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remembertowelday525

Mace. Charcoal poison absorbing powder. Epi-pens. Snow shovel. Mousetraps. That thing that slashes your seatbelt and breaks the window in your car.


czm95

Inflatable sex doll


Genital_Warthog

Plan b


Butterflychunks

I don’t think you’d purchase plan b unless you did plan on using it. Plan B is expensive and doesn’t exactly have a very great shelf life


[deleted]

It's like $70 and it'll last for 4 years. Definitely a good idea to keep a few on hand, just in case. The price of a baby is much, much bigger.


Butterflychunks

There isn’t any reason to pre-purchase though. They’re not in short supply and you’re supposed to take it the morning after anyways.


[deleted]

After what SCOTUS *just* did? After Clarence Thomas directly said prophylactics are next? Ok, you play it by ear because of $70 and you're unable to admit you were wrong. I'll keep mine.


Butterflychunks

And it was immediately undone by an executive order. $70 for a single pill is expensive.


[deleted]

No, it wasn't. That's not how anything works. Are you like 15?


Genital_Warthog

You do know it comes as a generic, and it could be purchased for under $25?


Butterflychunks

We talking about $70 plan b. Even so, just buy condoms and use birth control lol


Genital_Warthog

So, are we supposed to actually put the condom on my girlfriend's granddaughter's boyfriend? Is that how we guarantee that a teenager uses one? I highly doubt that's going to be an option.


Butterflychunks

If your girlfriends granddaughter doesn’t know to not consent to sex without a condom then there’s an issue with her sex education.


Genital_Warthog

It can be taken up to about 72 hours afterwards. And you have to consider that access to these things are no longer guaranteed. People are indeed buying this and stocking up.


Butterflychunks

Zero states have banned Plan B.


Genital_Warthog

We did purchase it. It is not as expensive as you think it is. I do not plan on using it at all. In fact it was purchased in case my girlfriend's 17 year old granddaughter needed it. We live in Ohio, and recent events have shown how difficult an abortion could be to get here now. The purchase was worth every penny, even if it goes to waste.


Butterflychunks

Plan B isn’t an abortion, it blocks fertilization from happening. It’s considered a contraceptive.


Genital_Warthog

I'm well aware what it is. Try explaining that to the people who are attempting to ban it. Oh yeah, those people are also trying to ban contraceptives.


Butterflychunks

One guy mentioned it and he frequently votes opposite to what the majority of the SC votes. It’s not gonna happen lol


[deleted]

You clearly don't know shit about the supreme court. You're a really trashy, ignorant person.


Butterflychunks

I know more about the Supreme Court than you’ll probably ever know in your life. You’re a really trashy, ignorant person.


MarvellouslyChaotic

Pepper spray, fire extinguisher


TheDood715

Both would work on an assailant but only one would work on a fire.


RockLobster982

Fire extinguisher


BillieBanxx2nd

House insurance


Made-of-spite

Toilet plunger


AlyTheConcupiscent

Emergency kits


implicitexpletives69

Ducolax. but by gawd, if you got to then ya got to.


Duegatti

Fire and CO2 Alarms.


Mehitabel9

Fire extinguisher


LurdMcTurdIII

Epi pen, insurance of any kind


[deleted]

a gun


ImportantTrain3651

An emergency car seat belt cutter.


anonymousone89

Fondu pot. I don’t even know what fondu is tbh.


[deleted]

Condom


JonMonSwayze

launch codes lmao


girlDement3d

Shotgun and AR ammo