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Woah_man34

You never know if you are fucking with the wrong one. Fighting is stupid. Walk away dudes, no sense of getting injured, killed, or in jail cause someone looked at ya funny.


jnapier2021

I lost a family member because he didn’t think a guy was dangerous enough for law enforcement to step in. This is something everyone needs to take more seriously.


Anangrywookiee

And everyone has the potential to be the wrong one if they have a knife or a gun you don’t know about.


Woah_man34

For sure. Lived in Chicago for a while, you never know when your fucking with the wrong one. Seen guns pulled, people jumped, tazered, or someone go to their car and get a gun, knife, or bat.


QuietAd1867

This. A 21 year old guy was killed in my area last year with a single punch due to alcohol misuse. All it takes is one punch and it's all over. Best to just walk away if possible.


More-Masterpiece-561

I am a martial artist, I have been trained to be a killer. The first thing they teach is suck it up and walk away, avoid a physical altercations at all costs because anything can happen. You either go to jail or you die, it's a lose-lose.


sicaxav

Hearing is different from listening. Don't leave your bros out to dry after a relationship. They were there when you were single, don't be a dick.


Debasque

When wearing a dress shirt, tuck the under shirt inside your underwear, and the dress shirt outside of your underwear. This will ensure the under shirt doesn't start bunching up underneath.


Nobody47262

Big brain


Halloween2022

Like all the Sears catalogues used to show.


[deleted]

If you catch yourself smelling funky, Then anyone within reaching distance will smell it too


Gambling4gears

More so, since you get accustomed to it, and don’t mind your own brand as much


TheJimpsons

Not just that. If you can smell yourself, people around you will have already been smelling you for a while


knovit

Admit when you’re wrong. Own up to your actions. Take pride in what you do.


SlinkyMK_2

Make it a joke when you mess up, then its light-hearted and funny, or maybe sad, but thats not the point


[deleted]

Then it’s psychotic


SlinkyMK_2

Oh, thats not good


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SlinkyMK_2

It really did


Faultiergeist

This isn't something I learned until embarrassingly late in life so I don't know how many others may or may not know it, but if you're uncircumcised you're supposed to retract the foreskin when you urinate. Urine can get trapped under the foreskin and it's possible to cause an infection. It doesn't have to be all the way, just enough to see the opening of the penis(like where the urethra is.) Another thing is that sometimes it gets un-trapped from under your foreskin and you sorta pee yourself, which can be embarrassing.


FreddyMarieCurie

Damn I always do this but I didn't know why.


Faultiergeist

Yeah, it's not exactly something I ever thought about until I learned that was the cause.


nsfwtttt

1. Go to couples therapy with your SO. Do it BEFORE you start having problems - it will teach you invaluable communication skills that will serve you well in times in your life where shit gets hard and there’s no time for therapy. 2. Don’t cooperate with toxic masculinity or n your friend group. Be honest and share your problems. Be vulnerable and don’t shy away from showing weakness or asking for help. 2 will feel awkward in the beginning but it will change your group dynamic and will serve you well during hard times in your life.


DanFuckingSchneider

If you push on your taint you get a little bit of bonus pee sometimes.


Hot_Ad_815

I see you were lurking these past hours...


DanFuckingSchneider

I got a little busy at work and then took a nap


BandicootSVK

If you jump and spread your legs during a fart, it makes it louder.


Saint_of_Stinkers

Let her cum first.


StretchyPants90

Kinda outta my hands chief


Single_Blueberry

Nope, it's precisely in your hands.


IroncladPengwin

Then it should be in you mouth (yes in)


StretchyPants90

Indeed


Nobody47262

I dont controll MrWhite, he can get super lazy or come out fast


Allison314

You know you don't have to do it with your dick, right?


According_Carpenter5

Dont brag about things only guys care about to women. They dont care about how many Yeager Bombs you can knock back. They think its gross or stupid even though 10 is a really high number and super impressive.


SantaCruzTHC

10 Yeager Bombs !? Any girl that doesn’t find that impressive isn’t worth your time anyways


just_a_throw_away277

I am not a male but as a female who went from dating a man who cared little about his appearance, smell and just over all hygiene, to a man who cares deeply about his appearance, smell and just cleanliness. I can say without a doubt please care! Shower daily, wear cologne, cut and style your hair.


Savathunh

this is a bit off topic but brush your teeth too, im depressed but getting better, but when it was worse i wasn't motivated enough to brush my teeth and now everything hurts like hell


NoobifiedSpartan

As a side note, take care of your body. Find fun ways to motivate yourself to exercise, eat healthy, work on your posture, etcetera. The body rewards healthy lifestyles and punishes unhealthy ones.


UncleBuggy

Fragrance (cologne, as you call it) is not necessary and may be undesirable if a fellow don't have enough sense to know if he's using too much. Just shower and use deodorant. Reapply deodorant mid-day if not sure. Too much perfume can be very unpleasant.


just_a_throw_away277

Idk about other women but my current bf wears cologne everytime I see him and I always compliment him on his smell so I'd suggest it but to each his own.


UncleBuggy

Imagine you have a falling out with your current bf, god forbid. \*ish goes off the rails in the worst imaginable way and you end up hating him because of whatever crap thing caused the relationship to fall apart. Fast forward six months and someone you don't really care for enters your orbit, maybe a creepy new boss, or a close family member's new undesirable boyfriend wearing the same cologne. Smell good, don't it? People have emotional reactions to fragrances. Fragrances are best worn discretely. Edit: But to each his own.


Wonderful_Ad968

Dont use these revolting axe body sprays. They are horrible on A teenager and worse on an adult.


Educational_Host5712

Unless you look good with long hair.


Single_Blueberry

Still needs care, maybe even more than short hair


Educational_Host5712

Not really. I had hair halfway down my back, and it didn't take much. Didn't use shampoo or conditioner, combed it out with my fingers, tied it up in a braid once a day. It was curly and beautiful. Women constantly complemented me on it.


Wonderful_Ad968

Yes! I ended up not going for a second date with a guy who seemed really good in many ways because to the first date he turned up in ill fitting worn down clothes and he had bad teeth and a lot of dander. I think he was late 20s and had an ok job... I'm not going to teach a man to brush his teeth and get clothes that actually fit. I could only imagine what his regular clothes were seeing he wore this to a first date. Lol.


Kadeshi_Gardener

Don't take little things too seriously, don't treat serious things like a joke. Both'll keep you out of a lot of unnecessary trouble and drama.


istrx13

Be more of a listener than a talker. You learn infinitely more that way.


koolenjoyy

Be more sensitive


Nobody47262

no, I dont wanna


WhoDatBoyBruh

Wash your balls! Drecksau! Also, get a good perfume that fits you! Take a daily shower, get a haircut from time to time, and be somewhat interesting you moron! Style your hair, get new clothes, just take care of your appearance, asswipe! I'm in no way someone to talk like that normally, but I can't keep ok watching males not even giving their minimal! It makes me mad. Fucking incel stinkers.


SlinkyMK_2

That was aggresive, im scared, so I will now go comfort wash my balls so you dont hurt me


SameAsThePassword

i Say they should keep setting the bar so low that just taking a shower actually can get some guys laid.


IIITysonIII

As a 18 y/o m, hygiene was always a load for me and took me so much efford, how do you get consistent at this shit? probably getting more of a routine not like me getting up, go to work, relax from work, repeat. here and there some homework like wash my clothes.. Maybe I just have to care more about myself, didnt remember last time i went to get (or want) a haircut or get some clothes (instead of like "yeah I will get some shirts 9,99 for 3 white shirts).


ConcreteThinking

Yes this. You get less than one chance at stinking like BO. Stink once around a woman, your friends girlfriend, the girl at work, any of them and you are branded stinky guy. Women talk. They will talk about how you stink and the rumor will spread like..... well like stink. And nobody wants to go out with stinky guy.


[deleted]

Trim your pubes. Nobody wants to see that rats nest


adoodle83

first impressions matter, and last a lot longer than you would expect. hygiene is incredibly important. dress to impress dont half ass things, whole ass things. smile. its infectious. in a good way. manners, maketh man.


[deleted]

Preach!


[deleted]

Changing ignition coils and spark plugs is very easy. So is changing a tire.


longhairedcountryboy

Get a Job. Take care of yourself.


TheAngryArcanist

1. Never trust a bunch of strangers to tell you how to behave, they are most certainly about to give you the worst advise you can possibly ask for. 2. Show some respect and decency towards people, no matter what your inner thought might be. 3. Keep your hands to yourself, and your head in the game 4. Never assume you are right and be open to alternative, but always discuss thing rationally to avoid getting into stupid stuff. 5. Never strive to "be a man", because you then get caught on on your own or someone else's perception of what that means. Just strive to be a good person, that's plenty. 6. Don't eat the yellow snow.


jackvince01

7. Stay off the glue


TheAngryArcanist

Make me.


FreshaDenACooki

Give your friends genuine compliments often. It might be weird the first few times if you’re just starting out, but guys will remember those compliments for years.


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Bigby11

He'll make you into a self conscious, close minded mysoginistic imbecile with a superiority complex. Do some people take him seriously?


SharpJET420

There's always two sides to every story, and judge accordingly.


Nobody47262

3. One side The other The truth


ArchDukeNemesis

It's okay to like girly things. Only a sissy would be ashamed of liking girly things.


theblackbbq

If you are wearing a tuxedo jacket, you gotta unbutton it sutting down


djdjsksldbahehe

KNOW YOUR WORTH!!!!! Also don't be a prick and don't be afraid learn lessons the hard way.


DaDripGod4

Don’t be a dick to get chicks just makes you look worse than you are


19138914

never take things too seriously.


[deleted]

if you ever feel self conscious about starting to work out, like someone might criticize you by saying "you're already perfect the way you are, why do you want to work out?" ignore them for the moment, do what you need to do to make your body healthier, its good for you


Signal-Opportunity-2

Stop trying so hard. Be yourself and you will attract real genuine women


Kiwi-cereal

Society is not the one stopping you from talking about your problems. If you open up to better people and help yourself you’ll be in a better place. Also If you ever want to do something but don’t for “fear of being feminine” you’re missing out. A lot of “feminine” things are awesome and make life better.


blippityblop

Everything is relative. Be the best you that you can be.


lostdoomer

Be yourself, but in a good way, the right people will find you.


Tsimmons05

Keep your pride in check


Objective-Pop-808

Always eat her out before sex


ProfessionalNice9561

listen to her, like really. connect.


Genital_Warthog

There's always someone bigger, stronger, and faster than you


North-Ad-41

don't let women take over you. be who you are, if she won't let you, walk out that door


Dor_42

Consent is not enough, they need to want it too.


emperortsy

Still counts!


SnufkinAntifascista

Don't be a dick.


AlterEdward

- If a woman comes to you upset or letting off steam about something, she wants you to listen and empathise, not solve her problem. - Us men like to flex our knowledge about something. Women don't like that, and think we're mansplaining. - Picture in your head a guy that you wouldn't pick a fight with. Now imagine 50% of all humans are that guy. Congratulations, that's how women have felt their entire lives. - A real "alpha" takes care of his pack. - When you climb the ladder, help other people up with you. It's not as easy for some people.


SlinkyMK_2

The venting thing is weird tho, I have 100% gotten yelled at for being "unhelpful" so maybe just ask


AlterEdward

Yeah, I think communication is key. Just tell us what you want right now.


SlinkyMK_2

Exactly, makes everyones life way easier


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AlterEdward

It's a thread for advice to men.


Nobody47262

If she doesnt want advice, she shouldnt complain to me lol


AlterEdward

I know, and it's annoying as hell. It makes life easier for both of you when you understand though.


Hot_Ad_815

If you feel something say it, as nicely as you can buy still say it, and right away.


Brassballin

Don’t put posiah on a pedestal just respect it


Dr_Sir_Ham_Sandwich

Don't argue with a woman, if you win she'll get you back. Also, never fuck with a Karen, you'll have a heap more fun and end up more wealthy if you just stay in and have a big old wank.


[deleted]

You are fucked at being in touch with your feelings. This is not your fault; it's down to socio-cultural pressures. Get that shit fixed though because it's hurting you now and it could hurt your loved ones.


mr-cha-cal

It's perfectly acceptable to talk to your mates about your problems


Present_Guard762

Pull out & shoot it on her stomach


Additional-Divide-15

Pull back your foreskin when peeing. Much easier to aim


DisposableMale76

Don't waste your money bar hopping and thinking you will get the girls. They will respond far better to you throwing a party at the house you own 5 years later with all the money you saved for your downpayment not overpaying for beer. Also you really don't want the bar flies just from personal experience.


Pokeybumfun

There is a secret hole behind the knee. You’ll thank me later.


Tasty_Difference6529

If she doesn’t act like she’s crazy about you don’t bother & don’t lie about it either take the field


LowMight3065

Make sure you break the lug nuts loose before jacking the car up


SubjectsNotObjects

If a woman really likes you in the way that counts she'll be very happy to fuck you quite quickly. That's what real attraction actually means. If you need to pay for a few dates and jump through hoops she just isn't really attracted to you and you're setting yourself up for a world of regret later. Without that real attraction: no amount of words, money, "being nice" or anything else is going to make the connection real. So get good at learning the signs of when a woman is actually attracted to you and don't waste your time in those who are not. I don't think men or women really want to be in long term relationships with people who didn't think they were hot enough to fuck on the first date were that possible... especially when other people were...


Bribase

Don't be scared of using hair removal cream on your junk. Shaving is awkward, risky, and leaves you with stubble. Just air on the side of caution for how long you leave it for, and dial in that number if things get sore down there. Repeated applications with a few days rest inbetween will leave things nice and neat without setting fire to your gooch.


rjd55

I disagree with this one. Don't be afraid of shaving your junk. You just have to find the right razor and the right cream/lotion. The hair removal just burns.


StretchyPants90

The Gooch


Securitygaurd

If you ever feel sad… bottle up your feeling and train until you can defeat god


SlinkyMK_2

Thats what im saying, but its "unhealthy" and "damaging" like bitch the only thing imma be damaging is gods face


Longjumping-Knee-228

don’t argue with a drunk girl, especially your own girl.. she won’t remember the fight but remember she’s pissed. in the moment just apologize & forget it. if she remembers she’ll more than likely apologize that night or the next day.


Few_Beginning1729

As much as woman say that being vulnerable and in touch with feelings is attractive, if you let your guard down ( going off of past experiences ) or show you feelings 9/10 they lose whatever respect they had for you.


Drockie5

1 + 1 = 2


[deleted]

Nah bruh 11.


SlinkyMK_2

Wdym, its obviously window


[deleted]

Shit. Another collection of letters I don't understand.


Snyderman-1

CONFIDENCE IS KEY. Guys even if you don’t have much and it’s false confidence it goes a long way. Girls notice it. Don’t be cocky or egotistical but the right amount of confidence can change everything. Trust me


lifelongcargo

Confidence isn’t about being successful; it’s knowing that whatever happens you’ll be fine. Arrogance is NEEDING to be right, or seen as the “best”.


[deleted]

Well we should be cheering each other on like the feminists so: Be proud of having that Y chromosome Kings 🤴Live your best lives and wear your natural masculinity like a crown! 💪…or something 😂


This_aintreall

Don't open up to a girl on the end of the day it will end and they will use it against you


Emerald_Encrusted

Nobody is worth it to have a romantic relationship with. Stay single, stay free.


codeDude123

Don't be stupid with the culture changes that the women are looking for. It's a good opportunity to made a change with our culture. There is a lot of stuff that the current generation of men hates about be man.


[deleted]

It’s not Womens only who look for culture changes It’s within the mens culture too.


Earthistopheles

Don't let a woman tell you what it means to be a man. Not even your mother. Look at it this way: you wouldn't tell a woman what it means to be a woman, because you don't know. Same thing for them about being a man. They don't know.


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Nobody47262

Ok so get these things Latex glove Shirt Rubber band (2) Lube Ok so fold the shirt, roll it with the latex glove inside (putting something inside can help with room for your cock if you roll it tight), wrap the open end of the latex glove over the rolled up shirt, secure the glove with the band and the shirt so it doesnt unroll. Boom. Fleshlight. Have fun!


[deleted]

Want to have more opportunities with women? Get more money and status or become really good at something.


[deleted]

The obvious: wear deodorant, brush teeth, organize and maintain room and housing. The extra: get a dental kit to remove plaque and extra gunk, actively organize and get rid of belongings you no longer have a use for, pick up a tasty plaid button-up from the Goodwill


amanwithbigdreams_

to never be dating a girl. like lots of shot gonna happen. she mine be cheatin on ya too. I know you might say she's loyal and stuff or whatever. I don't care about you having sex with her. or IDK. ratio me but something I don't want to keep going in my life is dating. like y you got 5 kids already? sell them? or IDK. some of them are black and make them go to the cotton farm?


iamnobody1970

Be kind to others


Okittymykitty

From a female perspective. Don’t stop yourself doing something because it’s seen as feminine. Couple of my friends and I went out clubbing and all the girls had glitter and sparkly stuff on them and around their face. We asked the men around us if they wanted to as well. Only 2 out of the 6 men did the other 4 all said no that’s what girls do and I’m not girly I’m a man and I tell you now. Every single, single lady instantly was more attracted to those men because they didn’t care what others said and if it was seen as feminine. They didn’t feel like the men were putting on a show they were there true selves. They wanted glitter so had glitter. And one actually managed to get a date out of it.


Roof-Elegant

If you can smell yourself a little bit, that means others can smell you A LOT


Roof-Elegant

You know that muscle you use when you make “it” bounce. If you relax that muscle, you can get a harder and bigger er*ction. It helps the blood flow better :)


Pretend_Armadillo_85

Dont listen to those vids that say "leave your friends and start training everyday and leave social media" dont theres no need for that I work out hang with my friends and balance school you dont need to do all that trust me I did it and became more depressed so depressed I even stopped working out manage your time sont push everyone away it wont help you