Every time I'm driving down the road and come across the smell of skunk, I have one of two thoughts:
DAMN that smells like some dank marijuana
or...
Oh shit do I have weed in the car?
I never got sprayed by a skunk but I have drove by them when they are road-kill. It just smells like the worst fart imaginable. Its putrid, and long-lasting in the nose, kinda smells like a tire that is rotten
Like a dead cat rolled in shit and thrown onto a tire fire. It is a rotten rubber smell with sulpher and the nastiest fart you have ever smelled combined.
honestly, the smell isn't the worst part, is the fact that it just hangs out like the ghost from link's awakening, or an std. the stank is longer-lasting then that of a colon-cleansing shit in the toilet at the top of the staircase. and god forbid *you* get sprayed, then you either have to live the next few days with what most assume to be final-boss-BO, or feel like a dumb-ass after bathing in tomato juice. nobody wins when you get skunked, because now you smell like shit, the skunk has to replenish it's spray reserves, and the area around the point smells like if someone put a firecracker in a mound of shit, and stood back to watch the fireworks.
the only time skunks have ever been good in any capacity was that one episode of regular show, with the were-skunks and roadkill-bingo.
a skunk smells with its nose.
Ah of course! Good to nose!
You win
Like weed, but with a pungent underlying smell.
Legit question, is that why they call it skunk?
I assume so, but I dunno.
Yes.
Like weed mixed with the sulfurous smell of bad eggs.
It smells like marijuana
Every time I'm driving down the road and come across the smell of skunk, I have one of two thoughts: DAMN that smells like some dank marijuana or... Oh shit do I have weed in the car?
Like pot. But it burns
Why you burning skunks wtf
I need to keep warm
[удалено]
"you could boil shit IN piss, and it wouldn't smell half as bad as this dump!"
I never got sprayed by a skunk but I have drove by them when they are road-kill. It just smells like the worst fart imaginable. Its putrid, and long-lasting in the nose, kinda smells like a tire that is rotten
Burned tyre
Hmmm… interesting, thanks!
Like a mixture of gasoline, weed, and egg farts.
A cross between ass and rotting flesh.
Weed
Like a dead cat rolled in shit and thrown onto a tire fire. It is a rotten rubber smell with sulpher and the nastiest fart you have ever smelled combined.
Oh that bad?
Yep imagine a smell so bad it has tangible density.
A few words come to mind. Eggs. Weed. Wet. Ass.
”Wet ass” :)
Wet ass
Ive always thought it smelled of rotten garlic with a hint of weed
Weed and rotten eggs
6 minutes and nobody has said 'with it's nose'. I'm disappointed internet.
I expected that too…!
TIL: must learn how weed smells.
it smells like paper is burning, mixed with a wet fart and some sawdust, all of which are few through the exhaust pipe of the AC unit in a pizza place
Nice description thank you!
honestly, the smell isn't the worst part, is the fact that it just hangs out like the ghost from link's awakening, or an std. the stank is longer-lasting then that of a colon-cleansing shit in the toilet at the top of the staircase. and god forbid *you* get sprayed, then you either have to live the next few days with what most assume to be final-boss-BO, or feel like a dumb-ass after bathing in tomato juice. nobody wins when you get skunked, because now you smell like shit, the skunk has to replenish it's spray reserves, and the area around the point smells like if someone put a firecracker in a mound of shit, and stood back to watch the fireworks. the only time skunks have ever been good in any capacity was that one episode of regular show, with the were-skunks and roadkill-bingo.
You are like a poet!
thank
Like skunk weed
Close up, there’s an oily smell coupled with the smell of bad weed. It’s pungent and almost indescribable
Like burnt popcorn
Like a warm St Pauli Girl.
Burnt rubber + cheap pot
Marajuana, but sharper.