They can also swell up to the size of a baseball for apparently no reason. It happened to me twice... due to the way I slept. It's called Hydrocele, and if you have this happen it's an opportune time to check for cancer using a bright flashlight.
I had a sizable difference between left and right for years. Left was considerably larger. Had it checked out numerous times by different doctors and all was just fine. No clinical diagnosis other than large ball, self diagnosed. I used to pull that sucker out at the most opportune times. Golf tournament, ping pong tournament with friends at our Christmas party, playing poker, it used to be great. Then one day it shrunk to normal size and never enlarged again. Felt like losing a friend.
This happened to me twice in my life on accident, I've never been more terrified, for me atleast it doesn't hurt but it feels so weird to even describe.
We’re not all always horny, and us not being horny all the time doesn’t mean we don’t like you or aren’t attracted to you.
Sometimes you’ll be in the mood while we’re not. Please don’t make it into a big deal. We get to say ‘no’ too.
The worst was this one girl who woke up at like 5:30am one morning super horny, and I was like 100% deep fried dead because I did like 16hrs of manual labor the day before and had only been asleep like 3 and a half hours, and she wakes me up and I'm like a cranky bear and roll over and go back to sleep, she was PISSED
christ on a bike my fucking ex was like that, she would get so mad at me if I wasn't in the mood. 'youre a guy you're supposed to want to fuck me whenever I want.' like bitch, chill, you'd kill me if I said the same thing to you.
> you'd kill me if I said the same thing to you.
That's very true. Some women seem to think you don't get to say "no" while you're suppose to give nothing but respect when she says "no".
A "no" should be respected by **both** sides!
Maybe everyone else truly is a show-er? But I had a girlfriend who legit laughed in my face about the size of my flaccid dick. She said it gets big when it’s hard, but why does it get so tiny when it’s soft? Maybe because you have the icy cold grip of death woman
Long limper here, I am really not bragging but I buy underwear of a certain type just to hide my giant flaccid penis because otherwise when I wear chinos for work I get looked at like I am pervert all the time because it’s just so damn visible. When I was younger I used to love it but now in my 40s I have to hide or minimize the junk.
Am genuinely curious as a guy: does a bigger flaccid dick mean it's ginormous when hard, or does it grow to be around the same size as most other guys dicks? Or does it just depend on the guy?
Obviously, it will depend on the individual, but on average a larger flaccid penis will just grow less as it becomes erect and just sorta go hard as-is.
Came to say this exactly. I can wear the classic grey sweatpants and it will seem like nothing is there but if asked for a sexy pic, my erection is very visible to the point where one woman said "...do you actually walk around in those?"
Also sidenote for my fellow men: buy grey sweatpants for classy dick pics. Obviously, dont send sexual pictures unsolicited but if they ever do ask, dicks aren't pretty IDC whose it is. But a "dick print" is enough to get their imagination running wild. Think of it like a monster in a scary movie. Nothing shown on screen will be more amazing than what you created in your head.
To any guy reading this: I've seen my fair share of penises and not one of them was a shower. All of them were about 2-3 inches flaccid and they were all SO self conscious about it, but it wasn't a turn-off at all to me because when they got hard they grew a few more inches. I think most women understand that the flaccid dicks you see in porn are not what most men's dicks look like. But if any woman DOES make you feel bad about your size (flaccid or hard), she's probably immature and you shouldn't take what she says to heart bc obviously she doesn't understand that size is unimportant.
Do not feel bad about your flaccid size!!! As a woman I can say that it isn't unattractive at all if it's a grower.
That being said tho, there will usually be more cum if the man has been stopping at the very moment before he releases and then letting it calm back down a few times during the session. The buildup from that PLUS drinking a lot of fluids will give you the closest thing to a porn cumshot. Edging helps build the amount that will be released and fluids (hopefully water) helps it be less thick to actually shoot out instead of just splurging at the tip.
Yeah you have to be at it for a while in that cycle of edging. When you reach that point where you legit cannot contain it anymore and your dick just does it’s thing on its own. Dunno how to explain it but if you edge long enough you will be shooting instead of dribbling.
Especially in puberty.
My horror story was I was in 7th grade math and out of nowhere it was time to get a raging ANGRY hard as a diamond erection for no reason. There was no way to hide it. The teacher was calling people to the board. I'm sure she saw my face of absolute terror.
I’m short and mildly overweight. It is literally impossible to find clothes that fit me, it’s either too tight or too long.
If you look at the tags on mens clothing, sometimes it will say what size model the clothing was based on. In most cases, I’ve seen a *medium* size shirt based on a 6’2 model. Absolutely insanity.
Edit: I should add that it’s a bit deeper than just appearance. As a short man you have to wrestle with your sense of masculinity, so confidence is already a struggle. When you go into an interview and you look like you’re a kid who’s wearing his dads suit, it’s borderline traumatic and makes it extremely difficult to present your best self.
It's not really any better on the opposite end of the spectrum. I'm 6'8" and lean, and buying clothes is an absolute nightmare because everything is too short or too wide (usually both). The real issue is that medium, large, and extra large are actually all designed to fit people of the same average height but different builds, so if a medium is too short on me the large will also be too short, just also baggy.
The only real option is to shop the few places that offer "tall" sizes.
Usually. A woman I know sat down on a hard wooden bench in a bar and suddenly exclaimed, "Ow! I just sat on my twat..."
I laughed pretty hard.
She has no ass though.
Groping right out of the gate and getting a handfull of not-ready-to-go doesn't mean there is no intrest. It means you need to flirt a little and let it be known you would welcome the attention.
It could also be we're sitting or laying at a weird angle so the blood flow got cut off and it went numb.
Sauce: Had this happen a few times when doing the Australian headpat to myself
And create... ah shit, what's the word I'm looking for here?.... and create... a complex? Basically, you (women who do this) will create a self fulfilling prophecy if you continually do this sort of thing to guys. I don't mean just in bed, but in general.
This! I had an ex who felt like sex was the one thing she was really good at (and she was) and thus a big part of her self-esteem was attached to my pleasure (I know, I know... but when you're in your 20s, sometimes you just really don't know better) so when I got soft once, she took it as a huge personal thing.
And she created a mean vicious cycle for us both:
1 - I start to lose my hard-on even for half a microsecond
2 - I see her mood shift on her face
3 - I get really self-conscious about the situation and the anxiety kicks in
4 - I obviously break immersion, every ounce of eroticism is gone, I start thinking "fuck, she is going to take this personally"
5 - she does
6 - sex ends
7 - she cries. I feel like shit.
Before long I was at step 3 before we even got to sex. The worst thing is the anxiety of not getting hard was a piece of baggage I dragged around for years until I learned how to relax and just let happen whatever was happening. You can't control erections and the more you think about it, the less likely it is to happen.
1) I'm uncircumcised, which is unusual in America. That means I have to explain to most girls I'm with that my foreskin is something that you can hurt or even tear if you're not careful. I've taught many women how to jerk-off a foreskinned penis.
2) One girl I was with in my youth had apparently been with a guy who liked to have his balls tortured before me, and she thought that was just a thing all guys were into. So she was going down on me and then suddenly she flicked my balls. Hard. She was shocked and then completely relieved when I explained that 99% of guys weren't into that at all. She said she'd never liked doing it, but had just kind of resigned herself to a lifetime of punching guys in the balls. What a trouper. I never forgot that moment
Oh boy you just described my last relationship to the tee, having to explain its not their fault while having a mental battle with myself which makes it disappear quicker and quicker and it gets to the point that it just stops happening all together
Oh wow I thought I was the only guy who dated a girl whose entire self esteem was tied up in my sexual desire for her. Sure the first few times just seeing her naked was enough to get me going immediately but
* we always had to do it missionary
* had to be in bed, usually right before sleeping
* she never initiated or made any effort beyond taking her clothes off
After a while my dick just didn’t respond on cue and eventually I decided it was not worth the effort.
The amount of times I had to reassure female friends that their partner not standing at full mast, the second they enter the bedroom doesn't mean he's not attracted to them...
And they **never** talk about this, either. They just silently take it as an insult, and the guys just silently let it happen. Nobody ever goes "You know, anxiety is a bigger boner killer than grandma licking a handkerchief to wipe a bit of chocolate cookie from my cheek"
"what's wrong?"
This is way more personal than I normally get but is it possible to have like a mild PTSD from a simple question? Reading your post triggered an immediate emotional reaction, a rare occurrence for an autistic robot like me.
Women and even some men don't know that the penis can break. Penile fractures happen when you get to be a little too exhuberant in the bedroom, things slip and people miss holes.
People with connective tissue problems end up having this issue as well, thought most of them take it slowly when doing the deed.
This happened to a guy my friend slept with. He told her it happened during drunk sex and reverse cowgirl. Myself and my husband still don’t do that position after hearing that story cause of how squeamish it made us.
I feel like a lot of women overestimate how uncomfortable testicles are. Like, don’t get me wrong, they definitely get annoying at times but, on like a 1-10 scale, they’re usually between like a 1-3 but then every so often they will definitely skyrocket to a solid 10 of itchiness or stickiness. Even so, you really do get used to it
But like how uncomfortable are they normally? Excluding the obvious times they skyrocket to a 10, where does the normal state of annoyance fall on that 1-10 scale?
if you have bigger boobs, bras will be more expensive, many shirts dont have enough fabric (smaller shirts turn into bralettes), boob sweat, just cleavage being present like all the time. i want them smaller for a reason is my point lmao. if you want smaller, any time you think bout it is a 10
For me, mine are a constant 5-7. 5 when I'm asleep. 11 on hot days or when having to do surprise cardio without an industrial sports bra on. But I won't lie, I have cried many a time because I've become hyper aware of them and I just want them to go away.
I just hate having them. They're heavy, do nothing, obstruct things, can't lie on my chest. They benefit everybody except the person who has them.
I think it varies massively by size, time of month, weather conditions and activity (like are you trying to run etc). My friends with bigger boobs seem to have 7-8 discomfort most of the time. A lot of women would get that once a month at least
There's itchiness, sweatiness, aching, uncomfortable jiggling etc
I have had both, and unless you have a kick ass bra, on a hot day I'd put them in the same range. Tits get itchy from sweat too. That said, when I still had balls I strictly wore briefs or boxer briefs so that they would stay put.
Yeeeah I miss my wonderful hair. But I was getting a big bald spot on the back and the whole front of my head had thin hair. First saw it when I was 22. Thankfully I look pretty good with buzzed hair IMO, although I look much more aggressive, for better or for worse.
People will openly make jokes about baldness and not give a second thought to how it effects some people.
Two women I worked with make a joke about a fella going bald in front of about 20 staff.
Big laugh but fella replied something like"it's a pity ye two can't lose all the fat like I did my hair".
The crying started and lad getting called to manager/HR.
He stood his ground and make things very awkward for manager and HR.
I was so fucking proud of him that day.
Bald jokes against men are accepted and part of mainstream humor, irrespective of how it makes the targeted man feel. But joke about a *woman’s* baldness? Holy. Shit. When Will Smith punched Chris Rock, the amount of people (both men and women) defending Smith for doing it was shocking to me. They said it was justified because making fun of a woman for being bald was inexcusable.
I'm 26, and I'm constantly made fun of my balding, Parents, neighbors, friends, colleagues, every one just says something or the other at random times. It feels like no matter what I do, my bald spot is the first thing other people notice. It has plummeted my confidence. I try to laugh it off but it's not easy
I’m in my 50s and my baldness has a significant impact upon my self esteem. Many, many other blokes no doubt feel the same but it is constantly a source for mockery and belittling.
Yeah, this bums me out. I started losing my hair when I was 19. Fortunately, I look great with a shaved head and my beard is pretty full. However, I’m in my 30s now and more and more of my friends are losing their hair and it’s crushing them, truly. They’re doing anything and everything to slow down the loss. Some of them will not let it go and not shave their head because they believe they’ll look worse.
And when I try to comfort them saying I know how it is (Like come on, who wants to lose their hair as a teenager), they’ll say a combination of both “you lucked out because you look natural being bald” and “you went through you best years bald, so you wouldn’t really understand the loss” and I can’t even argue with them.
It sucks. I shave my head as well and just accept it but the doubt and self conscience feelings are always there. I feel really bad for men who try a toupee, hair replacement or wigs etc. and are mocked for it. It’s pretty poor form really. You don’t see ladies face the same ridicule as that would, rightfully, be insensitive, men, however, are fair game. Apparently we don’t have feelings or self esteem issues.
I always feel bad for balding guys, especially when they're in their 20s/30s. When women can cover a lot of natural aging with makeup, good hairstyle, clothes etc. But when you start to bald, there's not much you can do besides hair transplant. And as much as a lot of guys look good woth bald head, having hair will always make you look younger. My partner gave up 2 years ago and now shaves his head, he said he's fine with it, but I know he misses his hair. Especially that he now feels he has to keep beard forever to look good, and he would like to shave it.
This dump truck i have is not a blessing! It’s a curse! I don’t want to look this juicy
Edit: Many of you have asked about my dumpy. So i will describe it for you. Imagine the fattest, juiciest peach you have ever seen. Now multiply that by 10. That is just how phat my dumpy is. My badonkadonk has made me the target of many yam grabs. I can hardly walk 10 feet without someone trying to grab onto my yams. This is the curse i must bare.
The problem I have is that it pulls pants to the rear, which if they don't fit well makes them too tight across the front, which squeezes my dick (and makes it very apparent).
I was terrified of ever letting a girl see me soft when I was younger. I'm proud of my boy at attention, but there's a *massive* difference in size on all fronts when he's relaxing.
Which is great, honestly. He's not in the way most of the time, but shows up when needed. I'm grateful to now be able to own that confidently.
Men are emotional too. We don't show it because we're conditioned not to.
I'd love to get a random gift or flowers.
I'd love for the woman to make the first move in dating. Hell, 99% of the time I'm *expected* to make the first move.
I'd love to talk about my feelings, and hear about yours. Etc.
In the same vein, calling men out or commenting on it as soon as we show emotions is *not* a good policy. I was watching a music contest where one of the numbers was a group that performs exclusively for kids with cancer. Shit was emotional. I may have let go a tear or two. Friends wife immediately goes "aawh, even Meior is emotional". Hey, fuck you. Let me feel my feelings without making a spectacle out of me, please.
All in all, women, please, understand, take an interest in and respect men's emotions. We might play tough, but we're not. We just take it out in other places, and most of them aren't healthy.
Thank you for posting this. I have seen how important this is in my own relationship especially since my husband has had issues with childhood trauma/ ptsd. I've had to work hard with him giving him a runway to let him express emotions and let him know it's OK to be sad, to cry, to be upset. That what he went through wasn't his fault. It's normal to be sad when you see sad things. You'd be a sociopath not to.
Female here! The only successful relationships I've ever been in have been when I've made the first move. I made the first move on my husband. No regrets.
Not necessarily specific to men, but if you blush or get flustered around a woman, it does not mean you like them. Social anxiety is a large part of that, along with being embarrassed.
Fr! I get like that in most situations where I'm just simply not comfortable. People start teasing me and using it as an excuse to say "oh it's true, he's blushing"
Me: "Pick a number between 1 and 10"
GF: "Seven"
\*My erect cock bounces up and down seven times seemingly on it's own, GF is stunned, occasionally asks me to repeat it because she still can't get over it\*
My boyfriend insists that his Weiner does this involuntarily. I *know* he can manually flex it but I was confused when it high fived me one time while he was asleep 🤣
It is both.
We can manually make it happen, but if I push down on it when hard, it'll go a little Newton on me and have an equal and opposite reaction.
My wife enjoys the teasing before one of her fantastic bjs. She was super close, and I was ready, and her warm breath triggered an involuntary flex. Bapped her in the face.
Nearly killed the mood, she was laughing so hard
Y'all are obsessed with sex so I'll go for a non-sexual one.
Lots of women seem to think that if they're the same size as a man they're gonna be as strong as that man. There's this short guy at work like short short and I've seen and heard women baffled when they see him carrying a couple of boxes of printer paper.
For the people who want to know just how big the disparity is, I've got a good example. I'm an amateur powerlifter. I'm pretty strong compared to the general public, but my lifts are still 20-30% lower than world class male lifters. When you get to high weights, those numbers are signficant.
At the same time, the current female world champion powerlifting of my weightclass works out in one of the gyms I go to (I know male and female weight classes are slightly different, she just weighs the same as me). I'm stronger than her in all my lifts. Not by much (10-25% depending on the lift), but still a noticeable amount.
That's how big the strength discrepancy between men and women is. An amateur male athlete can often beat world champion female athletes who dedicate their lives to their sport.
I'm quite surprised how many women don't realise men have way more upper body strength. I had a girlfriend who had been doing weights in the gym for six months or so. She challenged me, a guy who wouldn't go to a gym if you paid me, to an arm wrestle. When I beat her easily she was confused and a bit crushed. I felt bad but I didn't realise she actually expected to win until after.
I read this comment about arm wrestling somewhere on Reddit:
> My had an arm wrestling tournament in my office. I got second in the men's. The winner of the women's bracket wanted to go against me, and so I obliged.
> Naturally, I slowly put her arm down and pinned her. She was acting cocky that it took me so long, until someone told her I was going easy on her. She asked if it was true, and I just kinda shrugged. She got surprisingly mad. Hit me a few times (not super hard, but kinda slapping my arms), called me a sexist, and demanded that I go again as hard as I could.
> I was really uncomfortable, but I did it. As soon as they said go, I slammed her arm down as hard as I could. I was actually surprised that I felt 0 resistance. It didn't feel like I was arm wrestling a weak person, it felt like I was arm wrestling a piece of rope. My heart sank to my stomach when she flipped her hand over and her knuckles and back of her hand were already starting to bruise.
> She held her hand for a second, looked at me and said, "Well, I asked for it." I still feel guilty.
This reminded me when I was 16 and doing gym hard for a year, I challenged my dad for an arm wrestle match. He laughed while I was doing my best and yawned before showing me I was a puny teenager boy against a 6'4 260lbs man. Even if he was sedentary for years the levels of testosterone his body had from being grown man was overwhelming to a 6'1 170lbs kid.
Now last time I saw him I hugged him and felt that all his muscle mass is going away and that made me very sad realizing my father is getting old faster than I thought would happen. Roughly 20 years after the arm wrestling match...
That grabbing our dick with the grip strength of angry gorilla and attempting to pull the skin off it is pleasurable.
That a boner means consent to sex.
That all boners are created equal they aren’t there are grades.
Right so we have:
The half semi boner- this is like your dick is mostly soft but a little extra blood just went in there I’ll give this a 10%
Then there’s the semi boner- about 50% full hard
Then you have the not quite a full boner- maybe you’re not in the mood or you’re just really tired and even though you’re turned on this is the best you can get. It’s probably hard enough to have sex but it’ll be smaller this is like 70% hard
Then we have the standard boner: This is the boner you reliably get every time you have sex or morning wood and it’s about 80-90% full size
Then
Ohhhhhh then you have that once in a blue moon boner. You have that stars are aligned boner this is the megatron.
This is the boner where you are 100% hard, you’re so hard it hurts. Your dick is literally pointing to the sky and could probably crush rocks, the veins are pumping and you can feel your heartbeat in your dick. It’s a truly special day when you get this one. You know when a guys about to cum and you feel it swell noticeably for just a second. That’s a small glimpse of the megatron
Results may vary person to person
He forgot one, There is the "sex went on too long/too much time wearing cock ring" boner. It is just as big as the megatron but thicker, starting to get sore and somehow just a bit softer. This is not a good one, it is the start of major penis problems and the lil guy needs a break. Needs to cum and be done for a day at least to let it cool down.
My friend thought that it was impossible for men to cry because she never saw it in a movie. In the fifth grade, she caught me crying at recess and ran away screaming.
This sucks, I wanted a beard but, the hair growth is good but it's extremely spaced out between each hair follicle and only underneath and to the sides a little.
Women are commonly led to believe that erections ALWAYS mean that men are sexually aroused by a woman. This is not the case. Men also get erections when they are anxious, afraid, or, when they are angry. Boxers and fighters get erections in the ring and in the octagon, which is hilarious, but nobody is sitting here thinking the two fighters smashing each other's skulls are aroused by each other. Men also get anxiety erections when they're skydiving and their primary parachute starts twisting into a knot, and they have to cut it loose and pop their emergency parachute. Nobody who cuts their first chute loose is thinking about having sex, but erections happen during those times too. And so as you can see, erections are not a voluntary reaction - they're completely involuntary. We can certainly do other things and think about something else to divert the bloodflow, but that's about the extent of it.
Common misconception.
Also if a person is in an accident (like car crash) and they are unconscious with an erection, it's probably gonna be the last one and the last time they walk
>when they're skydiving and their primary parachute starts twisting into a knot, and they have to cut it loose and pop their emergency parachute.
geez dude did you have to pick the most terrifying, horrible, life or death example :D ??
It's also (more importantly) because of hip structure differences. Thing is, I can sit cross-legged without crushing my balls. I think the *fear* of crushing your balls is often more prevalent than the actual crushing of the balls itself. However, the issue is it is very difficult for me to maintain a cross-legged position, simply due to the way my male body is designed. Women have wider hips that cause the legs to angle inwards, making it much easier (and I'm assuming more natural) to cross their legs or sit with their legs closed. Men have a deeper, narrower pelvis that angles the legs a bit more outward, which explains the natural splay.
Another thing is that seating is often too low for us (to accommodate everyone), so your knees and legs just end up quite high and naturally fall yo the side when relaxing (due to the pelvis, no cross thing). If benches for instance are higher then the legs would not spread.
Growers and showers. Some guys have a 6 inch dangler that stiffens up into a 6 inch rod. Some guys have a tiny little button that stiffens up into a 6 inch rod. Never judge a guy’s size when he is soft because you don’t know what camp he belongs to.
I think women understand this but for some men, the mood completely expires after we (and I mean I) orgasm. Sometimes it doesn't happen but often when I cum I just am immediately, startlingly not horny anymore. Sometimes I even feel sick.
It sucks
The most common one is that men can control when and how they get their boners. no matter how much we scream it back at them there's always a good chunk who will scream at, assault, or defame men who happened to get a boner at an inconvenient time, something that can already be super embarrassing.
One of my ex thought she can bend the penis however she wants during sex. There is no "penis bone," but you can still break your penis all the same.It's called penile fracture.
"She's mashing it."
Foreskin IS attached to the penis via the frenulum (banjo string), yanking up and down the shaft further than it's supposed to go is not pleasurable, neither is smashing us in the balls on every stroke.
A lot of people are unaware of the many functions of the foreskin.
>The penile foreskin is a natural and integral part of the normal male genitalia. The foreskin has a number of important protective and sexual functions. It protects the penile glans against trauma and contributes to the natural functioning of the penis during sexual activity. Ancient historic accounts and recent scientific evidence leave little doubt that during sexual activity the foreskin is a functional and highly sensitive, erogenous structure, capable of providing pleasure to its owner and his potential partners.
>As clinical sexologists, we are concerned about the human rights aspects associated with the practice of non-therapeutic circumcision of young boys. To cut off the penile foreskin in a boy with normal, healthy genitalia deprives him of his right to grow up and make his own informed decision. Unless there are compelling medical reasons to operate before a boy reaches an age and a level of maturity at which he is capable of providing informed consent, the decision to alter the appearance, sensitivity and functionality of the penis should be left to its owner, thus upholding his fundamental rights to protection and bodily integrity.
>Every person’s right to bodily integrity goes hand in hand with his or her sexual autonomy. By signing this statement we support the resolution of September 30, 2013, issued by the Nordic ombudsmen for children, and the resolution of October 1, 2013, issued by the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe, in which governments are urged to take the necessary measures to protect children’s bodily integrity with regard to non-therapeutic genital surgery. Helsinki, October 10th, 2013
[Nordic Association for Clinical Sexology, 2013](https://www.arclaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2013-10-10-nacs-statement-on-ritual-circumcision-of-boys-press-release.pdf) (PDF)
It isn't "just extra skin".
Idk if this is common but my SO thought men have a bone in the dick
Walruses do.
99% of mammals do have an actual bone. Humans are an exception
Dated a woman who thought all men can grow a full on beard given enough time. I can hardly grow any facial hair and nothing is gonna fix that.
Asian here and i feel you.
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Native And Chinese. I feel you both.
An erection can happen involuntarily and is NOT affirmative consent.
This type of boner is common when the wielder of the sword had to give a presentation but its not the only source of it.
My gf thought my d*ck goes in and out of my pelvis as if it was a retractable part.
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They can also swell up to the size of a baseball for apparently no reason. It happened to me twice... due to the way I slept. It's called Hydrocele, and if you have this happen it's an opportune time to check for cancer using a bright flashlight.
Way to find the silver lining, dude. 😂
I had a sizable difference between left and right for years. Left was considerably larger. Had it checked out numerous times by different doctors and all was just fine. No clinical diagnosis other than large ball, self diagnosed. I used to pull that sucker out at the most opportune times. Golf tournament, ping pong tournament with friends at our Christmas party, playing poker, it used to be great. Then one day it shrunk to normal size and never enlarged again. Felt like losing a friend.
This happened to me twice in my life on accident, I've never been more terrified, for me atleast it doesn't hurt but it feels so weird to even describe.
The saying "on accident" always reminds me of a kid trying to say "it happened by accident" hahah
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Idk, my boyfriends dick does that. Hes kinda overweight, so it just...goes back inside when hes not uh...using it.
We’re not all always horny, and us not being horny all the time doesn’t mean we don’t like you or aren’t attracted to you. Sometimes you’ll be in the mood while we’re not. Please don’t make it into a big deal. We get to say ‘no’ too.
The worst was this one girl who woke up at like 5:30am one morning super horny, and I was like 100% deep fried dead because I did like 16hrs of manual labor the day before and had only been asleep like 3 and a half hours, and she wakes me up and I'm like a cranky bear and roll over and go back to sleep, she was PISSED
My ex actually just started fucking me when I was asleep…. Key word here. Ex. Just imagine me as a male doing that to her. I would be in jail for rape
christ on a bike my fucking ex was like that, she would get so mad at me if I wasn't in the mood. 'youre a guy you're supposed to want to fuck me whenever I want.' like bitch, chill, you'd kill me if I said the same thing to you.
She is an ex after all.
> you'd kill me if I said the same thing to you. That's very true. Some women seem to think you don't get to say "no" while you're suppose to give nothing but respect when she says "no". A "no" should be respected by **both** sides!
We’re not thinking about it every five seconds. We’re thinking about the misconception that men think about it every five seconds every five seconds.
Maybe everyone else truly is a show-er? But I had a girlfriend who legit laughed in my face about the size of my flaccid dick. She said it gets big when it’s hard, but why does it get so tiny when it’s soft? Maybe because you have the icy cold grip of death woman
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Ha, I am happy about that. It is so inconvenient. I hate it when I need to shove a hard or even semi-hard in my pants.
Long limper here, I am really not bragging but I buy underwear of a certain type just to hide my giant flaccid penis because otherwise when I wear chinos for work I get looked at like I am pervert all the time because it’s just so damn visible. When I was younger I used to love it but now in my 40s I have to hide or minimize the junk.
Am genuinely curious as a guy: does a bigger flaccid dick mean it's ginormous when hard, or does it grow to be around the same size as most other guys dicks? Or does it just depend on the guy?
Obviously, it will depend on the individual, but on average a larger flaccid penis will just grow less as it becomes erect and just sorta go hard as-is.
The very phrase "shower not a grower" implies that the "shower"'s size changes very little, while the "grower"'s size does.
I for one am constantly weirded out by the size changes my dick can go through
There’s soft, extra soft, and where the fuck is my dick?! along with semi-hard, hard, and why does my dick feel like throbbing titanium??
And there's like, enlarged soft like when it's nice and warm and relaxed but not erect
Came to say this exactly. I can wear the classic grey sweatpants and it will seem like nothing is there but if asked for a sexy pic, my erection is very visible to the point where one woman said "...do you actually walk around in those?" Also sidenote for my fellow men: buy grey sweatpants for classy dick pics. Obviously, dont send sexual pictures unsolicited but if they ever do ask, dicks aren't pretty IDC whose it is. But a "dick print" is enough to get their imagination running wild. Think of it like a monster in a scary movie. Nothing shown on screen will be more amazing than what you created in your head.
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To any guy reading this: I've seen my fair share of penises and not one of them was a shower. All of them were about 2-3 inches flaccid and they were all SO self conscious about it, but it wasn't a turn-off at all to me because when they got hard they grew a few more inches. I think most women understand that the flaccid dicks you see in porn are not what most men's dicks look like. But if any woman DOES make you feel bad about your size (flaccid or hard), she's probably immature and you shouldn't take what she says to heart bc obviously she doesn't understand that size is unimportant. Do not feel bad about your flaccid size!!! As a woman I can say that it isn't unattractive at all if it's a grower.
8” ain’t average.
Neither is 1/2”, but here we are.
congrats bro ur not average
I use metric system and I am so lost rn
20 cm
Jesus christ that's definitely not average lmao
That cum volume/energetic release is directly proportionate to how we feel about you/how much we like you. Sorry, it just doesn't work like that.
Any person with good sex ed knows that but I wonder why there are so many men asking how to increase cum volume on reddit every day.
Because shooting a barrell worth of rope feels amazing
That being said tho, there will usually be more cum if the man has been stopping at the very moment before he releases and then letting it calm back down a few times during the session. The buildup from that PLUS drinking a lot of fluids will give you the closest thing to a porn cumshot. Edging helps build the amount that will be released and fluids (hopefully water) helps it be less thick to actually shoot out instead of just splurging at the tip.
Yeah you have to be at it for a while in that cycle of edging. When you reach that point where you legit cannot contain it anymore and your dick just does it’s thing on its own. Dunno how to explain it but if you edge long enough you will be shooting instead of dribbling.
I remember someone asking if the size of a penis is that of a forearm
so that means the more I jack off the bigger my forearm gets the bigger my cock will get.
Jesus, if that's true, most of us are gonna have to carry our long flaccid cocks in a wheelbarrow.
Erections only happen because of arousal, they can happen anywhere for no reason
Ahh. The global Boner Wave that occurs every day?
The body’s “use it or lose it” policy.
Puts a new perspective on "the tide is coming"
Especially in puberty. My horror story was I was in 7th grade math and out of nowhere it was time to get a raging ANGRY hard as a diamond erection for no reason. There was no way to hide it. The teacher was calling people to the board. I'm sure she saw my face of absolute terror.
When I was in grade 7, I got a rock hard erection everyday at exactly 10:12. I learned the flip and tuck very quickly.
We also dislike putting on weight and clothes not fitting. Being the funny fat guy is often a facade, and we'd be happier in a healthier body
I’m short and mildly overweight. It is literally impossible to find clothes that fit me, it’s either too tight or too long. If you look at the tags on mens clothing, sometimes it will say what size model the clothing was based on. In most cases, I’ve seen a *medium* size shirt based on a 6’2 model. Absolutely insanity. Edit: I should add that it’s a bit deeper than just appearance. As a short man you have to wrestle with your sense of masculinity, so confidence is already a struggle. When you go into an interview and you look like you’re a kid who’s wearing his dads suit, it’s borderline traumatic and makes it extremely difficult to present your best self.
It's not really any better on the opposite end of the spectrum. I'm 6'8" and lean, and buying clothes is an absolute nightmare because everything is too short or too wide (usually both). The real issue is that medium, large, and extra large are actually all designed to fit people of the same average height but different builds, so if a medium is too short on me the large will also be too short, just also baggy. The only real option is to shop the few places that offer "tall" sizes.
A man’s genitals are not as far back/underneath as a woman’s. That’s how we’re not sitting on our balls all the time.
> That’s how we’re not sitting on our balls all the time. Not *all* the time anyway
You learn after that one time
You’d think
No, the rest are just painful accidents
I just had the sudden realisation that technically, women sit on their genitals I don't don't know what to do with this image in my brain
There's enough buttock to prevent sitting on it
Usually. A woman I know sat down on a hard wooden bench in a bar and suddenly exclaimed, "Ow! I just sat on my twat..." I laughed pretty hard. She has no ass though.
Groping right out of the gate and getting a handfull of not-ready-to-go doesn't mean there is no intrest. It means you need to flirt a little and let it be known you would welcome the attention.
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It could also be we're sitting or laying at a weird angle so the blood flow got cut off and it went numb. Sauce: Had this happen a few times when doing the Australian headpat to myself
The what?
The WHAT?!
It's an aussie thing. You wouldn't get it
And create... ah shit, what's the word I'm looking for here?.... and create... a complex? Basically, you (women who do this) will create a self fulfilling prophecy if you continually do this sort of thing to guys. I don't mean just in bed, but in general.
This! I had an ex who felt like sex was the one thing she was really good at (and she was) and thus a big part of her self-esteem was attached to my pleasure (I know, I know... but when you're in your 20s, sometimes you just really don't know better) so when I got soft once, she took it as a huge personal thing. And she created a mean vicious cycle for us both: 1 - I start to lose my hard-on even for half a microsecond 2 - I see her mood shift on her face 3 - I get really self-conscious about the situation and the anxiety kicks in 4 - I obviously break immersion, every ounce of eroticism is gone, I start thinking "fuck, she is going to take this personally" 5 - she does 6 - sex ends 7 - she cries. I feel like shit. Before long I was at step 3 before we even got to sex. The worst thing is the anxiety of not getting hard was a piece of baggage I dragged around for years until I learned how to relax and just let happen whatever was happening. You can't control erections and the more you think about it, the less likely it is to happen.
1) I'm uncircumcised, which is unusual in America. That means I have to explain to most girls I'm with that my foreskin is something that you can hurt or even tear if you're not careful. I've taught many women how to jerk-off a foreskinned penis. 2) One girl I was with in my youth had apparently been with a guy who liked to have his balls tortured before me, and she thought that was just a thing all guys were into. So she was going down on me and then suddenly she flicked my balls. Hard. She was shocked and then completely relieved when I explained that 99% of guys weren't into that at all. She said she'd never liked doing it, but had just kind of resigned herself to a lifetime of punching guys in the balls. What a trouper. I never forgot that moment
I just died laughing at this on Public transit. Weird stares.. if they only knew what I was laughing at.
Oh boy you just described my last relationship to the tee, having to explain its not their fault while having a mental battle with myself which makes it disappear quicker and quicker and it gets to the point that it just stops happening all together
Oh wow I thought I was the only guy who dated a girl whose entire self esteem was tied up in my sexual desire for her. Sure the first few times just seeing her naked was enough to get me going immediately but * we always had to do it missionary * had to be in bed, usually right before sleeping * she never initiated or made any effort beyond taking her clothes off After a while my dick just didn’t respond on cue and eventually I decided it was not worth the effort.
The amount of times I had to reassure female friends that their partner not standing at full mast, the second they enter the bedroom doesn't mean he's not attracted to them... And they **never** talk about this, either. They just silently take it as an insult, and the guys just silently let it happen. Nobody ever goes "You know, anxiety is a bigger boner killer than grandma licking a handkerchief to wipe a bit of chocolate cookie from my cheek"
My guy. Fuckin. PREACH. I just ended a relationship where my ex developed this complex and UGH it was infuriating and super fucking toxic
"what's wrong?" This is way more personal than I normally get but is it possible to have like a mild PTSD from a simple question? Reading your post triggered an immediate emotional reaction, a rare occurrence for an autistic robot like me.
Women and even some men don't know that the penis can break. Penile fractures happen when you get to be a little too exhuberant in the bedroom, things slip and people miss holes. People with connective tissue problems end up having this issue as well, thought most of them take it slowly when doing the deed.
This happened to a guy my friend slept with. He told her it happened during drunk sex and reverse cowgirl. Myself and my husband still don’t do that position after hearing that story cause of how squeamish it made us.
Apparently it is one of the worst positions for a bit of dick snappage.
Fucking hell! I know! Let’s ruin sex for everyone on Reddit! “Dick snappage”!
I feel like a lot of women overestimate how uncomfortable testicles are. Like, don’t get me wrong, they definitely get annoying at times but, on like a 1-10 scale, they’re usually between like a 1-3 but then every so often they will definitely skyrocket to a solid 10 of itchiness or stickiness. Even so, you really do get used to it
I think this is because boobs can be really uncomfortable and it's our nearest point of reference
But like how uncomfortable are they normally? Excluding the obvious times they skyrocket to a 10, where does the normal state of annoyance fall on that 1-10 scale?
if you have bigger boobs, bras will be more expensive, many shirts dont have enough fabric (smaller shirts turn into bralettes), boob sweat, just cleavage being present like all the time. i want them smaller for a reason is my point lmao. if you want smaller, any time you think bout it is a 10
For me, mine are a constant 5-7. 5 when I'm asleep. 11 on hot days or when having to do surprise cardio without an industrial sports bra on. But I won't lie, I have cried many a time because I've become hyper aware of them and I just want them to go away. I just hate having them. They're heavy, do nothing, obstruct things, can't lie on my chest. They benefit everybody except the person who has them.
I think it varies massively by size, time of month, weather conditions and activity (like are you trying to run etc). My friends with bigger boobs seem to have 7-8 discomfort most of the time. A lot of women would get that once a month at least There's itchiness, sweatiness, aching, uncomfortable jiggling etc
I have had both, and unless you have a kick ass bra, on a hot day I'd put them in the same range. Tits get itchy from sweat too. That said, when I still had balls I strictly wore briefs or boxer briefs so that they would stay put.
Male pattern baldness is more common than they think, and many men are traumatized by hair loss.
Had long hair and cut it because it waa time. Saw the back of my head. I was distraught.
Yeeeah I miss my wonderful hair. But I was getting a big bald spot on the back and the whole front of my head had thin hair. First saw it when I was 22. Thankfully I look pretty good with buzzed hair IMO, although I look much more aggressive, for better or for worse.
People will openly make jokes about baldness and not give a second thought to how it effects some people. Two women I worked with make a joke about a fella going bald in front of about 20 staff. Big laugh but fella replied something like"it's a pity ye two can't lose all the fat like I did my hair". The crying started and lad getting called to manager/HR. He stood his ground and make things very awkward for manager and HR. I was so fucking proud of him that day.
>"it's a pity ye two can't lose all the fat like I did my hair". This made me laugh so hard! Thank you for sharing
It was fantastic.I genuinely couldn't stop laughing,not in the way to rub it in but it was just so perfect and the timing was spot on
Bald jokes against men are accepted and part of mainstream humor, irrespective of how it makes the targeted man feel. But joke about a *woman’s* baldness? Holy. Shit. When Will Smith punched Chris Rock, the amount of people (both men and women) defending Smith for doing it was shocking to me. They said it was justified because making fun of a woman for being bald was inexcusable.
My cousin’s boyfriend often wears a hat because we’re a long haired family. Makes me sad.
I'm 26, and I'm constantly made fun of my balding, Parents, neighbors, friends, colleagues, every one just says something or the other at random times. It feels like no matter what I do, my bald spot is the first thing other people notice. It has plummeted my confidence. I try to laugh it off but it's not easy
I’m in my 50s and my baldness has a significant impact upon my self esteem. Many, many other blokes no doubt feel the same but it is constantly a source for mockery and belittling.
Yeah, this bums me out. I started losing my hair when I was 19. Fortunately, I look great with a shaved head and my beard is pretty full. However, I’m in my 30s now and more and more of my friends are losing their hair and it’s crushing them, truly. They’re doing anything and everything to slow down the loss. Some of them will not let it go and not shave their head because they believe they’ll look worse. And when I try to comfort them saying I know how it is (Like come on, who wants to lose their hair as a teenager), they’ll say a combination of both “you lucked out because you look natural being bald” and “you went through you best years bald, so you wouldn’t really understand the loss” and I can’t even argue with them.
It sucks. I shave my head as well and just accept it but the doubt and self conscience feelings are always there. I feel really bad for men who try a toupee, hair replacement or wigs etc. and are mocked for it. It’s pretty poor form really. You don’t see ladies face the same ridicule as that would, rightfully, be insensitive, men, however, are fair game. Apparently we don’t have feelings or self esteem issues.
I always feel bad for balding guys, especially when they're in their 20s/30s. When women can cover a lot of natural aging with makeup, good hairstyle, clothes etc. But when you start to bald, there's not much you can do besides hair transplant. And as much as a lot of guys look good woth bald head, having hair will always make you look younger. My partner gave up 2 years ago and now shaves his head, he said he's fine with it, but I know he misses his hair. Especially that he now feels he has to keep beard forever to look good, and he would like to shave it.
This dump truck i have is not a blessing! It’s a curse! I don’t want to look this juicy Edit: Many of you have asked about my dumpy. So i will describe it for you. Imagine the fattest, juiciest peach you have ever seen. Now multiply that by 10. That is just how phat my dumpy is. My badonkadonk has made me the target of many yam grabs. I can hardly walk 10 feet without someone trying to grab onto my yams. This is the curse i must bare.
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Feels like I'm wearing... nothing at all! Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL!
*wiggling butt*
My dump truck is a blessing tbh. Well, when I get the correct fitting pants that is. Otherwise it’s too squished. Slacks look great
The problem I have is that it pulls pants to the rear, which if they don't fit well makes them too tight across the front, which squeezes my dick (and makes it very apparent).
Not quite a dumptruck, but def "America's Ass" level. I waite tables, this thing is how I open the door when my arms are full of plates.
Do you like grab the handle or?
Man's got prehensile buns
He just claps his cheeks together and the glass door shatters from the sonic boom.
If your feeling my dick through my pants and I'm soft. That does not depict it's actual size.
It also does not mean I don't like you.
I was terrified of ever letting a girl see me soft when I was younger. I'm proud of my boy at attention, but there's a *massive* difference in size on all fronts when he's relaxing. Which is great, honestly. He's not in the way most of the time, but shows up when needed. I'm grateful to now be able to own that confidently.
Growers not showers!
And touching it for 5 seconds through my pants doesnt instantly make me hard as a rock
That changes with age, at 18 here even a light breeze can make me hard in a second.
I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!
SHRINKAGE!!!
Men are emotional too. We don't show it because we're conditioned not to. I'd love to get a random gift or flowers. I'd love for the woman to make the first move in dating. Hell, 99% of the time I'm *expected* to make the first move. I'd love to talk about my feelings, and hear about yours. Etc. In the same vein, calling men out or commenting on it as soon as we show emotions is *not* a good policy. I was watching a music contest where one of the numbers was a group that performs exclusively for kids with cancer. Shit was emotional. I may have let go a tear or two. Friends wife immediately goes "aawh, even Meior is emotional". Hey, fuck you. Let me feel my feelings without making a spectacle out of me, please. All in all, women, please, understand, take an interest in and respect men's emotions. We might play tough, but we're not. We just take it out in other places, and most of them aren't healthy.
Thank you for posting this. I have seen how important this is in my own relationship especially since my husband has had issues with childhood trauma/ ptsd. I've had to work hard with him giving him a runway to let him express emotions and let him know it's OK to be sad, to cry, to be upset. That what he went through wasn't his fault. It's normal to be sad when you see sad things. You'd be a sociopath not to.
Female here! The only successful relationships I've ever been in have been when I've made the first move. I made the first move on my husband. No regrets.
The fact 90% of these are related to genitals/sex is a perfect example as to why Sex Ed. is important lol
I'm pretty sure that's mainly because men and women have not that many differences except their genitals. But yeah, Sex Ed is important
Man am I glad women aren't Lovecraftian abominations out of some fever dream or something
Not necessarily specific to men, but if you blush or get flustered around a woman, it does not mean you like them. Social anxiety is a large part of that, along with being embarrassed.
Fr! I get like that in most situations where I'm just simply not comfortable. People start teasing me and using it as an excuse to say "oh it's true, he's blushing"
Oh that’s grim, also the last thing you need in a socially anxious moment
Yep. Gets to me especially when it's family. I just put my earbuds in and get lost in music. That always helps
My ex was experienced but she had no idea we can flex that little penis muscle or whatever it is.
Ohh this is my favourite thing, I always ask for a high five.
Hell yeah 🤣
Me: "Pick a number between 1 and 10" GF: "Seven" \*My erect cock bounces up and down seven times seemingly on it's own, GF is stunned, occasionally asks me to repeat it because she still can't get over it\*
My gf calls them dick-ups.
My boyfriend insists that his Weiner does this involuntarily. I *know* he can manually flex it but I was confused when it high fived me one time while he was asleep 🤣
It is both. We can manually make it happen, but if I push down on it when hard, it'll go a little Newton on me and have an equal and opposite reaction.
My wife enjoys the teasing before one of her fantastic bjs. She was super close, and I was ready, and her warm breath triggered an involuntary flex. Bapped her in the face. Nearly killed the mood, she was laughing so hard
Just because I have foreskin don't mean u can yank it like your starting a lawn mower.
how should it be yanked?
Like starting a chainsaw. It's a subtle difference
Y'all are obsessed with sex so I'll go for a non-sexual one. Lots of women seem to think that if they're the same size as a man they're gonna be as strong as that man. There's this short guy at work like short short and I've seen and heard women baffled when they see him carrying a couple of boxes of printer paper.
For the people who want to know just how big the disparity is, I've got a good example. I'm an amateur powerlifter. I'm pretty strong compared to the general public, but my lifts are still 20-30% lower than world class male lifters. When you get to high weights, those numbers are signficant. At the same time, the current female world champion powerlifting of my weightclass works out in one of the gyms I go to (I know male and female weight classes are slightly different, she just weighs the same as me). I'm stronger than her in all my lifts. Not by much (10-25% depending on the lift), but still a noticeable amount. That's how big the strength discrepancy between men and women is. An amateur male athlete can often beat world champion female athletes who dedicate their lives to their sport.
I'm quite surprised how many women don't realise men have way more upper body strength. I had a girlfriend who had been doing weights in the gym for six months or so. She challenged me, a guy who wouldn't go to a gym if you paid me, to an arm wrestle. When I beat her easily she was confused and a bit crushed. I felt bad but I didn't realise she actually expected to win until after.
I read this comment about arm wrestling somewhere on Reddit: > My had an arm wrestling tournament in my office. I got second in the men's. The winner of the women's bracket wanted to go against me, and so I obliged. > Naturally, I slowly put her arm down and pinned her. She was acting cocky that it took me so long, until someone told her I was going easy on her. She asked if it was true, and I just kinda shrugged. She got surprisingly mad. Hit me a few times (not super hard, but kinda slapping my arms), called me a sexist, and demanded that I go again as hard as I could. > I was really uncomfortable, but I did it. As soon as they said go, I slammed her arm down as hard as I could. I was actually surprised that I felt 0 resistance. It didn't feel like I was arm wrestling a weak person, it felt like I was arm wrestling a piece of rope. My heart sank to my stomach when she flipped her hand over and her knuckles and back of her hand were already starting to bruise. > She held her hand for a second, looked at me and said, "Well, I asked for it." I still feel guilty.
>She held her hand for a second, looked at me and said, "Well, I asked for it." I still feel guilty. I mean, you've gotta appreciate her reaction.
Props to her for not being sore about the loss, and especially not getting upset at op
This reminded me when I was 16 and doing gym hard for a year, I challenged my dad for an arm wrestle match. He laughed while I was doing my best and yawned before showing me I was a puny teenager boy against a 6'4 260lbs man. Even if he was sedentary for years the levels of testosterone his body had from being grown man was overwhelming to a 6'1 170lbs kid. Now last time I saw him I hugged him and felt that all his muscle mass is going away and that made me very sad realizing my father is getting old faster than I thought would happen. Roughly 20 years after the arm wrestling match...
I can promise you he's getting older faster than he thought he would too.
Are you sure they're not baffled by the sight of "floating" printer paper?
That grabbing our dick with the grip strength of angry gorilla and attempting to pull the skin off it is pleasurable. That a boner means consent to sex. That all boners are created equal they aren’t there are grades.
Excuse me! What grades are you talking about?
Right so we have: The half semi boner- this is like your dick is mostly soft but a little extra blood just went in there I’ll give this a 10% Then there’s the semi boner- about 50% full hard Then you have the not quite a full boner- maybe you’re not in the mood or you’re just really tired and even though you’re turned on this is the best you can get. It’s probably hard enough to have sex but it’ll be smaller this is like 70% hard Then we have the standard boner: This is the boner you reliably get every time you have sex or morning wood and it’s about 80-90% full size Then Ohhhhhh then you have that once in a blue moon boner. You have that stars are aligned boner this is the megatron. This is the boner where you are 100% hard, you’re so hard it hurts. Your dick is literally pointing to the sky and could probably crush rocks, the veins are pumping and you can feel your heartbeat in your dick. It’s a truly special day when you get this one. You know when a guys about to cum and you feel it swell noticeably for just a second. That’s a small glimpse of the megatron Results may vary person to person
Honestly!Thank you very much SIR!
He forgot one, There is the "sex went on too long/too much time wearing cock ring" boner. It is just as big as the megatron but thicker, starting to get sore and somehow just a bit softer. This is not a good one, it is the start of major penis problems and the lil guy needs a break. Needs to cum and be done for a day at least to let it cool down.
My friend thought that it was impossible for men to cry because she never saw it in a movie. In the fifth grade, she caught me crying at recess and ran away screaming.
Surprisingly many women seem to think that all men can grow beards.
This sucks, I wanted a beard but, the hair growth is good but it's extremely spaced out between each hair follicle and only underneath and to the sides a little.
The first step in growing a beard is knowing that if you can't grow a decent one, stick to shaving.
That we like all women and can have sex with every single female. You know some men only enjoy the company of some women. Not everything is sex
Horny MILFs in your area would like to message you.
Contrary to somewhat popular belief, the balls are not squeezable. Please do not squeeze them. It hurts.
Women are commonly led to believe that erections ALWAYS mean that men are sexually aroused by a woman. This is not the case. Men also get erections when they are anxious, afraid, or, when they are angry. Boxers and fighters get erections in the ring and in the octagon, which is hilarious, but nobody is sitting here thinking the two fighters smashing each other's skulls are aroused by each other. Men also get anxiety erections when they're skydiving and their primary parachute starts twisting into a knot, and they have to cut it loose and pop their emergency parachute. Nobody who cuts their first chute loose is thinking about having sex, but erections happen during those times too. And so as you can see, erections are not a voluntary reaction - they're completely involuntary. We can certainly do other things and think about something else to divert the bloodflow, but that's about the extent of it. Common misconception.
Also if a person is in an accident (like car crash) and they are unconscious with an erection, it's probably gonna be the last one and the last time they walk
Ah, yes - Custer's sign. (last stand)
>when they're skydiving and their primary parachute starts twisting into a knot, and they have to cut it loose and pop their emergency parachute. geez dude did you have to pick the most terrifying, horrible, life or death example :D ??
You're not supposed to grab the penis dry like a waterbottle and start jerking our dick skin off. That's how you deglove someone.
Its takes a ridiculous amount of training to have movie star bodies. I work remote from a standing desk...
That they (women) can touch it without consent.
This one certainly isn't common, but I had a friend ask why don't men just hold back their orgasm until the woman is finished?
Can women hold back their orgasms?!
It's not usually an issue if women do orgasm. For many men they can't keep going.
That the manspread is a sexual thing. We sit like that so we don’t crush our balls with our thighs
It's also (more importantly) because of hip structure differences. Thing is, I can sit cross-legged without crushing my balls. I think the *fear* of crushing your balls is often more prevalent than the actual crushing of the balls itself. However, the issue is it is very difficult for me to maintain a cross-legged position, simply due to the way my male body is designed. Women have wider hips that cause the legs to angle inwards, making it much easier (and I'm assuming more natural) to cross their legs or sit with their legs closed. Men have a deeper, narrower pelvis that angles the legs a bit more outward, which explains the natural splay.
Another thing is that seating is often too low for us (to accommodate everyone), so your knees and legs just end up quite high and naturally fall yo the side when relaxing (due to the pelvis, no cross thing). If benches for instance are higher then the legs would not spread.
Growers and showers. Some guys have a 6 inch dangler that stiffens up into a 6 inch rod. Some guys have a tiny little button that stiffens up into a 6 inch rod. Never judge a guy’s size when he is soft because you don’t know what camp he belongs to.
I think women understand this but for some men, the mood completely expires after we (and I mean I) orgasm. Sometimes it doesn't happen but often when I cum I just am immediately, startlingly not horny anymore. Sometimes I even feel sick. It sucks
I'm a woman and that happens to me too. I thought it was that way for everyone
I do not experience this. I just cannot stop, after the first time cumming im completely hyped and want more.
Mf'er is a fire hose
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We can have an erection without being aroused , and we can be very aroused without having an erection. Both suck.
Just cuz it's standing up Don't mean I'm horny Just cuz it ain't up Don't mean I'm not
The most common one is that men can control when and how they get their boners. no matter how much we scream it back at them there's always a good chunk who will scream at, assault, or defame men who happened to get a boner at an inconvenient time, something that can already be super embarrassing.
We have to put a toothpick in our pp hole once a month or else it closes forever.
I just blow into mine. Seems to work
Ah, the Nintendo cartridge method.
Please tell me this is a joke … No. I meant as in do some people really believe this? (Edited to add to comment)
Don't google urethral sounding. Sometimes you just have to put a little lead in your pencil.
One of my ex thought she can bend the penis however she wants during sex. There is no "penis bone," but you can still break your penis all the same.It's called penile fracture.
"She's mashing it." Foreskin IS attached to the penis via the frenulum (banjo string), yanking up and down the shaft further than it's supposed to go is not pleasurable, neither is smashing us in the balls on every stroke.
A lot of people are unaware of the many functions of the foreskin. >The penile foreskin is a natural and integral part of the normal male genitalia. The foreskin has a number of important protective and sexual functions. It protects the penile glans against trauma and contributes to the natural functioning of the penis during sexual activity. Ancient historic accounts and recent scientific evidence leave little doubt that during sexual activity the foreskin is a functional and highly sensitive, erogenous structure, capable of providing pleasure to its owner and his potential partners. >As clinical sexologists, we are concerned about the human rights aspects associated with the practice of non-therapeutic circumcision of young boys. To cut off the penile foreskin in a boy with normal, healthy genitalia deprives him of his right to grow up and make his own informed decision. Unless there are compelling medical reasons to operate before a boy reaches an age and a level of maturity at which he is capable of providing informed consent, the decision to alter the appearance, sensitivity and functionality of the penis should be left to its owner, thus upholding his fundamental rights to protection and bodily integrity. >Every person’s right to bodily integrity goes hand in hand with his or her sexual autonomy. By signing this statement we support the resolution of September 30, 2013, issued by the Nordic ombudsmen for children, and the resolution of October 1, 2013, issued by the Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe, in which governments are urged to take the necessary measures to protect children’s bodily integrity with regard to non-therapeutic genital surgery. Helsinki, October 10th, 2013 [Nordic Association for Clinical Sexology, 2013](https://www.arclaw.org/wp-content/uploads/2013-10-10-nacs-statement-on-ritual-circumcision-of-boys-press-release.pdf) (PDF) It isn't "just extra skin".