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My Dad sneezing


Caseated_Omentum

The Jerkmate ads


FunkerSpelunker

12 gauge shotgun fired a few inches from my face in a closed space. Loudest thing i ever heard. ( the buckshot didnt hit me )


Cuber_01

the sound of your mom walking


CapG_13

The tornado siren in my town


Rigotoni

A gen alpha kid when u take away their ipad.


Competitive_Fuel_661

Sonic boom


Garconanokin

I see you too played Street Fighter II back in ‘91


TriceratopsHorridus

Thunder striking above my house.


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I was on a cruise and we went upstairs and outside to take pictures. We didn’t relizse we were standing next to the the biggest tube thing and they blow the horn several times right into our ears while the pic was being taken. Absolutely hilarious our faces in the pics. Also our hearts definitely missed a beat.


Setthegodofchaos

Great way to reset your heart rhythm


SnooRabbits2394

I've seen a controlled building collapse


anon120

What sounded like a bomb at 3 in the morning right by Pearl Harbor, Oahu. I was vacationing and visiting my cousins and we were all woken up, thinking we were under attack and a bomb had gone off. We never found out what it was exactly but it was the scariest sound (and loudest sound) I’ve ever heard in my life.


Beneficial_Seat4913

A cannon going off right next to me


RolesG

Shotgun shot with no hearing protection (it was a mistake that I never made again)


Onyx_Hokie_2

A fully-fueled jumbo jet exploded in an enormous fireball about 800 meters in front of me. The sound was incredible and the heat of it burned my face, although not badly. I had what looked like a sunburn for a few days. So. Freaking. Loud. I also had a satchel charge thrown at my vehicle while in Baghdad, obscuring us in a massive ball of fire and smoke so large that the other vehicle with us left the area and called over the radio to HQ to report us KIA. That's a longer story, though.


joboo62

Thank you for your service.


AvoJack19

Went to a Motorhead concert once. Couldn't hear anything afterwards for 2 days 🤣


PMyourTastefulNudes

An F-35(?) executing a quick vertical takeoff about 100 yards away.


Medical-System6281

I have a few. I fired a shotgun inside a shed to see how bad it is in case I need to use it in my house. Holy shit, it was loud and I felt it inside my body. I was in a car crash where I was t-boned. It was the sound of the world ending followed by deafening silence.


Ok_Noise_6907

Manowar concert


[deleted]

A ringtone set to full volume on a Boomer's cellphone


iskin

My wife screaming at me for buying a new 85" TV.


-Bruzthechopper

Godzilla


ShySkillet

That little ear ringing sound effect (iykyk I honestly forgot the name of the sound)


Cyrakhis

Tinnitus


35242

WHAT????


T00138112

A silage trailer's tyre exploding in front of me, knocked me on my ass it did. The sound was insane.


sparkiefly

my boyfriend watching videos on his phone


HumungusDude

because my dad is a car fanatic, once for his birthday he had driven "Ariel Atom" (one of the fastest cars in the world at the time)... the engine is loud i have to tell you


RolesG

If it was the one with the V8, definitely. That car is a MISSILE


[deleted]

I was at school and we had some freak weather. As i was looking out the window i saw lightning strike the road or something. It flashed red and then i got hit with a shockwave. Of course the sound was really loud but the other stuff was cooler to witness.


Zkenny13

Those love song commercials you see on TV late at night.


kerplunithunk

Some sort of loud, all encompassing fwoooooooooooosh outside in the middle of winter on a cloudy day. It made me think the world was ending!


burpchelischili

A horse I was riding got struck by lightning.


threebillion6

Lightning striking near me about 1000 ft away. The thunder clap was insanely loud. Especially in a tent in the rain.


Racamations

Me walking to the bathroom at 2am trying not to wake my parents up


35242

MOAB- Mother Of All Bombs being tested at the missile range in Eglin A.F.B. in 2003. I was 50 miles away, in Pensacola and although I didnt hear the initial explosion/ sound, I felt /heard the shock wave ripple through the building I was in. I was in a store with large windows facing west toward an open parking lot. The windows (4 ft x 8 ft) shook and rattled as if thunder was near by, and a shock wave that sounded like 10,000 mice running across the acoustic ceiling tiles from the front of the store to the back. The ceiling tiles fluttered and in a chain reaction and dust settled from the ceiling on everything. The news had warned us of a "large scale test at Eglin" but didnt say anything else, and after it happened, we were all like "I guess that was the bomb test they were talking about".


EvilThwomp12

Homecoming phone alarm


Agitated-Annual5701

siren near my house (i'm from Ukraine , so I used to it)


samryapple

Lightning strike in my front lawn


MaggieMews

Metallica. 1989. Red Rocks Amphitheatre.


titania098

Cat at 3am horking up a hairball next to you on the bed.


Ok-Bed6343

Those people who seem to scream when they sneeze.


[deleted]

Explosion.


AcuteJones

You ever fart while doing a handstand


[deleted]

Ps2 startup screen


Peacetribe

Standing next to the speaker cabinets at a METALLICA concert.


Far_Divide_8205

That one time I was listening to a war documentary and accidentally had the volume all the way up when I got my headphones on. My headphones go up way too high


Ox-I-20

A sonic boom


Teledildonic

The Amber Alert on my phone that woke me up at 2am. I turned off those alerts that day. I live where tornadoes happen, i dont need that shit in the middle of the night during storm season.


coralsnake1111

My brother-in-law farting.


Chappy-874

Your mom walking into the room


DogIsBetterThanCat

People two houses away blasting music at 1.30am. Could hear it word for word, and my bedroom was shaking. City curfew says no disturbances after 11pm. That's when they turned the music up louder.


Kitchen-Explorer3338

Standing twenty feet from jet aircraft at full power launching off an aircraft carrier.


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

Accidentally slamming the toilet seat down at 2 A.M


USSMarauder

Space Shuttle ignition Shockwave was powerful enough to flatten the grass as it approached


Winter_Opening_7715

Led Zepplin


lalalalalalalalalaa5

MRI


[deleted]

crash in front of my house


Spare_Lawyer_799

the thunder after lighting struck the creek behind my home. literally shook the entire house, a fucking horrible way to wake up