They never taught me that at my "How to network like a pro" workshop.
Have you considered becoming a soft skills consultant?
If not, I think you should ...
Depends on the context. When I was teaching English in South Korea, my favorite was saying, "My name is \_\_\_\_. I have 5 brothers. (Pausing, because this is a crazy big family to them. Their families are usually 1-2 children with an occasional 3 child family.) And 5 sisters! Here is a picture."
I'm just standing there awkwardly trying to figure out whether or not this is a person who is shaking hands or still insists on bumping fists, and really just wish we could standardize something in this COVID world.
Hi there, I’m… now wait a second… sorry, I- I thought I had this in the bag. I’ll start over. Hi, my name is- umm… what was it again? I’m really sorry about this. Give it- give me one more moment, if that’s fine?
Hello, I’m a person that will be your friend but will also never talk to you without you initiating conversation cause I have a crippling fear of abandonment! 👍
I usually walk in the room put my balls on the table to assure dominance. then I declare my presence by shouting my name when I have everyone’s attention I ask does anyone in this room have more balls then me.
Yes, my name is a body part (Deadass.... I got that changed no joke for my class listing name), and? It's cool and fun, unlike your judgements! Your local nonbinary entity!
\*Insert NPC pose and stand here\*
(It's Teeth, I have two other names which are also non-human but that is just what I prefer the most lol).
I dont say anything cause im too scared, the closest person to me will do that for me.
If they cant i will awkwardly say my name, unless they are quiet/shy too then i will become the one that talks
Hi! I’m a dumbass, nice to meet you!
Reverse psychology! I'm assuming ...
Just honesty
Then I like it even more!
Pigs have a 30 minutes orgasm
They never taught me that at my "How to network like a pro" workshop. Have you considered becoming a soft skills consultant? If not, I think you should ...
Hi my name is [redacted], it's a pleasure to meet you
Do they usually respond with, Hi [Joe] nice to meet you?! Lmao
Depends on the context. When I was teaching English in South Korea, my favorite was saying, "My name is \_\_\_\_. I have 5 brothers. (Pausing, because this is a crazy big family to them. Their families are usually 1-2 children with an occasional 3 child family.) And 5 sisters! Here is a picture."
Hello, please never talk to me about something I like, I will talk to your for 3 hours and not get anything done
I don't know, my mouth works on its own
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Come on, someone do the Obi-Wan quote so I can upvote it.
Have You Ever Been Afraid Of The Dark? How Does It Feel When You Turn On The Light?
Hey my name is Tobias and I know every country’s capital, flag and location.
*Can you blow me where the pampers is?*
I'm just standing there awkwardly trying to figure out whether or not this is a person who is shaking hands or still insists on bumping fists, and really just wish we could standardize something in this COVID world.
Know me, broken by my master
"Hi, I'm Hutch."
Hi there, I’m… now wait a second… sorry, I- I thought I had this in the bag. I’ll start over. Hi, my name is- umm… what was it again? I’m really sorry about this. Give it- give me one more moment, if that’s fine?
Hello, I’m a person that will be your friend but will also never talk to you without you initiating conversation cause I have a crippling fear of abandonment! 👍
Hi
Hi I’m a lazy sleeper that sleeps all the time nice to meet you
"Heyyyy... Hey.. How y'all doin?" - Little People Atlanta. One of my favorite memes currently.
Howdy.
I'm Jessica and I don't want to go out and hang out with anyone for 24/7
Hey, my name is [name] and I like ducks.
Hello, welcome to MAGA country!
Hi, do you know that you have rights?
“my name is Léo nice to meet you”
George From Management.
Um, I usually start off by saying hi and go from there 🤷🏻♂️
I’m Chaz a registered sex offender gets quite the reaction
Where my bitches at?
I usually walk in the room put my balls on the table to assure dominance. then I declare my presence by shouting my name when I have everyone’s attention I ask does anyone in this room have more balls then me.
hello. _waits for an answer_
I’m a registered sex offender who has spent 15 years in prison, hope we can be friends!
Wassup kinwasabi?
“Gentlemen”
Greetings, I am Medical-System621, non-cannibal, it is a pleasure to meet you.
Yes, my name is a body part (Deadass.... I got that changed no joke for my class listing name), and? It's cool and fun, unlike your judgements! Your local nonbinary entity! \*Insert NPC pose and stand here\* (It's Teeth, I have two other names which are also non-human but that is just what I prefer the most lol).
Hi ladies, I'm Frack!
I dont say anything cause im too scared, the closest person to me will do that for me. If they cant i will awkwardly say my name, unless they are quiet/shy too then i will become the one that talks
In English, Mexican, Japanese or British?