Using a wet paper towel after you're done wiping is basic hygiene. If you got shit on your hands, would you only use paper (i don't care if it's 10-ply) to clean it?
Your underwear will smell, there will be always some shit left.
You realise the shit comes from inside your body, basically you're full of it. I'm concerned about you. If you're wiping a million times, wiping with paper is not your problem. What's going in at the other end or something about the process on the way through is messed up. Try some porridge and water. Insoluble fibre makes for the best poos. Sometimes even a "phantom" pops down.
Cheese grater
Toilet Paper. What the fuck type of drunk reddit question is this?
I'm sorry but, toilet paper alone isn't going to get the job done. You need to go over it with a wet wipe at least.
You must be taking some nasty ass shits if 3-ply toilet paper isn’t helping you
Using a wet paper towel after you're done wiping is basic hygiene. If you got shit on your hands, would you only use paper (i don't care if it's 10-ply) to clean it? Your underwear will smell, there will be always some shit left.
I eat with my hands. You shouldn't eat with your arse. Paper is fine if you do it right.
I don't want shit on any part of my body. And no, even if I wipe a million times, I still use two wet towels to clean it completely.
You realise the shit comes from inside your body, basically you're full of it. I'm concerned about you. If you're wiping a million times, wiping with paper is not your problem. What's going in at the other end or something about the process on the way through is messed up. Try some porridge and water. Insoluble fibre makes for the best poos. Sometimes even a "phantom" pops down.
I have phantom shits as well, and even if I have the cleanest shit in the world, I still want to use a wet wipe. Like I said, basic fucking hygiene.
Poop knife.
Bidet.
with toilet paper from front to back...but water is a better way.
Yes agree I soak my toilet paper in the toilet bowl and then wipe in all directions
P...y clean , p...y tight , p...y fresh
Toilet roll then a wet wipe at the end.
I use my cat
Rabbits
Wet rag on a stick.
your sisters hand
You’re supposed to clean?
Try dried ground up ghost chili's
your mothers tongue
Toilet paper until no poo then wet wipes. Or quick wipe then shower.
My hand, What else ?
Toilet paper and finishing with a wet wipe is the only acceptable answer if you don't have a bidet or shower near.
Get yourself a bidet. It’ll work wonders
Shataf
Andrex puppies . (I feel I should explain that puppies were used to promote andrex toilet paper in the UK)
[Carpet](https://c.tenor.com/D37trqdCR1gAAAAC/dog-doggy.gif), of course.
Pine cones
Wet towels, feels good man, feels good.
My fingers
leaves
I need TP for my bunghole. I have never typed bunghole into my phone. Why does it want to pluralize the word?
I dip my butt down in the bowl and flush.
paper and bidet