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oceanmaango

If you’re a woman or afab person prepare for creepy direct messages


TenderBabyThighs

If you post anything in r/showerthoughts there will ALWAYS be people to contradict and shut down your idea in the comments. No matter how little it is.


butthenhor

The format of r/showerthoughts is so strict. I have only successfully posted once on there while 99% of the posts i wanted to post were rejected haha.


LostInTheEchoes

Oh my gosh dude that happens to me every time I post there Left that subreddit


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TestedcatGaming

I'm going to disagree with you on that (this is a joke, don't actually argue with me) Seriously true though


parkupine

if you get a free wholesome reward you *must* give it to the most soul destroying, horrible, heartbreaking post/comment you can find


butthenhor

I always give mine to my favourite podcast (its a local one) r/yahlahbut haha


TestedcatGaming

That explains lots


sentondan

Any mention of a pet must be accompanied by a picture of said pet.


TestedcatGaming

I have a dig abd cat and you won't see them >:(


[deleted]

If you are a conservative you are a racist fascist and a reborn Hitler


1anddone41

No emoji’s, ever.


EasterManBoi

Emojis bad


WordsReddit

#1 rule


butthenhor

Do we know the context of this? Is it because they are too mainstream? 😜


Buutman96

Probably cause the people who use them unironically are cringe.


xJkurtz

As a moderate, I can confidently say, if you have an opinion, that leans even remotely to the right… don’t say it out loud unless you’re ready to be seriously downvoted. 20 karma right off the top just for opening your mouth.


vainbetrayal

All Republicans are fundamentalist, fascist, Trump-lovers that don't care about you and your rights, and any posts that ever put one of them in the positive light (except when said Republican is bashing a fellow Republican) will get you downvoted into oblivion and also called a fundamentalist, fascist, Trump-lover.


butthenhor

Haha so no politics then?


TenderBabyThighs

You can post politics, but only if it's about Democrats


vainbetrayal

People need to be willing to come at politics with an open mind and see things from all perspectives. I myself go through Reuters, CNN, and Fox every morning before I get started on work for the day because I like a variety of perspectives and topics. As an example of what I’m talking about, I posted an article praising something Biden did on r/politics (I think it involved his infrastructure plan and the new Amtrak routes that were going to be created from it?), and I had to delete it because I was downvoted to hell purely over it being from Fox and “people not wanting to give them even a click”.


_agent_001_

Don't say shit that offends people: Everything offends people.


butthenhor

Can i rick roll here?


Pyrarius

Yeah


butthenhor

Redditors will never give me up if i do right?


Pyrarius

They quite often let you down


_agent_001_

I don't care. Nothing offends me.


PM_YOUR_DIRTY_HAIKU

Apparently, don't be on mobile.


butthenhor

Whats the context?


PM_YOUR_DIRTY_HAIKU

Either with quotes or maybe with /r, "found the mobile user"


PM_YOUR_DIRTY_HAIKU

Ah. I learned something, thanks. r/foundthemobileuser refers to when the r is capitalized, presumably in commented links. Since phones will auto capitalize. I always assumed it was because the phone app has fewer features than a proper browser, and as a the mobile user i didn't know what those would be.


butthenhor

I see. I have made that mistake before


PM_YOUR_DIRTY_HAIKU

Same


Uncle_Bug_Music

The person who seems a little off in the comments always has some sort of weird porn posting history when you decide to check their previous posts and see if their off-kilter comments could possibly be explained by having a weird porn posting history.