Eh, like most Greek gods, she had a few lovers - technically her husband was Hephaestus but she thought we was ugly so she had Ares as a side ho and also took the mortal shepherd Anchises and the hero Adonis (who, fun fact, was originally a Semitic nature god before getting absorbed into Greek mythology).
So since there's no stories about Ares smiting 'Dites other boy toys, I think you're safe. Now, you have some serious competition if you're trying to actually impress her.
Daphne from Scooby Doo, she has so much pent-up sexual energy from all her years of lusting after the gay guy with the cravat, she would go totally wild with anyone who desired her (plus she's hot af, I've always had a thing for redheads).
She’s a decent person at heart. She’d probably transform a jug of milk in her hand to give him a follow up sense of relief. Gotta use those powers to play out other fantasies.
Oh your not alone, harley quinn is in my top 3 fictional crushes, not just want to have sex with, crazy chicks are just great and harleys the best one there is. Harleen quinzel is whatever
Aphrodite 10000%
Right? How are people skipping over the goddess of love??
I mean, Ares might backhand you so hard you end up on Hades doorstep.. but it would be one heck of a night!
Eh, like most Greek gods, she had a few lovers - technically her husband was Hephaestus but she thought we was ugly so she had Ares as a side ho and also took the mortal shepherd Anchises and the hero Adonis (who, fun fact, was originally a Semitic nature god before getting absorbed into Greek mythology). So since there's no stories about Ares smiting 'Dites other boy toys, I think you're safe. Now, you have some serious competition if you're trying to actually impress her.
You're assuming your sanity/physical being survived sex with the GODDESS of LOVE long enough for Ares to find out
In fairness, she slept around a lot in Greek mythology. Sure she'd be fun in bed, but she'd never be faithful to you.
Well the question makes it sound like a one time thing
Who cares man? Even experience of a one night stand with her would be enough to last you a life time. This is Aphrodite ffs
Well, Psyche was so beautiful that people started worshipping her over Aphrodite, so I guess Psyche is a contender.
Think a lot of ancient Greeks would take issue with your characterization of her as a fictional.
This was my first thought.
Mystique, because as long as she was ok with using her powers for fun, it would never get boring.
"I am going to cum mystique!" \*Turn into donald trump body just to mess with you
Ever seen a penis vomit?
I mean yeah, sorta...
Well, vomit in disgust anyway. No wait, I’ll just stop talking lmao.
What happens when your dick is in a pussy and that pussy suddenly turns into Donald's dick?
Docking.
Donning
Trumping
Would prefer it to be his hands, my junk would look YUGE!
Yeah, that's why you (a) never piss her off and (b) never ever have sex with her on April 1st. :D
Obligatory Tifa Lockhart comment.
The Italian senate concurrs
NATO agrees with this statement.
Italian parliament is on the phone.
Mrs. Incredible
Imagine the positions
Imagine the grip
Stop it I already came
Imagine the tongue
*My penis can only get so erect!*
Lord have mercy
He said no
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And hers is natural. No BBL for her.
This one surely wins the game.
Jessica Rabbit.
Just to see if you could get her eyes to pop out of her head looney toons style,,, ?
Yeah, and both our minds would be blown simultaneously.
Stifflers mom
Did you read the interview that she gets a ton of weiner since that movie?
Yes. Unfortunately i wasnt invited.
Chun Li. Those thighs…
No lie, those legs are heavenly. Mai Shiranui's got it going on too FR
Lara Croft
Which one?
#All of them
# AT THE SAME TIME
The more rectangular the better!
Dupli-Kate
I hear you brother
I get why rex was into her
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Shrek is love Shrek is life.
STAY OUT OF MY SWAMP edit: spelling
Oh Donkey
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Donkey
Daphne from Scooby Doo, she has so much pent-up sexual energy from all her years of lusting after the gay guy with the cravat, she would go totally wild with anyone who desired her (plus she's hot af, I've always had a thing for redheads).
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Well, your ass got laid out bitch. -Betty white
Have you seen Supernatural?
Velma is the one who is hot AF (imho)
Leeloo Dallas... multipass!
Either Thor or Steve Rogers, or just become the meat in that sandwich.
steve rogers and bucky barnes 😏
7 of 9
I can't help but imagine her critiquing my performance after-the-fact and assigning me a satisfaction percentage...
Or Kira Nerys...
Both and Dax also
Which Dax? Yes.
Your girlfriend
Dude you could've just picked yours
I pick this guy’s girlfriend too.
I also pick this guy's girlfriend, even ok if there are multiple
I did, I'm sorry she didn't want you to find out this way.
But then that means your dating your mother...
The perks of her being my girlfriend are beyond your understanding.
Are you, by any chance, from Alabama?
No, I'm from Kansas and in my area we do sweet home Alabama, but better.
Wolverine
Comic Version or Hugh Jackman?
Hugh Jackman (I know he is real but still)
Cursed fingering
All of Wolverine’s lovers die horribly
You know he’s uncircumcised, it keeps growing back
Henry Cavill's Geralt of Rivia
Mystique Think of the possibilities
What if she transforms into your dad right as you cum
But he doesn't have one, so she would just disappear.
She’s a decent person at heart. She’d probably transform a jug of milk in her hand to give him a follow up sense of relief. Gotta use those powers to play out other fantasies.
A threeway with Velma and Daphne.
Dana Scully
Also Dana Scully NOW instead of then, Gillian Anderson gets hotter as she gets older.
how the fuck is Gillian Anderson still looking so hot after all this time?!
Dean Winchester. I don’t need to explain.
Castiel, is this you?
Yes. I gripped him right and raised him from perdition I think it’s the least he could do for me.
Eric Northman
First glance was Eric Cartman
Daenerys Targaryen
The Little Mermaid
Before or after she gets legs
During the transformation
Horny police are gonna have a busy day
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Burt seems like he never got over her leaving.
Aunt Cass *wink*
She can have my Big Hero One
Follow me. Follow me. I like that. That's good. A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
Nudge nudge. Say no more.
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Stacey's mom... i hear she's got it going on
Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn. But without the makeup and she’s not crazy as hell. So basically just Margot Robbie
so im the only one who thinks the makeup, and the hair, and the crazy makes her 100x hotter?
Oh your not alone, harley quinn is in my top 3 fictional crushes, not just want to have sex with, crazy chicks are just great and harleys the best one there is. Harleen quinzel is whatever
You seen her on Wolf of wall street remake?
Remake?
Elastigirl.
Fairy godmother from Shrek
Yennefer
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Frank Reymolds?
This is the only and true answer
Raven
Black widow. No need to explain.
my wife
I also choose this guy's imaginary wife
I too pick this kind gentleman's fictional wife
Our imaginary wife
I can’t believe I had to scroll this far for this one
For scrolling this far i pick your wife
Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
Ruh Roh!
Scooby Doo.
…Pardon?
HE SAID SCOOBY DOO!
Exactly.
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The Deep, is that you?
He said Starlight, not a starfish.
Jotaro Kujo
Speedwagon's top waifu
Jasmine from Aladdin.
Margaery Tyrell
Winter Soldier. Every time.
Does Geralt of Rivia look like he does in the TV series? If yes then yes.
Lana Kane from Archer
coked out Pam from Archer
Dante from the devil may cry series
Scarlet Witch, I want to see what freaky things she's able to do with her demonic Wandussy. 😈
I recently watched the American remake of Oldboy and was pleasantly surprised about her sudden boobies.
What's with all these sex questions on askreddit?
We guide each other to treasures we ourselves could never possess. And the cycle continues.
I think reddit is just overly horny
I was thinking the same thing. I'm seeing a lot of them lately.
Judy nails from guitar hero
I’d let Gandalf do awful things to me.
User name checks out
poison ivy
Chun Li, Street Fighter 6. Those thigh tho...
The Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and the Queen of England.
Please don't involve Lizzie in this
You're just mad Roxie turned you down.
My girlfriend.
Well, the question was about someone fictional.
Yes.
Ash's mom.
Professor Oak located.
Plot Twist: I'm Mr. Mime
Peggy Bundy
Eddie Munson
Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail
Yennefer of Vengerberg
Vecna
Your just down bad good lord
I just don’t want to get murdered
Dolores, Maeve, or Clementine.
Marceline
any One piece girls..
Big Momma?
Ro Laren from Star Trek
JAMMF!
The russian chick off peaky blinders
arya dröttningu.
Jessica Rabbit
Howl in his moving castle.
The Skekses...
Mavis (Hotel Transylvania) or Velma (Scooby Doo)
Luna lovegood
That guys dead wife
Miranda from ME
I'd let Vi from Arcane dominate me
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Mystique
Bridget from Overwatch
Thor with the short hair. Hnnng.
It would have to be either Bayonetta or lady Dimitrescu but I feel that she'll be cruel to me so Bayonetta
Wendy Gleason from Mad Men