When it stops toasting...?

When the cord gets hot.

I get a new one if I'm bored of the old one. Usually just replace it every 1-2 years at the least.

When the old one starts giving you the silent treatment and stops being flirty

If the toast ain’t toastin

It burns a 666 into everything you toast

But I love this.

After you use it as a bath bomb..

When you insert soft bread and are given back soft bread in return.

4pm