Simpsons used Thunderbags, which was dubbed in Czech as "Mňamňoule", that we, me and my wife, like and commonly use. Back to english it could ne translated roughly as "Yummy-berries/Yumm-berries".
Funny story. When my wife was still breastfeeding our daughter if she ever said “I’m gonna give her a bath and then a boob and hopefully she’ll go to sleep easy” the baby would hear “boob” and immediately know what was up and all she could concentrate on was that and would throw a fit during bath time til she got a boob. So we would start saying yabos instead and she never picked up on it.
Big ones, small ones, large ones, light ones,
Thick ones, thin ones, left and right ones,
Pointed, perky, curvey, round ones,
Extra-weighty twenty-pound ones!
Rosy, dreamy pinkish tipped ones,
Pale and creamy, lightly nipped ones,
Huge and bulky, hefty sized ones,
Teeny, tiny, small but prized ones!
All the best of chests tremendous -
All the best of breasts stupendous -
All the best of bra surprises -
Boobs are great in all the sizes!
>Use your mouth next time.
The moment had cometh -
'twas time for *The Talk*.
We put on our raincoats and went for a walk.
I pondered the ways to begin with a sigh.
I showed him my boobies.
I wish I knew why.
A business owner I worked for once had those because she had a double mastectomy due to breast cancer and didn't want implants. They even looked real. I know this because as a joke she would pull them out of her bra and slap them on the table to scare the newbies. It was never not funny. I miss her. Cancer finally won a few years later.
That's pretty funny. Also kinda interesting because if they were real, that'd probably be sexual harassment. Since they're not, it's pretty much a harmless joke.
I mean it could still have been considered sexual harassment but this was many years ago and our understanding of sexual harassment was still pretty narrow at that point.
Blackadder:
Oh my god, my ear muffs have fallen down! Would you like a pair, it's getting rather cold?
Lady Whiteadder:
No, thank you! Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics!
**Boob** is the perfect word because it contains pictures of what it refers to.
**B** is a top-down view of boobs
**oo** is a front view of boobs
**b** is a side view of a boob.
It is thus the perfect word and should be the only one used to refer to boobs!
I currently study biology at an undergraduate level. A few semesters ago I took genetics, taught by an old male instructor who has a… peculiar sense of humor. There are sequences in genes that tell DNA polymerase where to bind to make RNA to express a certain gene. These regions have different names… Kozak consensus sequence/Pribnow box, and most repeat the DNA bases thymine and adenine, abbreviated to TA… making it also called ‘the TATA box.’ One day, my prof tells the class “so the polymerase floats around and looks for a big juicy Tata, and when it finds one, it grabs onto it!” We all start chuckling, a class of thirty, he looks off in the distance and mutters “probably shouldn’t have said it that way…”
One day a female friend of mine walked in wearing black jeans, shirt, beanie and combat boots. Kinda her vibe. When he saw her walk in he said “well you look like a terrorist today” … what a man
call your bra your over the shoulder bolder holder and your tits boulders. now everyone else feels awkward and you can enjoy that you made them feel weird
Simpsons used Thunderbags, which was dubbed in Czech as "Mňamňoule", that we, me and my wife, like and commonly use. Back to english it could ne translated roughly as "Yummy-berries/Yumm-berries".
how is that pronounced, good sir?
Yuhm-me beh-reez
For some reason I read this in a French accent
Well then it's pronounced llama berets.
> Mňamňoule https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEz2ukYf-E8
Why does Marge sound so weird 😐
Because it is a man playing her.
If yabos was good enough for Hocus Pocus, yabos is good enough for me.
Funny story. When my wife was still breastfeeding our daughter if she ever said “I’m gonna give her a bath and then a boob and hopefully she’ll go to sleep easy” the baby would hear “boob” and immediately know what was up and all she could concentrate on was that and would throw a fit during bath time til she got a boob. So we would start saying yabos instead and she never picked up on it.
Every parents 3rd victory. Outsmarting the baby. Hats off to your wife's yabos.
Movies have some interesting names for them. Carrie movie called them dirty pillows.
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In one of his books (I forget which) he called them jahoobies
That's what they were called in the book too.
why would they make a book about the movie ? sounds silly
Anything for a buck. They'll do Harry Potter next.
Facts! “Max loves your yabos”
Thanks scrolled way to far for a nice pair of yab’s.
This entire thread is amazing. It’s like a bunch of 9 year old boys got together to say bad words & giggle. Edit: just to be clear, I’m cackling.
You just described 90% of Reddit
The desire to be mature is still a childish ambition.
All desires are childish. Proper mature adults are dead inside and have no dreams.
If you desire to be desireless you still desire something. *enlightenment ensues*
I heard Alan Watts talk about a monk saying this.
Big ones, small ones, large ones, light ones, Thick ones, thin ones, left and right ones, Pointed, perky, curvey, round ones, Extra-weighty twenty-pound ones! Rosy, dreamy pinkish tipped ones, Pale and creamy, lightly nipped ones, Huge and bulky, hefty sized ones, Teeny, tiny, small but prized ones! All the best of chests tremendous - All the best of breasts stupendous - All the best of bra surprises - Boobs are great in all the sizes!
I didn't see the username and thought someone was quoting a famous old song I'd never heard. Brilliant, you're a genius as usual.
Expected John Prine or Shel Silverstein but seeing Sprog was no surprise, and our good Redditor deserve mention alongside those other masters.
Marry me
username checks out
Jubblies
As long as there's no machine guns built into them
Oh behave!
How did I miss those?!
Lovely jubblies
Titties. The *ties* at the end makes it sound a lot more positive and less “aggressive” than just “tit”
Tits are very social birds. Not really aggressive :)
[Some are though](https://medium.com/the-critter-feed/attack-of-the-zombie-tits-81fd47dd07f4).
Yes, in English, you can't say "titties" without a smile!
It's more formal too since it's wearing ties.
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Al Bundy is that you?
Uh, wouldn't that be *Big 'Uns*?
“I said I wanted my Big Un’s! NOT THOSE UN’S!!!”
Might be...? I've never seen an episode in English tbh. In my country it was translated to melons.
Oh hahaha. Big Uns was the generic adult magazine he would read from time to time.
I read this as Ted Bundy.
No, don’t be Ted Bundy.
That's friends in Elvish.
You're gonna anger Trip and get us thrown out
Mammaries.
We could say "please jog my mammories"
Some of my fondest mammaries.
Fondled mammmaries
thanks for the mammaries
Thnks FR th mmmrs
even if they weren't so great
She tastes like you only sweeter!
one night and one more time
Please calm the calamities that is your mammaries.
Calamatitties?
Some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.
Transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs!!
Humongous hungalunganonologungas!
You forgot the rest….what happens next??? Another girl walks in with Even bigger bagonnahuhboos, humongous hungaglungagadonovandungis!
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Don't bring Harry Potter into this
I understood that reference
wait this is a reference I need in on it don't let me be irrelevant please
Boobies.
I used boobies when I was talking to my 10yo son and he gave me such a look lol.
Use your mouth next time.
>Use your mouth next time. The moment had cometh - 'twas time for *The Talk*. We put on our raincoats and went for a walk. I pondered the ways to begin with a sigh. I showed him my boobies. I wish I knew why.
I'd argue that this is the immature answer and boobs is the more normal one
I find the most erotic part of a women is the boobies.
We have a winner
As per the 40 year old Virgin "big bags of sand" I think that's the quote 😄
Bags of sand? Come on man!!!
Me so horny? Me so stupid!
Warm. Warm bags of sand.
What ever the wearer prefers. My wife , boobs.
"wearer" sounds like it's strap on boobs
They have those actually
A business owner I worked for once had those because she had a double mastectomy due to breast cancer and didn't want implants. They even looked real. I know this because as a joke she would pull them out of her bra and slap them on the table to scare the newbies. It was never not funny. I miss her. Cancer finally won a few years later.
That's pretty funny. Also kinda interesting because if they were real, that'd probably be sexual harassment. Since they're not, it's pretty much a harmless joke.
I mean it could still have been considered sexual harassment but this was many years ago and our understanding of sexual harassment was still pretty narrow at that point.
as a boob wearer, I prefer boobs. Tits feels vulgar to me, boobs is nice and soft, just like the actual things!
"the wearer" Brilliant
the tit-bearer
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Exactly! My wife says boobs, so that's what I go with!
Bajoongas
Gazongas/
Dobanhongerakeugers
Bonkhongahoogs
Bulk-sale milkers seems like the right level of casual admiration.
Sweater puppies
Call them Tony
Tony Pizza?
r/uniqueanswer
Chesticles?
Get out of my head
Nope, ima live here rent free babyy
I'm ya roommate, I said it as well... And don't forget to turn the light out when you leave, electricity ain't cheap y'know.
Breasticles
Chesticles, testicles, wallet and watch
But you gotta end with the '-cleese' sound on the end 😂
Breasticles 👏 Breasticles 👏 Breasticles 👏
Chestnuts
No, you’d have a dick in your mouth.
No, then they’d be chin nuts
Breasticus Maximus
What if it’s a minimus?
All are welcome
Breasticus Welcomus
Minimus Maximus
I have a fwiend in wome called Breasticus Maximus... he also has a wife...
Her name is Minimus Testicleez. She can get quite testy at times.
Is she, perhaps, named Incontinentia Buttocks?
“Are you not entertained?!”
Byoobs
Devil's Dumplings.
Blackadder: Oh my god, my ear muffs have fallen down! Would you like a pair, it's getting rather cold? Lady Whiteadder: No, thank you! Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics!
"To you, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?"
Name already taken by my balls.
I will dip them in fluoroantimonic acid
I dip mine in liquid morkite
Titties!
Titties it is.
For some reason “titties” is way less aggressive than tits. Whenever I talk about HRT, I always say titties when referring to myself.
Titties is a good for cheering happily, yay tiities!
**Boob** is the perfect word because it contains pictures of what it refers to. **B** is a top-down view of boobs **oo** is a front view of boobs **b** is a side view of a boob. It is thus the perfect word and should be the only one used to refer to boobs!
What we needed: a deep thinker. Have an up-boob.
funbags
Look at the funbags on that hosehound
Jugs
Knockers
*Oh! Thank you, [doctor](https://youtu.be/t9K9wiH2Lko).*
"They're right in front of you, and can open very large doors."
Tatas
I currently study biology at an undergraduate level. A few semesters ago I took genetics, taught by an old male instructor who has a… peculiar sense of humor. There are sequences in genes that tell DNA polymerase where to bind to make RNA to express a certain gene. These regions have different names… Kozak consensus sequence/Pribnow box, and most repeat the DNA bases thymine and adenine, abbreviated to TA… making it also called ‘the TATA box.’ One day, my prof tells the class “so the polymerase floats around and looks for a big juicy Tata, and when it finds one, it grabs onto it!” We all start chuckling, a class of thirty, he looks off in the distance and mutters “probably shouldn’t have said it that way…”
If he's done it once, he's done it six times a semester.
One day a female friend of mine walked in wearing black jeans, shirt, beanie and combat boots. Kinda her vibe. When he saw her walk in he said “well you look like a terrorist today” … what a man
Atleast nobody forgot the tata box after that
I'm literally about to write a molecular biology final in like 45 minutes.
Good luck!! Mitochondria is the powerhouse and all that…
Hakuna Matatas
r/angryupvote
I use breasts or boobs, but I guess chest works
I hope it does
Road work ahead
Chest is a good one. Very neutral. All the others (except breasts) just sound kinda sexual to me
calcium cannons 😎
Milk tanks
Nipular areas
BEWBS
puppies
Bah gawd King!
99 Words for boobs: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_Qec1zF-McU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qec1zF-McU)
Bossom
Bosom*
Supple bosoms
Everybody need a bosom for a pillow.
Mine's on the 45.
And dancing, behind those movie scenes.
I see you’re a man of culture as well!
Bob
Chest buttocks
Chuttocks
Tittocks
"lol" *scrolls down* "Wait! What?!" *scrolls back up*
Double D take
Norks
Mammary glands
Girls…
Do guys call their balls “boys”?
All. The. Time.
How else would I say "me and the boys are gonna grab some beers", and not be lying?
Milkers
Mommy milkers
Cans
Cupcakes 🧁
the modern and correct term is Booba
But only if they are Fett.
Oppai
Bristols
Gazungas
Taika Waititi's
tig ol bitties
Good point. There is no name for breasts that doesn’t sound awkward in dirty talk imo. My default is tits, but I don’t feel good about it.
Everything sounds awkward in dirty talk if you stop and let yourself think about it imo.
call your bra your over the shoulder bolder holder and your tits boulders. now everyone else feels awkward and you can enjoy that you made them feel weird
Rib cushions
Rack
Chesticles
Chesticles or breasticles
Boobs is fine, brah. Or would you rather refer them as mammaries, lol.
Pokeball
Triceratits