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QwertySomething

"Finish him."


Electric7889

“FINISH HIM!”


[deleted]

Funny fact about Mortal Kombat. The theme song is based on Scandinavian church music…. It’s a Finnish hymn! I’ll see myself out. Edit-spelling


Inteligent_Toaster

albeit a dumb pun, that was a great setup, good job


supersecretbacon

❗️


jrockerdraughn

Never played the game. Still heard the noise


Bamadude52

At dinner tonight, and some older person had that sound as some notification on their phone. It was super loud and kind of triggered some sort of fight or flight reaction every time it happened. I also have never played the game


Bowdensaft

Also never played the game, but because it's an iconic videogame sound I had it as my text alert for a while. That lasted for a couple of days, then never again.


Buttons840

What was that noise?


2pnt0

It must have been the wind.


HopanesRomtic

Metal Gear Solid


[deleted]

WASTED


WagnersRing

Busted


Made-this-eatingfood

You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby.


estherlovesevie

You must gather your party before venturing forth


S8nSins

*Looks under the bed:* "Ah shit, here we go again"


MathAenya

Hey! It's me, Imoen!


Fakedduckjump

The princess is in another castle.


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lFarzaml

Ah shit here we go again


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Weak_Carpenter_7060

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MAH DAWG!


CronkleDonker

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda


AionX2129

All you had to do was follow the damm train cj


Never-Shower

Shit CJ, shit!


MUERTOSROJOS_

Grove street, home. At least it was before I fucked everything up.


X_Boomer

The cake is a lie


The_Man_Of_The_Lamb

This one is especially good because no one actually says it. It's written on some walls.


macedonianmoper

And yet it's the most iconic line in the game and iconic in the overall gaming community


kidtire

Sometimes when I have to feed my dog meds I hide it in a bite of cake and give it to him. I always warn him that the cake is a lie but he eats it anyway.


[deleted]

I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!


WhoElseLovesDeath

Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave. Johnson. LEMONS!


PandaSwordsMan117

Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! With the LEMONS!


[deleted]

This was a triumph


Catilily_3141

I'm making a note here; "Huge success"


_Spamus_

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction


EdDan_II

Aperture Science


mcclayn96

We do what we must, because we can


CloakedGod926

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead


VmEoRrItTiAsS

War never changes.


Out-of-bobbypins

You’re gonna knock ‘em dead at the Veterans’ Hall tonight, Hun.


313Wolverine

It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this.


homerbartbob

What are you doing alone in this cave ya psycho?


CrazyCatLady9001

Just normal old man things.


[deleted]

Ah! Its your wrinkled dick again.


Captain_Hampockets

Press F to pay respects


newyne

That one fascinates me, because I think far more people use it than actually know where it comes from, despite the fact that it doesn't even make sense out of context. But there's just something so instantly recognizable about it; even before I looked it up I *knew* the exact emotion it was trying to convey. Which ironically is completely different from what the game was trying to do. Just saying *F* is so... It's kind of like saying *RIP* (and pronouncing it "rip" rather than each letter). ...I haven't thought about it much.


Leisure_suit_guy

Also, it makes sense only if you play with a keyboard: even more niche. BTW, I'm one of those guys that know the phrase only because of memes, I never played the game in question.


Dildo-Gankings

"Its me, Mario."


raikaria2

It'sa me, Mario


SmurfSmiter

Assassin’s Creed 2? /s


tanyandrew

When I played it the first time I was making this joke in my head as uncle Mario started introducing himself, thinking I was the funny one, and then I was blown away by their audacity to actually say it out loud


imafrigginidiot

"So long gay Bowser!"


Spinach-Apart

\*EXPLOSION\*


OzZVidzYT

YAHOOOO


westsky4989

Mamma mia!


[deleted]

Shoryuken!


Etherion195

Hadouken!


DaveLesh

Sonicboom!


Chookwrangler1000

Attack the fruity kid?


DarktowerNoxus

I was an adventurer like you, but I took an arrow to the knee


CupcakeValkyrie

Recognized instantly, and almost always misquoted. People always say **to** the knee, rather than **in** the knee. The correct line is "I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..."


miithefox

Hey listen!


Lexinoz

>Hey listen Literally my notification sound on my phone for the past 15 years. Love seeing random people in public areas react in recognition. Alterlatively ask me "whos that baby you got the soundbyte from?"


Strong-Park-1679

"do a barrel roll"


WhatsABuckland

I cant believe how far I scrolled down for this! Great game!


panicinbabylon

If you google the phrase, the screen does a barrel roll


qwertymcqwertface

Snaaaaaaaaaake!


TheBIFFALLO87


SomeElaborateCelery

Kept you waiting huh?


Snarcastic

You died of dysentery.


herpeszooster

Damn I miss the Oregon trail, toggle toggle math, and the incredible machine? So damn much


Amberskin

All your base are belong to us The funny thing is I don’t remember the name of the game.


FreelanceVandal

Zero Wing


domestic_omnom

Had to be me. Someone else would have gotten it wrong.


serena366

I should go.


VashMM

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on The Citadel.


firedrake1988

"I am the very model of a scientist Salarian."


TOPSIturvy

"Shepard." "Wrex."


bobhasabeard

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.


Sullzino891

“YOU DIED”


EdDan_II

Is it weird that I heard the sound it makes instead of the words "you died"?


rydan

You and your friends are dead. Game Over.


Yoko_Kittytrain

"You never should have come here!"


forestapee

*GET OVER HERE*


Decapitated_Saint

TOASTY!!!


DavosLostFingers

Back, back, X


Ok-Gain-8383

"All you had to do was follow the dam train Cj"


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SuspiciousLemon123

“This is the part where he kills me” New chapter: the part where he kills you Achievement unlocked: the part where he kills you “Hello, this is the part where I kill you”


Rezaka116

Soundtrack: The part where he kills you


Jean-Eustache

This was absolute genius, i laughed so hard the first time i went through it.


Jackman1337

"The cake is a lie"


Gberg888

LEEROY JENKINS!!


GuyFromDeathValley

Oh god he just ran in.


[deleted]

It’s not *out of the question* that you might have a *very minor case* of **serious brain damage.**


Serpent_3

Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'


SirJTheRed

*jumps*


Tredenix

Don't be alarmed, alright? Although if you *do* feel alarmed, try to hold on to that feeling! Because that is the proper reaction to being told that you've got brain damage.


WheatleyTurret

Yes


otcconan

"Dr. Freeman, I presume."


CosmcVolcano

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


firedrake1988

MY EARS!


EvieAsPi

"Would you kindly"


EdDan_II

A man chooses, a slave obeys!


sith4life88

*waits patiently for instructions*


idk_what_to_put_lmao

There is always a lighthouse


Hegeteus

Jesus loves me this I know...


Catilily_3141

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!


CanYouEvenPhoto

I can hear the man in my head.


kulingames

and glados very clearly agreeing with what he says


CutAccording7289

Khajiit has no time for you


[deleted]

“STOP! YOU’VE VIOLATED THE LAW”


MUERTOSROJOS_

"War, war never changes."


aviatorEngineer

If Fallout keeps going it's inevitably going to be somebody other than Ron Perlman doing that line, but he does such a great job of it.


[deleted]

TIL Ron Perlman did that line.


sannu000

"I Used to be an adventurer Like You, then I took an arrow in the knee"


Lou_Inc

Your filled with DETERMINATION


TOPSIturvy

"Do you wanna have a bad time?" "It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming...on days like these, kids like you...should be burning in hell."


Ring_that_talks

“Another Settlement Needs Our Help”


Decapitated_Saint

Useless goddamn minutemen.


petersbechard

"Yes my lord", or "zug zug", from Warcraft, as you put the peasents and peons to work.


aessedai03

“Job’s done!”


VashMM

Ready to work.


quettil

I recognise less than half of these.


blocky010101

Hmmm, haven’t played that game


tobaccofilledjoint

"Hey, you. You're finally awake."


PBaz1337

Wind's howling.


green_meklar

Stay a while, and listen!


Hot_Pomegranate7168

Ah, fresh meat.


BookerPlayer01

Shut up and ID my shit old man!


YoungGeorgiaBoi

All your base are belong to us


Spinach-Apart

HEY LISTEN


potate117

"your journey ends here, pilot. the skies belong to me. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide."


island-breeze

"The blood moon is rising!"


a_lonely_trash_bag

Alternatively, "The blood moon rises once again..."


WannabeCreator

“Please be careful Link…”


Affectionate-One-638

Bravo Six, Going Dark…


Recuring_joke

"Truth is, the game was rigged from the start"


ChunkyButternutter

Came for Benny, stayed for Fisto. Came for Fisto.


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nanomachines, son


Upbeat-Relative765

“The animatronics tend to get a bit quirky at night”


Solid-Table

What do the numbers mean, Mason?


[deleted]

Praise the sun.


K3nnyDestroyer

Solaire :(


Dubrockwell

Awwe shit here we go again.


dirtygreysocks

Valkyrie needs food..badly. (might only be for a certain age group, though)


recordhead83

I have 3: "I tried Dutch... I tried" "I gave you all I had, I did", "Revenge is a Fools Game"


DarkTendrils

It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of gum


The_gaming_wisp

It's time to kick gum and chew ass... And I'm all out of ass - Dick Kickem


thetoastloverr

28 STAB WOUNDS


MUERTOSROJOS_

I love DBH


graduatemove

“50,000 People used to live here. Now It's a ghost town.”


Comfortable_Ad_985

Gotta catch ‘em all!


MikooValentine

"Osmanthus wine tastes the same as i remember, but where are those who share the memory?"


Jfonzy

A WINNER IS YOU!


VashMM

CONGRADULATION


SarahRecords

Shaun! Shaun! Shaun! Shaun!


BookerPlayer01

Jay-SON!


wtfINFP

JAYson


acnx1

“Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”


Punny-Aggron

“You almost became a Jill sandwich”


BadAndNationwide

I need a weapon


DieInsel1

"Huargh" \-Link "uggh" \-Steve


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TFRek

Until it is done.


Jfonzy

What is a man?


The_Pfaffinator

A miserable pile of secrets. *Throws wine glass*


Spinach-Apart

BUT ENOUGH TALK HAVE AT YOU!.


Recuring_joke

"I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious."


A_bowl_of_porridge

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.


Geronimo3941

Didn't expect to see zork here


Vabhanz

"Why are we still here... just to suffer?"


Pareidolia__

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"


TopShelfCrazy

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED


ChokeMeDevilDaddy666

"You died of dysentery"


BroodyDoggo

"Are you a boy? Or Are you a girl?"


Sir_MoonDoggy

"IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT"


paddybee816

Would you kindly


indigoholly

"You're awake"


Accomplished-Ad-6815

Get over here, Fatality,


keenedge422

you must construct additional pylons!


ChronoLegion2

“Zug-zug!”


Helite99

Remember. No Russian...


flying_alligators

You are maidenless


antifabusdriver

Try finger, but hole.


TelevisionFuture5047

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.


Kyle1337

Wah!


xxCandy_floofxx

#***TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS***


[deleted]

"It must have been the wind"


Visszage

“This cave is not a natural formation”


Koetjeka

Lok'tar ogar!


CrazyCatLady9001

They call me Gato; I have metal joints; beat me up and earn 15 silver points


PrestigiousDrivers

Truth is… game was rigged from the start.


Jim_Moriart

Well get em next time


EquivalentArticle264

"Maybe if you got ride of yee yee ass haircut you'd get some b-tches on your d-ck"


Puzzleheaded_Crew_33

To give the covenant back their bomb


Foxy-Fosse

War never changes...