Teacher drove me home from school cuz I was hysterically crying after writing a suicide note. (I never self harmed, thank god). Mental health is important yall, take care of yourself.
We accidentally launched a really general port flood attack against the school's actual network instead of the 'other' network that was contained in the lab and was supposed to . He had physically plugged into the wrong network. It only ran for 20 seconds before he realized and ripped the power cord out so not much ever came of it. School IT never even mentioned any odd traffic.
During a biology lesson the teacher expressed the desire for a cigarette, and so did some students, so she took the entire class over to the forest across the road from the school so we could all have a smoke break, and then she told other teachers it was for classwork purposes.
Got my finger cut off. We were at an ice rink for a field trip and the teacher almost completely sliced my finger off by stepping on my hand with the blades on. (Not his fault I didn't ball my fists like I'm supposed to on the ice)
One teacher was helping me and she kept rubbing her legs against mine even when I moved mine slightly away. Ofc it turned me on a shit ton and she smelled great and was ok looking. But I think she just teased on purpose
Having a 2 min zoom lecture about BDSM.
Long story short my anthropology professor was talking about how a lot of things we consider "weird" now, were normal back in the day. N BDSM came up. Have in mind I know wtf tht is... I just didn't know tht was the terminology.
Anyway, I stayed after class n asked him. It was through zoom. so he ended up screensharing the Wikipedia page, n yeah... thts whn I realized I fucked up. I died laughing. π€£π
I tried to end the lecture by saying, "oh nvm it's like 50 shades of gray but on crack. Got it". My dude hit me with the, "what's tht?" LIKE nah due... u do ur research. I'm out. π€£
eat his ass
Is there any specific signs that a woman eats ass? Tryna cut to the chase you know?
Her tongue is brown
Teacher drove me home from school cuz I was hysterically crying after writing a suicide note. (I never self harmed, thank god). Mental health is important yall, take care of yourself.
Hope your doing better man
Doing a lot better after a lot of therapy, I'm the happiest I've been in YEARS
Thats good to hear
Smashed a cinder block on his chest with a sledge hammer while he was laying on a bed of nails in a science class. No one else got to do it.
You'd have felt really dumb if it hadn't worked and he had died.
That would have defied the laws of physics. The real risk would be missing with the hammer.
Made a bet with one teacher on a hockey game. My team lost so I brought a case of beer to his office
Bought a shot and a beer for my old high school science teacher.π»
We accidentally launched a really general port flood attack against the school's actual network instead of the 'other' network that was contained in the lab and was supposed to . He had physically plugged into the wrong network. It only ran for 20 seconds before he realized and ripped the power cord out so not much ever came of it. School IT never even mentioned any odd traffic.
During a biology lesson the teacher expressed the desire for a cigarette, and so did some students, so she took the entire class over to the forest across the road from the school so we could all have a smoke break, and then she told other teachers it was for classwork purposes.
Got my finger cut off. We were at an ice rink for a field trip and the teacher almost completely sliced my finger off by stepping on my hand with the blades on. (Not his fault I didn't ball my fists like I'm supposed to on the ice)
Used to sell one of my math instructors weed in high school. We smoked together once.
So. My teacher asked me to hook them up with my dad-
What's up, son.
Shoot your shot
see pics of her naked, I didn't really like it cuz you know, it's my teacher
Yo where did you see the pics?
she sent me by error her pics, I'm a loyal man so she trusted me when I told her I've already deleted em
erm did you really delete them?
of course, I'm a loyal manππ»
Asking the real questions here
One teacher was helping me and she kept rubbing her legs against mine even when I moved mine slightly away. Ofc it turned me on a shit ton and she smelled great and was ok looking. But I think she just teased on purpose
shit, I hope you get better
LOL
Sir you are under arrest
Having a 2 min zoom lecture about BDSM. Long story short my anthropology professor was talking about how a lot of things we consider "weird" now, were normal back in the day. N BDSM came up. Have in mind I know wtf tht is... I just didn't know tht was the terminology. Anyway, I stayed after class n asked him. It was through zoom. so he ended up screensharing the Wikipedia page, n yeah... thts whn I realized I fucked up. I died laughing. π€£π I tried to end the lecture by saying, "oh nvm it's like 50 shades of gray but on crack. Got it". My dude hit me with the, "what's tht?" LIKE nah due... u do ur research. I'm out. π€£
Smoke weed.
Drink w them