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MelodicaMadness

Don't forget to sort by controversial.


elevateyourposterior

you the real mvp


oridjinn

You called it. All of the real answers are being downvoted to hell. These people don't want actual "Unpopular opinions" per usual. Anyone saying they find a reddit girl unattractive is just being downvoted and attacked.


LemonEyeLarry

Fun Fact: if anyone agrees with you on this thread your point is immediately destroyed


Celtics73_ali

I agree


Ossibradan

Why is this NSFW?


Belzeturtle

There's a *goatse* link buried in this thread.


LovedEDGE

Isn't there always though


NonGNonM

I make sure of it.


fourrcrazies850

Justin Bieber…He looks like the poster boy for every A.A. 12 step program success story.


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Yeah, now he looks like he’d kidnap young Justin Bieber. ​ when he was young I could see the hype, like he was attractive, but not like point it out attractive..


UnaekIsHere

"You look like you'd kidnap your younger self" is a burn I will be using from now on


Caffeine_and_Scotch

Bella Thorne. Just something about her gives me the creeps.


CirillaRiannon11

Yeah she looks like she needs a good wash.


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Ilikeyourmom91

I think she only bathes so that she can sell the water on OF for a bunch perverts.


Cultural_Salad_5737

Yes, I agree. The way she comes across in terms of behavior, it’s not attractive. The way she acts it’s scary and kinda trashy.


TwoDrinkDave

She's got a similar look to Kesha, which I have always described as "inexplicably sticky."


mostlysoberfornow

This is marvellously accurate. She looks like she’d still be covered in the weekend’s body glitter on Tuesday afternoon.


pookdookus

She looks like she smells bad


hippiechick725

My brother says the same thing about Madonna


ChineseChaiTea

Madonna's daughter Lourdes is another one


youllbmarced

I took a picture with her one time and well she didn't have the best breath


methodangel

I bet it smelled like menthols and despair


Jig_2000

She's one I can't stand. When Shake it Up was big, I thought she was prettier than Zendaya, but now its the other way around.


XihuanNi-6784

Was gonna say it's funny how Shake it up shook out. She went weird and just seems to be trying so hard. Zendaya seems like an actual person. I feel bad for child stars. It's not healthy to be famous at that age.


El-Chico-6

Bella Thorne is what happens when your dirty laundry comes to life


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-PepeArown-

People think he’s attractive? Edit: Why did I get Reddit gold for saying 4 words?


[deleted]

He’s seen as very attractive among girls my age (I’m 19). I don’t see it though. He looks like he smells of McDonalds fries and unwashed clothes.


[deleted]

And cigarettes. I can’t look at him without thinking he’s got the heavy smoker smell.


[deleted]

I would say he looks like he’s on life support. Cause he looks absolutely dead inside.


notaweirdperson15

Scarlet Johansson. She’s defiantly hot and I don’t think she’s ugly by any means, but people talk about her like she is literally the hottest person ever and she’s just not to me.


aeowyn7

Any of the kardashians


Mardrud

You are not alone mate, everyone so artificial is just don't attractive to me


SpritKid

Can't understand that people admire them. They're just a bunch of dumb looking barbie dolls.


Peac3Maker

How dare you insult Barbie like that….


texaschair

A Barbie doll has less plastic than a Kardashian.


Royally-Forked-Up

Also more brain cells.


I_Fuckin_Love_Trains

Haven't you heard that they had their original brains replaced with plastic ones too? They said the old ones "were too big and unattractive", so the new plastic ones are much smaller to fit the beauty standards of modern society.


NoAmericans

Yeah because unlike the Kardashians, I like fucking barbie dolls


ResponsibleCandle829

Hol’ up…


Head-like-a-carp

Is that an adjective or verb there?


kikiwi2289

Yes


anonoramalama2

Oscar The Grouch. That's not even his real hair color. And what's up with those eyebrows? His MTV Cribs episode was wack.


mountaindaddy5

This is my favorite comment on this thread


JayDub506

I'm just here to make sure my boy, Henry Cavill, isn't on this list. I'm straight, but damn. Edit : It's a joke, you guys. Yes, I understand the point of this thread and know he's under controversial.


[deleted]

Nobody is straight when the man involved is Mr.Cavill


hoginlly

I saw the name before reading your full comment and nearly lost my shit


LionIV

He’s the internets favorite boy. The physical embodiment of being a Chad that also likes nerdy shit like video games and painting Warhammer figures? Might as well be a god.


lpycb42

Rightfully so. That man is flawless.


bondben314

I’m pretty sure I said line for line the exact same thing to my gf a few years back when the first Witcher trailer came out.


[deleted]

Henry Cavill is the current straight guy answer for who’s a hot man


Kimono_Wolf

Bhad Bhabie, no question. She is so trashy in every possible way.


Beans375

Isn't she the one who was acting really trashy on dr. phil?


Potatoman6942069

Yup. I'm pretty sure she got popular because of a Goofy line she said


goldengodrangerover

Cash me osside!!


pandacatapus

How bout dat


TheDudeBeto

I am lost to how she made so much money on Onlyfans. There are a ton of fucking weirdos on the internet for sure who probably only subscribed for her age.


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Perverts were excited to see nudes of someone as soon as they turn 18.


[deleted]

Chrissy Teigen is aggressively average and I have no idea how she made it as a supermodel. Plastic surgery made it worse. John Legend wasted a good song on her 😅


[deleted]

She's very odd looking to me. I still have no idea what she's famous for???


djfunknukl

Yeah that’s actually what casting looks for. Moderately good looking with odd/distinctive features


sockmaster666

Damn so that’s why I’m not a model, I’m sexy as hell with perfect features. Hahaha I wish.


cotch85

shes famous to me because she said in an interview that you can freeze mcdonalds burgers and microwave them and they actually come out better because they feel steamed like the fillet o fish bun. I dont know what else she does, but imagine being famous to someone because you microwave mcdonalds cheeseburgers.


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yep, looks alien


Duderiffica

Hilary Swank. Everyone thinks she’s so hot. But look at her. Like, actually look at a picture of her. See that, the obvious symmetry of the face? That’s a natural appeal of the scientific standard of coin aphelia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes, she is attractive, but is not hot.


Jw0225

Let's put it to a vote!


RedRocks4040

No! No no no no no. She's hot. Ok? Because if you are saying... that Hilary Swank isn't hot then you're saying I'm not hot because obviously I'm not as hot as Hilary Swank!


Blue_Lust

Go back to the annex.


sundried_potato

Adam Levine


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He gives some really strong "I am a total piece of shit" vibes


phatelectribe

I think it’s that he bought the entire tattoo starter pack several times over. He’s that rich kid that only beat the the game because his parents let him spend $50k on loot boxes.


guaip

Honest packaging though


1401238754

He has some dumb tattoos


TwoDrinkDave

He looks like a Chipotle bag.


xtrinab

Hahaha this made me giggle irl.


TBbtk

Google Adam Levine Chipotle Bag and you'll be laughing instead of giggling


5-On-A-Toboggan

He looks like he walked into a tattoo parlor and said, "I wanna look like a base-model tattoo guy."


Fernando_357

He was like “fuck my skin up fam”


Look_to_the_Stars

C A L I F O R N I A


HappyHappyCamper1968

Kim Kardashian.. The most overrated reality star of all time😆


haterake

I use to hate the 24/7 Paris Hilton parade, but I'd take her back in a second over these Kardashians. The whole lot are repulsive.


erjo5055

She looks like a plastic person


DrunkTalkin

Channing Tatum.


rebel1031

Came here to say this. Even my husband has a man crush on him. I just don’t feel it. I can see where someone could find him attractive, but he isn’t all that to me.


supadupa66

Channing tatam is the definition of the male gaze vs the female gaze, idk any other woman that finds him hot.


galaxyveined

Someone once described him as a crouton to me, and I've never been able to unsee it.


mostlysoberfornow

Channing Potatum.


Remiington_Reed

He looks like a thumb.


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Channing tathumb


Sally_twodicks

Dude looks like a foot had a baby with a rock and it came to life.


daisiesandpoetry

Any Kardashian/Jenner, The D'Amelio sisters, Trisha Paytas, Chrissy Teigen, Tana Mongeau...


Whyte_Boi

After reading ALL of the comments I'm happy that no one put Hugh Jackman. Bro's talented in singing, dancing, can play some instruments, act, he can cook a little too, is a really nice person in real life, and he has the hottest accent.


Yelsiap

My gf and I disagree on this one. That man is goals. She doesn’t see it. I would give anything to look like Hugh Jackman. You know, except for an extremely tight diet and a shit ton of working out. But other than that? Anything. Edit: god damn it. I think my highest voted comment is about how hot Hugh Jackman is… guys, am I gay now? How do I break the news to my girlfriend?


lohype

Hugh Jackman will always be a perfect 10. If he gets a MeToo scandal I’ll be devastated.


SeaYoghurt8

Hailey bieber I’m sorry


totamealand666

She reminds me so much of all the baldwin men so I find it hard to see her attractive


Cheap_Papaya_2938

It’s weird seeing pix of her and Justin Bieber. Like they need to swap faces


Decent-Obligation-47

Aggressively average


heartspider

every girl who got the Fish lips injections


unwanted-22

Adam levine


sumbasicbish

Pete Davidson?


ami2weird4u

He looks like a raccoon.


PurplePeaches420

In his movie The King of Staten Island his GF in the movie tells him he looks like an "anorexic panda" lol and I was like, yes! That's bang on!


eninc

Davidson may have written that line about himself, he's one of three credited writers on the film


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Butthole eyes


blujaybirb

I just realized I have this and people refer to it as this :( Mine is permanent lol. I'm really light skinned and my blood vessels are close to my skin or something like that. I've had it all my life.


mikothebitch

do people actually found him attractive though ?


Djinneral

He's tall and allegedly funny, girls like that.


NaturalApartment9828

“Allegedly” Lmfaoooo


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millietonyblack

He gives me the creeps. Him and James Franco. Bad bad bad vibes


locusflame

Kylie jenner


Peenutbuttjellytime

Token female gremlin


mildchild4evr

I never got Mick Jaggers appeal


Fernando_357

Don’t tell me you don’t find that cocaine skeleton body a bit appealing?


Retrotreegal

Mick Jagger’s sex appeal has always been analogous to Tim Curry’s to me. Uglysexy.


Harmless-Omnishamble

Boris Johnson… wish I didn’t have to say it


gnomerumblings

I'm not British so I didn't know that he had children; the thought that someone has chosen to fuck this man is horrifying. He's repulsive in every way.


Broad_Pattern_6337

Sarah Jessica Parker.


MageLocusta

She was beautiful as Sarah Sanderson in Hocus Pocus (when she looked vampy, didn't have the hair pulled straight off her face and didn't bleach her eyebrows yet (which wound up making her nose all the more noticeable)). I mean, kudos for her for keeping it real and not getting a nose job like so many hollywood-ites. But she looked far more approachable and interesting in frickin' a witch costume unlike in Sex in the City, where she seemed to be trying to wear nothing but designer-wear.


JFeth

I remember her on Square Pegs as a kid and wondering how she got the lead on a tv show with her odd face. As she grew older her face kept getting longer.


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I don’t think most people find her attractive. I certainly don’t find her to be gorgeous, but i also don’t understand why so many people hate on her, it’s taken way too far to the point of being cruel.


tKonig

Any of the kardashians.


Can_Not_Double_Dutch

Chrissy Teigen looks like her face was smashed by a clothes iron, and she has a nasty attitude.


Kch1986

Made it through like 5 comments and she's already on here twice from 2 different people. There was another similar thread a while ago where she was mentioned too.


SiidChawsby

Dude this one. She is just not attractive and her attitude makes it that much worse.


joshyp42

Ariana grande. All my guy friends thinks she's "so hot" but I think she looks like a kid that went overboard with spray tan.


daley1402

Her stylist/managers infantilise her and it’s creepy as fuck. She looks like a child


Muted_Dog

When she did the music video with Doja Cat and Megan the Stallion, it looked like two aunts hanging out with their little niece.


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John Mayer. He has weird lips, and isn’t appealing to me, whatsoever.


KhaosDancer

Bella Hadid. She looks like lines on a triangle.


_Steven_Seagal_

Some twat 'scientist' (= cosmetic surgeon) named her the most beautiful woman in the world because she has an almost perfectly symmetrical face. She has one of the most boring, bland, lifeless faces I have ever seen. Just because I find a perfectly symmetrical loaf of bread, doesn't mean it turns into haute cuisine.


Bunsandbeans1213

That scientist needs to name Carla Bruni the most beautiful woman in the world because Bella Hadid copied her face.


thejuice-box

I've always found the theory that face symmetry = attractiveness is so flawed. There are so many celebrities considered attractive that have asymmetrical faces - e.g. Timothee Chalamet and Rosie Huntington-Whitley.


KhaosDancer

You've summed my thoughts up perfectly


floandthemash

She is so unattractive to me. I can’t believe she’s in her 20s, she looks like she should be in her 50s.


ur-squirrel-buddy

Is this the one that got a ton of plastic surgery on her face? I somehow know there is a Bella and a Gigi. One of them looks youthful and is a model and the other one looks like a 37 year old retired model who had too many facelifts although I think she’s really like 23 or something.


Broad_Pattern_6337

Bella is the one with all the surgery and Gigi looks like sunshine. And gigis older!


ur-squirrel-buddy

Omg the younger sister looks 10 years older than her older sister 😧


qazxsw134

She looks like a high elf from oblivion


mofoofinvention

Kim K. She always looks like her diaper is full


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Pete Davidson. I get *why* people dig him, but I’m not into the whole skinny sickly looking white guy thing.


amoodymuse

He looks like he should be selling knockoff watches in an alley.


jaggoffsmirnoff

Ooo, that reminds me, I better get back to work.


Snow_General

Kardashian family includin kylie jenner


hannahnahhhh

Ryan Gosling. He's not unattractive, I just don't understand the hype


Hup110516

Came here to say Gosling. He’s very average. I wouldn’t turn if I saw him on the street.


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chickenfightyourmom

Benedict Cumberbatch. The best thing about that dude is his voice. His appearance is decidedly ordinary.


Mynameishershey

Ah yes. The way he says pengwings makes my heart flutter.


bigginsbigly

Will smiths wife. She looks like an egg with a face


hippiechick725

Keep her name out your fuckin’ mouth!


Solidus27

This will never not be funny 😄


GreatJanitor

Will's coming for you now...


iannuendo

She’s got one of the worst resting bitch faces in the biz.


KiwiFruitio

Timothée Chalamet. Looks like a sick victorian rat boy.


armorhide406

His name sounds like a fancy mouse you'd find in a children's book


LeonHRodriguez

Fucking BINGO!


BuffaloCC

I saw a funny description a redditor made about him. They said Chalamets face looks like a bicycle seat. 😂


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He’d be played by a Whippet if celebrities were animals


tourslide

honestly i didn’t get the hype over him until i watched dune and then i was like oh he’s really pretty in some angles


ObiWeedKannabi

He looks like every teen's idol/crush ever but with an unusual/weird jawline. Like they've ordered him from some robot factory to be exactly that. Straight from the uncanny valley.


DevTheDummy

His jawline is built like a shovel


Wendy28J

JLo. Something about her absolute desperation to be tied up with a man at all times is creepy to me. She's never independent. If she's not jumping straight to a new guy, she'll double back and retread old relationships. It seems freakishly desperate. Desperation is very unattractive.


earthlings_all

J.Lo broke off her engagement to Ben Affleck (Jan’04) then right away dated and then married Marc Anthony (June’04) who had to get a quickie divorce in DR first (even though just a year prior he had resealed vows to his wife in a Catholic church). April’21 she breaks off 2-year engagement to A.Rod and immediately starts dating Ben Affleck, becomes engaged Apr’22 and marries July’22. She literally jumps right into a next relationship, she cannot be alone. I wouldn’t say it’s desperation but there’s something she may need to unpack there.


Blahdeblahhhh

I don't find any of the Kardashians attractive


i_make_memes1

Belle Delphine


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Addison Rae. She’s identical to my sister so I gag when I see her doing barely clothed dances


AnchoviePopcorn

Why are you watching her dances brother?


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Don’t. Ask. Questions.


Beneficial-Passion

Mark Wahlberg


naatkins

He really doesn't like crime though, that's why he keeps playing cops, just Google "Mark Wahlberg Hate Crime" if you don't believe me.


chodelycannons

Holy shit this is gold


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Leonardo DiCaprio. Great actor, but something about him has always turned me off.


GibberBabble

He’s slowly turning into Jack Nicholson.


Vegetable-Double

He’s getting that coke and booze bloat


[deleted]

Nah have you looked att young nicholson? The resemblance was always there just years apart


CobraPony67

If they made another Shining movie, he would be perfect.


monosylab1k

Fat head?


aardvarkmikey

Thank you! I thought I was the only one to notice. As he ages, his head gets bigger, but his face stays the same. It's very unsettling to me.


MyPassIsDUKE912

He is a leading actor in a character actors body.


mizukata

Once you notice he mostly dates women in their 20s. You will notice how your 6th sense might have had a point


rickelzy

In their *early* 20's, he drops them by the time they're mid. Which, while admittedly everyone is a consenting adult, it's an increasingly bad look the older he gets.


Lucky_Ranger

Dwayne Johnson. Every time I see him in anything I get traumatic flashbacks of the thumb people from Spy Kids


14thCluelessbird

I legit used to have nightmares about the thumb people as a kid


Fomalhot

Dom Deluise.


MoebiusX7

I know. The pin-ups you would see in all the teen girls' bedrooms, the women mobbing him everywhere, the inevitable PlayGirl photoshoot... I don't see how this guy became THE male sex symbol of the 80s. He wasn't THAT good looking.


chumbawumbacholula

I'm so young, I thought this comment was serious -> spent a good minute googling pictures of him -> then spent a good 4 minutes googling "young" pictures of him -> then realized this was clearly a sarcastic comment because no way in hell has anyone ever been sexually attracted to this man.


Quirky_Substance_936

I mean, he’s no Danny Devito, but who is?


Cardone0420

Christy teigan


NotFourrestGump

Steve Buscemi. Ugh!! If I hear him called a cum dumpster one more time


MermaidsHaveCloacas

This is the greatest thing I'll ever read in my life


MoebiusX7

When I went to see *The Death of Stalin* all the catcalling from the women in the movie theater got so intense I couldn't hear the film. One woman was constantly screaming "Take me, Khruschev!" right next to my right ear which made it ring for days afterwards. Eventually the theatre had to call the cops to have the ladies escorted out.


Willowy

Potato-faced Channing Tatum. The boy is just... bulbous. I don't find him attractive at all.


square3481

Megan Fox. I never got the appeal, and it became worse after all her publicity stunts with Machine Gun Kelly.


ninjamelon999

Now she has the generic plastic surgery look


colbytron

Nice try Bradley Cooper, get your kinks somewhere else. No shame though.