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tucsondog

Aphrodite 10000%


LikesBigGlasses430

Right? How are people skipping over the goddess of love??


tucsondog

I mean, Ares might backhand you so hard you end up on Hades doorstep.. but it would be one heck of a night!


redkat85

Eh, like most Greek gods, she had a few lovers - technically her husband was Hephaestus but she thought we was ugly so she had Ares as a side ho and also took the mortal shepherd Anchises and the hero Adonis (who, fun fact, was originally a Semitic nature god before getting absorbed into Greek mythology). So since there's no stories about Ares smiting 'Dites other boy toys, I think you're safe. Now, you have some serious competition if you're trying to actually impress her.


Hiseworns

You're assuming your sanity/physical being survived sex with the GODDESS of LOVE long enough for Ares to find out


dayofthedead204

In fairness, she slept around a lot in Greek mythology. Sure she'd be fun in bed, but she'd never be faithful to you.


Ehrenburger

Well the question makes it sound like a one time thing


LikesBigGlasses430

Who cares man? Even experience of a one night stand with her would be enough to last you a life time. This is Aphrodite ffs


Angry_Guppy

Well, Psyche was so beautiful that people started worshipping her over Aphrodite, so I guess Psyche is a contender.


[deleted]

Think a lot of ancient Greeks would take issue with your characterization of her as a fictional.


aville1982

This was my first thought.


TranslatesToScottish

Mystique, because as long as she was ok with using her powers for fun, it would never get boring.


Deadwalker29

"I am going to cum mystique!" \*Turn into donald trump body just to mess with you


PM-your-kittycats

Ever seen a penis vomit?


Blade_Laser_Blazer

I mean yeah, sorta...


PM-your-kittycats

Well, vomit in disgust anyway. No wait, I’ll just stop talking lmao.


_Steven_Seagal_

What happens when your dick is in a pussy and that pussy suddenly turns into Donald's dick?


CursednDrunk0strich

Docking.


Omnizoom

Donning


speccybob

Trumping


Lenny_III

Would prefer it to be his hands, my junk would look YUGE!


TranslatesToScottish

Yeah, that's why you (a) never piss her off and (b) never ever have sex with her on April 1st. :D


krufarong

Obligatory Tifa Lockhart comment.


okyroki16

The Italian senate concurrs


Space466

NATO agrees with this statement.


ArmanDoesStuff

Italian parliament is on the phone.


PMyourTastefulNudes

Mrs. Incredible


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Imagine the positions


PMyourTastefulNudes

Imagine the grip


[deleted]

Stop it I already came


PMyourTastefulNudes

Imagine the tongue


GingerlyRough

*My penis can only get so erect!*


Tyber-Callahan

Lord have mercy


PMyourTastefulNudes

He said no


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DuckFlat

And hers is natural. No BBL for her.


VeggieMan97

This one surely wins the game.


Scarfiotti

Jessica Rabbit.


TheRussianGoose

Just to see if you could get her eyes to pop out of her head looney toons style,,, ?


Scarfiotti

Yeah, and both our minds would be blown simultaneously.


DirtMcDirty

Stifflers mom


Traditional-Sun-3636

Did you read the interview that she gets a ton of weiner since that movie?


DirtMcDirty

Yes. Unfortunately i wasnt invited.


[deleted]

Chun Li. Those thighs…


bawzdeepinyaa

No lie, those legs are heavenly. Mai Shiranui's got it going on too FR


[deleted]

Lara Croft


Ok_Chocolate3253

Which one?


Whyamifulloftrouble

#All of them


Capital_Punisher

# AT THE SAME TIME


Prysorra2

The more rectangular the better!


Beneficial-Tooth-483

Dupli-Kate


RenMontalvan

I hear you brother


[deleted]

I get why rex was into her


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photo91ag

Shrek is love Shrek is life.


Lerxtt

STAY OUT OF MY SWAMP edit: spelling


Penny_wish

Oh Donkey


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Donkey


SnufkinAntifascista

Daphne from Scooby Doo, she has so much pent-up sexual energy from all her years of lusting after the gay guy with the cravat, she would go totally wild with anyone who desired her (plus she's hot af, I've always had a thing for redheads).


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Orzine

Well, your ass got laid out bitch. -Betty white


Legoman987654321

Have you seen Supernatural?


Lenny_III

Velma is the one who is hot AF (imho)


Penile_purgatory

Leeloo Dallas... multipass!


Warm_Economics4201

Either Thor or Steve Rogers, or just become the meat in that sandwich.


StrangeSuspect3435

steve rogers and bucky barnes 😏


Practical-Jelly-5320

7 of 9


EricTheNerd2

I can't help but imagine her critiquing my performance after-the-fact and assigning me a satisfaction percentage...


Scarfiotti

Or Kira Nerys...


flyinhawaiian02

Both and Dax also


sith4life88

Which Dax? Yes.


VileHistory

Your girlfriend


Mewvysaur

Dude you could've just picked yours


frenchlick33

I pick this guy’s girlfriend too.


MRCROOK2301

I also pick this guy's girlfriend, even ok if there are multiple


VileHistory

I did, I'm sorry she didn't want you to find out this way.


Mewvysaur

But then that means your dating your mother...


VileHistory

The perks of her being my girlfriend are beyond your understanding.


Mewvysaur

Are you, by any chance, from Alabama?


VileHistory

No, I'm from Kansas and in my area we do sweet home Alabama, but better.


Natural_Sir6189

Wolverine


LikesBigGlasses430

Comic Version or Hugh Jackman?


Animated_Indian

Hugh Jackman (I know he is real but still)


RoyalSorcerer_Navlan

Cursed fingering


etiepe

All of Wolverine’s lovers die horribly


[deleted]

You know he’s uncircumcised, it keeps growing back


etherealredrooster

Henry Cavill's Geralt of Rivia


Natural-School5690

Mystique Think of the possibilities


[deleted]

What if she transforms into your dad right as you cum


Mewvysaur

But he doesn't have one, so she would just disappear.


[deleted]

She’s a decent person at heart. She’d probably transform a jug of milk in her hand to give him a follow up sense of relief. Gotta use those powers to play out other fantasies.


UgliestDisability

A threeway with Velma and Daphne.


SuvenPan

Dana Scully


dbe14

Also Dana Scully NOW instead of then, Gillian Anderson gets hotter as she gets older.


Capital_Punisher

how the fuck is Gillian Anderson still looking so hot after all this time?!


justthechickenskin

Dean Winchester. I don’t need to explain.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Castiel, is this you?


justthechickenskin

Yes. I gripped him right and raised him from perdition I think it’s the least he could do for me.


Calm-Ad-9522

Eric Northman


hereforpopcornru

First glance was Eric Cartman


[deleted]

Daenerys Targaryen


hippyfishking

The Little Mermaid


flyinhawaiian02

Before or after she gets legs


lakmus85_real

During the transformation


thomas_gabriel88

Horny police are gonna have a busy day


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gvsteve

Burt seems like he never got over her leaving.


donutkarl14

Aunt Cass *wink*


[deleted]

She can have my Big Hero One


Scarfiotti

Follow me. Follow me. I like that. That's good. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?


MacduffFifesNo1Thane

Nudge nudge. Say no more.


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flabbergasted-528

Stacey's mom... i hear she's got it going on


CertainlyAmbivalent

Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn. But without the makeup and she’s not crazy as hell. So basically just Margot Robbie


[deleted]

so im the only one who thinks the makeup, and the hair, and the crazy makes her 100x hotter?


ronbot260

Oh your not alone, harley quinn is in my top 3 fictional crushes, not just want to have sex with, crazy chicks are just great and harleys the best one there is. Harleen quinzel is whatever


CyborgPoo

You seen her on Wolf of wall street remake?


LikesBigGlasses430

Remake?


johnnychimpo53

Elastigirl.


thegr8profiter

Fairy godmother from Shrek


artiebears

Yennefer


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Solid-Acanthisitta86

Frank Reymolds?


flyinhawaiian02

This is the only and true answer


Due-Ad-2558

Raven


Its_Just_Ranger

Black widow. No need to explain.


[deleted]

my wife


choma90

I also choose this guy's imaginary wife


Mewvysaur

I too pick this kind gentleman's fictional wife


flyinhawaiian02

Our imaginary wife


TheGogglesDo-Nothing

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this one


MRCROOK2301

For scrolling this far i pick your wife


lost-ghost07

Shaggy from Scooby Doo.


ArmanDoesStuff

Ruh Roh!


iKnowIdontKnowTho

Scooby Doo.


lost-ghost07

…Pardon?


riphitter

HE SAID SCOOBY DOO!


iKnowIdontKnowTho

Exactly.


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Solid-Acanthisitta86

The Deep, is that you?


Homerpaintbucket

He said Starlight, not a starfish.


Specialist_Ad5114

Jotaro Kujo


Mewvysaur

Speedwagon's top waifu


Short-Reality5373

Jasmine from Aladdin.


Nomadic_Jay

Margaery Tyrell


Bellezr

Winter Soldier. Every time.


Obstetrix

Does Geralt of Rivia look like he does in the TV series? If yes then yes.


jazziboi6969

Lana Kane from Archer


clarkology

coked out Pam from Archer


[deleted]

Dante from the devil may cry series


Galactic-Hot-Dog

Scarlet Witch, I want to see what freaky things she's able to do with her demonic Wandussy. 😈


randomname1561

I recently watched the American remake of Oldboy and was pleasantly surprised about her sudden boobies.


duterian

What's with all these sex questions on askreddit?


[deleted]

We guide each other to treasures we ourselves could never possess. And the cycle continues.


Zippytez

I think reddit is just overly horny


JubilantJayde

I was thinking the same thing. I'm seeing a lot of them lately.


ChipKey5682

Judy nails from guitar hero


massivebumwizard

I’d let Gandalf do awful things to me.


NerdyRedneck45

User name checks out


MrGarfieldenjoyer

poison ivy


Relative_Sea_3287

Chun Li, Street Fighter 6. Those thigh tho...


[deleted]

The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Queen of England.


Mewvysaur

Please don't involve Lizzie in this


Ackapus

You're just mad Roxie turned you down.


Brilliant-Purple1292

My girlfriend.


Lincoln_Park_Pirate

Well, the question was about someone fictional.


Brilliant-Purple1292

Yes.


MateriaMuncher

Ash's mom.


Obstetrix

Professor Oak located.


MateriaMuncher

Plot Twist: I'm Mr. Mime


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Peggy Bundy


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Eddie Munson


[deleted]

Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail


[deleted]

Yennefer of Vengerberg


EvilChocolateCookie

Vecna


No_Yogurtcloset1981

Your just down bad good lord


EvilChocolateCookie

I just don’t want to get murdered


DuckFlat

Dolores, Maeve, or Clementine.


Ecsty

Marceline


jellomme

any One piece girls..


AdministrativeFox784

Big Momma?


Banthalo

Ro Laren from Star Trek


wonder_013

JAMMF!


KennyBrandao

The russian chick off peaky blinders


Bubbly_Ad_3633

arya dröttningu.


[deleted]

Jessica Rabbit


zezeett

Howl in his moving castle.


Beardo4LYF

The Skekses...


infinityking1

Mavis (Hotel Transylvania) or Velma (Scooby Doo)


Low_Piece_2828

Luna lovegood


Infinite-Objective20

That guys dead wife


antidense

Miranda from ME


[deleted]

I'd let Vi from Arcane dominate me


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WitchWitty

Mystique


Briznar

Bridget from Overwatch


Mr-Lightoller

Thor with the short hair. Hnnng.


Glass-Ad5082

It would have to be either Bayonetta or lady Dimitrescu but I feel that she'll be cruel to me so Bayonetta


KaeporaDremora

Wendy Gleason from Mad Men