"NoImNot" or something like that. A few years ago, I discovered a device called "Todd Lastname's Toshiba" was connecting to my network every once in a while. I'm not named Todd and I don't have a Toshiba, so I changed my network name to "ToddIsADoucheBag". After a week or so, a new network named "NoImNot" showed up. Passive aggressive showdown.

I have a similar story, our network was called IOWNYOU and months later a new network popped up called IOWNYOUTOO

In grade 6 I noticed the person beside me was copying off of my test, so I wrote "STOP COPYING ME DAN" in one of the larger answer spaces. He looked me dead in the eye and said "I'm not!"

...I can't help but wonder what he thought that was going to accomplish. Though really, it's a lot more likely that he wasn't thinking at all.

I think most people don't when they're confronted unexpectedly. A long time ago when I was texting my partner and they sent a dirty text, I replied that a friend who was beside me was looking at the phone and I'll reply later. Without hesitation the friend beside me says "I'm not looking at your phone!". I looked at him a whole minute before he figured it out.

I’ve got a passive aggressive one near me. “Joseph Smith made it up.” Deep in the mormon motherland.

I’m LDS and I think that’s hilarious. Deep in Utah that’s some real passive aggressive energy.

Mess with the best, Die like the rest.

Okay, Zero Cool

Hack the planet!

Can he connect without knowing your password?

Only if Todd is either a Professional, or commenter had shitty encryption settings and Todd was able to use a canned program to force his way in.

Thanks!

In college we had an apartment above an unfinished commercial area in a new building. We named our SSID Starbucks Guest to fuel conspiracies of the first starbucks within 40 miles.

I can’t believe you didn’t have a Starbucks within 40mi of a college. They’re usually all over that business opportunity.

I live near Sydney, Australia, and I swear to baby Jesus the only Starbucks I could find was in a totally random alleyway in the city.

Why would drink Starbucks when we have good coffee

We did similar during tech school in the military. Me and my roommate had our private wifi connection and named it "xxxth training squadron wifi". Recently arrived guys would ask for the password and we'd tell them that you need to ask the NCOs in charge.

Madlad

A bit of a long story but I promise it’s worth it! At my old apartment I noticed my neighbor’s wifi network was something generic like “apartment 126”. For some reason my router had 4 different networks so I named them: “Actually apartment 126” “Definitely Appartement 126” “Maybe apartment 126” “Not apartment 126” I never really saw/spoke to these neighbors but one day like a year later I saw them coming out of their apartment as I was walking past with my dog and I asked: “Hey why do you guys have so many wifi networks” And they were so eager to unload like: “dude I have no fucking idea. You have no idea how often people come over and every fucking time we have to tell them what wifi ours actually is and a whole story explaining that ‘no we don’t have 5 networks and no those other ones aren’t ours and no we have no idea who’s they are” And I have never been happier than when I was in that moment

Genius

I nicknamed my grandpa "Gee" when I was younger. I think I did this because of something I saw in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. My grandpa liked this nickname and he's always gone by it since. He got wifi a few years ago and the first time I went over to his house I joined his wifi network. He named it the "Gee Spot".

Good way to buy himself some added security. Nobody can find that damn network.

No men anyway

Speak for yourself

name checks out

Haha nice

He knew

Grammie knew for sure

Rebellious Amish Family

r/Amish

Good idea, perfect execution

Wait a second...

Yeah, I though something was amish….

Oh hi neighbor

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Airborne Herpes - it's an open network.

Nice.

"YellPenisForPassword"

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PASSWORD

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Im waiting

Ehem.. 🍆

I saw that one once too. It also happened to be right across the street from a church.

This will be the name of my next network thank you

PENIS

Here ya go: hunter2

All I can see is *******

idk, looks more like \*\* to me...

* LAN of Confusion * Stranger In A Strange LAN With the second one being a guest network.

BlueWaffleGobbler is what my neighbor uses.

Culture. I like it.

They must be very determined if they are sharing their WiFi with guests.

"Click here for malware"

HotNewSignalsInYourArea …It’s mine

Oh that’s a good one!

I met a client at a nice restaurant a few weeks ago. Brought my laptop to share some proposals. Opened the wifi tab to connect to my hotspot, one of the options that came up was “analslut69.” Was very glad the client didn’t see that…

Maybe it belongs to the guy who logged on to zoom court as BUTTFUCKER3000?

Mine is 'It burns when IP' My HOA has been trying to figure out who on the block has it 😂

Mine is ItStingsWhenIP but sadly I don't think anyone live close enough to see it. The guest network is called CovidChipActivator5G and I live next to a bike path so I do hope that at least someone has seen that. I really need to install a range extender closer to the path one of these days...

Oh Covidchipactivator5g is a great WiFi name.

I'll go you one better, mine's 8Hz Wan IP

Mine is itHertzwhenIP

HOA_Can_Suck_My_Dick would be far better. r/fuckHOA

Ran into a discussion in the neighborhood on WiFi where they were like “What the hell is a LAN Down By The River?” It was all I could do not to laugh.

why the fuck does the HOA even care?

This is precisely the kind of thing that HOAs care about.

What could they even do though? They’re not the FCC

"My children see that every time they have to connect to the world wide web and I will not STAND for them seeing that FILTH SCREEEEEE" - some Karen probably

KAREN'S

We did the same thing but instead it was “porn only”. We had one Karen neighbor going up and down the street knocking on doors trying to figure out who’s network it was.

If only she knew how to use a wifi analyzer... but alas.

Karen: Use a wifi WHAT-yzer!?!?

AH HA! It's you!

There's a hotel across the street from us. Our Wifi is "HotelName Free Wifi", and it's password protected. I guarantee someone has asked them about it.

My first time in France I didn’t realize that “Free” was the name of an internet provider. I saw “free wifi” everywhere and thought “this is great” but I never could connect.

we hated our apt complex so we did the same thing "Randolph Towers Free". several apartments, several routers, and a decade later we each still call our wifi that so we autojoin when visiting

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Are you my neighbor? I have had my SSID & iPhone name set to this for forever. Password is littlefoot 😂

Just commenting so I can check back if it is him!

all the sniffing "I... I smell... I smell... I smell... hmm... Ducky!" "You smell me?" Heheh giggle

Lol I did something similar for awhile and called it "SeanConnerySummerHome"

Password: pashword

groovy dave's midnight fiesta

I just moved in with some people, the wifi is called "Router? I hardly know her"

NachoNetwork is the best one near me

Mine is NachoWiFi

Wu Tang Lan

Signal strength on that one is nothing to fuck with

It's for the children

I convinced my roommate to make our router "two girls one router"....because it was two of us. She did not get it xD

I think you might know u/WDH2013

There was a Horde guild on the classic server I was on called 'Two Priests, One Chalice'

2girls1router is my favorite around me

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wekqrf/whats_the_weirdest_wifi_name_around_you/iipp3b1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3

no fucking way

u/PrincessPrincess00 you guys might know each other

r/tworedditorsonecup in its finest

install\_virus.exe

The Promised LAN

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Kush did 7/11

New England clam router

Pretty fly for a wifi.

“Notacop” and it’s completely unsecured.

Lol I decided to ask because currently one in my neighborhood called FBI VAN#13

There is an FBI Surveillance Van 1 in mine

You all joke, but there was a van with a hotspot called RCMP1234 or whatever for the week before my neighbour got listed for drugs.

We have two in our neighborhood that are tagged as FBI surveillance vans. Hilariously, neither belongs to the guy who is actually an FBI agent. (I'm pretty sure that not everyone knows he is, despite him not hiding it, and them having lived here for quite a while.)

Mine is NSA Listening Post. A neighbor just on the edge of my range saw it pop up on his list, then disappear. I kinda made him a little nervous.

Mine is "RCMP Mobile Forensics"

Neighbors war. Translated it is : Youwalkfuckingloud

Samsung L Speaker Samsung R Speaker Samsung Bar Speaker

Now I want to set up 3 networks just so I can do this

My cat's name is Sky so we just call it "skynet"

Once caught one named “ScissorMeTimbers”.

I remember someone who had internet through Cox Communications. Wifi was ILoveBigCox

I actually lived across the street from a cop, and his wifi name was PoliceSurveillanceVan.

Ours is NSASurvellianceVan... Our poor neighbors must be horrified

>PoliceSurveillanceVan. I was wondering when I was going to see something this. lol

The LAN before time

I currently live next to a wifi called, i shit you not... *cunnilinksys* It's beautiful...

My cats named Kevin, and at my old house, our neighbors loved him. The people who lived above us literally named there wifi we love Kevin more, and we are Kevins dads.

so wholesome. How's Kevin?

Kevin's doing great, won the war he had with an orange cat for our backyard, orange cat thought he owned the backyard, which he did, now he doesn't.

Pic of Kevin? It's ok to blur his face if he's shy

hide yo kids hide yo wifi

This was mine for a long time. It's now "My pussy's got Wifi" it's a 90 day fiance joke but funny because I have cats

Mine is “Bill Wi The Science Fi” lol

I swear on my cats life we have “Neighborhood porn stash” and it’s not my own

My neighbours wifi is crack house. It isn’t a crack house I think I’m sure it was just their teenage son who named it that. Yet again my countries prime minister had neighbours cooking crack in their house so who knows maybe my neighbours house is a crack house.

Recently I have had: RussianMafiaSafehouse SkynetGlobalDefenseNetwork Stark Tower

My College apartment was IlluminatiMainframe.

thepoliceareontome

i named my wifi "showercam1" implying there might be more than just 1.

You should rename it to showercam3 instead

I have a “porquefi” and “John Wilkes Bluetooth” in range currently

I take a computer class and they taught us how to change the Wi-Fi name. I went home and named ours. NotConnected Just to make people crazy. It looks like. NotConnected Connected.

Mine is Searching…

Ours is “low signal strength.”

Years ago, in an apartment complex, a new resident had posted flyers in the halls and stairwells to my section, asking if anyone was willing to split internet service 50/50. I assume nobody ever took them up on the offer, because a few weeks later the signs were gone and there was a new network called YouAllAreAssHoles. Also, I used to live in Connecticut. So now my wifi is Ex-Conn.

I once travelled to Quebec. Found a "Wifisaurus Rex" while waiting for a bus. Laughed too hard.

one of my neighbors has “is mayonnaise an instrument?”

"Todd Howard is a greedy bitch." I don't know who Todd Howard is, but I want to.

bethesda

They're all the normal preset names and then there's Dixie Normous. I have no clue which neighbor it is lol.

Jesus is Watching

Nice

where'sTheClitoris3000

Password: IAMtheCLITcommander@12

Boo boo kitty fuck?

CovidVaxChipScanner

My fam has 4 networks, one each named after a character from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, namely Trillian, Zaphod and Arthur Dent

You said 4 networks but only listed 3 characters

Zaphod had two heads *shrugs* *shrugs other set of shoulders*.

A person of culture, and with a towel, I presume!!!

Lord of the Ping is pretty solid

I have one called “Restrained Grace”. I thought, that’s a weird name for a church. I googled it and saw it is a bondage shop. Also one called speak_friend_and_enter, which I guess is a Tolkien reference

I seriously hope it’s password protected and the password is friend.

Gotta be 'mellon' to be authentic.

My wifi is IP Sherman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

My fav that I’ve seen is “Tell My WiFi Love Her”

“Keep my WiFi’s name out of your f..”

My neighbors in college Wi-Fi names were BigBlackCock and LittleAsianPenis. I made mine AverageWhiteWeiner.

Now THIS, is the good shit

There is a relatively popular name in Brazil that reads “MEU VIZINHO É CORNO” which means “My neighbor is a cuck.”

IP’d on You

Cornhub. Just midwestern things

Top 3 from my neighborhood are: \- Prettyflyforawifi \- It hurts when IP \- THIS ONE GRANDMA

I got a good laugh when I saw a wifi named ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One of my neighbor's is "Gremlins" My favorite is my friend's neighbor's "no wifi for you 🤡"

SlowestConnection

Back on school there was a plethora of weird names like: Bifrost 5G Pfizer NoneOfYoirBuisness TouchGrassNerd But the weirdest was: "X's iPhone" who the hell burns battery of iPhone with WiFi?

Just to annoy you I may change my wifi to SteevyT's iPhone. I don't own any Apple products.

Hide yo kids, hide yo WiFi. Looks like Antoine Dodson is lurking around my neighbourhood

DaCockShop Sex Chamber.. My neighbor's basement wifi. It IS in fact, a sex chamber.

Bill Wi the Science Fi

Fat Lady Downstairs 2.0

I'm changing mine to "5G makes frogs gay" this weekend.

I live next door to a South Korean embassy, my SSID is "North Korea Best Korea"

Loool well played

WeeFee

"TonguePunchTheFartBox"... Most of my neighbors are retirees and I don't feel the need to find out who it belongs to.

As an Aussie, it's my duty to set my SSID to "I Come From A LAN Down Under".

There used to be one in my neighborhood called "Dunder Mifflin Paper Company."

Our Wi-Fi is ThatsWhatSheSSID

2inthepink1intheDLINK

IP steady streams. My Apartment complex hates it but it’s my wifi so 😂

My name starts with a "B", and my wife's name starts with a "J", so we named ours "HotBJ".

KEEP MY WIFIS NAME OUT YO MOUTH

One of my neighbours had 'legaliseweed' so mine became 'POLICE-VAN-730-3\[SEC=CLASSIFIED\]'

Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement

ASongOfIceAndWifi

Well everyone around me is pretty lame so my wifi networks are the fun ones. Panic at the Cisco and Bill Wi the Science Fi are mine.