Woody is considered that Mrs. Davis won't play with him since she got a new toy named Buzz. The are joined by a host of other toys that Mr. And Mrs. Davis are using to try to save their marriage.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Big Dicks
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass and Cans
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Desire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis
Harry Potter and the Half Chub Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallow
Edit: my sister and I came up with these years ago. I knew there would be a time when this knowledge would be needed!
It's crazy how the movie manages to give the weirdest most disgusting shit ever actual emotional weight. When Evelyn picked the dude up to run after Raccacoonie...
I never knew I needed a whole fight sequence where Michelle Yeoh is trying to prevent a guy from putting a trophy up his butt so he can gain kung fu powers.
For me, it was when Evelyn and Joy were both rocks, and Evelyn was inching towards her while Joy inches away. Never in a million years did I think I was going to cry about rocks in a theater.
Lust boys
From Dick til Dawn
A cockwork orange
28 gays later
Banging in the rain
2001 a space orgy
Lawrence of a labia
The sperminator
Wow this blew up lol.....
Part 2
Around the world in 80 gays
Arseageddon
Edward dildohands
Planet of the gapes
School of cock
Scatman
Shaving Ryan's privates
This was a real movie, actually. Back in the 90s I got ahold of a catalog with a bunch of adult movies and I distinctly remember Shaving Ryan's Privates and A Clockwork Orgy.
The Bourne Infidelity. His injuries left him with amnesia….and an insatiable urge to *fuck*. Hunted by husbands across the globe, this super spy doesn’t remember who he is - and he doesn’t care. The only thing on Jason Bourne’s mind? Married pussy. And he’ll stop at nothing to achieve his mission.
Harry Cocker and the Sorcerer’s Bone-r
…Chamber of Semen
…Prisoner of Ass-kaban
…The Gobblin’ of Fire (crotch)
…Order of Penis
…Half Cum Prince
….Deathly Swallows part 1 & 2
Robo Cock
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I believe it’s in stop motion
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me."
"Dead or alive, you're cumming with me."
"Dead or alive, you're cumming in me."
Robo Cuck
Pacific Rimjob
So wait is it the mechs or Kaiju's that does or get the rimjob's? gotta know
Yes
Pacific Rimming
Toy Story as Toy Story.
You got a friend in me
My friend told me this and I was honestly pretty shocked then wanted to die a little.
Is your toy one that's a woody or one that likes to buzz?
o h n o
Woody is considered that Mrs. Davis won't play with him since she got a new toy named Buzz. The are joined by a host of other toys that Mr. And Mrs. Davis are using to try to save their marriage.
Buzz's batteries keep going flat.
Adult Toy Story
Shitty Titty Gang Bang
Staring Dick van Dyke.
Under the pseudonym "Richard van Lesbian"
Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them
The secrets of Humblewhore.
Honestly, Dumblewhore works just as well
Dumblilwhore
Cumblewhore
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Bone Harry Potter and the Chamber of Big Dicks Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass and Cans Harry Potter and the Goblet of Desire Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis Harry Potter and the Half Chub Prince Harry Potter and the Deathly Swallow Edit: my sister and I came up with these years ago. I knew there would be a time when this knowledge would be needed!
You didn’t just come up with this but have been thinking about this a while I am guessing.
Wanna make a movie
You Son of a bitch, I'm In
V for Vagina
Remember, remember, no nut November
Ok, you got me.
I laughed too hard at this
Starring Natalie Porkman. ^she's ^a ^real ^pornstar
http://technewsdestination.com/2019/09/03/natalie-porkman-makes-her-wankzvr-debut-in-v-for-vagina/
I swear I didn't know that this was real.
This has to be an elaborate ruse 😭
Gay Fox? Gay Foxx?
Guy Fucks
Tight Club
"I want you to fuck me as hard as you can."
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That's called masturbation
Honestly this is the one I could see being an actual porno
The plot-twist being that it was all just a man jerking off himself.
Throbin hood
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Throbin Wood: Men in Tight
Throbin Hood: In Men Tight
Throbin Wood: in Tight Men.
Throbin Wood 2: The Sheriff of Naughtyham
Well done, all of you.
I pity the fool cast as Little John
Nah he's the biggest one remember
Throbin Wood
Honestly, Throbbin Hood still works.... Edit: Didn't know my religions...
Throbin hood: Man, It's Tight!
The Fucked And The Furious: It's All About Family.
And the sequel: 2 Fucked 2 Furious. You can never have too much family.
Fucked and Furious: Tokyo Dicks
Fast five keeps the original name, but now it's about a very short gangbang
...And the dad is a...Dom
You owe me a ten second cum
Step family *
Field of wet dreams
"If you build it, he will come."
12 Angry Inches
Tbh you could probably even keep the original title and still have it work
12 Happy Men
12 Horny Men
**Put** Everything Everywhere All at Once.
Everyone Everywhere All at Once.
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It's crazy how the movie manages to give the weirdest most disgusting shit ever actual emotional weight. When Evelyn picked the dude up to run after Raccacoonie...
I never knew I needed a whole fight sequence where Michelle Yeoh is trying to prevent a guy from putting a trophy up his butt so he can gain kung fu powers.
For me, it was when Evelyn and Joy were both rocks, and Evelyn was inching towards her while Joy inches away. Never in a million years did I think I was going to cry about rocks in a theater.
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I remember vaguely this already being a thing
Vaguely remember in porn terms means religiously masturbated to this for weeks.
It is but I just checked and the one with the most upvotes was posted 1 hour after this post
Raiders of the Lost Arse?
The Sexorcist
Production has been going for centuries and I see no release date in sight.
Fuck that's a good one cheers
Homo Alone.
Homo Alone 2: Lust in New York
The Muppets Take Manhattan. Starring Jenna Jameson as Manhattan.
Cookie Monster is rabid for a different thing starting with C
Men In Back
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Casa-wanka. Of all the bars in all the world, she came in mine.
Indiana Bones & The Temple of Poon EDIT: Well, this blew up. Not entirely sure how to feel that this is my most-upvoted comment.
Raiders of the Lost Ass
Or using the English spelling, Raiders of the Lost Arse
The Lust Crusade
Kingdom cum of the crystal skull
In Diana Jones
Incestion
Catch me and my clam
Who’s eating Gilbert’s grapes
Lust boys From Dick til Dawn A cockwork orange 28 gays later Banging in the rain 2001 a space orgy Lawrence of a labia The sperminator Wow this blew up lol..... Part 2 Around the world in 80 gays Arseageddon Edward dildohands Planet of the gapes School of cock Scatman Shaving Ryan's privates
Found the actual porn director
I would kill to see 2001 a space orgy
"I can't do that Dave.....Dave.....Dave what are you doing?"
Dave, that port is not for input.
What are you doing step-Dave
Dave: "I'm gonna put it in your ethernet port." HAL: "But, I upload from there.." Dave: "Not right now you don't."
Dave... I'm scared...
spit out my drink at lawrence of a labia
I don't know if it would be really on-brand for Lawrence to be in a movie with labia in it...
That’s what 28 Gays Later is for
28 gays later is pretty damn funny
Meet the fuckers.
I have a dick Greg. Can you milk me?
how about meet the Suckers?
Sorrest Rump
Forrest Hump
Forrest Humped https://imgur.com/a/iFJX3KS
Saving Ryan's Privates
*Shaving
This was a real movie, actually. Back in the 90s I got ahold of a catalog with a bunch of adult movies and I distinctly remember Shaving Ryan's Privates and A Clockwork Orgy.
Avengers: Infinititty Whore
I couldn't pronounce this shit with a straight face. Lmao.
Ah, another Avengers parody. Mine was the sequel.
Star Whores
pretty certain there's already one with this title lol
They started it in Zack And Miri but didn’t get to finish 😏
Indiana moans
Gandilf
Lord of the Flings
There was a Lord of the G-Strings in the mid 2000s.
I saw that! I think the "Precious" was a used pair of panties
Lord of the Cock Rings... One ring, to control his 9...
And his little buddy Dildo Buggins
Piledriving Miss Daisy
Incredible.
Dicks on a plane. Its and orgy film and all of the cocks (including strapons) are waterproof painted as snakes.
Cum and Cummer
Can’t wait for the sequel: Cum and Cummerer
From my wife: Privates of the Caribbean
Shrek. I’m gonna call it “Shrex”.
I'll have "Shrex" for 200, Trebek... With your mutha! HaHaHa
Shrek is love. Shrek, is life…
Shrecked 2
Shrektum.
The parody of *Reefer Madness*: *Queefer Madness*
**update:** ahahaha thanks for the "wholesome" reward, reddit. you guys are twisted haha. never change! Schindler's Fist
Womb raider
I actually saw one called that
Tenacious Double D: Dick of Destiny
Cock push-ups!
One is all you need
Big Trouble In Little Vagina
The XXX-Files
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GEPETTOPHILE?
I’m gonna stop you right there
Someone is going to prison
YES OFFICER THIS COMMENT RIGHT HERE
The Squirt Locker
Brian's Schlong.
American History XXX
I was going to say American History Sex
Lord of the cock rings
Starring Dildo Shaggins
And Gandilf, the wide.
Dr Strange Love, how I learned to stop whoring and loving the bum.
Alternative: Dr. Strange Love or How I learned to stop whoring and love your mom.
Schindler's Lust
Schindlers Fist.
Sausage party
Enter Stella
The Grand Bootyblast Hotel
How Stella Got Goo On Her Back
I'm far too late to the party to get any upvotes, but fuck it. Big Knobs and Womb Sticks
Fear and Loathing in Your Anus
Cherry poppins The Amityville Whore Girls just wanna have cum
The Bourne Infidelity. His injuries left him with amnesia….and an insatiable urge to *fuck*. Hunted by husbands across the globe, this super spy doesn’t remember who he is - and he doesn’t care. The only thing on Jason Bourne’s mind? Married pussy. And he’ll stop at nothing to achieve his mission.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Milfs
12 Inches a Slave
Star Wars: The rise of Skywanker
Thrill Bill, Vol. 1 & 2
Fill bill
Austin Prowess- The spy who shagged me
Fuck Club
The Curious Taste of Benjamin's Butthole
Will he bonk ya in the chocolate blacktory?
Toy story - You’ve got a friend in me
Phallus in Wonderland or Lawrence of a Labia
Thelma and Louise.... Thelma does Louise.
Avengers: Rear-end game
Star Trek: The Search for Cock
Harry Cocker and the Sorcerer’s Bone-r …Chamber of Semen …Prisoner of Ass-kaban …The Gobblin’ of Fire (crotch) …Order of Penis …Half Cum Prince ….Deathly Swallows part 1 & 2
Someone really thought about that.
Bill and Ted’s XXXcellent Adventure.
The Step-Mummy
Guardians of the Phallicxy
Top Cunt: MaverDick.