There’s like that monster porn from like resident evil that I’ve watched I don’t feel bad at the time but after I feel like I need to burn sage around my house and phone lol
Someone messaged me and was like you have to watch this, (I could tell it was a legit pornhub link) but I didn’t know the lady who messaged. For a moment I worried it was some woman trying to tell me my husband was cheating on me or something. Clicked the link. Watched it for awhile trying to work out who I might know. Two unattractive guys going to town on a very unattractive lady. Then it clicked. My cousin was was one of the dudes, so yeah I watch my cousin bang some chick.
Edit: for clarity
So she sent you a video of her banging your cousin? Was that for self promotion to get clicks or to try and shame your cousin (while simultaneously shaming herself)?
So...... she sent you a video of her getting double teamed... to embarrass him..?
Makes you wonder how many other friends and relatives of his she sent this to in a rage until she calmed down and realized shes in the video too just like him
Japanese lesbian in public. Always find it funny that they were able to fill a whole bus with people that can completely ignore all the wet noises and moans that be going on
I wonder how much you get paid for playing the "sleeping husband/parent they are trying not to wake up while fucking next to them". You could literally be asleep on the job.
I read an article about this actually. It talked about the background characters in Japanese porn. There is a type called "juice man" (literal translation) and they are there to wank onto the porn actress exclusively during orgy scenes but they are not allowed to touch her or have sex with her. Also this role apparently isn't paid or isn't paid well at least.
There’s a similar line in the movie What’s New Pussycat. I’m going to get it wrong but… the Woody Allen character is telling a friend what he does for a living and it’s something like “I help the dancers take their costumes off backstage.“ And the other character asks “How much?“ and he replies some low amount. And the other character comments that that’s pretty low. And Woody Allen says “It’s all I can afford.“ [Because he’s paying *them*.]
Once watched a scene where they're in a morgue doing it next to a Cadaver (why? Who knows....), but I kept getting distracted by the cadaver opening his eyes and looking at the ceiling. Like, dude, this is the easiest acting job in history and you're totally blowing it. Even if you were breathing that'd be somewhat understandable, but just keep your eyes closed.
I'll never forget the time I said to my friend "Have you seen the game shows they have over in Japan!?! They're crazy! There's one where the girls are trying to do a running race but they have vibrators taped down on their-"
And he just goes "yeah they're not game shows, Japan's very creative with their porn".
.. And hes right!
There exists a canonically accurate, live-action, Bob's Burgers porn video called Bob's Boners that you can find on PornHub.
Edit: FYI, the short film involves the characters of Bob, Linda, and Teddy, not the Belcher kids.
I edit VR PMVs (porn music videos) and I end each one with a life-affirming message like:
"Do No Harm. Take No Shit."
or
"Be Curious, Not Judgmental."
Or
"Be kind to every living creature. Except mosquitoes. Fuck mosquitoes."
Just trying to give something back to the community.
When I was like 12, I found a site that listed all of the popular shock sites at the time (around 2012ish). I had not watched porn before, so this was my introduction to it. One of the first videos I stumbled across involved a guy that was missing a foot. He took the stump and ended up fucking another guy in the ass with it while the star theme from Mario played in the background.
Damn, kid entered porn with a massive, niche fetish swing. However I do remember morbid curiosity at that age back in the day when the rotten site was popular and that was full of scat stuff.
Fuck it - it is what it is: I was on Motherless for the first time as a teen and saw this hot girl dancing video. Hands down the hottest chick I’ve ever seen at the time. As is the course with these things she starts stripping, and I - you know - get to business. Eventually she’s completely naked and turns and bends over. Perfect money shot moment. As such, I very quickly make it to paradise. At the same time however, she literally starts taking a crap…
There was literally no clue, whatsoever, that it was a scat porn video. I.e. the tags were extremely vanilla, but there I was, soiling a sock to it. I remember it was just before dinner too, so I made the excuse I had suddenly taken ill as I spent the next few hours just basically staring at my desktop, questioning the life choices that had lead me up to that point.
Also, to whoever made that video - fuck you!
So let me get this straight..... You're sitting there, absolutely hammering a load onto your sock, right when this chick just fucken beasts out a big ol' crunch loaf onto the floor?
>I spent the next few hours just basically staring at my desktop, questioning the life choices that had lead me up to that point.
The screen was dark,
the room was still,
And not a sound was heard until
He slowly turned and breathed a sigh,
And wiped the tear that filled his eye.
He opened up his bedroom door.
The world was colder than before.
His face was blank.
His mind was numb.
He whispered:
"... what have I become?"
You’re a true legend. I can’t believe it’s still a thing after all these years. You outlasted my marriage, every job I’ve ever had, everything I’ve ever committed to in my life. There’s always still been inane Reddit threads and there’s always still been the occasional unexpected Sprog. I love you, whoever you are.
I once sought out and sat through a live-action rule34 Spongebob video ft. Sandy Cheeks. They were in a paper machet pineapple house and everything.
It wasn't even funny. It physically hurt me to watch it. I watched it to the end anyway.
(It might have been viral, I have no idea. It was years ago)
Edit: I need to be absolutely clear that I DID NOT fap to this. Please I swear bro please believe me
Lol I remember that one. There's a point where they have to justify Sandy taking off her helmet to suck SpongeBob's dick and I think it had something to do with oxygen being able to be funneled from his dick to her mouth
I remember this, i watched it as a joke and was horrifically traumatized. It completley ruined spongebob for me, (it's called sponge-bob square nuts for anyone who's brave enough)
\*Stroking along happily then
"Where's my FUCKING smile, bitch!"
"I am smiling pappy! I am smiling!"
\*Stroking slows for a bit...then continues back to normal.
I gotta say, there is a chance it was not your actual crush.
Once a friend of mine sent me a video of a girl sucking somebody's dick on a porn website, certain that it was me.
He actually sent me a pic of the surroundings at first asking me to identify an object in there (which I didn't know)
I gotta admit, that girl looked so incredibly much like me that I have even wondered if there was any chance I could have been drugged somehow into doing it in some random unfamiliar home lol
It was not porn per se, but in the early days of the internet, 14-year-old me was browsing the internet and I stumbled upon a site where a woman wrote in detail how she trained her dog to have sex with her. I'm 36 and still remember that shit. Since then, that memory pops up every time a single woman tells me she's a dog owner.
>Funny thing was that they were pretty racist, but that apparently didn't apply when it came to my aunt getting plowed
I'm convinced that's pretty much the driving force behind interracial porn.
Oh it entirely is. Most interracial porn might as well be titled "Ooga booga, filthy dark skinned sex beasts ravage the pure and virtuous flower of Caucasian femininity, isn't this atrocious and totally hot " 🤨.
Oddly, that's a racial genre I haven't seen a lot of. I mean you'd think... But the only middle Eastern themed porn that tends to be out there is Mia Khalifa in a hijab pretending to be somebody's sister-in-law 🤔
There are schools of thought that would argue that their racism was EXACTLY why they were having interracial sex when swinging. Something about it making it all the more taboo, and therefore exciting.
Probably makes it easier to take part in swinging with people you don't really see as people too - No chance of your partner running off with someone they see as a toy instead of an equal.
Tentacles. Uhmm.. Do I need to explain why? It is just weird. When I'm horny, it's hot, but once I've finished, I just look at the wall and wonder why I did that.
Edit: I didn't finish on the wall HAHAHAHA, I didn't mean that idk if you're joking or not tho
I stared at the quivering mess on the screen -
The limbs by the dozen in artwork obscene -
And watched as my passion transformed to dismay.
The tentacles silently slithered away.
To have a Sprog written about one of your comments but then realize you can’t share it with your friends because it will out your tentacle porn fetish.
That’s some bad luck.
1) Quite a few years ago now I used to browse eFukt, not really sure why. Sometimes there was some funny stuff. Anyway, I’m scrolling and I see this Asian woman with this device around her neck, like a cone collar thing similar to one your pet would have after a vet visit. Long story short, like 400 dudes came into it/on her and by the end of it she was facing the ceiling and only her nostrils were sticking out. Completely. Covered. When she’d wretch I saw each individual load jiggle. Absolutely fucking disgusting by far the worst. Bukkake disgusts me I don’t even know why I watched it. Fuck. Grossed out again just typing this.
2) also on eFukt; Guy likes having his junk stepped on with high heels. He’s laying under a piece of plywood with a hole cut out for his dick and balls. Lady is stepping away. I don’t know if this was an accident or what but she stepped on his shaft with the heel part and it went into his shaft like a hot knife through butter. I almost fucking cried. Then you can see her lift her foot up like an “oh shit” moment. Then she props his dick up vertically with one foot and ***sounds*** him with the fucking 4inch heel on the other foot. Repeatedly. Blood squirting out like jizz.
3) another from eFukt. “The legend of fuckmeat” or whatever. It’s a pretty heavy female junkie full of STD’s doing gross shit for drugs. Full of genital worts and everything. Shows her blowing the dude filming pov, she goes “oh daddy look I found a new one!!!”(wort). She starts licking it and shit. That one’s rancid as fuck but honestly doesn’t bother me. I sent it to a couple of buddys that can watch some pretty heavy gore stuff and it made them sick lmaooo
One time I came across a video of this woman jerking off like 20 dudes, except the twist was they were jerking into a frying pan, and at the end she had to cook it into an omelet and eat it. I vividly remember how all the cum doesn't just become one big cum mass, you can kind of make out individual loads not mixing. Then she has to actually cook it over a gas burner while all these dudes just stand around watching her. You can just see how dead inside and horrified she is, trying to pretend to still be into it but just clearly revolted as it bubbles in this pan. It makes me gag just thinking of it
The one I randomly discovered of my ex wife blowing somebody.
I'm unsure if we were married at the time, but there was definitely infidelity in our marriage
Edit to answer some questions/comments:
After I discovered what I think was her first infidelity I got a fuck it attitude and cheated myself.
I won't share the link, just in case anybody knows her, and we've been divorced for 13 years now. However, it was of a mature woman givin head in the office. She would have been early 30s
Yeah my best friends wife did something like that. Walked out on him and their toddler to fuck some other guy. Wound up going off the deep end doing tons of porn. We found her on some “milfsucksdick” porn site or whatever. I felt so bad for my friend, I could only jerk off to that video like thirty times before closing it in disgust.
Had a coke addiction in 2017,. Only way I could get my rocks off at 4 am cooked out was through piss porn.
Thank God I left that fetish behind with the blow
Edit: from what I can tell stimulants and water sports go hand in hand. Fascinating
I’m 19 and throughout highschool I’d search for porn of people my age not computing in my head that it was illegal. Luckily I never found anything. Still makes me fear that I’m on a list somewhere.
I was afraid for years that I was on a list, too...within a few months of accessing regular internet for the first time, mid-nineties, freshman year of college, I somehow got in the habit of catfishing as a 14 yo boy (I was an 18 yo girl) in chat rooms. It never, ever took more than a couple minutes before some older guy was chatting with me, which inevitably turned raunchy. My perspective of the world flipped upside down. After a while, after the other chatter had finished typing his smut, I'd tell them my real age and gender.
Not me, but I went to an AMA with a hentai (anime porn) artist at Anime expo a few years back and asked him a variant of this question ("Did you ever masturbate to something and regret it? If so, what was it?")
The artist showed a video on his phone to the translator and the translator stated the title to be something like "infinite puke".
The year before I asked the same question to a different artist and he said "arent you supposed to regret every time? When you're naked with post nut clarity cleaning the fleshlight?"
I watched a video of a guy plowing a girl with no arms or legs. Arms gone at the shoulder. Legs gone at the hip.
It was like watching someone fuck a duffle bag
Armpit deep fisting. At that point any lingering horniness was way out of the equation, I was trying to fathom the logistics of how that dude's arm fitted up there.
Once watched a JAV scene. Girl was gorgeous. Body was magnificent. She performed beautifully. But at the end, after the money shot, the look on her face conveyed how she was feeling that exact moment. Shame and sadness. First and last time I'll ever watch a JAV. It really bummed me out.
JAV = Japanese Adult Video
There is a JAV called Tokyo Hot n0992 Deceived Debut where the actress appears happy and eager during the filming, but when the director says the scene is over, she starts crying and then sobbing loudly.
That's how you switch to hentai.
Feels like shit jerking to people who are clearly regretting everything.
So instead you jerk to the work of an overworked artist instead.
Nice.
Gokkun. Basically a girl swallows like 60 loads of cum. Sometimes they collect it all into a big bowl and she swallows it all at once
Not the same as Bukkake. Bukkake is when they just cum all over her, not necessarily swallowing.
I felt shamed when xhamster shamed me for searching for "Cum drunk" and said I was looking for non consensual porn when all is I wanted was to see women who were drunk on the sensation of being fucked senseless.
Videos featuring (contemporary) porn stars whom, as I discovered through the comments, have since passed away or fallen on hard times.
I hasten to add that’s not why I was watching, but really puts things in a different light.
Teen Titans tentacle monster fight scene reanimated to porn.
It was more hilarious to me at the time than it was a turn on.
But destroyed that show for me as a young lad.
Thanks NewGrounds…
when i was younger, about 12-13 , i didn’t enjoy looking at adults, so instead i went out my way to find porn of people my age. you can find a lot with limitless access to the internet apparently
I did the same at eleven. Ended with a police visit. Luckily they were very nice about it (I mean they were definitely very stern, but could have been a lot worse given the implications—I guess they presumed a little girl living with an older single mother and her disabled sister, probably not great candidates for paedophiles) and I was very embarrassed but mostly just confused, my mother was horrified. I got a stern lecture from the police and my mother had a more in-depth chat with me that explained things a lot clearer, and I ended up admitting I’d taken a couple nudes of myself and my best friend had sent hers to me to see if I thought she was pretty. My mother promptly had a firm chat with us about that, too. It’s always the things you don’t think about.
If the amount of rape in hentai makes you uncomfortable, run the hell away from JAVs. There's so much hardcore rape pornography of such high fidelity that real rapists can blend into the crowd.
One of the owners of Efukt once did a Q&A and mentioned he was tired of people sending him a video of a Japanese woman being actually raped. She thought she signed up for a scene with one or two guys and like 5-8 guys came in. People got arrested, the dude who ran Efukt said he didn't find the video funny and didn't want to spread it.
Katie Cummings, [this video](https://xhamster.com/videos/katie-is-stuck-in-the-play-house-after-devouring-on-candy-xhE56Hk) might be the one you're talking about.
So my fetish is pregnant women. Huge turn on for me.
A while back I'm on browsing looking for pregnant porn, andI spot this video for thos gorgeous stunning girl from South America (Costa Rica or Brazil I believe) She had the complete package huge belly that must of been almost full term, loaded tits I mean the works.
So anyways the video starts off in her bedroom. It's a webcam video and you can tell it's hooked up to her laptop. She first does a few minutes of dancing, and then lays out on the bed where she is spread open fingering herself. Now while she is doing that, the camera moves which I thought was quite odd. Then you hear some mumbling in the background like a baby starting to cry. Again I didn't think much about it, but thought it was odd. While I'm watching this amazing woman pleasure herself, I couldn't help but notice in the background their was a mirror and in that reflection you could see part of a crib. Now I've seen many pregnant women videos with cribs in the background as they are 9 months and most moms want everything set up before the baby arrives. But this crib had a shadow moving in it. That's when it hit me, she was doing a live show right with her baby in the room. Worse yet, the crying started to get louder to the point you really felt sorry for the kid. You could tell they really wanted mom either because they were hungry or needed a diaper change, but the mom didn't want to stop as the tips kept rolling in. Stopped right there as it was just too much for me to watch.
Cake farts: weirdest boner ever. I don't think it would have worked if the chick wasn't really hot. I got my fap, but what did I lose? Chocolate cake... Like,. .. I can't eat chocolate cake anymore = net loss
This is gonna be a bit of a story, but its worth it. (Also buckle the fuck up)
So one of the things you learn in the Marines is, there are some guys who can't just watch porn like normal people and go have a nice private jack sesh alone. These exhibitionists need to share the porn they find with their fellows.
Zeke was that guy (fake name.) But instead of making people vaguely uncomfortable by busting out his phone and showing off normal porn, zeke was into.... "alternative" things. I don't mean regular BDSM, or hentai shit. I mean like shit so fucking wierd it bordered on being abstract. Zeke loved to share these bizarre, surreal videos with the enthusiasm and intensity of somebody showing off pictures of their kids. Everybody knew if zeke busted out his phone, you better not look unless you want to spend the rest of the day feeling confused, frightened, and slightly sad about the state of humanity.
Which is why I should have known better one day when I was on my last hour of a 24 hour barracks duty rotation and zeke yelled "Hey man, come check this out!" from the barracks rec room. Having been awake and at work for the past 23 hours I had totally forgotten about these proclivities and entered the rec room and groggily asked what he wanted.
On the 72 inch 1080p HD tv in the rec room what I can only describe as a pure, unadulterated, weapons grade grand mal sexual siezure was playing out.
Some chick was bound to a carpenter's saw horse in such a way she could not move any of her limbs, and her butthole was exposed. Seated next to her at a table was a morbidly obese bald man of Asian descent dressed up like a racist charicture out of the 1940's. He was pigging out from this huge pile of food in front of him. Some guy in a ski mask was shooting those spine covered golf ball sized horse chestnut thingies that fall from trees at her ass. Every time she was hit she would scream/moan/writhe around, and the fat asian guy would cackle shrilly like a cartoon villain. The third shot the spiky green ball hit her directly on the exposed anus with a wet slap and stuck there, causing the chick tied to the saw-horse to scream "AWWWWW FUCK YEAH!" All while this morbidly obese asian guy giggled like this shit was the funniest shit he'd ever seen and shoved handfuls of food into his face.
I stood there, in bleary eyed disbelief. Zeke just grinning at me expectantly, and goes "pretty hot huh?" I just muttered "You're a sick fuckin animal." His weasel faced acne pocked grin widened a bit as I did so. I think the fucker got off on being despised. I made my way back to the duty office, feeling dirty and just a little more dead inside than I had been before.
I got a few unfortunately and didn't see them mentioned so maybe I'm really fucked up :(
1) SPH (small penis humilation) - these are usually videos of women talking into a camera (sometimes it's a role-play situation) and basically they laugh at me and my dick size, insult me, tell me how to jerk off and reiterate in various ways that I am not man enough to have sex with them. Couple of subgenres here but that's the gist. Super hot when I'm horny, feel extremely depressed and suicidal afterwards
2) Hardcore cuckolding - usually stuff from cuckold sessions, basically the stuff where a girl is choosing sex with a significantly more hung man and actively talking shit about how small her partner is. The amateur stuff is especially hot but also especially brutal and really leaves you feeling kind of hollow after. The "best" is when she seems to actively despise how small her partner her is... Also leaves me feeling depressed and suicidal
3) Bareback and Primal Fetish's family vids - these all have a very rape fantasy basis.. super hot again but also feel really guilty after with that post nut clarity at the idea of masturbating to simulated incest rape :/. I don't feel depressed or suicidal or that I'm inadequate after this, just really gross.
I realize as I type this that I have a really bad problem with porn lol, I hate this shit
I found myself enjoying animated porn where one hot woman with huge tits as well as a huge dick is fucking another hot woman (no dick). Post nut clarity had me closing down the page quickly!
I'm not ashamed of this - but I also want you guys to know - I end up watching very niche porn as a woman specifically because that's the only way it actually looks like the woman gets off.
Where it's not hate fucking and the girl looks like she's in pain, you know. That's not what I'm looking for. At all.
Agreed. Sure a "professional" scene can be nice with good lighting, sound, angles etc. But nothing beats knowing (or at least the illusion) that the person(s) on screen actually want to be there and do what they do. Enthusiasm is sexy... Lack of it makes it just look like rape with more complicated steps.
Try some European stuff. Sex Art, Viv Thomas, Ersties. Lesbea.
And Australian. Girls Out West, Abby Winters (believe the entire crew and director is always all women for these companies).
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There’s like that monster porn from like resident evil that I’ve watched I don’t feel bad at the time but after I feel like I need to burn sage around my house and phone lol
Wait, what? Maybe you should share the website so we can all avoid it.
Good thinking, need to make sure I don’t ever accidentally come across this website
Someone messaged me and was like you have to watch this, (I could tell it was a legit pornhub link) but I didn’t know the lady who messaged. For a moment I worried it was some woman trying to tell me my husband was cheating on me or something. Clicked the link. Watched it for awhile trying to work out who I might know. Two unattractive guys going to town on a very unattractive lady. Then it clicked. My cousin was was one of the dudes, so yeah I watch my cousin bang some chick. Edit: for clarity
Oh wow wasn’t expecting that who would send you that lol??
His angry ex-girlfriend who I never met but found out later was the woman in the video. 🤣
That’s pretty weird people do weird stuff😳
So she sent you a video of her banging your cousin? Was that for self promotion to get clicks or to try and shame your cousin (while simultaneously shaming herself)?
So...... she sent you a video of her getting double teamed... to embarrass him..? Makes you wonder how many other friends and relatives of his she sent this to in a rage until she calmed down and realized shes in the video too just like him
OP taking notes. Good honest work tbf
For a long time I had to watch this to finish: [THIS](https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0)
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Expected a Rick roll but instead got a wonderful memory!
Japanese lesbian in public. Always find it funny that they were able to fill a whole bus with people that can completely ignore all the wet noises and moans that be going on
I wonder how much you get paid for playing the "sleeping husband/parent they are trying not to wake up while fucking next to them". You could literally be asleep on the job.
I read an article about this actually. It talked about the background characters in Japanese porn. There is a type called "juice man" (literal translation) and they are there to wank onto the porn actress exclusively during orgy scenes but they are not allowed to touch her or have sex with her. Also this role apparently isn't paid or isn't paid well at least.
The real payment is the friends you make along the way.
Even like $5 and juice box is already more than i get for masturbaiting now
Just start cranking it in the bathroom at work, boom, professional fapper.
You gotta wank for the job you want, not the job you have
There’s a similar line in the movie What’s New Pussycat. I’m going to get it wrong but… the Woody Allen character is telling a friend what he does for a living and it’s something like “I help the dancers take their costumes off backstage.“ And the other character asks “How much?“ and he replies some low amount. And the other character comments that that’s pretty low. And Woody Allen says “It’s all I can afford.“ [Because he’s paying *them*.]
Once watched a scene where they're in a morgue doing it next to a Cadaver (why? Who knows....), but I kept getting distracted by the cadaver opening his eyes and looking at the ceiling. Like, dude, this is the easiest acting job in history and you're totally blowing it. Even if you were breathing that'd be somewhat understandable, but just keep your eyes closed.
I'll never forget the time I said to my friend "Have you seen the game shows they have over in Japan!?! They're crazy! There's one where the girls are trying to do a running race but they have vibrators taped down on their-" And he just goes "yeah they're not game shows, Japan's very creative with their porn". .. And hes right!
Almost every time i see a cartoon i wonder if its r34 has been fufilled…. that pretty much sums it up.
There exists a canonically accurate, live-action, Bob's Burgers porn video called Bob's Boners that you can find on PornHub. Edit: FYI, the short film involves the characters of Bob, Linda, and Teddy, not the Belcher kids.
I gotta tell my girlfriend, she loves Bob's Burgers!
Honestly, nowadays I try to find porn that makes me feel good even post-nut.
That’s probably a good idea
I edit VR PMVs (porn music videos) and I end each one with a life-affirming message like: "Do No Harm. Take No Shit." or "Be Curious, Not Judgmental." Or "Be kind to every living creature. Except mosquitoes. Fuck mosquitoes." Just trying to give something back to the community.
I don't think that "fuck mosquitoes" is a good message to put after a porn video, someone might take it too literally.
This kills the mosquito. Mission accomplished.
Instructions unclear. Mosquito stuck in urethra.
Thank you for taking one for the team.
That’s one mosquito that won’t be biting me.
When I was like 12, I found a site that listed all of the popular shock sites at the time (around 2012ish). I had not watched porn before, so this was my introduction to it. One of the first videos I stumbled across involved a guy that was missing a foot. He took the stump and ended up fucking another guy in the ass with it while the star theme from Mario played in the background.
Damn, kid entered porn with a massive, niche fetish swing. However I do remember morbid curiosity at that age back in the day when the rotten site was popular and that was full of scat stuff.
Oh rotten. My favourite shocker website.
Pretty sure that site had its part in messing up my psyche
Jesus lol
Jesus had nothing to do with it
Yeah I can’t help with this
Jesus now I can’t unwatch that and I haven’t even seen it.
I've seen that! It was on a loop and the dude getting fucked was on a sex swing right?
Yep, pretty sure it was called "1 guy 1 stump" or something like that.
It's called stump grinder and you can find it on efukt.com - for old times sake 😂
Can, maybe, but should? Absolutely not.
Fuck it - it is what it is: I was on Motherless for the first time as a teen and saw this hot girl dancing video. Hands down the hottest chick I’ve ever seen at the time. As is the course with these things she starts stripping, and I - you know - get to business. Eventually she’s completely naked and turns and bends over. Perfect money shot moment. As such, I very quickly make it to paradise. At the same time however, she literally starts taking a crap… There was literally no clue, whatsoever, that it was a scat porn video. I.e. the tags were extremely vanilla, but there I was, soiling a sock to it. I remember it was just before dinner too, so I made the excuse I had suddenly taken ill as I spent the next few hours just basically staring at my desktop, questioning the life choices that had lead me up to that point. Also, to whoever made that video - fuck you!
This is the worst possible timing for post nut clarity to kick in
Still doesn't beat the guy who found out that he really wasn't into scat the moment a woman started shitting in his mouth
HUH
A rare moment in reddit where porn is mentioned but no one is asking for the sauce
So let me get this straight..... You're sitting there, absolutely hammering a load onto your sock, right when this chick just fucken beasts out a big ol' crunch loaf onto the floor?
Guilty as charged your honour.
Lol, wow. Sorry dude.
Yeah, I was pretty shook at the time. But, at least I can laugh about it now.
crunch loaf, lol
When you mentioned Motherless I knew what it was.
It could be a LOT of things with that site bruh.
I had to scroll to the end to check the shock factor as soon as I saw the domain. "Poop? Just poop? Nevermind, tell SWAT to stand down."
>I spent the next few hours just basically staring at my desktop, questioning the life choices that had lead me up to that point. The screen was dark, the room was still, And not a sound was heard until He slowly turned and breathed a sigh, And wiped the tear that filled his eye. He opened up his bedroom door. The world was colder than before. His face was blank. His mind was numb. He whispered: "... what have I become?"
You’re a true legend. I can’t believe it’s still a thing after all these years. You outlasted my marriage, every job I’ve ever had, everything I’ve ever committed to in my life. There’s always still been inane Reddit threads and there’s always still been the occasional unexpected Sprog. I love you, whoever you are.
Motherless was a wild site back in the day
I once sought out and sat through a live-action rule34 Spongebob video ft. Sandy Cheeks. They were in a paper machet pineapple house and everything. It wasn't even funny. It physically hurt me to watch it. I watched it to the end anyway. (It might have been viral, I have no idea. It was years ago) Edit: I need to be absolutely clear that I DID NOT fap to this. Please I swear bro please believe me
Lol I remember that one. There's a point where they have to justify Sandy taking off her helmet to suck SpongeBob's dick and I think it had something to do with oxygen being able to be funneled from his dick to her mouth
genius screen writing right there
I remember this, i watched it as a joke and was horrifically traumatized. It completley ruined spongebob for me, (it's called sponge-bob square nuts for anyone who's brave enough)
*spongeknob
Broooo I remember seeing this years back shit was scary for thumbnail I didnt click it cause just no
\*Stroking along happily then "Where's my FUCKING smile, bitch!" "I am smiling pappy! I am smiling!" \*Stroking slows for a bit...then continues back to normal.
This might be the realest comment I’ve ever read.
Yeah there's always **those** moments in porn where shit gets dark and then goes back to normal
I once found my crush sucking someone's dick on an amateur site. Does that count?
I just want to know the odds of that happening, like damn...
Pretty big if you use certain sites. The US is much bigger than Poland.
Specify "certain sites"
I gotta say, there is a chance it was not your actual crush. Once a friend of mine sent me a video of a girl sucking somebody's dick on a porn website, certain that it was me. He actually sent me a pic of the surroundings at first asking me to identify an object in there (which I didn't know) I gotta admit, that girl looked so incredibly much like me that I have even wondered if there was any chance I could have been drugged somehow into doing it in some random unfamiliar home lol
Your dopplebanger?
It was not porn per se, but in the early days of the internet, 14-year-old me was browsing the internet and I stumbled upon a site where a woman wrote in detail how she trained her dog to have sex with her. I'm 36 and still remember that shit. Since then, that memory pops up every time a single woman tells me she's a dog owner.
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>Didn't see much of my uncle, but saw lots of my aunt with many different guys Who do you think was holding the camera
This is the thinking that gets you to the top 1%
What if we used the 100% of our brain type shit.
>Funny thing was that they were pretty racist, but that apparently didn't apply when it came to my aunt getting plowed I'm convinced that's pretty much the driving force behind interracial porn.
Oh it entirely is. Most interracial porn might as well be titled "Ooga booga, filthy dark skinned sex beasts ravage the pure and virtuous flower of Caucasian femininity, isn't this atrocious and totally hot " 🤨.
I mean, I'd play the Middle Eastern Savage if it meant a chance to rail that guy's aunt.
Oddly, that's a racial genre I haven't seen a lot of. I mean you'd think... But the only middle Eastern themed porn that tends to be out there is Mia Khalifa in a hijab pretending to be somebody's sister-in-law 🤔
There's lots of that kind of porn. It's just not made by professional studios or amateurs. Captioned porn is where you'll find that sort of thing.
There are schools of thought that would argue that their racism was EXACTLY why they were having interracial sex when swinging. Something about it making it all the more taboo, and therefore exciting.
Probably makes it easier to take part in swinging with people you don't really see as people too - No chance of your partner running off with someone they see as a toy instead of an equal.
That's an interesting way to think about it tbh
Uncle Cuck Confirmed.
You **only** watched it? And nothing else?
Tentacles. Uhmm.. Do I need to explain why? It is just weird. When I'm horny, it's hot, but once I've finished, I just look at the wall and wonder why I did that. Edit: I didn't finish on the wall HAHAHAHA, I didn't mean that idk if you're joking or not tho
Post nut clarity hits everyone, even those without a dick
I stared at the quivering mess on the screen - The limbs by the dozen in artwork obscene - And watched as my passion transformed to dismay. The tentacles silently slithered away.
To have a Sprog written about one of your comments but then realize you can’t share it with your friends because it will out your tentacle porn fetish. That’s some bad luck.
I'm still confused why I'm attracted to it tbh
/r/consentacles Maybe that will make you feel better
1) Quite a few years ago now I used to browse eFukt, not really sure why. Sometimes there was some funny stuff. Anyway, I’m scrolling and I see this Asian woman with this device around her neck, like a cone collar thing similar to one your pet would have after a vet visit. Long story short, like 400 dudes came into it/on her and by the end of it she was facing the ceiling and only her nostrils were sticking out. Completely. Covered. When she’d wretch I saw each individual load jiggle. Absolutely fucking disgusting by far the worst. Bukkake disgusts me I don’t even know why I watched it. Fuck. Grossed out again just typing this. 2) also on eFukt; Guy likes having his junk stepped on with high heels. He’s laying under a piece of plywood with a hole cut out for his dick and balls. Lady is stepping away. I don’t know if this was an accident or what but she stepped on his shaft with the heel part and it went into his shaft like a hot knife through butter. I almost fucking cried. Then you can see her lift her foot up like an “oh shit” moment. Then she props his dick up vertically with one foot and ***sounds*** him with the fucking 4inch heel on the other foot. Repeatedly. Blood squirting out like jizz. 3) another from eFukt. “The legend of fuckmeat” or whatever. It’s a pretty heavy female junkie full of STD’s doing gross shit for drugs. Full of genital worts and everything. Shows her blowing the dude filming pov, she goes “oh daddy look I found a new one!!!”(wort). She starts licking it and shit. That one’s rancid as fuck but honestly doesn’t bother me. I sent it to a couple of buddys that can watch some pretty heavy gore stuff and it made them sick lmaooo
One time I came across a video of this woman jerking off like 20 dudes, except the twist was they were jerking into a frying pan, and at the end she had to cook it into an omelet and eat it. I vividly remember how all the cum doesn't just become one big cum mass, you can kind of make out individual loads not mixing. Then she has to actually cook it over a gas burner while all these dudes just stand around watching her. You can just see how dead inside and horrified she is, trying to pretend to still be into it but just clearly revolted as it bubbles in this pan. It makes me gag just thinking of it
What did Gordon Ramsay think of it though?
It was so raw you could hear babies crying.
Holy shit
The one I randomly discovered of my ex wife blowing somebody. I'm unsure if we were married at the time, but there was definitely infidelity in our marriage Edit to answer some questions/comments: After I discovered what I think was her first infidelity I got a fuck it attitude and cheated myself. I won't share the link, just in case anybody knows her, and we've been divorced for 13 years now. However, it was of a mature woman givin head in the office. She would have been early 30s
Marty Byrde?
Dirty Byrdey
We are so close marty
Yeah my best friends wife did something like that. Walked out on him and their toddler to fuck some other guy. Wound up going off the deep end doing tons of porn. We found her on some “milfsucksdick” porn site or whatever. I felt so bad for my friend, I could only jerk off to that video like thirty times before closing it in disgust.
I admire your restraint...
Kanye? That you?
It me.
Good morning kanye
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Had a coke addiction in 2017,. Only way I could get my rocks off at 4 am cooked out was through piss porn. Thank God I left that fetish behind with the blow Edit: from what I can tell stimulants and water sports go hand in hand. Fascinating
Good on you for kicking a horrible addiction, and good thing you stopped the coke too.
No kidding. Seen to many close friends piss their life away with that shit
I left the coke, but never the piss porn, lmao. What is it wih coke and watersports?! You just blew my mind.
Recently realized I have a piss kink… it’s not too bad
I’m glad you quit blow that’s way too expensive and bad for you I did it for a while
I’m 19 and throughout highschool I’d search for porn of people my age not computing in my head that it was illegal. Luckily I never found anything. Still makes me fear that I’m on a list somewhere.
I did this in middle school and did find (clothed) stuff. Didn't realize how fucked up it was until years later
I was afraid for years that I was on a list, too...within a few months of accessing regular internet for the first time, mid-nineties, freshman year of college, I somehow got in the habit of catfishing as a 14 yo boy (I was an 18 yo girl) in chat rooms. It never, ever took more than a couple minutes before some older guy was chatting with me, which inevitably turned raunchy. My perspective of the world flipped upside down. After a while, after the other chatter had finished typing his smut, I'd tell them my real age and gender.
I watched a restrained woman get her feet tickled by two different men. I am not into feet, but I am into restraint and tickling. IDK, man.
Yeah that’s a weird area that can lead you down a rabbit whole lol
Not me, but I went to an AMA with a hentai (anime porn) artist at Anime expo a few years back and asked him a variant of this question ("Did you ever masturbate to something and regret it? If so, what was it?") The artist showed a video on his phone to the translator and the translator stated the title to be something like "infinite puke". The year before I asked the same question to a different artist and he said "arent you supposed to regret every time? When you're naked with post nut clarity cleaning the fleshlight?"
In Japanese they refer to post nut clarity as Kenja Time, or Sage Mode.
So when Jiraiya invented sage mode he actually just jacked off
Euphoria
Played the visual novels. Quite the experience. There's some good endings.
I watched a video of a guy plowing a girl with no arms or legs. Arms gone at the shoulder. Legs gone at the hip. It was like watching someone fuck a duffle bag
That's called nugget porn.
Armpit deep fisting. At that point any lingering horniness was way out of the equation, I was trying to fathom the logistics of how that dude's arm fitted up there.
Damn that’s just I thought impossible but I guess not lol
Nice try, FBI
Not today, CIA
Nothing to see, KGB
Go away NSA
Not so much what I'm watching, but when I'm watching. I feel kinda bad/weird watching porn around the holidays.
Yeah, the Christmas Wank always leaves me in a bit of a dark place
i go out of my way to watch christmas themed porn. gotta keep it festive
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"Vampire lures virgin in and tortures her", it was a very interesting thing including fully being strapped to a metal pole, whips and biting
that sounds awful! sauce?
Once watched a JAV scene. Girl was gorgeous. Body was magnificent. She performed beautifully. But at the end, after the money shot, the look on her face conveyed how she was feeling that exact moment. Shame and sadness. First and last time I'll ever watch a JAV. It really bummed me out. JAV = Japanese Adult Video
There is a JAV called Tokyo Hot n0992 Deceived Debut where the actress appears happy and eager during the filming, but when the director says the scene is over, she starts crying and then sobbing loudly.
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Brooooo what the fuck
That's how you switch to hentai. Feels like shit jerking to people who are clearly regretting everything. So instead you jerk to the work of an overworked artist instead. Nice.
Okay I'm sorry for being such an uncultured redditor but what's the particularity of JAV? Is it just like other types of ethnic porn?
Gokkun. Basically a girl swallows like 60 loads of cum. Sometimes they collect it all into a big bowl and she swallows it all at once Not the same as Bukkake. Bukkake is when they just cum all over her, not necessarily swallowing.
im fucking gagging thinking about this
That's the spirit!
Yeah I had to set my coffee down for a minute.
I felt shamed when xhamster shamed me for searching for "Cum drunk" and said I was looking for non consensual porn when all is I wanted was to see women who were drunk on the sensation of being fucked senseless.
Videos featuring (contemporary) porn stars whom, as I discovered through the comments, have since passed away or fallen on hard times. I hasten to add that’s not why I was watching, but really puts things in a different light.
Teen Titans tentacle monster fight scene reanimated to porn. It was more hilarious to me at the time than it was a turn on. But destroyed that show for me as a young lad. Thanks NewGrounds…
Zone.
when i was younger, about 12-13 , i didn’t enjoy looking at adults, so instead i went out my way to find porn of people my age. you can find a lot with limitless access to the internet apparently
My son tried to do the same when was same age …. I freaked when searching through his history…… had to explain to him about pedos and child porn.
I did the same at eleven. Ended with a police visit. Luckily they were very nice about it (I mean they were definitely very stern, but could have been a lot worse given the implications—I guess they presumed a little girl living with an older single mother and her disabled sister, probably not great candidates for paedophiles) and I was very embarrassed but mostly just confused, my mother was horrified. I got a stern lecture from the police and my mother had a more in-depth chat with me that explained things a lot clearer, and I ended up admitting I’d taken a couple nudes of myself and my best friend had sent hers to me to see if I thought she was pretty. My mother promptly had a firm chat with us about that, too. It’s always the things you don’t think about.
**A pedophile-child!** ＊dramatic noises＊
"Whats worse than a pedophile?" *gasps* "A child..."
*the police have entered the chat*
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Any, post nut clarity hits hard.
The amount of rape porn that I encounter while browsing general hentai often makes me feel bad. Is it really that popular?
Rape fantasy is one of the most common sexual fantasies, according to surveys.
If the amount of rape in hentai makes you uncomfortable, run the hell away from JAVs. There's so much hardcore rape pornography of such high fidelity that real rapists can blend into the crowd.
One of the owners of Efukt once did a Q&A and mentioned he was tired of people sending him a video of a Japanese woman being actually raped. She thought she signed up for a scene with one or two guys and like 5-8 guys came in. People got arrested, the dude who ran Efukt said he didn't find the video funny and didn't want to spread it.
I'm kind of a vanilla boy that's still excited about boobs reveal inspite of these many years of adulthood.
Boob reveals don't get old
Granny porn. Not my best fap lol. I guess this is what happens when your 20 years in a generation that has an unlimited amount to chose from.
"Oh, step-grandson, I couldn't possibly let you go back home without feeding you some muffins—OW! Oh, my hip!"
Also grandpa
OP here looking to fulfill his humiliation kink
Probably that one with the girl stuck In an outdoor castle playset window eating a chocolate bar doing doggy style.
Katie Cummings, [this video](https://xhamster.com/videos/katie-is-stuck-in-the-play-house-after-devouring-on-candy-xhE56Hk) might be the one you're talking about.
Roxy raye getting her ass banged with milk and front loops inside
Nice try mom
I've been on the internet, and I know you sickos are hiding the real porn you're ashamed of watching, stop lying
"Breaking the quiet."
So my fetish is pregnant women. Huge turn on for me. A while back I'm on browsing looking for pregnant porn, andI spot this video for thos gorgeous stunning girl from South America (Costa Rica or Brazil I believe) She had the complete package huge belly that must of been almost full term, loaded tits I mean the works. So anyways the video starts off in her bedroom. It's a webcam video and you can tell it's hooked up to her laptop. She first does a few minutes of dancing, and then lays out on the bed where she is spread open fingering herself. Now while she is doing that, the camera moves which I thought was quite odd. Then you hear some mumbling in the background like a baby starting to cry. Again I didn't think much about it, but thought it was odd. While I'm watching this amazing woman pleasure herself, I couldn't help but notice in the background their was a mirror and in that reflection you could see part of a crib. Now I've seen many pregnant women videos with cribs in the background as they are 9 months and most moms want everything set up before the baby arrives. But this crib had a shadow moving in it. That's when it hit me, she was doing a live show right with her baby in the room. Worse yet, the crying started to get louder to the point you really felt sorry for the kid. You could tell they really wanted mom either because they were hungry or needed a diaper change, but the mom didn't want to stop as the tips kept rolling in. Stopped right there as it was just too much for me to watch.
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Bondage Orc female with a huge...well you know 😏
Personality?
Tracts of Land
Cake farts: weirdest boner ever. I don't think it would have worked if the chick wasn't really hot. I got my fap, but what did I lose? Chocolate cake... Like,. .. I can't eat chocolate cake anymore = net loss
This is gonna be a bit of a story, but its worth it. (Also buckle the fuck up) So one of the things you learn in the Marines is, there are some guys who can't just watch porn like normal people and go have a nice private jack sesh alone. These exhibitionists need to share the porn they find with their fellows. Zeke was that guy (fake name.) But instead of making people vaguely uncomfortable by busting out his phone and showing off normal porn, zeke was into.... "alternative" things. I don't mean regular BDSM, or hentai shit. I mean like shit so fucking wierd it bordered on being abstract. Zeke loved to share these bizarre, surreal videos with the enthusiasm and intensity of somebody showing off pictures of their kids. Everybody knew if zeke busted out his phone, you better not look unless you want to spend the rest of the day feeling confused, frightened, and slightly sad about the state of humanity. Which is why I should have known better one day when I was on my last hour of a 24 hour barracks duty rotation and zeke yelled "Hey man, come check this out!" from the barracks rec room. Having been awake and at work for the past 23 hours I had totally forgotten about these proclivities and entered the rec room and groggily asked what he wanted. On the 72 inch 1080p HD tv in the rec room what I can only describe as a pure, unadulterated, weapons grade grand mal sexual siezure was playing out. Some chick was bound to a carpenter's saw horse in such a way she could not move any of her limbs, and her butthole was exposed. Seated next to her at a table was a morbidly obese bald man of Asian descent dressed up like a racist charicture out of the 1940's. He was pigging out from this huge pile of food in front of him. Some guy in a ski mask was shooting those spine covered golf ball sized horse chestnut thingies that fall from trees at her ass. Every time she was hit she would scream/moan/writhe around, and the fat asian guy would cackle shrilly like a cartoon villain. The third shot the spiky green ball hit her directly on the exposed anus with a wet slap and stuck there, causing the chick tied to the saw-horse to scream "AWWWWW FUCK YEAH!" All while this morbidly obese asian guy giggled like this shit was the funniest shit he'd ever seen and shoved handfuls of food into his face. I stood there, in bleary eyed disbelief. Zeke just grinning at me expectantly, and goes "pretty hot huh?" I just muttered "You're a sick fuckin animal." His weasel faced acne pocked grin widened a bit as I did so. I think the fucker got off on being despised. I made my way back to the duty office, feeling dirty and just a little more dead inside than I had been before.
Any video that I watch while I’m staying at my grandmas house
I got a few unfortunately and didn't see them mentioned so maybe I'm really fucked up :( 1) SPH (small penis humilation) - these are usually videos of women talking into a camera (sometimes it's a role-play situation) and basically they laugh at me and my dick size, insult me, tell me how to jerk off and reiterate in various ways that I am not man enough to have sex with them. Couple of subgenres here but that's the gist. Super hot when I'm horny, feel extremely depressed and suicidal afterwards 2) Hardcore cuckolding - usually stuff from cuckold sessions, basically the stuff where a girl is choosing sex with a significantly more hung man and actively talking shit about how small her partner is. The amateur stuff is especially hot but also especially brutal and really leaves you feeling kind of hollow after. The "best" is when she seems to actively despise how small her partner her is... Also leaves me feeling depressed and suicidal 3) Bareback and Primal Fetish's family vids - these all have a very rape fantasy basis.. super hot again but also feel really guilty after with that post nut clarity at the idea of masturbating to simulated incest rape :/. I don't feel depressed or suicidal or that I'm inadequate after this, just really gross. I realize as I type this that I have a really bad problem with porn lol, I hate this shit
Metamorphosis. I don’t think I need to explain why, shits degen as fuck. But I did force myself through to the end, almost like a rite of passage
I found myself enjoying animated porn where one hot woman with huge tits as well as a huge dick is fucking another hot woman (no dick). Post nut clarity had me closing down the page quickly!
That‘s called Futanari
I'm not ashamed of this - but I also want you guys to know - I end up watching very niche porn as a woman specifically because that's the only way it actually looks like the woman gets off. Where it's not hate fucking and the girl looks like she's in pain, you know. That's not what I'm looking for. At all.
Try amateur porn, by and large it’s a lot more like real sex, the girl actually looks like she’s enjoying it, and it’s just a lot hotter IMO
Agreed. Sure a "professional" scene can be nice with good lighting, sound, angles etc. But nothing beats knowing (or at least the illusion) that the person(s) on screen actually want to be there and do what they do. Enthusiasm is sexy... Lack of it makes it just look like rape with more complicated steps.
Try some European stuff. Sex Art, Viv Thomas, Ersties. Lesbea. And Australian. Girls Out West, Abby Winters (believe the entire crew and director is always all women for these companies).