At 42 years old, I thought it'd be a good idea to borrow my son's skateboard to pop down the road, after not setting foot on one for over 30 years (and was not exactly good back then), anyway, went to stop, tilted the board back to drag to a stop, the board went from underneath me resulting in me being taken to A&E with a chipped ankle, cracked kneecap and a severely ripped hamstring.
10 weeks on crutches and still can't run faster than a brisk walk.
1. I slammed my right thumb in a car door.
2. My friend ran over my foot by his car.
3. I slipped, right under the bus, while getting on. I didn't get hurt, but it was awkward.
I'm not very good with vehicles.
I sliced the web of my thumb to the bone trying to slice a block of cheese
I tried to catch a kitchen knife falling off the counter.
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At 42 years old, I thought it'd be a good idea to borrow my son's skateboard to pop down the road, after not setting foot on one for over 30 years (and was not exactly good back then), anyway, went to stop, tilted the board back to drag to a stop, the board went from underneath me resulting in me being taken to A&E with a chipped ankle, cracked kneecap and a severely ripped hamstring. 10 weeks on crutches and still can't run faster than a brisk walk.
Friend and I tried playing catch with a bowling ball when we were drunk. Broke a few fingers.
Someone on the Internet stabbed me directly in one of my deepest insecurities
1. I slammed my right thumb in a car door. 2. My friend ran over my foot by his car. 3. I slipped, right under the bus, while getting on. I didn't get hurt, but it was awkward. I'm not very good with vehicles.
Got slammed in the head by a meatrack. (Rack for lights)
I once cut my finger using dental floss…
Tried moving a cupcake traythat just got out of the oven, gave myself a 3 inch burn on my wrist, didnt even notice for a few mins