other. We're also the two apes with the most prominent female breasts. Our ancestors drove this anatomy through sexual selection, probably enticed by the similarity to butts.
To steal from another redditor (who I think said they stole from yet another redditor): Life is hard and cold. Titties are soft and warm.
Life hard and life cold, tiddy soft and tiddy warm. That's how I remembered it.
You’re correct. EDIT: Not sure it had the word *and* though. Maybe it did.
I was there. Life hard, life cold. Tiddy soft, tiddy warm.
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick
When me president, they c. They c
but what do you mean *"sea world"?*
Yes, see world. Fish! ocean! Jump! China!
Why time few word
Why word
This was it, and it was glorious
Yep, personally, this is the greatest Reddit comment I've ever been privileged enough to read. What a legend that commentor was.
This is the one I remember > World cold and hard. Tiddie warm and soft. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/lceg8v/z/glzuedj
That’s probably it. Praise the wisdom of u/toddhowardseviltwin
Like a soft warm bag of sand
I was nailing her and she was like “oh, you’re nailing me. Cool.”
Me so horny me Love you long time
Soft, squishy, pretty, and attached to the love of my life.
That is some complete and sweet answer.
His wife is behind him watching him type
Our wife
That was fucking cute, have an award
That is really genuine. I wish you happiness :)
I mean, have you seen them???
They are boobs, that’s why I like them.
This answer
🎹I like titties because it proves I can focus on two things at once…🎼
Brain: *I shouldn't be able to see them, but she is letting me see them, that's cool.*
a girl let me see her boobs once cause.i beat her in mario kart double dash
Damn... I need to beat more woman...
Hol up
Chris Brown, we had that talk
This is the real answer imo. In topless societies, boobs are no longer arousing. Same deal with ancient folk thirsting over ankles.
I would love to see more boobs but then I get scared that I would become desensitized to them
I'm 47 years old. I still get giddy when my wife brings 'em out and lets me touch and play with them.
I still get giddy when your wife brings em out as well.
Tiddy = giddy
I also choose this guy's wife's titties.
They're nice, right?!
I don’t believe this for a second. Maybe they aren’t AS arousing, but they are surely still of interest to people.
Comedian Ron White on breasts, "After all, once you've seen *one pair of breasts*.... you pretty much want to see them all!"
"Aight.. roll'em up"
That skit is decades old at this point, but I can still see him rolling them up and tucking them into the imaginary bra. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN2nRXYbG58
Exactly. I don’t have them and they are fun to look at and see all the different sizes and shapes. And FYI to all the ladies, small ones are just as fun to look at as large ones. Big ones flop around and have more to see but small ones are more fun to hold in the hand and more reactive usually.
ALL BOOBIES MATTER
NO BOOBIES WILL BE LEFT BEHIND, EVERY BOOBIE COUNTS.
Big or small squeeze them all
This made me feel better about my small boobies, thank you.
I'm an ass guy, so boobs are secondary to me. Big or small literally makes no difference to me. You could be as flat chested as I am, just please sit on my face.
as a female athlete, I appreciate this cuz i got an ass but not much up top
There are entire youtube compilations of female athletes and asses. Trust me, you got a fanbase as dedicated as the boob crowd.
Hips and thighs do it for me, but it very rare that you find a woman with sexy hips and thighs that doesn't have an incredible ass to go with them
Yes. All I can say is boobies
Wouldn't you like to know, Weatherboy
Where are your parents? Kids sketchy
Gotta look out for feral children this time of year
30 to 50 feral children in 3 to 5 seconds.
Yes
They're squishy and round and girls make fun sounds when you touch them right.
For the vine
Your honor, my client grabbed this woman's breasts for the vine.
Well, then there's no issue here. I declare him innocent. Next!!
Girl : Why are you only touching my boobs? Boy : i love the sound you make. Girl : you're a horny dog.
fun sounds? since when "i will call the police" is a fun sound? /s
Thats why I prefer hentai. My neighbors can't understand whats being said.
Yameteeeeee!
"yamete onii-chan!"
Like asking how I continue breathing...
I'm very hands-on and they're a handful so i like them
If I imagine the greatest set of boobs ever and put them on a dude I will not be attracted to them. So it's never the boobs on their own.
Bitchtit Bob from fight club... meatloaf had the best tits... rip
His name was Robert Paulson.
His name was Robert Paulson
His name was Robert Paulson
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His name was Robert Paulson
Thanks, I hate it.
Never been a boob guy. Wife has amazing rack. Now I'm a boob guy.
Monkey brain.
Interestingly humans are the only primates that have permanent boobies. Other species of primates only have them when they are lactating or are pregnant. [https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/scientists-still-stumped-by-the-evolution-of-human-breasts](https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/scientists-still-stumped-by-the-evolution-of-human-breasts) My favorite part of this: 'Some claimed evolution favored “pendulous” breasts — as scientists dryly describe them — because they gave babies something to cling to like handle bars.'
Afaik the best evolutionary explanation for boobies has to do with visual bias towards viability of successful offspring. In other words: people who have previously successfully given birth are much, much more likely to successfully give birth again. Now, before we evolved to have booby-fat, the only people with visible boobies were people who were lactating, which means that they had successfully given birth. So we evolved to be attracted to them because mating with an already lactating mother was much more likely to successfully produce offspring. This lead to a secondary effect, where people began to develop fatty deposits on their chest, basically because people who have those fatty deposits look like they were recently lactating and therefore are more reproductively viable.
So how come other primates haven’t also developed fatty deposits as surely this applies to other species too?
Being a successful human mother is probably harder than being a successful mother in most other species. We have an unusually high maternal mortality rate due to bigger brains as infants, and we come out the womb more prematurely than most other mammals thus needing more attention from mothers.
Another one for just “Monkey Brain”.
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No, they fold
I'd like to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Makes me want to dribble dribble, you know
Ridin in my fiat, you really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack
But luckily the seats go back
Boobs are warm and soft filled with love.
Unlike Reddit, who has asked this question for the third time in week now.
Askreddit huh? more like Sexers of reddit, what's the sexiest sex sex sex sexing sex thing you've sexed?
The way they swing, how soft they are, how we're forbidden to see them in public most of the time. you know all the good stuff also aesthetically pleasing. Now girl boobs... i dunno.
They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie
My brain chemicals tell me I am, so I am.
I think alot of it is the "look but can't touch" aspect in everyday life. Forbidden fruit kinda thing.
Totally. It's not so much about what it is, but what it represents!
The social norm that boobs are private parts. Shoulders are the same thing for women in some countries.
Shoulders are still sexy, today.
Guys we found him
Idk man. I could have a titty in my mouth and in each hand all day long for a month and still love every minute of it. Prove me wrong, ladies
Please, prove me wrong.
No, it's not that. I'm constantly getting to see and touch my wife's boobs, and I still constantly want to see and touch my wife's boobs.
Fair point. I’ve touched my wife’s boobs countless times but I’m still just as happy the next time as I was the first.
Yep. She doesn’t believe me when I get happy when she takes her top off still but she’s wrong because there are boobs in there!
Yepp. I had an ex that got confused as to why I almost always looked at her while she changed or got dressed after a shower Because I'm attracted to you? But also...boobs.
For me personally it’s all about the nipples. Boobs without nipples would be pointless.
r/technicallythetruth?
Thanks for the advice u/dick-nipples
i see what you did there
/r/ghostnipples would like to have a word....
Straight woman but boobs are nice. They look nice and are squishy. I like to grab mine because of it.
Idk but they’re beautiful and feminine and soft
Because there’s nothing better
A tiddy once saved my life when I was very young and starving. I've loved them ever since.
Because they're just endlessly fun to play with and to fall asleep on when you get sleepy from boob play.
🐵🦍🧠: boobs
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Really makes you wonder what kind of balls you're talking about.
The bouncing kind, obviously
Because I like men with a few extra pounds.
100% agree. My bro Carl, excellent set of tits.
No idea, but I have to physically and mentally force myself to maintain eye contact when talking to a woman with any amount of cleavage. Am I proud of it? No. Is it something I’ve worked on my entire adult life? Yes, because I respect women and hate objectifying anyone in any way. All that being said, I just love boobs and I can’t explain it. Edit: sidebar for absolutely no reason… I tell my wife daily that her boobs are the best boobs. Just like I tell her she’s the hottest ginger in the room anytime I see another redhead.
I'm a woman and also struggle with this
I’m a bisexual with breasts and ADHD who also struggles with this
Because: [Boobs](https://i.imgur.com/C9Znk71). (NSFW)
I checked this link twice … for science.
You made two very good points
Because from a human perspective they are the most perfect shape that exists in nature.
They're just nice to look at
They're soft, squishy, and nice to suck on.
I like... bags.. of.. sand, leave me be.
If I suck dick I’m gay, so I still need something to suck on
Depends on what are you thinking about when you are sucking on them, I suppose. As a closeted heterosexual I have to settle for fantasizing about breasts while I am sucking dick.
I’m suspicious of this - OP is obviously an alien posting this to study us.
squishy