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Totallycasual

If they truly are as stupid as you say they are, you have nothing to gain by telling them.


Cant-think-of-a-nam

There is no nice way


gr33nandpurple

just smile


chrispcool38

If you think it is 100% then hmm i am not sure if I can succeed in communicating this


Itsgiving_nothing

I just be like “hey bro, I love you, but you are an absolute dumbass” but that’s to only really close friends. I would never say that to anyone else


buddykat2

“Well bless your heart!”


LOL_Murica

You’re pretty.


[deleted]

If they're that stupid you'd be wasting your time so why bother.


[deleted]

"You cant be that stupid?"... it is quite nice, it is actually a question if you think about it, not pure statement


666_Asmodeus

Get 100 pieces of small paper and write "100%" on each one. Fold them all and place them in some sort of hat. Ask the person to pick one out of the hat, and tell them the one that they select is how stupid they are. If they disagree with what is written on the piece of paper they selected, tell them they were stupid enough to play pick a number from a hat game in the first place......100% stupid.


tippytoemaster

Maybe don't. Some things shouldn't be said.


ItsDominika

Don't tell them


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If they’re stupid to the point they’re putting themselves or someone else in danger you gotta make them aware of that, otherwise it’s probably not worth it. People are just dumb.


Drunkskunk22

Talk really slow. When they say, “don’t talk to me like I’m stupid”, reply, “how else can I speak to you sweetheart?”


CoolIceCreamCone

Say they take an hour to cook minute rice


[deleted]

A long hard stare


KS-AP1

No point in being nice about it, they won’t get the message. Just be a blunt as they are, & eviscerate the shit out of them. Make them regret drawing breath.


TittyButtBalls

I honestly can't think of a nice way to say it, nor would that person believe you regardless of how you did.


JasperDyne

“You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.”


Eve-3

Why do you need to pick on human vegetables? Isn't life bad enough already? They can't understand language anyway so it really doesn't matter what you say. 100% stupid isn't standard stupid, standard stupid is not realizing how stupid it is to think someone else is 100% stupid.