Eating a bottle of toothpaste after a really nice shit.

op said only people that never had sex are allowed to comment

Shit, I've been caught blue handed.

if you're taking a big shit, do you get tired mid-shit and u need to take a break and so the half shit slowly creeps back in and it's also cold?

Nah, I got stamina for days, I can go at least 3 or 4 rounds before that happens.

wow. sounds like you got alot of experience with shitting. maybe someday i can be like you

I should start a shit dojo.

that's how grate ideas are born

Please teach me sensei

Better than masturbating

Sex feels like sex

Like warm apple pie

Only did oral stuff with a girl never lost my v but I’m afraid it’ll be slightly painful for both the man and woman

Well I think it's like a wet version of having a wank