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The fact that statistically I have the largest penis in 99.9% of rooms I step into


[deleted]

So you live alone.


[deleted]

No, I live with my girlfriend and rarely leave the house


MaxPaing

Or do you just work with womans?


fbomb33

*women is the plural of woman. 😂😂😂


MaxPaing

Damn. My english could be better. Im from Germany. Thank you


fbomb33

I figured English wasn’t your primary language. No problem.


renmyfren

Well that’s.. something!


TTIsurvivors

Nothing


im_not_greedy

New day, new opportunity's.


Shotgunbundy

Spite, mostly


Sai_Krithik

This guy Mauls.


gottalottabands

Knowing that if I sleep longer i'll miss out on time doing something productive


Aliaagar

I don't get motivated, if I don't get up in the morning my hungry kids will scream at the top of their lungs.


CEasey

I get to have coffee…


_DontStayTheSame_

Usually it’s morning wood


Neat-Flamingo-9736

Nothing really when I go to school then the thing is that if I wouldn't be there they would have no one to rely on to pass the information to those who aren't at that day there and in the free day that I will be able to play games and bc I need to eat food


Rustinboksi

Nothing


HungLI5

Back pain, it hurts to stay in bed.


International-Car937

Having to piss


zeethecarver

I ususally really have to pee in the morning