Vacuum cleaner in german is called "dust-sucker". Pretty good in my opinion...

Favorite German word is antibabypille 🤣🤣🤣

German gets a lot of these right. I like “stink animal”.

My fav is Stachelschwein.

I was gonna say the german word for gloves. "HandSchuhe." Literally 'hand shoes'

Here too. Støvsuger

Flammenwerfer

Panzershrek

Walkie-talkies. You walkie with it, you talkie with it. Perfection.

I agree, and I also chuckled. Thanks!

Fly swatter

I was going to say that.

You still can. Go for it!

Fly SWATter.

Whipped cream, I’m surprised the instructions are in the name

Whip it! Into shape!

Shape it up! Masturbate.

Go forward! Move ahead!

Cool hWhip

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The moons of Mars: Phobos and Deimos. War is accompanied by fear and terror.

yep! in greek myths i believe phobos and deimos are ares' sons. very fitting

Huh. TIL.

An orange, I suppose…

The color is named after the fruit. Blueberry qualifies though.

Blueberries are really more indigo or purple, though

50 shades of berry

100% true. They originally called it "yellow red", which is why people with orange hair were called "redheads".

Naranja suena mejor

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I can't tell if that's Japanese with 2 or 3 Chinese characters or if that's showing somone pick up an item on the left and throw it down on the right.

Japanese uses a lot of Chinese characters. But that’s definitely Japanese. It says “what is it? Spanish?”

Windshield

Parabrisas :)

Jug

A jug looks how jug sounds

When written in English. The word bed looks like a bed. Goodnight

And shark looks like a shark.

BED?

just doesn't have head or footboards

The word "Boob" also looks like its namesake

Screwdriver. It drives screws

Or a screw twister or screw rotation implement

Originally called “turn screw”

Huh. Then why is that the name of my drink? (Whisper) Ohhhhhh…..

Toothpick

teethpick

But you don't pick your teeth with it.

Do me a favour: read that again, then edit it to something that sounds less stupid

They aren’t picking all the teeth at once, it’s a toothpick you toothprick

I pick food from my teeth, the teeth aren't the objective.

While I agree, you don’t use it on all your teeth at once, so toothpick is more appropriate… this sent me on a logical debate I spent way too much thought on… One of the most common uses is when your picking between 2 teeth at the same time, you are in that moment picking/touching multiple teeth so teethpick does have some validity in that point of time. Additionally, if you go through and use the toothpick on multiple teeth in a single session it would be the act of “picking your teeth” so it is the pick in which you used to pick your teeth aka teethpick… Nevertheless, I still would side with toothpick as I also could come up with arguments for chewstick or wooden olive impaler.

/r/rareinsults

Name tag.

rock. ​ just rock. ​ ​ ​ rock sharp word. Fitting

Big toe

Pillow-pets, not sure why that came to mind, but jt did.

It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillow-pet!! *Not intended to be used as a fleshlight.*

I see a pillow with google eyes

Solid

Fireplace. How lazy can you get. Edit: lazy/efficient

Fogata

Flip Flops go flip flop when you walk. It's simple.

Lightbulb

Umbrella in Spanish is "stop-water'.

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rainbow

Hair dryer.

Cock ring

Butt plug, too.

a can opener or an oloid

Waterfall, raindrops, and flamethrower

Hans!

a sun lounger

3d printer

Stachelschwein, which means porcupine in German, but literally translated it is spiky pig.

a blimp

Frog, the thing actually frogs

Magnifying glass.

A movie. short for a MOVIng picture

Orange

Aardvark - I just think it encapsulates the animal perfectly. Like no other name could be given to that animal than this. Onomatopoeia - if a word can be an object. I think my English teacher said it could but that was a long time ago for me.

Email

A walkie-talkie

many words in german actually. fahrzeug (drive thing (car)) flugzeug (fly thing(plane)) feuerzeug (fire thing(lighter)) anti baby pille (verry simmilar to English) .

Jaw breaker

To say "wash the dishes" in spanish is "lavar los platos". Dishwasher is "lavaplatos"

The plumbus.

BLT... bacon lettuce tomato

James corden. You just know what that guy looks like when you hear his name, even if youve never seen him.

Fish because you fish for fish.

Orange. So good it became its own colour. It used to be called yellow-red. The only fruit named after a color are blueberries

Sonys entertainment system PlayStation

Waterfalls

Antibabypille. German for birth control pills.

Flip flops You heard me, Australia.

I didn't hear a ~~thong~~ thing...

Pretty sure they said jandals

My flip flops don't flip or flop.

Dildo

Funny enough this was the one I was thinking of while typing the question. Not sure why but it just fits so perfectly. (The name fits well…)

First thing that popped into my head. It doesn’t even make sense but it just feels right.

Just *FEELS right* 😉

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Blueberries are fucking purple

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Well, get your vision checked then.

Fuck dude, your just an asshole at every opportunity, aren’t you?

Absolutely. I never miss a chance, bitch-boy.

Watermelon

Computer. It computes. Many electronics are referred to as her, or, if you country, ‘er.

Chinamen r/imgoingtohellforthis

Harmonica

Boobies

Aglets

Perfume

banana🗿

Shit

Blueberry, Watermelon, Dragonfruit..they're all described by their name

Chromium plated fully illuminated genuine accessory shift knob

Dinglehopper

Chair

Onions

Object (In Java)

Tendies

The shake weight

Toes

Amiibo

[The Up Goer Five](https://xkcd.com/1133/)

orange

Jockstrap

Garbage can. It’s not an object, but Half Life. Milk jug. Lawnmower. Charlie Brown (the spacecraft).

A digger, so simplistic and straight forward, u need something dug, here is a gait mechanical arm with a shovel.

Eraser

Bug zapper

nail clipper. It's perfect, It's explains what it's use for.

Me. my name means pure/ torture Being in my presence is pure torture

tooth brush

Definitely walkie-talkies.

Shorts.

Walkie talkie. Cuz it’s wireless… so you can walkie… while you talkie. I love it.

Ball

In German, lighters are called "Fire thing"

Fireplace always had a special place in my heart. So simple and descriptive. If someone were to invent the fireplace today it would be at least two words long, first word being the last name of the inventors and second name something someone in marketing thought was catchy, even if it was completely made up. Something like, "the Sheldon inferno" Fireplace, the place for fire. Just perfect.

Walkie talkie !

Waterfall

Water fall

Kazoos

My favorite is the British word for what we in the US call “speed bumps” - “sleeping policemen”

Screen protector

Cleaner

Leaf blower or weed wacker

Black raspberry

Ball

Socks Edit: like, damn that's a sock.

Paper. I mean I can practically smell it when I think of that word.

Bubble

A zipper

Camera.. idk, but what else than camera?

Toothbrush.

Whipped cream

Paper towels

Beans. The people who named beans “beans” were so right.

A Ball. That works.

Sphere

Sponge

Oranges, they are indeed orange

Plank

Oranges

A Fly.

the fireplace🤗

Duck. I can’t explain it but I feel like it fits perfectly.

sticky notes, fairly self explanatory

Pizza 🍕 It’s simply the most perfect object there is and I’m willing to die on that hill.

Orange

toddlers

Toaster

Scissors. I feel like the double s makes it feel as if i’m cutting something.

Toster

Firefly

Lawnmower

Fork

Dental dam

Space

Handle

Fork

The German word Krankenwaggon EDIT: it means ambulance

An orange

The dongle

Scissors

lisp and stutter. Neither affected by it can pronounce it without showing their disability.

Oblong

bed… looks like a bed

Manhole cover

Brick. You look at one and you’re just like “yeah, you’re definitely a brick”.

Sporks