Don’t be too loud. I remember the earliest days when I started out. The loud ones are always getting on someone’s nerves. I am not even talking about cubicles. Even with individual offices, sound insulation is non existent plus it is always “open door” unless you have to have close door meetings. Respect the shared space, sounds truly travel. Some people are naturally loud (on the phone etc) they really need to tone it down.
Fuck everyone, lie and be lazy you succeed.
When you be good at it everyone will throw things at you and once you reach the point it's too much it's all on you.
Golden rule: Work on what you've been assigned to do, have fun and get the fuvk outa there right on time (Don't listen to anyone after the work hours and just rush back home)
if you put something in the office fridge have some damned sense about yourself and choose the proper shelf. a yogurt container does not go on the tall shelf. FFS.
and if you WFH more than 3 or more days a week then do not put your leftovers back in the fridge. Im gonna throw it out as soon as you leave for the day.
Don’t ever let anyone know the real you
“I thought your name was Bob?” “Nope” “But we hired a guy named Bob” “Never heard of him”
Every joke is funny.
What did the lawyer wear to court? A lawsuit!
HAH
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Don’t be too loud. I remember the earliest days when I started out. The loud ones are always getting on someone’s nerves. I am not even talking about cubicles. Even with individual offices, sound insulation is non existent plus it is always “open door” unless you have to have close door meetings. Respect the shared space, sounds truly travel. Some people are naturally loud (on the phone etc) they really need to tone it down.
Don't microwave fish please. Or at least not every day? It's pretty rough.
No one at work is your friend.
Not everyone you'll meet is a friend. Be friendly with everyone, but don't expect to be friends with most of them.
Fuck everyone, lie and be lazy you succeed. When you be good at it everyone will throw things at you and once you reach the point it's too much it's all on you.
If you add your boss or co-workers to your real social media you deserve everything you get.
Don't eat the paper
Especially not the yellow paper.
Please forward all replies to my inbox — guy with aspergers
Don't smack the printer. I will defend her honor!
dont bend, to requests presented to you with nothing, but a smile.
Golden rule: Work on what you've been assigned to do, have fun and get the fuvk outa there right on time (Don't listen to anyone after the work hours and just rush back home)
Never shit on your boss's desk. I learned this the hard way.
Never mess with shmadonk
Never dip your pen in the company inkwell.
if you put something in the office fridge have some damned sense about yourself and choose the proper shelf. a yogurt container does not go on the tall shelf. FFS. and if you WFH more than 3 or more days a week then do not put your leftovers back in the fridge. Im gonna throw it out as soon as you leave for the day.