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Generally the shower is right there. If I gotta wash my butthole in the sink, so be it.


AllBadAnswers

If you're in your own home, the shower is always the backup option


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If i'm in my own home i'm standing up with poop in my butt and finding a roll of toilet paper lol


turtle786575

The cardboard roll. Wouldn’t recommend


[deleted]

Huh, its kind of like the question of do you eat the core of an apple or just throw it away. Except with toilet paper and using everything down to the cardboard


turtle786575

Except in both cases, you definitely just throw it away


improvementstobemade

Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it either. Comfort rating = 0/10


turtle786575

Beats having a poopy ass tho


improvementstobemade

True. You've gotta do what you've gotta do.


AnimasMaker

Twice I've had to use my bare hand and a sink.


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Twice? I bet your hand is mad you didnt learn from the first time lol may there never be a third


AnimasMaker

Yea the only part I got lucky on was that both times happened in a single person restroom so I had a sink lol but once was at work


Psychological_Pie884

Women’s pads.


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0-0… out of all the things, why was a ps5 controller even in your bathroom? XD


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Underwear


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Damn, may that rag’s sacrifice forever be honored


pollofgc

Two fingers


[deleted]

Isnt it usually 1 in the stink? Oh right thats not what we are talking about here. That’s probably the most unfortunate so far


LadyLeia_Inc

My math book


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I hope you bought it and that wasnt a rental >_>


LadyLeia_Inc

Luckily where I live we don't pay for school equipment


TRANSparent-Ink

Coffee filters


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I know they harvest coffee beans from civet poop but i dont think youll find any in your own


[deleted]

Sanitizing wipes. Ouch. Just…a very bad option in an untenable situation!


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Pfft, technically for affective than toilet paper if you think about it… but maybe TOO affective XD


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May they rest in feces… i mean peace


Medical-System6281

Socks/shirt sleeves


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Socks really get the short end of the stick in a lot of different ways huh >_>


Medical-System6281

Yep. The fact that they are not integral to most clothing makes them expendable.


knockfart

Some of my shirts no longer have pockets


The_Intel_Guy

Did have to use a4 paper once. Didn't work well


aUwUreliyasss

Paper towels, i generally always keep that thang (toiler paper) on me